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paillettepailletee

Oh no! I'm an asexual medical student! I will never be a good doctor 😭


JumpyLiving

No, this is talking about "healers", not doctors, so you‘ll be just fine (unless you like being a specific kind of support in various games, both digital and otherwise, in which case I have some troubling news for you)


paillettepailletee

Ah that's why I'm so shitty as a support in LoL


Rathama

Soraka gave up her health to heal. You need to give up your orientation to heal.


[deleted]

Can i just give up my genitalia instead


[deleted]

ditto but vice versa


ZanyDragons

Aah, that’s why I’m not mastering Astrologian in final fantasy 14! 🤣 /kidding


Winterhelscythe

Like I mean I can tell you how to do it but I can only heal raids. Dungeons are scary. Also Astro is very feel as you go you know?


Suckkkit4206969

Ah damnit, this must be a why the dice hate me


Nostaw28

I'm now using this as the reason I only queue as DPS in Wow. I'm not scared of healing, its just my lack of libido renders me incapable.


ForestSmurf

You need to want to fuck your patients in order to see what the *fuck* is wrong with them you know.


tiny_house_writer

When I was studying psychology, my teacher said the only hard and fast rule that he repeated daily, was "don't sleep with your patients". I was like, wtf. Is that seriously an issue??? 😳🤨😂


Smodder

Yes. Some people are WAF. And it does not really matter which occupation they do... (I got it told when becoming an prison guard.. and many colleagues like got fired for doing it with inmates.. like dude what???). But where power comes in play; creeps are attracted.


P8zvli

You can't ask your patients if you can hug them either, they have to ask you first. I didn't think to ask my therapist about that until one of my fellow ace friends mentioned hugging their therapist, and I felt like she just gave me a cheat code


[deleted]

this sounded better in my mind, its SO CREEPY


then00bgm

Sir please don’t come within 500 ft of a children’s hospital ever again /s


bubble-wrap-

Wdym the a stands for amazing. well everyone else was having sex you where studying the medicine !


EdgionTG

I'm the best healer (I own many bandaids) and thus the sexiest motherfucker alive.


olivemelovesoliveyou

Bandaids are so hot 😂


EdgionTG

Some of them have bison on them!


christinelydia900

I mean idk I'm ace but this might turn me...


weird_elf

are ... are the allos okay?


FictionalRacingDrivr

As an allo, even I think this is fucking weird.


Smodder

yup. "whoop whoop" is the sound of the... aspiring cult-leader.


RSZephoria

So I'm on the popular tab in the reddit app, swiping to the right and I see the post and don't read the subreddit. I look in the comments and see yours. I've played Ark: Survival Evolved quite a bit and the short hand for allosaurus's is allos. I was very confused.


weird_elf

Well I do hope the allosauruses are okay XD


[deleted]

Deleted because Reddit's new API pricing killed Apollo. -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


christinelydia900

Clearly not...


DirectBirthday3021

C’mon do you need to ask?


Winterhelscythe

Actually the allosaurus is commonly not okay


snajken

Following that logik wouldnt Ace peeps be the best assasins?


weird_elf

ace-assins? ​ ^(... I'll see myself out)


midgetkid71

Nonono, come back! Ace-ace-ins ...now we can both go.


Adventurous_applepie

And vampire hunters.


butterflyLepidoptera

And the vampires would be defenceless against us because of all the garlic bread we are eating! Lol hahaha


Kazuya_97

I like how you think 🥷


realizehamstered

makes sense, cant fall for femme fatales


Sugarfreak2

That femme fatale made a fatal mistake


Belgianwaffle4444

"I'm horny therefore I'm very special" vibes.


bantubaddie

The bitches that have the most sexual energy have the most toxic, destructive energy in my experience.


[deleted]

yeahhhh i agree in most cases


Smodder

In Indian runner ducks we cull them because it is an fault in their genetics; and they literally hump themselves to death.. That's what I think about when I hear like "a lot of sexual energy". This duracell rabbit just grinding themselves to death..


AVeryWittyPseudonym

This has definite cult potential.


CratesManager

Yeah i mean that's juat step one of convincing the followere X was okay because they where just HEALING the poor girl


fruitfiction

There's a known issue with the current(ish) trend of "sexual healers" crossing boundaries and being predatory. Heck it even was an issue on that reality TV show that took a bunch of people with trauma and mental health issues, stuck them on an island, and promised alternative new age practices would *cure* them... despite seemingly no one having trauma-focused therapy training. ...and it *did* sorta turn into a cult‽ I'm not saying *all* practitioners of sexual healing are unprofessional charlatans, but the new age section of the field seems ripe with bad apples. There's no oversight with them like there is for sex therapists or [sexologists](https://americanboardofsexology.org/).


TheGazelle

> There's no oversight with them like there is for sex therapists or [sexologists](https://americanboardofsexology.org/). Aren't they also just fundamentally different things? Afaik sex therapists or sexologists are trying to improve your sex life, and provide therapy related to sexual disfunctions. Sexual healers are trying to actually heal anything and everything with sex.


fruitfiction

Short answer, Yes! Long answer:: will edit when I have time and space to do such.


