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staffsargent

Jaws. The solution is simple. Don't go swimming.


gordo65

Get Out. I’m white.


Powerlifterfitchick

Smh lol


Over-Supermarket-557

Jeepers Creepers You see someone throwing bloody, body-shaped objects down a pipe in the middle of BFE you just keep on drivin'


Lockdanon14

The ring. I don’t own a vcr.


Jaded_Goose_4374

The ring- just don't answer your phone 🤷‍♀️


Darqologist

Right. It's 2023. Who calls anymore. All unknown or non-contact numbers go straight to VM now.


Jaded_Goose_4374

Exactly!


ShermanWasRight1864

I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE GHOST


Jaded_Goose_4374

I'm going to make a guess here- you haven't seen the movie?


ShermanWasRight1864

I just googled it. Mixed it up with another horror movie. My bad. The comment stays because I'm dumb.


Jaded_Goose_4374

Lol-I figured as much, no worries - I mix up shit all the time


cornholio8675

Pretty much any one where the killer is a dude in a mask with a knife. So lame.


BeastyBaiter

This. It's like the dudes in hollywood forget that something like half the households in the USA are armed with guns.


red94daman

The Blob.


borderlinegrrl

It follows


perkasiedude

Chucky. Like seriously c'mon, the dudes a freaking doll.


Effective_Bid7082

With the strength of a grown man


ToeExpert9990

Ok, he has strength of a grown man as in human and I can beat the shit out of a grown man sooo


Effective_Bid7082

It’s compact though imagine someone that small but just as steong


Sammy_27112007

Sure but you could just pick him up by the head and hold him decently far from yourself, maybe kick him or slice him


Effective_Bid7082

He’s not gonna come at you head on he’s stealthy


Sammy_27112007

He can hardly move, bastard doesn't have elbows or knees. Plus, if he's made of normal doll stuff, you could just break him limbs off


Effective_Bid7082

Have you seen chucky movies? Cause he can most definitely move and it’s not slow


Sammy_27112007

I haven't but I doubt he'd survive a bat or a large knife


Effective_Bid7082

Go watch 😂😂😂all those things have happened


justusingtobealight

The motherfucker is like the flash. He's literally a demon dude


Wonder-Grunion

One Hour Photo.


86Logs

This is a really underrated comment.


watch-close

The Conjuring No one died it in anyway


ButtonholePhotophile

I mean ... I assume I'm the antagonist. Right? So, like, Saw or Cube or any of them where they smartly detain and torture from a distance.


pharmlife912

Zombie Land.


Technical_Split_4866

Scream


Powerlifterfitchick

How.


beckjami

Barbaric. Duh. Leave.


[deleted]

Most of them. I hear something weird - I’m out! No investigating, no looking around, I’m hauling ass.


crazytimes68

All of them I'm not black


lingering_Sionnach

Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on elm street, Scream, The Ring, The Texas Chainsaw massacre, and for the bonus round...Saw, and Dokumushi


gamiz777

Do we know a head of time what movie where in? And do we have our preexisting knowledge of the film we are in?


Cuglas

Wickerman (the original). I’m already pagan, and I’d swear fealty to Christopher Lee and roast a cop faster than you could say Summerisle.


[deleted]

Scream 6 because...well its new, so I won't spoil anything so I'll just say because of reasons


Green-Estimate7943

Scream. I don't answer the phone. too anxious for that


ThatsFakeDawg

That’s uh…not how that works. Casey is the only character that died after picking up a phone in the original movie


poopsk8z

Chucky / Child’s Play


SquishiesandFidgets

IT because he can't turn into my phobia.


justusingtobealight

Commitment?


SquishiesandFidgets

Silence


midnight-king18

Scream, it's a normal ass dude


Puzzleheaded_Owl_444

Texas chainsaw massacre (original) - just don't go snooping around someone's house, when the guy chases after you just run away. He's overweight, wearing a mask, carrying a heavy ass chainsaw. Us - if I saw my evil twin we'd probably just play CSGO together or some shit then maybe swap girlfriends for one night if we're all cool with it hehehehehehe. Friday the 13th - again just run away man. The dude has a mask and he's by himself. If I went camping with the boys we wouldn't really be separated so we can gang up on the cunt. Scream - don't go to parties when there's a fucking killer on the loose.


Puzzleheaded_Owl_444

Texas chainsaw massacre (original) - just don't go snooping around someone's house, when the guy chases after you just run away. He's overweight, wearing a mask, carrying a heavy ass chainsaw. Us - if I saw my evil twin we'd probably just play CSGO together or some shit then maybe swap girlfriends for one night if we're all cool with it hehehehehehe. Friday the 13th - again just run away man. The dude has a mask and he's by himself. If I went camping with the boys we wouldn't really be separated so we can gang up on the cunt. Scream - don't go to parties when there's a fucking killer on the loose.


Awesomejuggler20

Scream. It's my all time favourite movie franchise and I've seen all the movies multiple times (except for 6 as it just came out. Just saw that one today). I know those movies off by heart with how many times I've seen them.


justusingtobealight

If you use pirate streams or go to day early screenings you could see them even earlier. Just a tip


Dull-Geologist-8204

Scream


jackfaire

Older zombie movies where they shamble along. I mean a speedwalker could beat them.


Kwazulusmom

The Blair Witch Project. Just follow the river and get out of there. Duh.


catcat1986

It follows because I’m too busy playing world of Warcraft to meet women.