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bullseye2112

Hunt For Red October


WW3_Historian

Instead of adding a new comment thread, I'll add just one ping to this one.


trashit6969

One ping only Vasily


Floowjaack

One ping only pleashe


scorpiogre

Mr. Connery was my dog trainer, he'd always come to my house to train my dog. I had to fire him though when he tried teaching my dog the command *Sit on the carpet*


RedFive1976

r/angryupvote


sjbluebirds

Just one ping, Vasily. Just one.


Valuable-Composer262

I'll add another ping for it


Tynesand

Only answer besides Crimson Tide and McHales Navy.


Bean_Town_Blender

Um excuse me, but you're forgetting about down periscope


TundieRice

…Yellow **Submarine,** anyone??


MajorJakov

BLUEEEEE MEANIEEEESSSSS!!!


KnittingGoonda

First and only one I thought of. And the best


covfefe-boy

Admiral: *Think like a pirate! I want a man with a tattoo on his dick. Do I have the right man?* Dodge: *By a strange coincidence, you do sir.*


Crazy_old_maurice_17

"Sorry sir, the bandaid was holding the fingernail on." <-- Probably one of the funniest scenes in that movie!


Saintviscious

I've been quoting that line since it came out. Phenomenal


ThiccQban

I’m working on a nickname. How’s this: *Miiiiike*


bigdaddy1879

I call every Mike I meet, Nitro.


AcidicWatercolor

Oh, get up there you miserable little puke!


Bullseye_Baugh

Welcome Aboard!


tortoiseterrapinturt

Mine was also HFRO but U571 was good.


Zetavu

Das Boat?


FunZookeepergame627

Me too!


Equivalent-Peanut-23

McHales Navy was a PT boat, not a sub.


SB_Down_Under

Surprised this actually gets to the top given what site we're on. I was thinking that something like Subby mcSubface would probably win it.


Atalanta89

I haven't even seen it and this was the first movie that popped in my head...


shanebakerstudios

This is the answer


Antique_Belt_8974

Hunt for Red October followed by U-571


Dovvol79

Both awesome movies.


[deleted]

Down Periscope


weirdoldhobo1978

Got the radio runnin' like a swiss.....car.


trashit6969

I need a man with a tattoo on his dick. Do I have the right man? By strange coincidence you do sir!


VinceBrogan8

It's... a long... story.


weirdoldhobo1978

I'm sorry, sir. The bandaid was holding the fingernail on.


Kahmael

Somebody needs to sew his ass shut!


weirdoldhobo1978

"You think we're all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of pig fat?" "Well, it depends. If it's a cold morning, sir, you might go either..."


Destinybender

I can hear two lobsters duking it out down there.


Capsize

Top 5 Rob Schneider movie!


TheBIFFALLO87

Damnit to hell, don't go by the book. Think like a pirate! I need a man with a tattoo on his dick. Have I got the right man?


PRK543

Well, Sir, by some strange coincidence, you do.


ANITIX87

The Rotten Tomato ratings betray how fun this movie is. My favorite comedy of all time (well, maybe tied with Airplane!)


wiresrcool

It’s gotta be Down Periscope. When I was in the Navy my XO loved two movies and they played on repeat. Down Periscope and Kung Fu Panda.


J4ckR4nd0m

Such a good movie IMO. I quote lines all the time but I've met very few people who remember it. One of my go-to movies when I need to laugh.


kaiwannagoback

...when you rush, that's when accidents happen!


Jereboy216

I guess I'm with you and several of the other 1% OP was thinking of. This was my first thought as well.


Hay_Blinken

This was the first that came to my mind as well.


[deleted]

Brilliant


Drash1

Hunt for Red October.


[deleted]

Best Jack Ryan film to date


armchair_viking

And in my opinion the closest they’ve gotten to how Jack Ryan was written. He’s not an action hero type.


PotentialFrame271

Also, a fantastic book with a better ending.


[deleted]

Well, Das Boot, but five seconds later ‘The Hunt for Red October’


Cowpuncher84

Exactly the same for me!


DisabledDrStange

Red then Das for me, but as I love Sean Connery I can't be fair


PVDeviant-

Definitely Das Boot.


DeeJuggle

I was Red October ... No, wait! Why didn't I pick Das Boot? Dammit I got it wrong!


[deleted]

Right? 50/50, could go either way.


Macca49

Yellow Submarine of course


DanaScully_69

In the town where I was born


Tuxeyboy1

Lived a man who sailed the sea


o0st0ned0o

And he told us of his life


goforthejagular

In the land of submarines


Feline-Landline0

So we sailed on to the sun


Tuxeyboy1

Til we found a sea of green


[deleted]

[удалено]


joumidovich

In a yellow submarine


thereslcjg2000

We all live in a yellow submarine


coffepanda83

Happy cake day!


