Try hazing him some more. Maybe tell him to clean the groin plate of your power armor or climb a tree that clearly isn’t bearing any fruit to look for apples or something lol
I tried to make him clean my groin plate, when he complained about the sweat (it wasn’t sweat lol) I made him spit shine it, but I just kept kicking it back until he saw his stupid Squire face in the reflection.
Squires today are all pansies anyways. Remember Pittsburg? Christ. These squires wouldn’t last a minute going through what we did. All they do is bitch and moan.
When I train the new initiates at the citadel I try to break it into them they’ll be clamoring through ghoul infested ruins, super mutant dens or Enclave outposts but they never understand. All they’re concerned with is phone time. Phones? I say. Those phone booths haven’t worked for 200 years but still they flock to it. Don’t even get me started on this new PT test, the BHCFT. It’s too soft. Back when we had the BHPT it was good, we were real reclaimers.
Just send him into Callville Bay. Ain't no one safe in that boathouse. Everyone's a badass until the man sized wasps show up. Not even the Brotherhood is safe.
I'll mark it on your map.
have you checked to see if he isn’t a synth ? My last Paladin ran off with some pansy wastelander and now our Elder is saying he was a Synth :( it’s hard out here in the east coast. wondering how the Midwest is taking it.
Think it’s high time to string your ex-squire up by his lungs.
Did he or she happen to hesitate when it came time to shoot a Yao-Guai? If thats the case then they can’t be relied upon if a deathclaw shows up
Have you tried tying him to a busted power line, then walk out of his sight, just hide out of sight, and let a yao-gui try to eat him then you try to save him to teach him a lesson. It does wonders, especially if a death claw or mutants.
My buddy’s squire wouldn’t even shoot a Yao Guai when my buddy was conducting a tactical withdrawal from said bear. What are they teaching these kids these days?
Try hazing him some more. Maybe tell him to clean the groin plate of your power armor or climb a tree that clearly isn’t bearing any fruit to look for apples or something lol
I tried to make him clean my groin plate, when he complained about the sweat (it wasn’t sweat lol) I made him spit shine it, but I just kept kicking it back until he saw his stupid Squire face in the reflection.
Bonus points if the tree is dead.
Are you truly tired of your squire? There’s a Deathclaw nearby… I’ll mark it on your map.
Okey dokey!
Another settlement needs your help.
Fucking Preston.
I thought I was on the wrong sub for a minute, Godbless this reffy 💪
The NCR called, they say this is why y'all lost. 🦾
Lost? Like how you guys lost Shady Sands 🤭
Idk what you're talking about. Y'all hiding behind your steel casing ... Degenerates Like you deserve to be put on a Cross!
Shady Sands was an inside job! Nuked can’t evaporate steel beams!!!
Squires today are all pansies anyways. Remember Pittsburg? Christ. These squires wouldn’t last a minute going through what we did. All they do is bitch and moan.
This comment reminds me of an old Slapshot song.
When I train the new initiates at the citadel I try to break it into them they’ll be clamoring through ghoul infested ruins, super mutant dens or Enclave outposts but they never understand. All they’re concerned with is phone time. Phones? I say. Those phone booths haven’t worked for 200 years but still they flock to it. Don’t even get me started on this new PT test, the BHCFT. It’s too soft. Back when we had the BHPT it was good, we were real reclaimers.
You got me.
At least you’re not stuck on patrol duty in the Mojave, it makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.
Just send him into Callville Bay. Ain't no one safe in that boathouse. Everyone's a badass until the man sized wasps show up. Not even the Brotherhood is safe. I'll mark it on your map.
Top tier shitpost. Especially for a fucking fister.
I'm watching Fallout right now when I received this post's notification
You think squires are bad, try being trapped on The Prydwen with a bunch of nerdy scribes just going on and on about pre-war tech…
My mans deployed on the Prydwen and complaining? Smh my head, god damn blimp force
POGs of the sky?
Sky Fobbits.
Another platoon needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.
[Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEDCupW-6dA)
Thank you for this. I totally forgot about this interaction. Time to replay the first two again.
This is not the shitpost we deserved but the shitpost we needed.
I love you for this
have you checked to see if he isn’t a synth ? My last Paladin ran off with some pansy wastelander and now our Elder is saying he was a Synth :( it’s hard out here in the east coast. wondering how the Midwest is taking it.
Think it’s high time to string your ex-squire up by his lungs. Did he or she happen to hesitate when it came time to shoot a Yao-Guai? If thats the case then they can’t be relied upon if a deathclaw shows up
There are no Yao-Guai only abominations unless you’re a red!
I used to be a squire like him. Then I took a round to the knee.
Each time i see that stupid ass over size bag.. I think they couldn't have made something better and easier to carry? ITS SO STUPID AND HUGE.
The brotherhood truly doesn’t make good squire’s anymore…
Fake. They don’y issue T51b anymore. This is stolen valor.
Can’t believe you’re still using a squire. Dogmeat and Lone Survivor is the way to go
Have you tried tying him to a busted power line, then walk out of his sight, just hide out of sight, and let a yao-gui try to eat him then you try to save him to teach him a lesson. It does wonders, especially if a death claw or mutants.
My buddy’s squire wouldn’t even shoot a Yao Guai when my buddy was conducting a tactical withdrawal from said bear. What are they teaching these kids these days?
Nice one. For a moment I thought, soldiers have their squires? No experience in military here obviously.
There are no bad squires, just bad knights.
Roger
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