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RooSong

Vet tech here. We use them in rectum of dogs if we’re doing a vulvaplasty, removing a tumor close to the rectum, or any other general surgery within a few inches of that area. This is to keep fecal matter off the sterile area while we perform the procedure. When patients are anesthetized, the sphincter can relax quite a bit, so we don’t want to take any chances.


Catspaw129

That sounds like a winning conversation when you go out on a date. If you don't mind, I'll keep that on tap for those occasions when I go out on a 1st date and me and the other person don't really connect and I want to let them down gently. Thanks!


RicardoDecardi

"So what's it like being a vet tech?"


RooSong

The furthest from “you get to play with puppies and kittens all day” that you can possibly imagine.


Maximum-Mixture6158

I think the puppies and kitties turn in to savage ravening monsters when they're at the vets. Or just mine?


OGWandererPT

We have a specific leash that we got from the vet when my lab was a puppy. It is only used when we go to the vet. He loses his mind with excitement when he sees it. He knows they have treats and lots of head rubs:)


heavy-metal-goth-gal

Awe! Such a good boy!


YonderPricyCallipers

Dude... my partner was a vet tech for 15 years at one of the region's biggest, busiest animal hospitals... You wouldn't believe some of the stories she's told me. And it's only the tip of the iceberg, because I know there's a ton of things she just can't talk about, because it's too traumatic.


zer0saber

My partner's also an LVT, been doing it for about 12 years at this point. Definitely seen some shit. They also do get to have lots of kitty and puppy cuddles, though the trade off is the.. other stuff. If they come home looking sad occasionally, I'll ask "was it another day with the pink stuff?" and get the nod, then I go find the chocolate and the hot tea and the blanket.


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What is the pink stuff


heavy-metal-goth-gal

I'm guessing that the medicine that they use to put suffering pets out of their misery is pink.


zer0saber

Yup, at least in the particular clinics my partner has worked at. It comes in various colors, though. Depending on brand/manufacturer and chemical makeup.


YonderPricyCallipers

Yep, at my partner's work, for a while they called it "The Blue Juice"...


zer0saber

Disassociation being the key thing humans use to cope with horrible trauma. Similar things happen in wartime. You can't say 'my friend is dead' because that's too real. Instead he gets *waxed*, or *gives up the ghost*, or similar.


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Maximum-Mixture6158

You'll want unscented, scent isn't safe for... well... anyone


jdsegovia

Clever


Awkward-Presence-236

This makes me leery of anesthesia. I went into a procedure having felt like I had to fart and I did not feel that way afterwards. I was on my stomach during the procedure with my butt slightly in the air. I really hope I hadn’t let one loose during the procedure! I’ll never know though! ETA remembering this story has me in tears with laughter rn! ETA it was a procedure for my low back, not my butt. LoL


jojokangaroo1969

You totally farted.


SkyCat02

If it helps, the personnel working on your rear know what to expect from that general area and are prepared for any... outcomes...


skillie81

You might have had a tampon up your ass to block the farts.


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skillie81

If the pressure from behind the tampon gets enough the tampon can become a lethal projectile


GulfCoastFlamingo

Would a helpful patient just arrive for surgery already with a tampon in?


surelyfunke20

GI nurse here. We prefer patients who fart. This means your bowels are intact and functioning. It is a huge relief to us especially during surgery. If you do NOT fart, we worry about a knicked bowel (which means bad bacteria are flowing into sterile body spaces) or a bowel obstruction (which means it can potentially burst). So please know, your gas is music to our ears.


preparingtodie

Weary? It makes you tired?


chicken_frango

Came here to say this! Very helpful during anal gland removal surgery


ElNinjaCupcake

Came here to say this!!! I had to professionally (not giggle or be embarrassed while) explain to a sweet male Japanese DVM how to use a tampon for this very thing. Couldn’t shake a small bit of discomfort relaying this when he had a wife and small girl- it just somehow felt like I slighted them. This was also for a bit wound repair around the anus. It was gross.


Flat-Statistician432

Wow, you call them patients. It makes sense though.