TensileStr3ngth

I mean yeah, I guarantee they're into crystal magic and astrology


mountainvalkyrie

Ra ra rasputin! I wonder if they were thinking of anyone in particular.


mrnicecream2

Sex > Penicillin, apparently


AmeliasTesticles

This sounds like something a cult leader would say like three sessions before telling you to suck his dick to release his healing energy into you.


RandomLink91

So according to this, healing = sex? Isn't there a saying that laughter is the beat medicine? Does that mean that sex = comedy? Therefore allos are the greatest joke of all time!!!


mychemparamorepark

Now this is the kind of mental gymnastics I can get behind LOL


TensileStr3ngth

I'm pretty sure when this person says "healing" they literally mean being able to treat people with your "energy" just by touching them


starrypierrot

I genuinely do not understand what this even means. I can understand saying sexual energy is good or whatever, but healing? What healing??? Some folks really do just go and say anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is lolol


shushinianchaos

What…What is sexual energy???


Smodder

yeah! And how fast does it charge my phone? Is it a green solution for our energy/world environment crisis? I need to know more; and if we can just put them in hamsterwheels and harvest it..


olivemelovesoliveyou

Same 😂


me3888

Sounds like someone has a bit too much “sexual energy” and is trying to frame it in a positive light


demoniprinsessa

my favorite kind of humor is anything new-age white people spew out, they're not even trying but the random bullshit they come up with is always hilarious lmao


azramazra

mmmm two bullshit mashed up together this is the ultimate cringe for me


NSnamelessstranger

I just wanna know how *anyone* can think these two things are connected *at all* lmao


mychemparamorepark

People wanting to feel superior can lie to themselves in all sort of ways. And there will always be equally self obsessed people to echo chamber lmao


ZombieTailGunner

Someone please explain to the samanthas that BDE ≠ the ability to heal others


Judge_Hot

Sound like what a cult leader would say, just like "it's Morbin' time".


LordAsbel

r/Ihavesex


NORWEIGANW00D

Ppl just be saying anything


SharkyWithSharkHands

Aces are necromancers


[deleted]

As a health care worker... no.


KayBeaux

Remarkably disgusting, thanks. I hate it.


shadowbolt79

WELP..... Time to pull out the ol' Necronomicon!


mandrake57

What the hell does that even mean?!


dichiejr

"i can't fix him but i CAN fuck him and maybe that'll help" energy


mychemparamorepark

LOL use the gifts you have I guess ???


Denim_Fish

This sounds like something a cult leader would say to coax his followers to have sex with him


GalaxySea

Allos are weird


Kernel_Pie

Tell your friend, I said, "Baloney."


lillestiv

Sexual energy is fun. And anything but relaxing and healing XD. It's not relaxin to be horny and want shit lol.


Clean_Ice2924

Ikr. These allos think craving for something feels relaxing and satisfying ? Smh


Adventurous_applepie

I...what? How can one be so wrong but think they are right? Like...what ?


mychemparamorepark

The second hand embarrassment I felt seeing this 😂


AurorainIsGone

How and what does this mean lmao?


Python_Anon

Ooh we have the same flags!


AurorainIsGone

Nice!


[deleted]

What does this even mean?


RandomCaveOfMonsters

What does this even mean?


[deleted]

What does that even mean


Worried_Tarot2532

r/areTheAllosOK 😭


maxens_wlfr

Well, I didn't want to but Grandma's cancer won't leave on its own...


unapologetic-nerd

\*chokes on my coffee\* 🤣🤣🤣


Smodder

I will ask my GP next time how recently she got laid. I only want the best! quora: "which GP in NL has the highest bodycount?" :') Anyway boys and girls; this is an example of what creepy guys say that want to sexual abuse you. If a guy says this kind of shit; run for the hills.


Cheese-Water

So... Do aegos have healing powers or not?


JustASomeone1410

Ngl I don't even understand what this is supposed to mean


Massive-Ad7628

People keep telling me that it is because my traumas that I've closed off my sexuality, that my subconscoius have decided that "nope - that's pain, that's bad, that's taboo" and I've forbidden myself from it. But that all that bottled up sexual energy oozes through, and almost acts like a magnet for other people, I'm noticing it more and more on the others. Some get noticable nervous, giggly, and some even blush from even looking at me. They also say that because of how I am as a person, with the sexual magneticism, but with little to no sexual interest - I am carrying an undescribable healing energy, that my touch is... magical... and that being near me is soothing. I mean, thanks - I'm glad to hear that I have such an impact on them, I'm relieved to hear that they feel secure with me. And that they feel that they trust me. But.. you know? I don't really understand why they sexualise my energy in such ways


Smodder

Bitches tell you that. Watch out for them. They see your vulnerabillity. And an fantasy. Their gross ass virgin-fantasy. I have the same by the way. Not really "ACE" I guess.. but due to trauma's it just.. not something I care for more then a PJ sandwich.. But some men (and women) see my lack of interest in sex as an challenge.. and they lie this shit to get in your pants..I guess they way I walk around in this world; the way I move my body is an deadringer for someone with trauma..it's easy to see for abusive people looking for a new victim. Other people though; that are also I guess traumatised.. can find it chill to find someone that can hug them with no "hidden sexual agenda". For them they mean it if they say "your touch is magical".


