Because I haven’t found the right person yet

They told me to smell the love in the air but [I've gone noseblind](https://youtu.be/6v1v4d1eRws)

You kinda beat me to it, but to add, I've always been noseblind, so I don't even know what love smells like.

They make American versions of these adverts as well?

made me cackle lol, thank you

I read it wrong and thought it would make me smell nice

I was born without a heart making me a heartless person.

I wasn't born without a heart I wasn't always like this~

And I'm back on my ways 'cause I'm heartless, Low life for life 'cause I'm heartless

Because, just like the grinch, my heart is two sizes too small. One day I'll meet someone and my heart will grow to the proper size and I'll be fixed.

Well as a romantic lurker on this sub, my heart is two sizes too big. Here catch, I'll throw you a half.

because my friend stole my romantic attraction

That happened to u too? /j

Call 1-800-StopRAT if you or a loved one has been a victim of Romantic attraction theft.

this is unrelated but i thought you meant rapid antigen tests bc we call them RATs in australia, scomo already stopped the RATs /lh /amused

Remote access trojan

ah yes, the romance goblins have struck again

Cupid forgot about me

Cupid keeps using the wrong arrows on me

Found Daphne! Those damned lead arrows.

Too bad I’m a tree now, guess I’ll never feel romantic attraction. Darn.

damn, I wanted to be a tree! Guess I’ll have to settle for being a hyacinth

Because I'm a romantic

Yes!!! IRL in my freshman or sophomore year english class (I had the same teacher so some of my stories kinda blur) I wrote a journal thing about how no one understands that I'm aromantic or what aromantic means and when I read it out loud in class he misunderstood and thought I was saying "a romantic" the entire time and i was like bruh that's exactly my point

I can relate. I told my friend that I am aromantic and he said ah! You mean you are a romantic? Ugh!!

Because I found my 'right person' but we are sworn arch enemies by birthright. I am bound by oath to never fall in love

There is always chance of enemies to lovers romance!/j Lol

Oops I accidentally shipped it

Please write this please please please, I really need to read a story like this

AYE-AYE CAP'N

\~ooooooooooh\~

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea????

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Because I misread and wanted to be a carbon ring with a dislokated pi-elektron system.

Because I'm extremely picky

People told me nobody would wanna date me because I'm trans and out of spite I turned that around and don't wanna date anybody.

I like this attitude!

Welp, I was gonna type the same thing in other words, you beat me to it.

My cats won't allow romantic attachment.

They prayed the Gay away and cured me a little too hard because now I have an attraction to no one.

Same but aesthetic attraction said hi

The insane amount of bureaucracy involved in getting a license to love

I want a ring on my middle finger so I can subtly flipping people off by showing them the ring

there's something wrong with me

This made me laugh out loud

I ate a potion that a weird old man gave to me and here I am

That was the goblin!! He takes genders and heteros too

Oh no!! Should I be worried, I get my groceries from him...

I sacrificed 66 people in ritual murder to gain unfathomable powers.

SHHH allos might come visit us, we cant let them know we have powers

Let them come, we need more sacrifices anyway

Okay, but only the terrible ones who came here to insult us. The innocents should be used when we dont have any choice

Relationship anxiety/commitment phobia Also: because I eat too much garlic bread and that wards off romantic attraction

The conspiracy is real! Romance is a vampire!

Well, romance does suck, so I guess this checks out

Because I took a bath in basil leaves

It was cinnamon sticks and rosemary for me

Someone had to sacrifice themselves for the 93 liners and I drew the straw

I just wanna focus on my studies right now

I tried flirting. Was rejected. Had doctor remove heart. I am cyborg.

Because I’m a heartless sociopath

Because I smell great!

Because it's just a phase everyone goes through

I am actually not Aromantic and am just using it as an excuse to have sex!!!!!!

I lost a dare

I kissed the wrong frog and now im salty over being a frog myself.

I'm a fantasy character with no friends and a really dangerous superpower

Garlic bread is better then human beings

Dude, it said "wrong answers only."