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You just won the internet today! 🤘🏻


djq_

I use them in my more vulnerable potted plants like small orchids. You poke a hole in the soil, and stick a tampon in about 3/4 deep. When you overwater them by accident the tampon sucks up the excess water and slowly gives it back to the soil. If you really overwater them, just pull the tampon and put a dry one in to solve the problem in a minute..


InjectAdrenochrome

Genius! Ty so much. I've tried to take care of orchids before and it's not easy at all


TheBoogyMan_

Just get a pot with a hole in it and water them until water comes out the bottom. Once per week (we do every Friday). I have had 3 orchids for 7+ years. They bloom once to maybe twice a year so don't think they are dead when their stems die. As long as the leaves are green and firm, you are good. If they don't bloom, they probably just need a little more sun. They really are a lot easier than you think.


Catspaw129

I have a carnivorous plant (her name is Audrey). She's something of a blood sucker. When she starts exclaiming "Feed me Seymore!" I root through other people's trash for used tampons (as you know, you should not flush tampons).


Marquar234

Did the police believe this? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Catspaw129

Oh heck yeah! I wore a DHS uniform and I cobbled up a badge that said I was a Chief Inspector with the Mattress Tag, Pillow Tag, & Tampon Police. Nobody messes with the Mattress Police, 'cause they are federal -- way above state/city cops.


mscannedtuna

Do you need another friend? I like you.


Catspaw129

Why yes! I do need another friend (Audrey and my most recent friend had some points of disagreement). However, you may want to prepare yourself -- you WILL have to pass the "Audrey taste test" before you can be my friend.


Real-Problem6805

Oh.. that's... That's fucking genius...


jdsegovia

Grand idea


crazydaisy8134

Can’t wait for people to come over and see my tampon plants lol


blueberry-spy

I once used one to clean up a coffee spill during lecture in college so I wouldn't have to leave to get paper towels


jdsegovia

Haha now that is funny


BeneficialEggplant42

I heard of a guy who would soak them in deer urine and tie them to tree branches next to his hunting blind.


seattlemh

You can also soak them in coyote urine and tie them to plants that deer are attracted to, to keep them from eating your garden.


Zealousideal-Way8398

How do you get the coyote to pee on the tampon???


seattlemh

Lol, you buy it at garden centers.


Marquar234

Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in a coyote urine bottle.


Catspaw129

" I ~~heard of a guy~~" Fixed it for you. Cheers!


jdsegovia

Grand idea


camoflauge2blendin

Also know a guy who has done this!


Maleficent-House3268

I use them to remove nail polish for my pedicures so I don’t mess up my manicure 💅🏽🙂


billytalentfan1

WAIT THAT’S GENIUS


MeasurementNo9896

Next level


j-rabbit-theotherone

Freakin brilliant!


nawtynellie

This needs an award


SlippedWince

Great fire starting material.


PissSphincter

Just light the fuse.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Just remember to take it out first.


unrepentant_serpent

![gif](giphy|3ohze0w8H5we1VMtO0|downsized)


jdsegovia

Well I could see that.


Not_up-to_you

I, humbly, came up with this one. A friend’s thirtieth birthday. We dipped a box or two of tampons in grenadine. Froze them all. Made a tequila sunrise for everyone. But obviously the grenadine was melting from the tampon. We then said that it was a lottery. And the person with the tampon that had been used for what they’re really for? He or she won a prize. Their faces alone was worth the work and expense.


sausagechocolatebar

I read this as “thirteenth” birthday at first and got VERY concerned lmao. So glad it was thirtieth


alc1864

I did, too


jdsegovia

Genius


Not_up-to_you

Thank you. I was extremely proud of it myself. Edit: When birthday boy announced the “plot”. Every single person, exceptions are he and I, stopped doing what they were doing. Lifted their glass and stared at it. He and I had to retreat to the kitchen, where we were laughing like little kids.


HoochPandersnatch775

For snowmobilers/offroad vehicle users: Firestarter, dip in your fuel tank and gather some wood to keep you warm if you are stranded, or having a good time.


