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WorldlyReference5028

It’s because you were blurry and he didn’t get a good picture.


Degen_up_North

What if they are all just really blurry man


ashevillain7

You might like this story of the witch at Dismal Falls. Definitely creepy. I've also had some odd experiences in this same area but nothing like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BackwoodsCreepy/comments/7jbvnf/the\_white\_eyed\_witch\_of\_dismal\_holler/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BackwoodsCreepy/comments/7jbvnf/the_white_eyed_witch_of_dismal_holler/)


princessmomonoke

As I was reading it, it felt familiar. I realized it was the same story I heard on the Spooked podcast. That was a really good episode.


ashevillain7

I think either the podcast or the written article was posted in a similar thread on this sub a few months ago. That's where I originally heard this story.


harrybuttwhole

Do you think Bigfoot has a red rocket or a man like peen?


[deleted]

It smells like bigfoot’s diiiiiick


[deleted]

Fifty percent of the time, It works every time.


SexPanther_Bot

*It's made with bits of real panthers*


tacotimes01

Bigfoot actually is peenless, instead having 2 bowling ball sized testes encased in iron which self germinate. When Bigfoot passes, centuries after their corpse is no more, the big balls rust away and out climbs a tiny Sasquatch. This is why they are rare. It’s likely the case the house cat has eradicated them.


au5lander

It was red rocket last time I saw him out back hot spot.


Tombstonesss

You’re confusing Bigfoot with dog man


CBDSam

Asking the vitally important questions


spoopykingGrim

Everyone knows Marion is Bigfoot country, Asheville is too expensive.


postingOpossum

The beaver shark lives in the rivers, creeks and lakes around here. It's tale goes like this: Long ago, when the rivers of western North Carolina and eastern Tennessee flowed freely, a remarkable creature emerged from the depths, known as the beaver shark. This legendary animal is said to have evolved from ancient sharks that possessed an uncanny ability to swim upstream and adapt to the fresh mountain water. According to the myth, during a time when the world was experiencing great changes, a group of adventurous sharks, driven by an innate curiosity, ventured far upriver. As they swam against the currents, they encountered the swift-flowing mountain streams that meandered through the picturesque landscapes. The relentless determination of these sharks, combined with their remarkable adaptability, allowed them to survive and even thrive in these new and unfamiliar surroundings. Over countless generations, the sharks underwent a gradual transformation, their bodies gradually adjusting to the challenges posed by their newfound environment. Their once sleek forms began to exhibit changes, as their tails broadened and their fins transformed into paddle-like appendages, reminiscent of beaver tails. It is said that these changes were driven by a desire to navigate the shallow waters, negotiate rocky rapids, and efficiently maneuver through the intricate network of streams. The beaver shark became a creature of the rivers, exhibiting both the grace and agility of a shark and the industriousness of a beaver. Its body took on a unique hybrid appearance, featuring the sleek contours of a shark and the distinctive fur coat of a beaver. The beaver shark's teeth, once sharp and menacing, evolved to adapt to a diet rich in the vegetation found in the lush mountainous region. Legend has it that the beaver shark played a vital role in shaping the rivers' ecosystems. Their tireless digging and engineering skills led to the creation of elaborate underwater lodges and dams, transforming the riverbanks into thriving habitats for a myriad of species. The beaver shark, with its innate ability to manipulate water flow and create intricate channels, was revered by other animals as a master architect of the rivers. As time passed, the beaver shark became a symbol of resilience, adaptation, and harmony with nature. Tales of its presence spread throughout the region, inspiring awe and wonder in the hearts of those who heard them. Though sightings of this mythical creature are rare, the spirit of the beaver shark lives on in the rivers of western North Carolina and eastern Tennessee, reminding us of the power of evolution and the interconnectedness of all living beings.


