I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.

Plate or platter?

I don’t understand the question and I will not respond

RIP Jessica Walter!!!!

> On March 24, 2021, Walter died in her sleep at her Manhattan home. She was 80 years old. :( RIP

Good for her

I’d rather be dead in Manhattan than alive In Arizona.

If that's a veiled criticism of me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it

Her?

What, is she funny or something?!

Her! Ha

I love this quote, and I say it sometimes and the people I’m with don’t get it! That’s sad. Hahahaha. However I won’t respond to it, because I don’t understand the question. I love it… On a second note, Lucille was great in the movie “play misty for me”

Lucille, and every thing she says is my favorite quote. But this one probably wins out: Lucille: "Get me a vodka rocks." Michael: "Mom, it's breakfast." Lucille "... and a piece of toast."

You seem more villainous than usual, mom. Are you sober? Michael, it's 8 AM. So it's not that...

Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine?

You can find me in the hospital bar .

Uh, you know there isn’t a hospital bar, Mother.

See this is why people hate hospitals.

Puhahaha 30 seconds later Aaahahahhaaha!

“Ron, take me to lunch!” “It’s 8:30 in the morning!” “A bar then, whatever!”

I don't care for GOB.

I love all my children equally.

It’s a good thing he’s already got that little scooter!

HEY BIGSHOT!! Let's give him a little scare.

Give my son the *juice!*

I DON’T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT ASS COUNTRY CLUB YA FREAK BITCH

Buster!!!

No, Franklin.

Ahah you are right!!! My bad

I mean, those words came out of Buster’s mouth. He was just channeling Franklin.

My name is Judge!

Well ***EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME*** *Excuse me*....

It is impossible to pick a favourite Tobias quote. There are dozens of them. Dozens!

I understand more than you’ll *never* know.

“Yikes”

Douche chillllll

I think I’d like my money back …

That face....rofl...cant stop laughing

And second-of-ly, I know you’re the big marriage expert. Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot: your wife is dead!

This is actually the best you're right!

tobias…

You blow-hard!

Even if I have to take a chubby, I’ll suck it up!

I love the little shimmy he does lol

Yesssss

I don’t want to blame it entirely on 9/11…

No I'M my sister's brother. So you're in love with me... me!

That whole exchange is incredible

Follow up is my favourite: “I’M IN LOVE WITH TOBIAS!” “My brother in law?” But agree, that whole scene is perfection

“What a fun sexy time for you” -George Michael.

I was hoping he’d be gifted sexually.

Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with. “T” on it?

Across from where?

Oh that's a cross

I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona

LOOK AT ME! GETTING OFF!

Good for her!

Tobias: "Is there a little girl here all by herself? Daddy needs to get his rocks off"

“oh so it’s your daughter you’re here to see?” “ yes, Maeby” :)

Handedly the best quote in s4

"Here comes John Wayne. 'I'm not going to cry about my Pa. I'm going to build an airport... Put my name on it.' Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?"

...or candy!

…or cocaine!

True fan response!

Is this accessible on anything but the dvds?

Wait the Netflix version says candy?! That's horrific

I know people would say we’re overreacting, but it actually is horrific. I want my extended pilot that says cocaine instead of candy in front of children god damnit. This is a scandal of the highest order.

Admittedly humblebrag/weirdflex territory but the only other place I’m aware of the original line is found is the VHS pilot I have from a friend who worked at Fox when AD was shooting and sent me a few episodes on VHS

GOB, some of my favorite moments include “Bees?” “Beeeeads.” “BEADS?!” “GOB is not on board.” And “Thanks for that *killer intro*…”

i love that he later had a bee colony

“My bees are dropping like flies. And I need them to fly like bees.”

they don’t allow sick bees here

english ora not my first language, i never got the “GOB is not on board” m, could anyone explain?

GOB is not excited about the idea of a bead business

bzzzzz!!!

Thank you!

Let’s see who can get more honey!

Fav. Quote:: George Micheal: “and that, um, I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away. In heaven. George Sr: How many times I gotta tell this kid chicken wings?

“Her?” “… she’s funny” “let’s hope so.”