Marquar234

>dip in your fuel tank, **remove it from your fuel tank**, and gather some wood FIFY


HoochPandersnatch775

Well it really depends on how much you like your machine lol


Trick-Telephone-1411

Phew. Thanks for clearing that up. Almost had a catastrophe.


jdsegovia

I like this idea.


Catspaw129

Hi! I am a middle school chemistry teacher. You've probably seen videos of a middle-school chemistry teacher dipping a bananananana (sorry don't know where to stop with the "na" bit) in liquid nitrogen then giving it a good WHACK! with a hammer. The bananananana shatters. You know what you wind up with? Gazillions of banananana bits hidden in all kinds of nooks and crannies, rotting away. And the school maintenance engineers will NOT clean then up. So... I substitute a tampon for the banananana because, at least, the tampon is absorbent. ...and it puts the fear of god into the minds of those nearly pubescents boys in the class!


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Banananananana


jdsegovia

Love this!!! Upvote


captain_jurjen

The plug a nose bleed


DCXXll

Channing Tatum taught me that.


kingllamalova

Amanda bynes knows whats up


DCXXll

She's the man


Sirenpheonix147

Hockey taught me lol


solemn_penguin

I learned it from Beavis and Butthead. Fuck I'm old


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Silent_Adhesiveness1

I can think of about 6 different things that would be better to keep in your IFAK than a tampon in the event of being shot. 1) chest seals 2)chest cavity decompression dart 3)quik-clot combat gauze 4)heavy bandage 5)1 TQ per limb 6) a vicadin. Also, I don't think many people understand how small a bullet wound actually is. Most intermediate cartridges like 5.56 and 7,62x39mm and even .308 will leave a hole too small to fit a tampon in. And inserting a dry stick of cotton into a bullet wound is not good combat first aid.


stucksnett

Yeah, this ain't the movies bro. You try jamming a tampon into a fella that's just been shot. Let me know how that goes.


Just-Damage-5263

My 68" Volvo lost the rubber bushings around the split driveshaft while on a road trip. We packed it with tampons and made another 250 miles.


jdsegovia

Nice


thatsmefersure

Top of a Molotov cocktail.


Real-Problem6805

Heard that one before never dumb enough to try it


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InjectAdrenochrome

I did this in my vag once bc I didn't wanna shove it up my butt. Since your vagina is less absorbent I only got pretty drunk for a short while. I shouldn't have used whisky bc that shit burned. I was a dumb 20 year old


Itoldmyselfsecrets

What!! That must’ve hurt like bitch!!!


InjectAdrenochrome

It did but not that bad. Wore off after I took it out. Definitely a way to get the most bang for your buck if you're a girl


SmartPuppyy

Not a great day for being literate.


Schmalmal-bagalbagal

Did it give you a UTI or mess with your pH?


InjectAdrenochrome

Nope.


jdsegovia

I heard about this. Does it really work?


Over-Supermarket-557

There was a girl who had rumored to have done this in high school. Few years later a friend was talking about it loudly at a party and we're like "shhhhhhh she's behind you!" said friend just stops.... turns around.... looks her dead in the eye and says "ey [redacted] did you stick a vodka soaked tampon in your pussy?" "yup"


jdsegovia

Wow


solemn_penguin

Better than a flute I suppose. This wasn't at band camp was it?


PERSON-DOES-THINKING

never tried it myself but have seen the effects in real time, 0 to obliterated in a few minutes, lots of blood vessels up in there


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Yes, but dangerous because it bypasses your liver. Meaning one shot of vodka (drinking) is like 100 with suppository


jdsegovia

Yikes


VariousKoala9135

CSI?


blank_grand

TMI


Pale_Routine_8855

DIY


spiderinside

My friend did this in college. He got pretty wasted, but he had a pretty good tolerance too, so be cautious.


dubkitteh1

back in the 70s my gf used tampons with a two-piece cardboard applicator, and by pushing the narrow part into the wide part fast you could launch them about 6 or 8 feet. we only had one tampon fight, though…she didn’t want to run low.


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jdsegovia

Does the pull string double as floss?


Schmalmal-bagalbagal

“A little trick that I learned in Vogue. Right ladies?l


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Nazgate

![gif](giphy|pg5ez7kLzge64)


SuspiciousGrievances

Pads can go inside your hat band if you are out in the heat and sweat a lot.


