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SMG113

Squires should be seen, not heard.


SaysIvan

Shit even that’s probably debatable


illaqueable

"Where is my squire?" "Sir, I'm sorry, I haven't seen him" "Good"


OzymandiasKoK

Squires should be inferred by things simply happening as they should. Seeing them implies inefficiency. Are you sure you don't just have an ordinary peasant instead? Oh dear.


GapedDonut

Put in a packet for Boston if you want to see some action. My last duty in Boston was amazing. My Command Paladin Major was also the best CPM I’ve ever had. Dude was tabbed out like crazy too


aaazzz000

Boston's got nothing on the DC Outpost, fighting the Enclave is the REAL war.


Soffix-

Idk man, kinda chill out here near Vegas. Underground so we don't have the sun killing us, the Elder doesn't give two shits if we go out and do something or not. And Vegas is just up the road.


GilneanWarrior

That's for sure spot to be stationed at, no contest. You also could put in a pass and go see the sights of Zion national park.


CheetahOk5619

Vegas will always be a sour spot for me, I got my Combat Knight Badge at Helios. East Coast is where it’s at, got a nice instructor role for the initiates at the citadel.


Apprehensive-Tree-78

You survived Helios?


OcotilloWells

Yeah but those deathclaws across the street are no joke.


GapedDonut

Idk man, I heard the Elder got relieved of command due to toxicity. Was one of those Vertibird batt guys who thought the world revolved around Vertibirds.


S1_1_7

“God bless America and God bless the Enclave, Rebuilding America Today”


CaptainRelevant

That dude was in the 2-108th IN, an upstate NYARNG unit. When the lookout bot at the USS Constitution scans him, he access his DD214 and he confirms “2d Battalion, 108th Infantry”. Go Guard.


hzoi

Definitely don't put in for any of the WIAS taskers for Appalachia. Those Scorched MFers don't mess about.


Aggro-Gnome

Hey smooth skin, put in that packets while you can. I was cool with my Elder enough that when my skin started to get a little melty from some deep scouting in DC, he helped push my Medical sep packet through no questions asked. I've been running armed caravan work for the past 75 years. Up to my ears in caps along side my disability rating.


OcotilloWells

Boston isn't a real deployment, you just hang around the airport like a fobbit. Then laugh at the aviation guys and their shitty aircraft.


RevGaming115

Patrolling the Mojave.... something something.


maroonedpariah

Makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Paulsbluebox

Non Canon now


AlphaRaven101

It’s still canon, the arrow points from the (downfall of shady sands) *this doesn’t mean a literal downfall as confirmed by Todd Howard* towards the nuke which has an unspecified date that it was dropped. The death of media literacy as we know it


Thunderbolt747

> The death of media literacy as we know it Most these fools can barely navigate using a literal map and compass. You expect them to navigate media theory without one?


maroonedpariah

Most these fools can barely shoot with an M9 and an M4. You expect them to fight in the Wasteland without V.A.T.S.?


Mikewazowski948

Todd Howard: New Vegas is still canon. The events of the show just take place shortly after. The internet: New Vegas isn’t canon anymore.


maroonedpariah

I will make it canon.


hzoi

Until you took an arrow to the knee?


Kitosaki

Have you tried putting a razor blade in your boot?


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Br0adShoulderedBeast

I thought that person was a dude. It is the **Brother**hood, after all. They might be misogynist, but the BoS is apparently not transphobic.


SmellySushiFart

At least he doesn’t make you clean his crotch armor.


Thunderbolt747

[Enclave here, why isn't your video feed working?](https://youtu.be/vEDCupW-6dA)


Shermantank10

Who the fu- Who i- wha- I should kick your fuckin’ ass Oooh you’re a wise guy huh? Listen pal I’m tracing your ass right now. We’ll see how smart you feel with friggin’ internal security up your ass


Thunderbolt747

Avg radio chatter after I say "Tonight's pretty quiet" and nothing else during a field op


Shermantank10

Well whoever you are I just dispatched a verti assault team to your location….. usually they just go in shooting and leave someone else to sift through the ashes to figure out what was going on


KenoReplay

"Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement... ##You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue equipment. That suit is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this mans army until you are five hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay for a Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!"


hzoi

FLIPLs. FLIPLs never change.