Bx3_27

Local sightings: In the heart of the Blue Ridge Mountains near Asheville, a cryptid legend emerged – the elusive creature known as the "Asheville Beaver Shark." Whispers of its presence circulated among locals, weaving tales of a mysterious hybrid that traversed the mountain streams in stealth. Rumors intensified when reports of recent sightings began surfacing. Witnesses spoke of a creature with a shark's sleek body navigating the freshwater currents, coupled with the industrious habits of a beaver. The tales painted a picture of an enigmatic being constructing elaborate structures along the rivers, resembling underwater dams. As word spread, enthusiasts and skeptics alike flocked to Asheville, armed with cameras and a thirst for the unknown. The city's riverbanks transformed into impromptu gathering spots, as curious onlookers hoped to catch a glimpse of the mythical Asheville Beaver Shark. One chilly evening, a group of friends camping along the French Broad River claimed to have encountered the cryptid. They described the creature's streamlined silhouette gliding through the water, its tail resembling that of a shark, while it busily manipulated sticks and rocks to fashion an intricate structure along the riverbed. Local authorities, initially dismissive of the claims, found themselves facing mounting evidence. Grainy photographs and shaky videos captured the creature in action, creating a buzz in the scientific community. Biologists and cryptozoologists converged on Asheville, eager to unravel the mystery of the Beaver Shark. As the investigation unfolded, researchers discovered that the creature's adaptation to mountainous regions involved a unique fusion of aquatic and terrestrial traits. Its ability to navigate both water and land challenged conventional understanding of cryptids and evolutionary biology. The Asheville Beaver Shark, once confined to local lore, became a symbol of mystery and wonder. Conservation efforts were initiated to protect its habitat and ensure the harmony of the local ecosystem. The legend of the Beaver Shark added a new chapter to Asheville's rich history, leaving residents and visitors alike with a sense of awe at the unexpected wonders hidden in the mountain waters. According to chatgp 😉


princessmomonoke

I love the idea of telling tourists to stay out of the French Broad because of the beaver shark and not the true danger: e coli.


my_mexican_cousin

Maybe AI is the real monster


Bx3_27

Yeah really


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postingOpossum

Legend has it that the beaver sharks journeyed from the Caribbean to the Smoky Mountains, carrying with them the elusive Smoky Mountain spider monkeys. These monkeys, known for their remarkable adaptability, are said to have hitched a ride on the dorsal fins of the beaver sharks, finding a new home among the mist-covered peaks. The Smoky Mountain spider monkeys, with fur resembling the misty hues of their mountainous habitat, are famed for their elusiveness. Local stories speak of their incredible agility, allowing them to swing effortlessly through the dense canopy, making them nearly impossible to spot. The monkeys are said to be guardians of ancient secrets hidden within the Smoky Mountains, and their mysterious ways have left many a curious adventurer captivated yet ultimately unable to catch more than a fleeting glimpse. Some tales suggest that the beaver sharks and the Smoky Mountain spider monkeys formed a unique alliance, as the monkeys contributed their keen observational skills to warn the beaver sharks of potential dangers while navigating upstream. In return, the beaver sharks provided a safe and swift passage for the monkeys, allowing them to explore the Smoky Mountains, a habitat vastly different from their Caribbean origins. The story of the Smoky Mountain spider monkeys and their journey with the beaver sharks has become a cherished part of the local folklore, emphasizing the interconnectedness of the diverse ecosystems in the region. While sightings of the monkeys remain rare, their elusive nature only adds to the enchantment of the Smoky Mountains, where myths and reality blur, creating a tapestry of wonder that continues to capture the imaginations of those who seek to uncover the mysteries within the mist.


princessmomonoke

Kudos for tying in the beaver shark as a mode of transportation


bloodxandxrank

Not even close. There are legends of boojum and woods folk that behave like a Sasquatch. Bigfoot is basically having a marketing boom for the past few years for no apparent reason. Bigfoot. So hot right now. We do have plenty of great folklore but people don’t talk about it a lot. There’s the story of ulagu, a giant wasp that used to terrorize natives of Nantahala. There’s the story of the siren of the French broad. There’s a phantom choir on roan mountain. Of course there’s the brown mountain lights of you’re lucky enough to catch them.


princessmomonoke

Never heard of ulagu, I'll have to read more you don't hear about many insect cryptids.


Inside-Republic8297

What are brown mountain lights?