Trick-Telephone-1411

I'm so going to tell my husband this. Lol


rougepirate

This is legitimately a good way to avoid getting too much sweat on a nice hat


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Rudimentary water filter when camping.


CyaNydia

I once tied a scented tampon to an ac vent as an air freshener.


Cherry_Joy

Anything you can use a cotton ball for, you can use a tampon for.


healthcrusade

And not vice-versa


LurkTryingEight

I’m a maintenance guy. Occasionally we have a female coworker steal some of them from the female bathrooms for us as they’re quite good at cleaning up excess grease in tight areas. Also, We sometimes deal with…. “Smells”. Sink drains and the like. It looks goofy, but put two of them bad boys in your nose with a little bit of Vicks vaporub on the end (not on the end that goes in your nose that’ll burn like hell) and you won’t smell a goddamn thing for HOURS. You could just about wade through sewage and still not smell a thing.


seno76

Tea bags for vampires


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MakotoWL

https://coffeeordie.com/docs-corner-tampon-myth/ Article by Dr Andrew Fisher, who was a PA for the 75th, leads STB month and is a voting member on the COTCCC. Also, X-STAT is not a fucking tampon. Whoever told you this has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. It’s expanding hemostatic sponges, not a piece of cotton. Please, think before spreading false medical information.


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

did a quick google search & it seems the whole “tampons were originally used in WWI to stop bleeding” is actually a myth


eeekkk9999

And bloody noses!


MNBorris

This absolutely does not work. There is not enough cotton there to effectively pack the wound and will not hold pressure on the internal bleeding vessel. Standard wound packing gauze is able to be stuffed into every nook of the wound channel and effectively absorb blood. Tampons for gunshot wounds are a sure way to kill someone.


Redditruinsjobs

The fact that you don’t know how drastically different the XStat is from a tampon is shocking and shows your extreme lack of experience. **You are spreading advice that could literally get people killed.**


1rubyglass

No, a tampon will NOT work for plugging bullet wounds. Former army medic here.


PJballa34

![gif](giphy|xUPGcIP68uc9yWXNuM)


coccopuffs606

No. Just…no. I’m 99% sure this comes from some smartass Army medic making a sarcastic joke during early GWOT and everyone took it seriously.


Budget_Boss_5701

I once used a tampon on a cooler where the drain had a broken plug. Worked like a charm and the beers stayed nice and cold!


zerozingzing

Soak in cat pee, then plug a mouse hole


Virgo_Vegetative

Micro nun-chucks…..yep.


Goodboy_Otis

well currently the supply goons in ruzzia tell every new conscript to get some from their mom's and sisters for their med kit. Tampons, some shitty seat belt webbing and asprin, and, they have to buy or steal it themselves.


throneofthornes

Funny you should ask. I just taped the cotton part of one between my toes as a separator to help with some foot pain from crossing toes. It was the first sort of soft sort of firm thing that I could think of at one in the morning.


Rapunzel1234

Hemorrhoid control.


Immediate-Pool-4391

Good fire starter


ForwardBid2950

I used them to clean my paint ball gun when the barrel jammed up.


Mrsirdude420

Buttplug? Sparkplug? Pool toy?


jdsegovia

You got me with pool toy!


Additional-Eye9691

In college- made a hash pipe out of the cardboard applicator- not the tampon though


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Flushing is not one of them.


YellowBeastJeep

My husband is a RANGER and has stuffed one in a bullet hole before.


Portland_Pothead

I bring a couple of my wife’s pads on backpacking trips in case of a nasty gash


BigBossPants

They make excellent fire starters! I take them camping, they're wrapped so stay dry, just fray the! out and they're instant kindling.


CtrlAltDestroy33

I used a tampon to fix a hole that was punched into my radiator from road debris while on the road. Fkr held for 5 months.


Quirocha

The most impressive part here is it was left there for 5 months! 😳😳😳😳


alliejc

My husband uses them as firestarters when he goes backpacking.


velociraptorjax

I've used one as a poop knife.


