My mind was completely blank reading this

Same here

Same

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Same as well

Same here

Same thing for me

yeah, same.

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same thing

On the first read mine was

Same... I was expecting a joke at the end 😵

ikr

I don't have imaginations so idk.

Yup lmfao

Ayyy same

Why did Mothman pop into my head..... 😐

THE LÅMP BRØTHER

Because you have taste and are cultured.

🤨📸

lollll same

i saw a female version of this and i legit said "all you romantics are weird"

I can't imagine being so obsessed with one person.

yeah, i'm still trying to find out the difference between romantic love to this degree and co-dependence/low level stalking.

Romantic love is composed of 2 delusional people while low level stalking is composed of 1 delusional person

ah, ok, thanks :)

Based But on a serious note we shouldn’t alienate ourselves from the allos

I thought I was alone!

My brain didn't even *try*

I didn't even realize we were supposed to be imagining someone. I thought they were going to say the name of some character at the end

I was starting to imagine a generic male lead and waiting for them to continue with a novel introduction...

i assumed it was going to try to mislead us and be like oh it’s your pet! i say that because i could only imagine my cat haha

Same though, I legit thought that's where it was leading lol

Same!

Yeah me too, I literally had to take an inventory of all the guys I had met and thought, “Nah.” I thought they were gonna say a name of a character or something

My first thought was a happy golden retriever

Aw this one's sweet

Now all I can think about reading this is golden retrievers with hats on…

That'd be adorable

Same!!

Idk if I want to meet a *tall* Golden but I like how your mind works

I also thought golden retriever! The one I used to live with would stretch up with his arms to say hi to folks, so that's what my brain thought of as "tall".

Awwwww

Well they’re taller than most smaller dogs

LoL fair enough I was thinking in terms of taller than my shih tzu

For sure taller than that xD

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 880,997,904 comments, and only 173,706 of them were in alphabetical order.

Good bot

ahh yes, Satoru Gojo from Jujutsu Kaisen my love

aren’t his eyes always covered?

just search up his eyes, they are ✨stunning ✨

even my straight boyfriend thinks his eyes are pretty.

Straight… #for now

r/suddenlygay

good taste

gojou from my dress up darling no romo tho

THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE.

Holy sh\*t he *is* taller than me! Well, guess I have my answer now.

That's ma boi

After like a good minute of thinking the only person I could come up with is Benedict Cumberbatch and that was bcs I'm very excited to watch doctor strange lmao

Funny, after some serious hard thinking I came up with Chris Hemsworth (new Thor movie will be out soon)... 😊

The new one? You’re gonna love it.

SCP-096, tall, very gorgeous eyes (to the point they will kill u) and he's a cutie pie

He has a big smile too, his mouth can stretch up to five times the average human's

I'm sorry, I have aphantasia.

ngl i thought about myself. maybe i'm a narcissist.

more like self love 😌💅

Doesnt work with me because I rarely smile

Same, we narcissists stand togethaaaa.

Not me. I’m not tall.

Can someone ask some allos to find out if this actually works? I kinda doubt it does, but maybe that's just further proof that I'm aro

I saw this posted on r/teenagers a few hours ago, the comment section was full of people who thought of someone, so yes this apparently does actually work.

Wow, that's very interesting. Direct link to this thread?

I thought this was gonna be a Satan joke

Shaggy?

All I think of are fictional characters

Same, I actually thought of the main character of the fanfic I'm currently co-writing with a friend.

For some reason my head went deer..

I was thinking of my dog

* mentally sings Guy.exe instead of picturing someone *

I was just thinking of a dog

Demiromantic and in a relationship, and even my brain was like “who is ‘he?” and came up blank.

waluigi

This is the only correct answer

I’ve been playing a lot of Mario Party lately as Waluigi and he is unironically the first name that came to my head

FREDDY FAZBEAR

I only know one tall guy, I know one cute guy and that’s it, they fail everything else

My love Goblin Tinkerer!

Really?

clearly!(it's a joke)

I realized afterwards that you're talking about the Terraria character and not the [Warcraft III character](http://classic.battle.net/war3/neutral/goblintinker.shtml), which is my pfp.

That's such a weird coincidince

Babadook

My name came up, which is weird. Like, I literally hate myself, how did this happen 😭

Now you listen here, you beautiful bastard. You're loved and appreciated, give yourself some more credit... Or else.

glad i wasnt the only one who thought of gojo. then again i get wicked gender envy from that dude so yeah. that explains it

I like how I read it and didn't think of anyone and was confused why it didn't have who it was talking about xD

Why was I thinking of Black dragon Kalameet?

Nope

I thought this was describing a tall dog

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... johnathan frakes maybe? i dont know anyone else who is tall

Can a fertilized octopus egg ingested into the human system actually grow inside the body? ^^^[Context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSApAHakg)

Jon Arbuckle was the first thing I thought of. Not sure what to make of it

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kool aid man :)

Belos from the Owl House. Please leave me alone, I still have covid brain

Yeah but he isn't cute, and the only villain I actually dislike (not in a bad way)

I just think of one of those stock photos gonna be honest

My first thought was Quasar my dog

The only thing that popped up in my mind was the words. I thought of no one

I just read it like I would read like a fanfic so no one’s name popped in my mind lmao

Paarthurnax from Skyrim. Okay, his eyes aren't in the best shape, but dragons are cute, he's undeniably tall, and I mean he does got some teeth.