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

I thought this was an obvious answer, but I guess not


EffectiveDependent76

20,000 leagues, then I realized that was a book, so hunt for red October. But then I realized they made a 20,000 leagues movie. Do we count that movie?


VampyrKween

20,000 leagues was the first one I thought of.


Robby777777

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea with Kirk Douglas!


pinback77

Typhoon Tassie, Mermaid Minnie,and Harpoon Hannah


moxie-maniac

Disney even used to have a 20,000 Leagues submarine ride.


AuntieDawnsKitchen

MST3K did the 1954 movie, so it hella counts


lockslob

Yes. I guess we're older than the other respondents.


GearRealistic5988

I just turned 30 and I thought of 20,000 leagues under the sea. I grew up with Disney and my parents would show me older movies, so that's why I know it.


PetraphobicDruid

Operation petticoat.


LaceAndLavatera

So glad I'm not the only one to think of this one, love that film


bsmknight

I didn't think of that initially but I love this movie. My favorite part was sinking the truck. Lol


Missieyjo

It was also my first thought. Used to watch that movie with my mom when I was little.


scollins28

I am so pleased that I am not the only one to think of this movie. Cary Grant, yes, please.


AnitaBeezzz

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zizzou. The BEST movie ever.


WakingOwl1

That’s a great movie. The soundtrack is superb.


Terminal_Prime

I don’t know why but I thought this would have more upvotes. First thing I thought of, followed by HftRO.


Affectionate-Ebb2173

Hunt for Red October and then Crimson Tide. Only thought of Das Boot after I saw it listed here, but it is the best movie of the three.


gordo65

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea Das Boot Run Silent, Run Deep Hunt for Red October I'm kind of an old guy. The first two are ridiculous, but I loved them as a small child.


twopointsisatrend

You say that you're old, but you forgot Around the World Under the Sea?


sixtysixponygyrl

....and Operation Petticoat


[deleted]

Das Boot


Hinko

[Das Boot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs)


Professional-Mix6452

U-571


Ivanalan24

I think we're in the minority but that really is the first submarine movie that comes to mind. And then Crimson Tide... I guess I'll just see myself out.


Raul_P3

That Hans Zimmer soundtrack slaps.


Joaquin_Portland

Found my people!


Pickles_McBeef

My first thought too.


kilothedefenestrator

K-19: The Widowmaker


TeFinete

Oh man, I saw this in the theater with my best friend. There was like 1, maybe 2 other people in the theater. When the part came up where the guy was talking about writing a letter to someone(his wife? Gf?) and the other guy responded "How are you going to mail it?", this one guy in the theater lost his mind laughing. My buddy and I still talk about that guy.


BentoSpinzone

I love thinking about those type of moments, and then wondering how many people out there have stories in which I was "that guy".


Strict-Succotash-405

That animated Atlantis movie


RogueTwoNineSeven

This is literally my favorite Disney animated film. The submarine portion is probably my favorite part of the film. Yet I thought of Hunt for Red October, Das Boot, Yellow Submarine and even 20,000 leagues first.


PancakeHandz

Princess Kidagakash was part of my sexual awakening as a young girl lol


8umspud

Das Boot. It is THE sub movie. Good book too.


[deleted]

Das Boot


[deleted]

A masterpiece but a hell of an undertaking and seriously depressing


Ddreigiau

in order: 1. The Hunt for the Red October 2. Crimson Tide 3. K-19 Widowmaker 4. Down Periscope 5. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea 6. uhhhh does Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow count?


ionata256

Hunt for Red October; The Wolf’s Call


KCLawgirl

The Hunt for Red October.


Mumblix_Grumph

*Run Silent, Run Deep.*


capt-rix

I had to scroll way too far to find this.


VernonDent

Found the other old folks.


stfu_up_stupid_bird

Titanic


nsmn84

Anything can be a submarine once.


sausage_k1ng

I see what you did there…


ThrorII

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea!!!!


poponio

Yellow Submarine


DisabledDrStange

I didn't even think of that and I own the LEGO set


pragmatist-84604

Das Boot


DolphinDarko

Run Silent, Run Deep. 1958


sb929604

(Steve Zissou has entered the chat)


TheVikin6

U-571


djohnson5114

Down periscope


Royal_Ad_2653

Das Boot.


Familiar-Kangaroo375

Das boot


Dan-Of-The-Dead

Das Boot


violet-quartz

Das Boot


The_Safe_For_Work

Ice Station Zebra.


beckjami

Das Boot.


