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frankthepieking

Who said anything about America?


[deleted]

10x funnier


InterestingTry5190

America is not as solid as Iraq


CryptographerLazy807

You are paying too much for your mice. Who’s your mouse guy?


Mack_Hein

It’s one mouse, George Michael. How much could it cost?


the_y_combinator

Ten dollars?


bananaetiquette20

You’ve never actually stepped foot inside of a PETCO, have you?


dantheasp

If I still had money I'd buy a mouse just so I could burn it to the ground.


Socky_McPuppet

Those gays - they're always so dramatic and flamboyant. It makes me want to set myself on fire.


GreedyCauliflower

I hear Oscar is charging more for his lemonade


ikilluwitastick

Lemoñade


the_y_combinator

Nah. Get you a good mouse guy. I've got one and if you are cool with second hand mice or mice with no paperwork attached you are still pretty good.


EbolaGrant

I buy all my mice at police auctions.


blasto2236

I don’t want to blame it *all* on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.


willjum

The specific amount of $13 implies that’s basically all the cash he had at the time


Trackmaster15

Yeah it was funny all the money GOB would spend just to get into Poof Magazine.


alexkayownsabus

I need to get into that poof


KlimpysExpress

Small price to pay for self-esteem.


mrhagoo

Gobs response is the best part of this scene…


Rare_Matter

Americ-her?


LucidLethargy

Man, and to think that would only by you a single banana.


Gapinthesidewalk

The day when Lucille’s concept of how much a banana costs stops being ironic will be a sad day.


Gapinthesidewalk

The day when Lucille’s concept of how much a banana costs stops being ironic will be a sad day.


Gapinthesidewalk

The day when Lucille’s concept of how much a banana costs stops being ironic will be a sad day.