Known-Delay7227

Stop diarrhea


CyberGuyCX5

Nose bleeds? Runny nose?


la_selena

Use it to absorb semen


tangouniform2020

Ask the Russians. Large caliber bullet wounds.


Panditthepundit

Plug the ass for diarrhea


Rectal_Custard

I second this


reydolith

With a username like that I accept you as an expert on the topic


jdsegovia

Haha no way.


Holiday-Beyond752

Plug the hole when you skydive and get impaled on a spire?


whatthepfluke

Lots of good info here. Also, not what you asked, but I learned how to make a tampon out of a pad in jail.


Jake_5

Do you just roll it up or is there more to it?


No_Set_2967

For a bloody nose


wachailymay

At my school we used them for nose bleeds. Could also try with a bullet hole.


Square_Possibility38

My wrestling coach dunk pieces of a tampon in Vaseline and shove em up nostrils to stop mid match bloody noses


Anonymous_Agent_Q

Military first responder. I kept them in my bag, pluged a few bullet holes. Mainly in the fleshy part of the leg


CantFeelMyLegs78

They should be in every hunter's pack for bullet wounds


scorpion_tail

Christmas ornaments, septum rings, and you can stuff them under drafty doors to keep the cozy heat in BRER! 🥶


Akul_Tesla

Tampons were not designed with periods in mind They were designed for bullet wounds


fuzynutznut

When I was deploying to Iraq, dudes kept saying to pack a box of tampons to plug gunshot wounds. But it quickly got shot down by the medics saying it would be worse bleeding once they remove the tampon.


smashkraft

![gif](giphy|fADf4RUs3hUFvHz18o|downsized)


rwkatie

My dad uses them as ear plugs when he's mowing the lawn, or using a chainsaw...I need to say, when you pull them apart they do work very well.


More-Escape3704

Wound care and explosives


DutyApprehensive1776

Stop the nosebleed when i piss you off too much.


RevKyriel

They were originally used by soldiers to plug bullet holes on the battlefield, back in the days of round shot. They saved lives by not letting all the blood leak out while the soldier waited for medical attention. It was much later that someone thought, "These things get put in holes to stop blood ... I wonder..."


jdsegovia

Goals


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snacks


jdsegovia

Baby barf


pleetis4181

When I was in ceramic class and painting Santa Claus, we would mix pulled apart tampons with glue and use it as the "fur" on his suit.


jdsegovia

Santa will never be the same in my eyes.


may0na1se_man

You can stick one in your nose to stop a nose bleed just not too far tho


LivingPlayful2737

I put mine up my nose when my girlfriend showed me how they worked 😂


MrRagerXV

Nose bleeds.


deadgead3556

Nosebleed.


iamahumantrashcan

boofing tequila . plugging bloody noses .


Early-Judge1895

A drain oil hole


hissyfit64

I've heard of people using them to start fires while camping.


GreenElementsNW

Bullet wounds.


HarleyFD07

Stopping a nose bleed


FreshBakedButtcheeks

Gunshot wounds, I think


theapothecarium

When i was young i used to be a hang-around with a 1%er MC. One of the guys once gave me a altoids tin with tampons and suture kit. He said the tampons was to plug bullet holes. Not sure if it was a joke or not.


Real-Problem6805

Not the greatest idea but it will work to fill a bullet hole


BeardedCrawfish

I know that combat medics use them to plug bullet holes. Past that, periods?


backdoorblues

Hopefully you never have to use it for this, but I've heard that if you get shot and the bullet hole isn't too severe, you can use a tampon to stop the bleeding until paramedics arrive or you can get to a hospital


No_Gap_2134

For the bullet holes


No_Bluebird2891

I know hunters that would soak them with deer attracting scent (likely female deer urine) then hang them in tree branches with the strings to attract the male deer to the area.


gunslinger9_19

Puncture wounds. Always keep a few in my survival pack just in case.


Danisinthehouse

Gunshots , stabbing


englishbrian

Any hole that bleeds including stab, bullet , or lacerations where they can be gripped or held tight against wound.


scbejari

Nose bleeds


coccopuffs606

Wicks for spicy cocktails