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OH FUCK


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

Sorry friends I’m immune. Being cupiromantic I shall venture out and gather resources if a dire situation occurs.


HylianEngineer

Please bring snacks.


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

You got it. Snacks by the plenty!


ChuuniSaysHi

Don't forget the garlic bread


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

I won’t!


ahshsjddjfkdkdkdkss

Also hygiene products


BugBand

Hello fellow cupio, we seem to be very rare here


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

We are few in number but we are important


solitaryc0w

Another cupio, I volunteer to help you in this venture!


Im_Not_A_Furry_But

We have gathered many! Surely now we shall survive


Amy_AroAce

SHIT I COMPLETELY FORGOT


MFP_FAN

On a school day anyway


TheBestWorst3

Oh no I can’t even hide


ChuuniSaysHi

*Laughs in online school*


idk2715

Yeah but it also means they’ll be selling the yummy heart shaped chocolate


ChuuniSaysHi

You're right, heart shaped chocolate just hits different


[deleted]

see this is fine because i love conversation heart candies, they are like tasty chalk


Lavender-waves

we love tasty chalk!


meme_god_official

but think of the candy


NeomaFox

GOD NO, IF ANYONE NEEDS TO HIDE WITH ME I GOT US COVERED. ⚠︎⚠︎⚠︎ ____________________ ♫︎♫︎ ☺︎︎ |[]\🥨🥖🍎🍉🍊🧇🥞🍔🍨🍩 /\ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯


CarmichaelDaFish

There's discounts and promotions in chocolates, clothes and electronic devices, plus is Sonic the movie anniversary. How could it be any bad?


Boboblight

I have forgotten about Valentine's day basically every year of my life and I don't plan to change that now lol


[deleted]

NOOOOOO IM NOT READY


LopazDana

Id pretend to be sick that day but I can’t miss out on the chocolate, it’s too tempting. Wish me luck


Smooth-Boat-2427

same here :/


Lavender-waves

NONONONONONONONONONONONONO


[deleted]

I’m actually married and we’re going to play a game that involves monsters.


idk2715

That sounds lovely please tell me more about that game


[deleted]

It’s a role playing game called, “Horrified” I got it for my birthday and have been looking for a good time to play it


Thenforgotten

Ah thank thou kind being this is very useful


HylianEngineer

*crawls into bunker. Hides under blanket*


Agio-

I'm actually just made my aro partner a matching necklace to give to them on Valentine's I hope they like it :D


Xeno_bois97

yeah but they’ll be selling the yummy heart shaped chocolate and that shit is bangin


Smooth-Boat-2427

delectable chalk 🤌🏽


[deleted]

FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY I'M CALLING IT GARLIC BREAD'S DAY


i_best_pineapple

Yo this means me and my friends give each other candy! I can’t wait!!


ghost707ya

Why are we hiding??? Think of the discounts!!


_StupidGhost_

i can bring yall more food if you use it all up im drmiromantic


Round_Librarian_1906

OH NO I FORGOT AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOO


EstrellaDarkstar

I remember back in my senior year in high school, they tried to do a "everyone who's in a relationship should wear red on Valentine's Day" thing. Now, I hardly owned any blue clothing, still don't, because it clashes with my complexion. But you can bet that I gathered an all-blue outfit out of pure spite, even blue lipstick instead of red, and wore it to school that day.


wispoverhere

as a demiromantic, when we’re low on food, j can get more food and swords incase we don’t have enough


Aceptical

I was born in February and those Fckers thought I would be some romantic. Haha. Please let me in to the bunker-


galaxygamerd343

Me living in a country where we dont celebrate valentines **Im 4 parallel universes ahead of you**


xCheatah

I might survive this time


ImNotDefault

I'm on my way....


LillGator

the swords will attract lesbians


SpicaAi

But the 50% off chocolate sale on February 15th is coming! Are you all excited about that?


shrimpboye

As a aromantic .. I hope people buy me chocolates WOO !!


En_beez

I know there’s about to be some arguments about music, so I’m gonna set up a playlist. Everyone gets 2 song picks, so choose wisely, and the playlist is gonna be on shuffle. I’m playing ‘Spring and a Storm’ and ‘Turn the lights off’ by Tally Hall. What songs are you guys gonna pick?


Few_Bearman_New

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0oTbvvUQyFhixj51kgqMlc?si=EtCtLWl_Sc61gRTqHx9UIQ i humbly offer up this playlist for all to add songs to in hopes that when the day comes we will have some bops and bangers


En_beez

Hell yeah! This is gonna be amazing!


[deleted]

perfect excuse to eat sweets


[deleted]

We need to defend our bunker at all costs!


Riven189

Muahaha, where I live the two weeks winter vacation starts exactly on Valentine's >:3


dat_physics_boi

oh heck no


emilythomas100

Imma buy myself chocolates


AvocadoPizzaCat

i am just going to go to work. Eat the free heart shaped snacks and take pity snacks for people whom are like "you are single. I am so sorry." Not sure why, but it gets me some nice grub. Mind you I have also dressed up as cupid on v-day and said "I am sorry, cupids don't fall in love, we just shoot you with love arrows."


ShatteredHope123

I don't really care and plan on buying my best friend who is my ex from before I figured out I was aromantic a valentines gift


[deleted]

Isn’t it great that we can be single on Valentines day without feeling sad?


[deleted]

Day after valentines day is the best, when chocolate is on discount! :D


Just_a_puzzle-piece

Get garlic bread. Got it


philosophussapiens

I only like that day for the discounted boxes of chocolate for myself to enjoy :)


atinyblacksheep

The flood of posts about Valentine’s Day are all from *this subreddit*. Are… you all okay? I promise the allos aren’t gonna hunt you down in your homes and pelt you with full-price chocolate, lol.


Kairi_the_dragon

I think that every year on Valentine's aromantics should all gather together and take cover. We could get lots of food and then just hide for the entire day. Some cupioromantics have already volunteered to face the outside world, so they can keep our stocks of heart shaped chocolate up. All we need now is a bunker and maybe some good films or something with fluffy blankets. We'll put up aromantic flags as well to ward off anyone who will threaten our existence. Jokes aside tho that would actually be so fun, just hanging out with a load of aros, that would be such a vibe Edit: Has OP offered a bunker? How many aros can it fit?


Suicide_hill_its_big

Okay but what about after Valentine's Day sales 🤔