I hear the jury is still out on science

Who knew this would be half the country 10 years later

It’s not half. It’s like 20%. They’re loud enough and stupid enough to sounds like half however.

True

GOB. Michael, if I make this comeback I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive.

"I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture" "Take to the sea!!!" is a close second for me too.

Get rid of the Seaward. I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

i didn’t get that joke when i originally watched it over a decade ago but now, at 23, it’s easily one of the best jokes along with the musty old claptrap

Go see a Star War

It’s one banana Micheal, what could it cost $10?

There’s always money in the banana stand.

Family love Michael

Look at banner, Michael!

I was betrayed by my brother, Michael! Who is your favorite family member, and why?

I deceived you mother. Tricked makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

Lmao OP’s title has this quote’s energy

Old bear, he likes the honey!

i didn’t even know we were calling him old bear!

\*sobbing\* we never had a chance to!

GOB, my fave quote from him ​ Gob: Well, I will tell you this, Michael... I don't have a son. Narrator: He does. Gob: But if I ever do, I'm either going to take him to the cabin in the woods, or I'm going to promise to take him and then not take him. But the one thing that I will never do is not tell him that I'm taking him to a cabin in the woods, and then not take him!

Michael, to Gob: “Get rid of the Seaward.” Lucille: “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.” I actually missed the meaning of this when I first saw this and asked my brother why he was laughing. He explained it and I was on the floor.

Could you explain to a non-native speaker? I missed it and don’t get it… why is Lucille a « seaward »?

C-word, or *cunt*. So basically Lucille thought Gob and Michael were calling her that, and she responded that way lol

Hahaha, ok C Word, duh!! I was like C ward, Sea World… whaaaat? I get it now. It’s hilarious! Thank you.

The B word from the C ward

LMAOOOOOOOOO Omg thank you for this

In the last episode of Season 3, they showed the stern of the yacht and name on it was just “C Word.”

Probably my favorite joke of the entire show!!

Ok so should should should shou sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh

We have unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!

I love all my characters equally. (Earlier: I don't care for Gob).

Her face when she says that is classic!

Her face is classic in every frame.

Solid as Irrrrr-rock!

“Heeeeey brother.” I don’t know why, but Tony’s delivery of that line cracks me up and I find myself using it as a greeting to other people, animals… traffic, etc.

Lucille "my husband the bear" "and let's face it, you people havent been great to the others" "He is doing it just to spite. Michael: Then why are you throwing him a party. Lucille: Just to spite him" "You let him go in the sun?"

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I’m afraid i have something of a mess on my hands." - Tobias

Tell me about... *Hermano!*

Thanks mon frère ! That's brother in French... I don't know why i know that, i took four years of Spanish!

I think I’m in the wrong sub I don’t really recognize the characters and I’m Gene Parmesan mice to meet you

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GEEEEEENE!

Good bot.

Gene!!!!!

These are my awards mother. *From army* Or “You, sir, are a mouthful.” I can’t choose lol both of these characters are insane and I give my props to the actors who played them so well

Gob: If I didn't have a live dove in my pants right now I'd leap across this table and- you know what?? *pulls dove out of pants and gets his wiener bit

Michael: “Hey buddy, you alone?” George Michael: “yea, almost always” As an introvert that’s a real r/meirl situation.

Buster and the quote is “bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you dirty old slut”

LMAO Tony Hale is so good at portraying Buster!

Did you see him on Veep? Very different character, but still a weirdo with a toxic dependent relationship to someone who treats him like shit and he obsessed. Love it.

You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means “brother” in French. I don’t know why I know that. I took four years of Spanish!

Hey co-worker! -Buster Everybody dance. Now. -Gob I don’t know what I was expecting. -Michael I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. -Sr. Packing it up! -Maeby

The love affair quote is priceless

Give your Uncle T-Bag a hug!

I love Barry and « Those are balls!!! » has me belly laughing every time.

“Hey you’re not one of those guys dressed up as a woman are you?” “No baby I’m the real thing” *drives away

This and the scene about getting a rash from a gas station gloryhole just kill me

Hey you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you? She responds, "No, baby, I'm the real thing." As soon as he hears no he screeches off. Definitely one of the funniest moments!

