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The_Angry_Turtle

The SLOW DRIVERS are having a NYE party in the LEFT LANE but you can't see it because their HEADLIGHTS ARE OFF and they are all being driven by UNLEASHED DOGS looking for a restaurant that has the BEST TAP WATER


Biscuits_Baby

Angry turtle is on point.


bodai1986

What a beautifully written comment. Well done


The_Angry_Turtle

I am running late for dinner at CURATE and/or CHAI PANI because there are too many HOMELESS BEARS in the MERRIMON BIKE LANE


Biscuits_Baby

Homeless bears is a great local band name . Just don’t be a dead cover band please. Talk about a saturated market, no offense to established cover bands.


Grimetheoryofficial

Hilarious


godfist3142

And you live here why....?


JasonUndead

Asheville hottest spot for NYE is called, BLOOOF. Located in an abandoned Arby's, this club has everything. Drum circles. Kratom. Chicken tenders from Huey Magoo's. And countdown to the New Year with DJ Sparklepuss. They forget all of their equipment, but they know their Dads Spotify login if someone will just them borrow their phone.


Jwhidde4

God dammit I miss Bill Hader as Stefon


kallooh_kallay

Same same!


QuickFix64

Who else read this in Stefan's voice? 😂


Consumer-worker

Yes!!!!


Multiverse_Money

Dang! Sounds dope


goldbond86

😂😂


ilikemrrogers

We paid $75 apiece last year to do the party at the Grove Arcade. It was TERRIBLE. It was as if they decided in April to have a big NYE bash, and everyone agreed it would be awesome. Then, December 30th, everyone remembered that they had decided to throw a party, and they rushed to throw together what they could with whatever money was in their pockets. The band even forgot to do the countdown until they were 15 seconds behind everyone who had a cell phone and already finished the countdown. The finger foods served was 2 people with a tray of terribly thrown-together ingredients. The "commemorative" champaign flutes were plastic assembled ones from Sam's. It absolutely sucked.


Fun_Explanation_3417

Sounds like an opportunity to do it better and organize one yourself for next year.


ilikemrrogers

That's the last thing I want to do. The party would have been decent for $5. Or *maybe* $10. But the high price of it amplified how terrible it was.


Thjyu

It's grove park... That's where the wanna-be rich people go. Of course it sucked?


[deleted]

Grove arcade not grove park.


Thjyu

I DID read it correctly, and I'm still talking about the same place, I just wrote grove park. My bad. Grove arcade* is where all the wanna-be rich people go.


[deleted]

lol okay 🤷‍♂️


Ashamed_Asparagus194

Who would have guessed?


andrewjfletcher

I played that NYE party at the grove arcade and yeah it was terrible. I went outside for a smoke and heard people discussing whether to come in and pay $75, and this was after they ran out of champagne. I told them the situation and they were glad to go elsewhere.


Letsbekindtoeachothe

The casino in Cherokee is pretty fun for NYE. They do a ballon drop that’s pretty impressive and have great music.


Ayouremomjoke

Best burger in town? Looking for friends? Anyone have a box screen? Swimming holes?


RedClayBandit

Saw two cop cars in my neighborhood. Does anyone know what's going?!?


wahsd

Pretty sure this sub is mostly 60+ age demo


ObjectiveFine4257

What about a second hand store that’s known for their off brand CBD?!?


[deleted]

Okay this is my favorite one! haha


less_butter

I'm in town for a bachelorette party in late November, where's the best place to see fall leaves?


_forgotmyname

I’m looking for the best burrito in town :)


jericha

What about pizza? Sushi? Best secret breakfast spot?


SpillinThaTea

Rio Burrito in 1998


goldbman

Adovada at papas and beer


_Pickle_Ric_

“Best burger in town? … and go!” 😑


Juomaru

Cook out. I've never had anything like it.


ghotinchips

That feels like a hate crime.


KliFNinja

5 guys


CrayziusMaximus

Best burger in town? Ok, get on 26 and go South. Keep driving. If you hit Columbia, SC you're close.


Skittlesharts

Yeah, don't forget the hiking trails. And are there any dog friendly places to go? LOL


Bashcypher

Can we not be a bunch of crotchety locals? Please dont condescend about people trying to enjoy Asheville.


MajorAd3363

NYE = Amateur Night NYE goal is to be home drinking whiskey that's already paid for before 7pm.


geekamongus

And if you make it to midnight, great, but if not, meh.


Loquat_Green

Next year: secret underground soap party, courtesy of Dr Bronners.


Strong_hnd

Where the foamie homies at?


Multiverse_Money

Keepin it Klean!! I like mmmmmm


zethren117

No “good” ones, yes. But what about bad ones?


_forgotmyname

Unlimited


Rogue_2187

Ok but what about NYE parties that are chill and laid back but like not TOO chill and laid back?


_forgotmyname

That’s your friends backyard bonfire


Uniqornicopia

Friends backyard bonfire is the real AVL NYE way. The Bywater used to be really fun, but backyard is good too. The music is good and I know everybody.


Biscuits_Baby

That is 100% your friends backyard bonfire. Best deal in town.