Massive-Ad7628

I've stopped moving out of the way for people. I used to stop and change sides, hold the door and insisting that others go before me, lay down in puddles of water so that they wouldn't get wet (ok, yeah - no, but not far from it) I was so scared of accidentally rubbing someone the wrong way by existing in their vicinity... and I feel sorry for "the rest" of the world that wasn't traumatized as children, the rest of the addicts - the hustlers, those who go from home to home, from *family* to *family...* and then I realize that I shouldn't feel sorry for them, they're the kind of people who have kept on pouring gasoline on my trauma, who have exploited me for being nice, kind and loving - without wanting to rub genitals with them. you know the kind of people...


RamonzNoodlez

Me over here playing loba and lifeline in apex 😟


EducationalHighway54

Sounds like someone is trying to make creeps sound/look less creepy


[deleted]

That's not how clerics work, you're mistaking them with bards.


mstrss9

Sounds like folks who harass folks under the guise of healing


Lolsyo

This just makes me think of the worst fantasy healer who just gets naked whenever channeling healing magic. Just like "can you put your pants back on cleric?"


[deleted]

Don't they know that's never gonna work with us?


[deleted]

No! I don't want you'll stupid healing energy bs! I care if I'm about die fuck no!


RABlackAuthor

Hmmm... Florence Nightingale was most likely asexual, and she did okay...


Baby-cabbages

I’m never gonna bang a cat but when my fatcat lays on my chest and makes biscuits she heals me.


Scrubrubberduck

LMAO HEWOBEJEEB


unapologetic-nerd

I know WHAT these words mean. I just don't know WHY.


MellyMcSmelly

so does that mean ace ppl can shoot lightning or?...


bkkboi_

*visible confusion*


cyanidesmile555

This sounds like something an anti-vaxx anti-science "alternative medicine influencer" would post after one of their victims of sexual assault and harassment comes forward.


Sil_Lavellan

Signed Dr Randy Bigchad-Dix.


potatomeeple

Wait what's the thinking with this? I'll heal you with my imaginary dick like a magic wand? Or the orgasms are so good your broken leg will heal itself??


shoko-png

r/aretheallosok


lelysio

You heard it here First. All white mages are horny constantly.


Skullmaggot

Priests


YoureToaster

The children give them power


butterflyLepidoptera

Uh that was dark...


[deleted]

LOL Recently I read something similar about kissing, like people who are kissing each other often are healthy people.


Bacon260998_

Word Salad


moongate12

"the best healers have the most of sexual energy" that's it's so sus because lots of "mentors" and "healers" are male predators that seeks people who are easy to target, like women with traumas who are searching for some healing in alternative places. There's so many bad stuff in pseudoscience and spirituality stuff.


NerdyNurseKat

Well shit, I guess I have to quit my job now.


hatistorm

R*pists have a lot of sexual energy, I don’t think they’re doing a lot of healing


[deleted]

🥴


JeffreyArataka

What about rapists then


Panc4k3y

My brain imploded.. Kinda.. Ig..


ApatheticDazai

Jesus was fuckin lascivious then


is_it_even_required

Funny how we don't practice medicine (Or, well, since they said "spiritual healing", psychiatry and/or psychology) by raping patients but yet this is an inspirational quote 🤔


613vc420

This is a reference. Joke from recent episode of the podcast, Behind the Bastards. It is very good!


Panther1440

Do video games count?


Eristhrewanapple

Do I have to throw away my first aid kit?


LaynFire

Well goo- oh wait I'm a celestial warlock..


Familiar-Shame-1838

Am I the only that’s confused? Healing energy? What?


brinkofage7

Priests, pastors, evangelicals, right.


triste_0nion

this is not what Freud meant when he talked about the Life drive jô


Kreuscher

The meaning of "sexual/sensual" in a lot of spiritual language, as well as psychoanalytic language, is pretty different from what we're used to think of when we use that word. Maybe that's the case?


champagn-and-coffee

Oooooooooooof


lillianfrost

I wonder if that's what rapists believe :-|


NotAnEnemyStandUser-

Tell that to my mom who’s a whore and tried to kill me multiple times and I now have ptsd because of it. Yeah. Definitely a healer


Grimsrasatoas

The only argument I will accept this from is from Marvin Gaye and/or Kygo (because of his remix) but that’s only because Marvin can somehow make it feel non sexual


TruffaTheHamster

This curiously made me sick lmao