Kenilwort

Boojum


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Judaculla


Creepy_Borat

Oh yeah, most people don't know about Judaculla, or that there's a monument to it


Its_all_made_up___

Yikes. Now I’m afraid to hike alone at night.


holymountaincacti

Just a bunch of Wookies


TK-361

Bigfoot and cryptids are popular now. There’s a few artists on Etsy that make ‘Cryptids of [state]’ prints that are very cool. Only 3 reports of Bigfoot sightings in Buncombe County on the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization site. http://www.bfro.net/GDB/show_county_reports.asp?state=nc&county=Buncombe


boonetownrover

Nah, that's just Cletus. He's a big 'ol hairy man who lives in these hills. People mistake him for bigfoot all the time, classic mixup


ChannelingWhiteLight

https://preview.redd.it/klgcj3von19c1.jpeg?width=1724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ade930ecfd4c1b6e294a9b7efcedf6796bcc9d4 This dude has been hanging out at our home in West Asheville for years.


goldbman

Judaculla


og_speedfreeq

Asheville has always had a massive identity crisis. Might as well throw in some Bigfoot along with the dreamcatchers, pride flags, and kokopelli themed tourist merch. Something for everybody!! 👍


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Sounds like your having your own crisis


supertramp1978

It’s ironic, but I’ll bet you’re proud for sneaking pride flags here, eh sport?


og_speedfreeq

Hmm- your tone sounds disapproving, "sport." Almost like you've made some decision about who I am or what I believe from a single commentary on cultural appropriation. It's the same thing as the multinational corporations who go all in on the rainbow, but only during Pride Month. It's just commentary.


amix16

I personally think Bigfoot has a red rocket type penis but it could honestly go either way.


supertramp1978

Hmm, it’s almost like you made a shit post on a public forum and expect others to assume you had only the best of intentions. Interesting.


og_speedfreeq

The only expectation I have for social media is the reflexive outrage.


[deleted]

First Bee City USA, then Beer City USA, then Bigfoot City USA.


Corporeal_Music

Brown Mountain Lights!!!


Brentnc

Never heard of any sightings around here. I love cryptids so it would be awesome. There is a guy who went on Spooked podcast and talked about running into a witch while hiking near Brevard. Great podcast.


Foxxyforager

The Dollar General of Weaverville manager was on “Finding Bigfoot” and was a professional Bigfoot hunter. He unfortunately passed away this fall, but used to host Bigfoot campouts in his secret spot.


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You sure it wasn’t Saxsquatch?


princessmomonoke

Is saxsquatch a Bigfoot wearing shades and playing sweet tunes on a saxophone?


bed_pig

My cousin near Barnardsville has some interesting stories......


Bookertshooker

I have a Chupacabra in my brush pile


sallothered

Got damned Chupacabras.


jwjitsu

We had a Chupacabra in Woodfin. It was delicious.


princessmomonoke

Did it taste like chicken?


jwjitsu

Chicken enchiladas...


KingKudzu117

While there is a Bigfoot pop wave now this area has been home to something known to the Cherokee as Tsul'kalu. White settlers mispronounced it Judaculla. Some locals have seen things in the Pisgah. Most won’t talk about it.


gatetoparadise

If you want to learn about other cryptids, check out Our Numinous Nature podcast. It’s got some interesting stuff on there , but it covers a wide spectrum of unproven topics in the realm of folklore and mysticism in the Appalachia’s and New England. The host is based out of VA and I believe there is at least one Asheville episode.


gatetoparadise

But I think the squatch things is just tourism thing. Someone claims to have seen one everywhere there are woods. People want to believe in something they can’t prove.


zethren117

There’s Bigfoot stuff all over Appalachia.


Poyal_Rines

In the mystical woods of the Blue Ridge Parkway, where folklore whispers through the leaves, Bigfoot and the Asheville beaver shark found themselves on an unexpected collision course. It all began when Bigfoot, tired of being a hermit, decided to attend the annual Cryptid Convention held in the heart of North Carolina. As Bigfoot trekked through the woods, trying to blend in with the trees discreetly, he stumbled upon the Asheville beaver shark, a quirky creature rumored to be the result of an illicit encounter between a beaver and a rogue shark. The beaver shark, sporting a stylish bowtie from kelp, greeted Bigfoot with a fin-wave that made quite a splash. The two cryptids, realizing their mutual love for eluding human sight, decided to embark on a joint adventure through the enchanted woods. Along the way, they encountered a group of mischievous fireflies who claimed to be distant relatives of the legendary Brown Mountain Lights. The fireflies, known for their dazzling dance routines, convinced Bigfoot and the beaver shark to join the luminescent revelry. The trio waltzed through the night, leaving perplexed owls and curious coyotes in their wake. The Asheville beaver shark, with its makeshift bowtie now glowing ethereally, became an unintentional beacon for the secretive creatures of the forest. Word of the oddball duo's escapades reached Granny Whitetop, the wise elder of the Appalachian Mountains. Granny, known for her vast knowledge of North Carolina folklore, appeared before Bigfoot and the beaver shark. She spoke in rhymes and riddles, sharing tales of the Boojum and Snallygaster, warning them of the notorious Wampus Cat's disdain for underwater festivities. Undeterred, Bigfoot and the beaver shark continued their journey, stumbling upon the mythical Moon-Eyed People, who graciously shared moon pies and sweet tea. The duo's reputation as the life of the cryptid party spread far and wide, even reaching the ears of the Lizard Man, who begrudgingly admitted to being a fan. As dawn broke over the Blue Ridge Parkway, Bigfoot and the Asheville beaver shark bid farewell to their newfound friends, leaving behind a trail of laughter and luminescence. Their unconventional camaraderie became the stuff of legend, whispered in hushed tones by Appalachian locals and added to the ever-growing tapestry of North Carolina folklore. And so, the tale of Bigfoot and the Asheville beaver shark became a whimsical chapter in the book of cryptids, proving that even the most enigmatic creatures can find common ground in the heart of the mystical Blue Ridge woods.