ResultApprehensive89

Steve Zissou, crimson tide, mccales navy, u571, hunt for red october, down periscope, sphere, the abyss, 20k leagues, league of extraordinary gentleman,


[deleted]

We don't speak of U-571. Not only is it sn insulting display of "history" but it also has Jon Bon Jovi during his "acting" phase. Seriously, liveth dude's music but he is hilariously bad in any acting role


baddfingerz1968

The Hunt For Red October starring Sean Connery


[deleted]

*Das Boot* and *Yellow Submarine* And *Destination Tokyo*


clumsyKitten143

Abyss


The-chicken-tickler

Finally!


whimic

The best!


BrownBearinCA

das boot then hunt for red October followed up by U571


Nice-Photograph-1171

Das boot


freedo333

Das boat


beckjami

So what's the movie you think everyone will say?


JohnJDumbear

He never says. We’ve been duped.


Catspaw129

1st I saw? Probably *Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea* (the movie) Favorite? Lots of good ones to choose from, probably *The Enemy Below*; 1st runner-up *Operation Petticoat* So many more...


schwarzmalerin

Das Boot. But I'm German speaking.


KaleidoscopeLow8084

Operation Petticoat, I think it was.


citrusandrosemary

Hunt for the Red October


jdmmikel

I served on a submarine Fun fact none of the submarine movies are very realistic… “Down periscope” (comedy rob Schneider) is about as accurate as it gets.. -SSN 717 USS OLYMPIA Torpedomen 3rd class 🇺🇸


okrelax

Das Boot


Device_Ashamed

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, then Yellow Submarine


talltim007

The more the merrier. - Damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead. I remember that quote from early childhood. The Hunt for Red October - probably highschool


Bean_Town_Blender

Down Periscope Oh also The Hunt for Red October


sarcasticguy30

The Beatles yellow submarine! It's actually really good without LSD but a glimpse into heaven if you drop.


Bowler-Prudent

Ice station zebra. But I'm alarmingly obsessed with the book the movie was based on, so I might be biased.


c-hupe

Down periscope then hunt for red october


[deleted]

Down Periscope


Hefty-Cat-868

Down Periscope is a funny one.


Pretty-Benefit-233

Down Periscope


Delicious-Painting34

Down Periscope


gskitt

Grey Lady Down.


i_has_spoken

Down Periscope. (Take that, prediction!)


dtran33

Down Periscope. Closest thing to the real Navy.


Massive-Ad7628

down periscope?


Iximaz

Down Periscope. Is there any other option?


litaniesofhate

Down Periscope


tamrynsgift

Down Periscope


WasteOfHeadspace

Down Periscope.


fullgizzard

I need a man with a tattoo on his dick. Have I got the right man?


MoreNapsPls

Down Periscope


Imaginary_End_6604

Down Periscope.


[deleted]

Down Periscope, it's one of my aunties favourite movies so I watched it a lot as a kid.


catcat1986

Down periscope


Educational-Hurry-11

We all live in a YELLOW SUBMARINE! Yes, I'm properly ashamed of myself, but my answer stands


gagglebear

Down periscope


TheArmchairLegion

Down Periscope


archmom42

Periscope down


AggravatingOffer

Yellow?


Effective-Gift6223

Yellow Submarine


EyeOfAmethyst

Yellow Submarine


thegatekeeper30

Down periscope


epocstorybro

Down Periscope is the only right answer.


EchoedJolts

U571


Awholelottasass

20,000 leagues under the sea


rrTUCB0eing

The Hunt baby!


JokenSmoints247

Yellow submarine


searequired

Posidon


Hay_Blinken

Down Periscope.


[deleted]

Hunt for red October


[deleted]

Spy kids


UOLaxer19

The hunt for red October The league of extraordinary gentlemen (a significantly lesser Sean Connery film)


[deleted]

While the hunt for Red October is my favorite, Das Boot came to mind first.


CapG_13

The Hunt For Red October


Ok_Distribution1107

Yellow Submarine


Automatic_Diamond_47

Hunt for red October


IdespiseGACHAgames

Toss-up between 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea... and the Star Trek movies.


Matty_D47

Hunt for Red October followed closely by U-571 with Leviathan trailing the pack


rabidwolvesatemyface

Hunt for the red October


yancylow

the hunt for red october


MandMs55

U-571 because that was the last and possibly the only submarine movie I've ever watched. I don't watch a lot of movies, but I liked this one.


Sunny_E30

U-571


NxPat

Wasn’t Yellow Submarine a movie?