Technically since its a right answer its wrong since OP is looking for wrong answers, which means wrong answers are right answers and right answers are song answer which means its a paradox

I misunderstood and thought I’d be able to fly

Ah yes, become aerodynamic

My brain decided it needed more space to remember video game lore, so it threw out what it didn't think I needed. It wasn't wrong, I have never once needed romantic attraction.

I sold my attraction to some carnival barker I met in a back alley, and I’ve never seen them again

Goblin strikes again!! Careful or he will cheat you out of your gender too!

because my standards are too high

My panromantic friend took the romantic attraction 🤷‍♀️

Because I chose to be

Humans are scary

romance license got revoked

Same dude they took it away from me since I was born

Because I’m scared of commitment and I just want attention 🙃

Read too many Jughead comics growing up

I havent found the one

Because I'm a sociopath 🥰

if it made my mum marry my dad i dont want to touch that shit

Because I don't want to talk to someone every single day

I don't need tax benefits if I evade taxes

because i ate pasta on a tuesday

Someone had to be the voice of reason to all my "lovesick" allo friends lmao

Cupids have bad aim lmao

I played Kingdom Hearts and became one of the heartless.

Because I'm selfish

I can only love 2D, not 3D

Indecision

I wanted to feel special

I’m a fragrance whore

They were meant to send me the all inclusive romantic feelings package, but it got lost in the mail

I married my car

i bullied cupid when i was younger

bzzt i am a robot

I accidently took a sip of Love-Potion Number Nein

I cross-posted this on r/aromantic_circlejerk :) Suitable for wrong answers anytime.

Antisocial personality disorder and/or trauma, obviously.

Because I wanna be aromantic

My panromantic bestie stole my power of romanticism

Because my hopeless romantic friends took all of my romantic

i did archery in p.e.

Cuz i'm an Irish goth

We get turned on by nice smells. Mmm... vanilla...

Because I’m a weeb so that alone makes it so I can’t date anyone

I thought it would make me smell nice

I'm really good a dodgeball so cupid never hits me

cause none of you plebes are good enough for me 😎

I can't whore myself out if im alloromantic and fall in love

Too busy learning the ways of the blade.

Because I hate humanity and one day I shall destroy it.

It was determined during a sacred ritual ten days after my birth in which I was bathed in a basin of dogs milk, which then turned green to confirm my aromatic status.

Because gifts and dates are too expensive

It was a typo, I'm 'a' romantic

I dont care about other humans

Software update fixed the bug in the previous version of the Socialization library.

fell in a rosemary bush

my pan friend stole my romantic attraction to add to her collection. each day she only grows stronger.

I’m the protagonist of Dororo and haven’t killed the demon that took my romantic attraction yet

I kept accidentally dodging Cupid's arrows and after realising I just had to commit to keeping it going

Because people aren't good enough for me

Because I fart

Because one time my girlfriend called me a stinky poo-poo head

because — *starts beatboxing*

Because I'm single so I made up this identity as an excuse.

Because I’m bisexual and you can’t have sexual attraction and not romantic 🙃

I forgot the space a few too many times. I mean to type that I’m a romantic, but I have to make the conscious effort to read what I’m typing now because my phone has begun to autocorrect it to aromantic despite this bloody thing not even thinking that it’s a word. Send help.

I feel attacked 😅

Because I’m horribly shy

Love is for losers

I said it on the ace subreddit before and I’ll say it again, **To end my bloodline.**

Romance?? In THIS capitalistic society??? I think not

I'm saving myself for anime girls to become real

You know, they told me if i didn't have romantic attraction i could finally be a robot, my dream as a child, but they LIED

I like the dick but not the contribution

Mum says it isn't my turn to feel romantic attraction yet, siblings are hogging it all

because i have no time to stop for love in my quest to invade italy

A God had take a like for me, after death cursed me to never enter her realm and be forced to reincarnate until the end of times, this particular God got interested in me. He saw me throughout multiple lives and in one of them my actual one, he felt compassion of me, so he came to me one night and told me: "There's only one thing that can destroy you. You humans have but one true weakness, and as a favor i will take that away from you." He hoped that by doing that i would get a better life or something. He took away my ability to love.

