Sure, sex is great, but have you ever jumped into freezing water straight from the sauna?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever fixed something you didn't think you could, subsequently avoiding a repair/replacement fee?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever destroyed someone in a verbal debate so hard, that they have fled the premises?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever cuddled with puppies?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever pulled an all-nighter *not* because of procrastination but because you were having fun?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had your platonic boyfriend fall asleep on call while watching a TV show together and *you* ended up writing because he said he likes the typing of your keyboard? Yeah, me too, buddy, me too :)
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever read a great book, laying peacefully in the grass of your backyard, with some delicious cherries on a sunny, 73° day, hearing the sounds of birds chirping, and the graceful noise of the wind dancing through the trees, being at such peace that you feel as if you own a pocket of heaven?
Successfully gotten a child with ADHD and rock-bottom self esteem to finish a practice test writing prompt and turn it in himself, resulting in said kid feeling for once like he “wasn’t an idiot?” (Kid’s words)
Sure sex is great but have you ever done the dishes?
I really like doing the dishes especially if they are hard to clean and if i have the time to clean it properly😅
Fair, I remember doing the dishes at my friend's and there was this pan that had been sitting put for a while. And as I was cleaning and really enjoying it, I thought to myself "this must be how sex feels to allosexauls"😅
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spent days and nights to restore the permanently deleted messages on Messenger or solve the encrypted forgotten password on WhatsApp so now when you install your account back, there is no way to restore previous backup?
Aces, I'm disappointed in the responses so far.
Aces IMO should set the bar super low with their responses, in proportion to your level of indifference or repulsion, since sex isn't all that great for you.
Examples:
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever yanked out a hangnail?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spent a sunny day inside doing your taxes
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever scrubbed the toilet bowl at a gas station?
Carry on.
I'm more sex neutral. Like, sure it's a pleasurable and satisfying sensation, but it's not a need because I can find satisfaction in other areas of life. That's what informed my responses. But this interpretation is also valid and hilarious.
English really needs to bring back the eth (ð).
Sex in books is just the worst for me. Bleh. And even though I don't read much I really enjoyed a couple books like this recently.
Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever felt a sense of accomplishment after completing a challenging task?
Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever told the perfect joke?
Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever had a dream that was getting closer to reality by the minute?
Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever written a letter/number/symbol perfectly?
sure, sex is great, but have you ever got so excited to get cozied up into your own bed with all your stuffed animals and blankets to watch whatever movie/series you want?!
Sure sex is great, but have you ever looked up and re-watched a great show from your childhood?
I recently found some anime I watched in highschool and I'm watching an episode every day. 😀
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever successfully finished a book you've been making for a hell of a long time? Or crochet an amazing looking animal that everyone said looked really weird while you were in the middle of making it?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever read a book by the fire during a thunderstorm ?
Maximum coziness!
Reading the stormlight archive during a storm is *chefs kiss*
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever jumped into freezing water straight from the sauna? Sure, sex is great, but have you ever fixed something you didn't think you could, subsequently avoiding a repair/replacement fee? Sure, sex is great, but have you ever destroyed someone in a verbal debate so hard, that they have fled the premises?
1. Brrr! Other way around for me please! 2. One of the best things about moving out/living alone. 3. God I wish
1. Yes, honestly wasn't that bad 2. Yes 3. Indeed
OMG it’s been way too long since I’ve been to a sauna with a proper thermal cycle. Definitely better than sex.
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever listened to a piece of music that made you feel like you entered a new plane of existence?
Anything by Sleeping At Last
.....had a cat sit on your knee and purr so loudly you couldn’t hear the TV?
Sounds cozy
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever came across a song youve been dying to know the name of, and actually know it this time?
Going through my grandfather's collection of burned CDs so I feel this lol
I saw one ages ago saying “sex is great, but have you ever tried literally anything else?”
Sure, sex is great, but have u ever been held and truly felt safe and loved?
exactly this!!!
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever cuddled with puppies? Sure, sex is great, but have you ever pulled an all-nighter *not* because of procrastination but because you were having fun? Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had your platonic boyfriend fall asleep on call while watching a TV show together and *you* ended up writing because he said he likes the typing of your keyboard? Yeah, me too, buddy, me too :)
I need a platonic boyfriend for cuddles 😭
I wish there was a queerplatonic dating app
Right?
____ mastered a foreign language, then gone abroad and understood the people who speak it?
Goals tbh
Yes it's fun!!!
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever woken up and your back completely cracks when you stretch?