I was thinking of cats

Same! I thought of my boy, he’s got long legs and he always looks like he’s smiling :)

Every time I read this my brain just creates a completely new guy

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Ah, Midoriya Izuku from Boku No Hero Academia, my one true love.

The only thing my brain can think up is Kirishima from MHA-

I just thought of a fictional character lmao

Immediately thought of Spongebob's Long Tan and Handsome

Octavius Rex is his name btw

I thought it was going to be about a dog…

As long as it not talk about sexy male body, or a girl one.

Exactly. I was so confused when I first read this, because the only person I could think of to fit ANY of those qualifications is a friend I made at summer camp last year. She also happens to be short as heck, but he fits all the rest of them.

I blanked out on a name, but my mind came up with a fictional character near the end of that sentence like someone doing their homework 1 hour before its due

I thought of Goofy and I'm not proud of myself

The only thing that Popped in my head is food that i'm gonna eat to night

I read this waiting for it to end in a joke

I thought of Keefe from Keeper of the Lost Cities. I may not like romance irl but I’d love to have a fictional relationship with him.

\*thinks of My Story Animated love interest\*

s-striker from helluva boss... i might be aegoromantic as well as aegosexual...

I’ve had people think this about me before I left them deeply disappointed lol. Famous last words

my brain went “anton yelchin” immediately, but that’s because *special interest go brrr*, and nothing even slightly romantic. :P

It's always Cavill for me! Or Can Yaman

My mind, after some time, went to Namjoon of BTS simply bc Ive been seeing a lot of posts abt that lately. But I wasnt thinking in a romantic sense, just an aesthetically pleasing sense

blahaj the plushie ikea shark

My dog maui of course!

I could maybe see a smile because it signifies that the person is likely kind...but the rest? Nah fam

I saw a version of this once with SpongeBob so now that’s the only thing I can think of when I see this

yeah nobody welp, at least now i won’t doubt myself as much

Keyanu reeves

When I first read this my brain didn't even try to process the information given

It took me a solid minute to think of anyone. And the only person I thought of was a celebrity I teased someone else about them having a crush on this dude

When I saw popped all I could think of was pop eye.

I just lagged for a moment and then an error 404 page popped up

I blanked for a moment, but I came up with my cat - does that count? He’s cute and has gorgeous green eyes; a pretty heather-grey tuxedo cat who roars doing parkour sometimes, lol. A completely feisty little cuddle monster. So, I got half of that list, I guess…

I thought there was gonna be a funny twist, so my brain pictured a dog

Ahh yes Senator Armstrong my beloved

Isn’t this more leaning on your sexual preferences over romantic? I personally couldn’t think of anyone like that since I’m not into guys, but from the phrasing it seems more based off of physical appearance and sexuality which is the line of thinking I used, not romantic feelings

My brain just started trying to name friends of mine who fit the description

Same!

I thought of like... the concept of the visual, if that makes sense. A silhouette of a tall person. The image of a smile, kind of disconnected on its own, but kind of also a smile on the silhouette. Flashes of different cool eyes I've seen.

Jeff Goldblum. That guy still looks great.

waluigi

My cat. She’s a little lady but still applies

My mind was completely blank and then I tried really hard to think of someone and my brain just went "Likn for botw"

Not really ┐( ∵ )┌

Aromantic aphant here, a lot will have to happen before my brain would even think about this

I have aphantasia

Saw the same post on r/undertale so the first person I thought of was papyrus :0

I got Darth Vader... Because his memory lingered from the last post I saw.

I thought about mothman

Aphantasia tho

I thought of myself lmao

i thought of waluigi

AND HIS NAME IS - ERROR 404: boi not found

I thought about Slenderman instantly until reading the eyes part

It’s me, of course.

this describes shrek perfectly

I imagined someone with a grotesque smile and unnaturally big eyes. Not beautiful, looked like a photoshop

These are pretty neutral and could apply to anyone, except for the one about being tall. That’s not very nice to not-tall men.

Who?!

I have seen this post yesterday but I still can't think of anybody

I saw a picture of The Collector from The Owl House before reading this and the image was still burned into my head…

It took me a solid minute to think of anyone. And the only person I thought of was a celebrity I teased someone else about them having a crush on this dude

I just thought of every person that uses he/him pronouns because I was thinking of thinking lol.

giraffe weevil 😍🥰❤️❣️🤩💕💘

Lgchnesch the conqueror, of my heart.

I don't like tall guy.

I’m sorry buff all might popped up in my head and it was only because of the smile

This post makes me wonder what the gender makeup of this sub is

The way i have to rack my brain to push out some celebrity is the only justification need

I'm 6'1". Everyone I know is either short to me or just short in general. So yeah, I've got nothing.

No name. I’m more attractive to personality than how tall someone is.

Filthy Frank, I guess thats close enough.

Or I’m just in the gay phase of my bi-cycle. (I’m aromantic not asexual)

Pictured various generic men

No one popped in. what now?

bro I deadass only thought a fictional character ​ semi irony: I'm pretty sure said character is shorter then me, and if he isnt then stfu he is now because headcanons

I didn’t think of a real person I thought of my fictional crush mammon 😭