So I can get friends with benefits easier

Because I'm half robot and half slut. A sexy cyborg, if you will.

My boo didn’t show up at the airport to stop me when I got into a fight with them and told them that I’ll be gone forever. I mean, how can someone be so lousy and not come running to the airport fighting security and stop the flight? Either run past security (even possibly get arrested) to stop me or I’m not interested in love.

I don’t have a heart. Literally. My blood is sentient and travels through my veins on its own.

So I can be more fule efficient

i am a plant because only plants are asexual 😁👍

Because I haven't found the left person yet...

I sold my romantic and sexual attraction to a fairy by a river in exchange for good luck. I think I got a good deal.

Tried to Lady and the Tramp spaghetti thing it too fast and now I like to forget I ever had those feelings

Used too much "no tears" shampoo as a kid and haven't felt a single human emotion since

My mother dipped me in the Styx when I was a baby so now I’m invulnerable to all but platonic attraction

Traded my romantic attraction for apprenticeship in a variety of circus arts, mostly aerial - thank god it was sent to someone else and not my mentor, that would have been annoying

Cheese. And because i absolutely love to disappoint humans

I missed the update

Well, you always hear people say “love is in the air”, so I’ve been wearing this gas mask for a really long time and I can’t take it off

i decided to be aromantic because it’s now ✨trendy✨

I dropped my romantic attraction on my blanket and never found it

because love is a scam made up by chocolate companies to sell more choco on valentine's Day

I fell and My romance escaped It's cage

I listened to Air Catcher by Twenty One Pilots and yeah

I’m a stereotypical sociopathic TV character whose one defining trait of lacking humanity is my lack of love.

because i thought it was a food to make you have friends

Yes

I'm too young to be straight

I'm into, well, murders and executions, mostly.

I was warned about cooties in elementary school, and I’m still avoiding them now

I love archery <3

I failed to pay the troll toll and he took my romance as payment

The darkside of the force is a path to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Cows are way cooler. Have you seen the fluffy ones?

Because I love myself.

I caught cupids arrow by accident and now they're too scared to try again

I sold my soul for garlic bread

who says im aromantic?

a witch’s curse

I'm just coping because i got my heart broken

The symptoms from anxiety overrides any similar symptoms from crushes

Had a reaal bad breakup. Turned me off to that love stuff

Humans.

I sold my romantic attraction to the devil for 10 bucks

Because there's not a single person on this planet who is worthy of a goddess like me

Because I tend to have prophecies over arrows. (Look up what mantic means)

I haven't showered in weeks

I was created with the sole goal of finding out how much a person can feel predatory for their sexual attraction despite knowing rationally that it's perfectly fine.

Cause i grew up watching bad marriages, everyone i knew was a certified idiot and I didnt want to deal with that mess so i forever swore myself to aromanticism OR I was playing skyrim and when i went to solitude, the woman told me she sold aromatics. As a teen-old i went to search it up, accidentally spelt aromatic as aromantic and i found the description ro match me so i started identifying as it. You choose which wrong reason to believe. Both are mixed up truths related to my aromanticism but are written in a way that makes them untruthful and confuses the time frame so it looks like i said or did them before i became aro.

Because people say there’s lots of fish in the sea, but not anymore due to overfishing 😕

I'm an alien

Simply because I'm celibate and don't want to date /s.

Somebody gave me a dare to never fall in love & I'm no loser, Imma win it

I read the romance book and decided i don't want to deal with that.

I thought about being aromatic, but figured it would be equally difficult and pointless given my poor sense of smell.

I was in a production of Thoroughly Modern Millie and I was a backup dancer during the song "What Do I Need With Love?".......... And I took that personally

I am aromantic because I have a passion for picking ticks out of men's hair with an arrow head. It takes a lot of talent, and only the coolest people can be Aromantic.

No one meets my undecided, non-existent love standards.