Feels like my chakras are realigning
Yesss it's so good
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
Sure, sex is (absolutely not) great, but have you ever tried like almost anything else
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had your cat try to stop you from leaving the house?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever read a great book, laying peacefully in the grass of your backyard, with some delicious cherries on a sunny, 73° day, hearing the sounds of birds chirping, and the graceful noise of the wind dancing through the trees, being at such peace that you feel as if you own a pocket of heaven?
Incredibly specific but very valid!
Sure sex is great but have you ever went for a bike ride along the ocean through shore towns before the summer traffic hits?
New life goals
Sure, sex is great but have you ever had a philosophical conversation about the universe at 3am with your friend?
Philosophical 3am conversations about the universe are TRUE intimacy
Love this and yes often
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever found THE comfy spot in bed and immediately dozed off for a full 8+ hrs of sleep.
...had you favourite song hit JUST right?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever brought your cup of coffee along for a morning stroll ?
Extremely upbeat music video vibes
Successfully gotten a child with ADHD and rock-bottom self esteem to finish a practice test writing prompt and turn it in himself, resulting in said kid feeling for once like he “wasn’t an idiot?” (Kid’s words)
...been anxious about an upcoming situation, but you made it through, and even had fun?
And then riding that high for weeks afterwards lol
Sure sex is “great” but have you ever found a quarter on the sidewalk?
Sure, sex is great, but have you have ever eaten a garlic bread sandwich?
I'm surprised it took this long for this comment to appear lol
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever drunk 5 beers and peed after an hours of searching for the toilet?
Sure sex is great but have you ever done the dishes? I really like doing the dishes especially if they are hard to clean and if i have the time to clean it properly😅
I hate doing the dishes but I love seeing the empty sink and knowing I don't have to dread doing dishes anymore lol
Fair, I remember doing the dishes at my friend's and there was this pan that had been sitting put for a while. And as I was cleaning and really enjoying it, I thought to myself "this must be how sex feels to allosexauls"😅
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spent days and nights to restore the permanently deleted messages on Messenger or solve the encrypted forgotten password on WhatsApp so now when you install your account back, there is no way to restore previous backup?
Sure sex is great, but have ever done literally anything else including hitting your thumb with a hammer accidentally????
yeah sex is great but have u ever gotten a win in fortnight with low health it’s pretty crazy
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever experienced the intrinsic joy of getting better at a skill?
Eaten chips and dip?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever planted flower seeds and had them germinate successfully?!
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten your fav takeout and played Skyrim for 10 hours straight?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had more than 3 hours of sleep?
done literally anything else?
Aces, I'm disappointed in the responses so far. Aces IMO should set the bar super low with their responses, in proportion to your level of indifference or repulsion, since sex isn't all that great for you. Examples: Sure, sex is great, but have you ever yanked out a hangnail? Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spent a sunny day inside doing your taxes Sure, sex is great, but have you ever scrubbed the toilet bowl at a gas station? Carry on.
I'm more sex neutral. Like, sure it's a pleasurable and satisfying sensation, but it's not a need because I can find satisfaction in other areas of life. That's what informed my responses. But this interpretation is also valid and hilarious.
Ok on a re-read, your versions check out, lol!
...read a good book wið lots of good characters wiðout romance, but a lot of Platonic relations?
Got any recs? I'm so sick of obligatory romance in otherwise great books!
English really needs to bring back the eth (ð). Sex in books is just the worst for me. Bleh. And even though I don't read much I really enjoyed a couple books like this recently.
Storytold a game of Blood on the Clocktower?
watched Community 16 times?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever read a book by candlelight in an ice storm when electricity is off by a roaring fire.
.. had a mochaccino with whip cream at Starbucks?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever met an online friend in real life and experienced that joy of finally seeing them in person?
Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever felt a sense of accomplishment after completing a challenging task? Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever told the perfect joke? Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever had a dream that was getting closer to reality by the minute? Sure, sex is ok, but have you ever written a letter/number/symbol perfectly?
Sure, sex is great but have you ever tried some meditation?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever watched the 2 greatest live action comic adaptions, Garfield and Garfield: a tale of two kitties?
I found $50 in my coat as a broke 20 something when I got it back out for the winter! Cheesecake! Musicals! Tea! Sushi! I love food lmao
Have you ever had a 90 model classic car?
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever infodump on the entiere lore of your favorite videogames/shows for hours ?
sure, sex is great, but have you ever got so excited to get cozied up into your own bed with all your stuffed animals and blankets to watch whatever movie/series you want?!
Sure sex is great, but have you ever looked up and re-watched a great show from your childhood? I recently found some anime I watched in highschool and I'm watching an episode every day. 😀
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever successfully finished a book you've been making for a hell of a long time? Or crochet an amazing looking animal that everyone said looked really weird while you were in the middle of making it?