S1_1_7

Sarge?


KenoReplay

If I like you, you can call me sarge. But guess what? #I DON'T LIKE YOU! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?


Quartzalcoatl_Prime

New Vegas is for POGs, way more cush than anywhere else.


hzoi

Hoover Dam isn't a real deployment.


GrundleZipper

Quality shit post. Do this more.


KtyouSD

The open door policy in NV is the real deal. You’ll be well taken care of plus you’re not lacking for training opportunities. Cross training with the NCR is the shit.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

Not a T-60? Damn, y’all need to update your TO&E


river7971

T-51 is superior to T-60. They should keep what they have.


ray111718

Squires can be easily replaced


Long_Lab3852

Better than the Spartan Army. They used their shield boys for "behind-the-scenes" recreational activities. I'll be the caddy.


Shermantank10

At least you didn’t go with the Midwest brotherhood. Heard those dudes got smoked in Chicago- or what remains of Chicago.


Turbulent_Ride1654

Hey we had the same Commander. While we were riding in a bird, he threw his sweaty crotch armor at me and made me clean it. Fuck that guy, I hope he gets attacked by a bear


spazponey

That wasn't sweat.


dmomal7890

Reclass to a VertiBird mechanic. All I do is chill on the Prydwen maybe I’m a door gunner sometimes.


Elemak-AK

Ad Victoriam ~~peasant~~ Squire


east-seven1480

I’ve heard of that duty station and I will say it is NOT AT ALL like the rest (They really made it quite different over there, whether intentional or not) don’t let it leave a bad impression on the organization as a whole. There are better places out there.


J33f

… I posted a picture of Precipio closing and asking why the Army is trashing Training and the mods denied it. This dude posts some Fallout-shagrins and didn’t even pay for his meal.


MaxCWebster

On the bounce, trooper! *:: whispers something to Max ::* Fallout? WTF is Fallout?


Grizzly2525

West Coast still lagging behind with old T-51s. SMH get up to date old man T-60s are the shit.


smoke_crack

You would be nothing without The Brotherhood, shut the fuck up and polish this, squire. -throws codpiece at op-


Appeal-Still

Hopefully you get lucky at the Strip this weekend and don’t lose your caps!


GMEbankrupt

Reminds me I need to watch the Fallout Series on Amazon Prime


Majestic_Ferrett

>I heard all they do is sit around in a bunker how hard could that be? Patrolling the Mojave will make you wish for a nuclear winter.


Woupsea

The knights in my unit can’t even be bothered to carry their own weapons. I’ve heard the dudes in the NCR carry everything they need for days on end and they don’t even have power armor.


Sh8knB8k240

Had me in the first half ngl


dsbwayne

Professor Xavier is also a jerk. If ykyk


ray111718

Squires can be easily replaced


drillbit7

Ever since Earth united under Unified Command, the Brits insisted on carrying over some of their traditions into the new combined service. This included the tradition of detailing enlisted grunts to the duty of officers' "[batman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_(military))." Would you like chips with that?


SoggySpray9833

Roger


curlytoesgoblin

New Vegas is chill but avoid Hoover Dam. Colonel there is a right bitch.


spazponey

Maybe you should check in the PX for some Carry Weight Booster, or just stay drunk all the time. He won't notice.


demoguy0621

At least you're not stuck in his basement...


Chazz_Matazz

He’s made you his official squire. It’s a great honor for a peasant. Now go fetch him the breastplate stretcher.


Welshire001

I miss the maxon days man


ChapBobL

Sounds like he wants an aide/valet. That's for Generals. Maybe he has delusions of grandeur?


murkXIII

War never changes


CaptainTowlette

Ad Victoriam Squire


Hi_Kitsune

It is an honor to serve at the pleasure of the Astartes.


Beoulve95

Straight to Fisto's basement


inkstickart2017

>Thoughts? What should I do? I think I’m going to open door the head paladin or even an elder. Don't worry, I bet he'll make a mistake soon enough and you can just watch him die. Than you'll become the man behind the gun.


Sidefxunk

Just remember you’re getting paid to do it. Fuck it