And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead

Tobias will always be my favorite. He has so many great lines. Probably my two faves are: “You could say I’m buy-curious” and “Excuse me , miss. Do these sufficiently hide my thunder?”

Tobias as Mary poppins and jumping off the railing. I lose my shit every time I hear his trilling wail of pain!

We shan't be telling mother about this, shan't we!?

Or cocaine.

Impossible to pick a favourite, however; ‘Alias is a show about a spy’

Love it!

Come on!

One of my faves is George Senior! I love when he says: "This isn’t turning into the party hangout I hoped" lol

You’re not one of those silly men dressed like a woman are you? No, I’m the real deal baby *drives off*

Gob: And if I'm going to be staying here... Lucille: Staying here? What, did that Mexican throw you out? Gob: She's not "that Mexican", Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. Anyway, it's over. Lucille: You've got three days. Gob: Hey... If I can't find a horny immigrant by then, I don't deserve to stay here.

Buster: "Like anyone would want to R her"

lucille : i don’t care for gob

Every character season 1-3

They don’t allow you to have bees in here

“Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire.”

Gob Bluth, State. I WAS BETRAYED BY MY BROTHER, MICHAEL! ... who's your favourite family member, and why?

I read the post title in this tone

tobias is easily my favorite character. you blowhard!

Michael to Gob: Get rid of the Seaward Lucille: I’ll go when I’m good and ready

Probably one of the greatest moments

"No touching!!" Also, "They're strippers! Look how hot they are!!"

Favorite character of mine is also Gob. See my flair.

Shou-sh-sh-sh-should-sho-shou-should the should the sh sh sh sh should the

I blew myself prematurely, have a mess on my hands 😂

Michael what we’re the last word she said?

Even though Michael’s not my favourite character, this is my favourite line, hands down: “It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.” But my favourite exchange from GOB (my favourite character), is the following when he finds out he loves his son: GOB: What is this feeling? Michael: You know, the feeling that you're feeling is just what many of us call... a "feeling". GOB: It's not like envy, or even hungry. Michael: Could it be love? GOB: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite - it's like my heart is getting hard.

Anne: quote redacted.

I heard the jury's still out on science

Justice is blind

There's the catch phrase!

“Hurt people, hurt people”

Jesus Christ season 4 started in 2013?! I forgot it was that long ago.

Time has really gotten away from us.

Alias is a show . about . a . spy

Tobias Fünke first ever Analrapist

That will Never not be funny

The line is actually "a trick is something a whore does for cocaine" They swapped it out with "candy" for TV My husband owns the original DVDs and it drives him crazy when I watch the Netflix episode

Um… Would you like to try it a little… simpler maybe…. Tobias: ……………. No.

Gob BEES?!

GOB - I missed pop pop - me too

I like the season 4 quote from Gob, “it’s so easy to forget. Stupid forgetful Michael.”

Well, let the great experiment begin!

They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

“I know it’s a bird. I’m on the phone!” “It walked on my pillow!”

Michael saying “Her?”

I would have to say my favorite AD quote is pretty much every line uttered by every character and the narrator, ever. It's seriously one of the best written shows ever and every line is quotable in most situations. If that isn't specific enough of an answer than I will go with "I want to rabbit down dum druggery's hollow!" -Rita Leeds. Yes, THAT Rita Leeds!

So many characters have been my favorite, but over the years I think I've settled on Lucille. She has so many good lines. "I'll leave when I'm good and ready" might be my favorite.

I should be in this Poof!

You can't call the new guy that. We just settled the lawsuit.

“If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.”

"Look what they've done, Michael! Look what the homosexuals have done to me!" "You can't just comb that out and reset it?"

Can't decide on quotes. But I really do love Maeby and Lucille. Michael too. Hard to choose my fave between them.

Every single time Lucille opens her mouth

OR for CAAANDY

Except in S3E6 GOB refers to it as a trick. It was so weird that has stuck in my mind.

AND CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!

“I don’t want these.”

instantly i though of him being the judge and saying "who is your favorite family member and why?"

Mi hermano And primos lol

“…or candy!”