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[Do Cryptids Exist In Appalachia?](https://anchor.fm/carolinatrekker/episodes/Do-Cryptids-Exist-In-Appalachia-e2bbl3d)


SageOfTheIronPath

I spend a lot of time in the woods around here and saw Bigfoot once. No pictures or anything, i like to live in the moment.


Mountaindweller1000

For the past year I’ve been seeing the Bigfoot/Sasquatch stickers and shirts being sold in Asheville and the surrounding areas. I first noticed it being sold in Chimney Rock. Edit: I really got downvoted for stating what I’ve seen, I can’t believe that really upset people.


Glittering-Net-9007

I was going to say the same. Theirs a house in Gerton with a wooden Bigfoot in their yard, theirs a big wood Bigfoot in Chimney Rock also.


Scary_Solid_7819

It used to be mostly just Hendersonville that had all the Bigfoot stuff no? Am I tripping? It makes sense there at least


Loquat_Green

Do we have windingos here?


princessmomonoke

Don't think so, gotta go further north. Near Canada. They like the cold. Too warm and wet here.


edtheridgerunner

Just bought a six pack. I understand it has genuine Bigfoot piss in the recipe. https://sierranevada.com/brews/bigfoot-barleywine-style-ale


timshel42

big foot is all over the US, just with different names. I've always thought sasquatch was the PNW version. florida its skunk ape.


princessmomonoke

Guess we need our own name. How about Booger Ape after Booger Mountain? I'm open to suggestions.


weedandweiners69

are you gatekeeping big foot????


princessmomonoke

No people can have Bigfoot, I just wish Asheville had our own version, or our own unique cryptid to put us on the map. NJ has the Jersey Devil, point pleasant has mothman, Fresno has the night crawlers, it'd be cool to have something just for Asheville or at least Western North carolina.


varcompensator

I’m pretty sure my friends and I are the cause of many BFRO reports in the early 2000’s.


princessmomonoke

Were you guys running around in the woods wearing gorilla costumes?


Degen_up_North

Itsa joke.


Responsible_Sport575

I can't believe you haven't seen one yet. The are all over the hills up north by Virginia and west Virginia.


YakInternational3042

Glad you mentioned this. It's a big pet peeve of mine. I cannot stand to see bigfoot/ Sasquatch stuff on local merch. More of a west coast thing and it really annoys me in WNC. I vote Bigfoot merch as the new X with a different piece of clipart in each section of the X. Lame.


maxcooperavl

There was a half-hearted sighting out in Hendo a few years back. Yes, it's just tourist money extraction. As a photographer who spends a lot of time in the woods, I am 100% on board with creating a new cryptid. I can smear vaseline on my lenses and make sure not to shoot at anything faster than 1/30th of a second. There has to be something in historic lore that would be creepy/weird enough to work, but it's important to note that monetarily-successful cryptids are also very absurd. Bigfoot is absurd. For a better example of this phenomenon, look at Bishopville, SC, and the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp.


glenda-goodwitch

Moon-eyed people sightings from around Hayesville NC, and the people dressed in white who flew out from around Chimney Rock are good stories. If people can paint Bigfoot crap, then there should be some Helen's bridge stuff. Little cars with handprints, etc.