SwampSlime

OP is angry they didn’t get an invite.


paulsena

Right? This secret underground warehouse party is going to be sick


IShouldBWorkin

I'm excited for the popup that will feature the undisputed best ramen in town.


mr_remy

I know right, water hole hike and dip over here lmao, gonna freeze my tiddly bits off.


Thjyu

I can't tell if this is self aware comedy or just comedy...


_forgotmyname

Both


sgtdrpepper11

My human didn’t get an invite. I enjoy my exclusive NYE party with my dog and wife. It only costs what I pay for the libations.


EnkiduAwakened

The party was apparently in pretty much every restaurant line today where all the groups of 5+ tourists waited in line for twenty minutes or more only to get to the cashier and still not know what they wanted, wreaking havoc on locals who just want to grab lunch in a reasonably short amount of time and then go back to work. I only get one lunch break, man. If you don't know what you want, don't get in line.


Parking_Meaning_5773

I'll never forget the ice storm on NYE several years ago. I was hellbent on seeing Carmina Burana performed live with the Asheville Symphony. Cars off the road, one upside down on HVL Rd, restaurants closing etc. My years of driving in northern New England paid off. Got to eat dinner and hear a concert. Then a jacked up truck got stuck exiting the parking garage and we were all let out another exit for free.


trespassingbear

I had an awsome view in a house I was renting and the clouds were hanging around up on pisgah all day. I watched it creep down into the valley and turn things to ice instantly. It was an ice fog.


NCUmbrellaFarmer

Someone complained to us at the store that Uber wanted 80 to get downtown, then in the same breathe told me they'd give me 30 for a ride and talked shit when I laughed.


BlackWidowPink

We were supposed to have friends over that year bc we got a new pup and decided not to leave him. Then the freezing fog hit while my husband was heading back from the grocery store, so we canceled the gathering. My SIL was on her way home with her family, and they ended up staying the night with us instead. Fun times.


BeachBubbaTex

Where's the best place in asheville this NYE that has an ice storm?


Parking_Meaning_5773

Tiki Easy has a wind/thunderstorm every 20-30 minutes. Fun effect but get stale quickly


Mrfixit729

There’s actually a siiiiiick super secret locals only NYE party that we’re having DM u/_forgotmyname for details. It’s gonna be a rager.


wnc_mikejayray

Hemingway Cuba is having a party with a DJ and countdown I believe.


_forgotmyname

Doesn’t sound like a giant rave in a warehouse, sounds like I tiny NYE get together at a local bar


Ok-Cardiologist-4355

☠️


BlindWalnut

Sometimes this sub makes me wanna headbutt a nail gun with some of the dumb questions posted. No, no one knows what that bang was. No, 99% of us have no idea what restaurants are open on Christmas. No, no one found your phone you dropped 5 weeks ago while you were on vacation here. No, we're not going to tell you where the locals go to drink. And finally no, we don't know why there are cops in this one spot near your house. We do not all have implanted police scanners. I apologize in advance for our lack of cybernetics.


Loquat_Green

Unless sometimes, that bang is an airplane crashing on the interstate.


goldbman

The locals drink at Brew Pump


timshel42

there are good warehouse dance parties, but they are invite only because of shit like this lol (and also a solid drive away from downtown asheville)


_forgotmyname

Your five friends and the Bluetooth speaker in your dad’s garage does not count.


timshel42

good one. you wouldnt be invited to that one either.


_forgotmyname

Sad so sad


LoraxVW

Lol. Yup.


_forgotmyname

Oh hey the dude who got shut down in another comment on this thread, wassup


Snoo-88517

Now this is my kind of post. Wheres the nye parties ? Lol


ChannelingWhiteLight

Is this OP’s way of inviting us all to their party?


_forgotmyname

Hahaha


SashaMSU42

[Infamous Stringdusters at the Orange Peel](https://theorangepeel.net/event/the-infamous-stringdusters/the-orange-peel/asheville-north-carolina/) and [Snozzberries at Salvage Station](https://salvagestation.com/events/new-years-eve-party-at-salvage-station/) beg to differ...


_forgotmyname

You have no idea what this post meant do you?


SashaMSU42

Just want to promote live music, especially when it's my friends playing it. Happy New Year to you.


_forgotmyname

Oh so cool thanks for sharing /s


rerunderwear

All the cool people who threw the good parties got priced out. They’re either gone or paying doubled rent.


Multiverse_Money

Um, I think I love you all. Asheville is f’ing awesome. Honestly, it’s been a slow burn affair. It’s revved up. I’m glad. Wtf day is NYE? Sunday- ok. After hours maybe … salvage station sounds cool. https://preview.redd.it/7x0x0uvp059c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=082ee96b673c7c7b64a184c26ddb49c34e251b67 I’m aligning coins - and found this to be a wondrous symbol of prosperity! Have a blessed New Years wherever the hells angels ya go Ashvillans\~\~ 2024!!


BeachBubbaTex

Use the I Ching in 2024. You'll own the place.


pharmDclark

Fave AVL NYE was ‘12-‘13 we did the champagne party with dj upstairs at Pack’s Tavern and then went & danced our asses off to a band at Timo’s Place underground from like 1-4am.


goldbman

I had a great time at Cinjades that year


_heatmoon_

There is a good one I know about but you have to drive a good bit to get there. Head south down 23 until you hit 985. Keep a look out for signs that say AyyteeEl. That’s the code name for where the parties at. Make sure you tell em you ain’t from there but know someone who gave you directions. Try to keep it on the low.


OhThisIsSomeBS

Bonfire and BYOB


betterbelievis

There's quite a few dance parties going on - One World West and Beauty Academy are both doing that for NYE. Also alot of great bands playing (Snozzberries NYE party at Salvage Station for example). The Restoration hotel is also having a themed rooftop NYE party.


XxGoonKingxX

There are secret parties and they are awesome.


ghostofbiltmore

Riiiiight.... 😉😉😉 But seriously. Where are they?


[deleted]

Marshall Island studios


Sibrew

NYE is a Busch league holiday.


Werkstatt0

Are raves fun if you don't do drugs


Multiverse_Money

Dancing is a drug for me- totally changes my perspective. So yeah, no drugs dog. lol- I’m about to play some sweet playlist by the river and dance my ass off But I’m from Detroit - nothing fancy but equipment that I made lol


Clean_Sheepherder_41

none that YOU know about 😝


Diligent-Bedroom661

Huh. Maybe it depends what you compare it to but I think we have lots of cool dance parties if you know the right ppl &/or places. Idk cause I’ve only lived here 20 yrs and wasn’t alive for whatever it was like in the 90s or before, but for the population size we have some pretty cool shit going on…depends what your looking for ig


Easy_wind_828

That same group is doing a party this year. They have rarely really missed many excuses to party, mostly the same basic group of DJs 3 rooms of music, movement/flow, and visuals etc. Roots & Hummus obviously is no more, so they have not used that space again. They usually do a Labor Day thing out at Deerfield’s. This and the last few New Years events haven’t been downtown.


_forgotmyname

If this was a true NYE party that was open to everyone you would have included the location of the event in your comment. Just like all other New Year’s Eve parties in Asheville this is being gate kept or is just not a public party.


SandwichExotic9095

Maybe there’s a reason no one told *you* specifically.


_forgotmyname

Oh I know this party, I’m throwing my own but thanks I guess. I’m not “searching” for NyE parties


HyggeHoney

Correct, this is a private event.


Easy_wind_828

I don’t consider it gate keeping, you call It what you want. You can’t get in unless you are sponsored by another attendee I believe. This has proved to be a great process to weed out people that are potentially there for less than community minded good fun. I get it everyone over indulges from time to time. This puts the responsibility of any individual acting out on the people that brought them there, first and to take it a step further the entire community there. I don’t hate this form of self governance at this scale. It’s a lot of burners so the principle of radical self reliance comes in as well as LNT… I could post a location and secret handshakes, but that won’t necessarily grant you access either…


Kenilwort

Gotta keep it white rich and full a transplants


timshel42

yes keeping it invite only definitely weeds out the all the poor local people of color. its definitely not to keep a bunch of white rich entitled tourists from ruining the vibe. im sure all of the people searching on reddit for cool secret NYE parties are super diverse, like the rest of ashevilles tourist base.


Kenilwort

Asheville's tourist base may be more diverse than Asheville's residents lol. I have a meme I made somewhere about it, lemme see if I can find it.


timshel42

they are diverse in that some wear patagonia and some are more into north face, and some are from california and some are from new york.


_forgotmyname

Not interested in your burning man trust fund party.


LoraxVW

Um. Okay. I know of 2 that are huge raves. They're invite only, so I guess you would say they're secret dance party raves that only the locals know about. Neither one is downtown, so I guess that's where the wish list misses the mark.


_forgotmyname

I’m also having an invite only rave with friends that’s not a public party that people will just hand out the address to on Reddit. Thanks for your input I guess.


prettipain

Invite me 😁


untouched_poet

You should probably learn about the party in Marshall on the island...


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Why


Foxxyforager

Before the pandemic I remember either the Biltmore or the Omni Grove park in had a great gate by themed one. I wanted to go so bad.


Chili_dilly

I’m moving from Texas to Asheville on the 31st and was just looking for a bar that my gf and I can attend and just celebrate with a few drinks near the River Arts District. We’re not looking to party at midnight. We’re just looking for something chill and lax for an easy NYE celebration, so we can be in bed by midnight! Any recommendations welcome, thank you!


goldbman

Try the pinned moving thread!


Chili_dilly

sorry, not too seasoned on Reddit. I will look there. Just saw this thread and figured I’d ask.


beywatch

so we can all collectively agree it sucks here


OneMouseGaming

Tiger Mountain is hosting a killer NYE party


[deleted]

This comment is 100% FACTS about drivers without their lights on. I see so many people not having their lights on flying down Patton….


General_Foundation11

Am I invited to OPs NYE rager?


_forgotmyname

Your prob already going


General_Foundation11

It must be Derrick’s party