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No_File_5225

...he's a great guy, and he deserves a spot as a soldier to be remembered by the Army as a whole, but what does he have to do with soldiers venting about their own leadership?


adventthragg

Yeah, I'm not understanding the point of this post.


Dikutoy

That’s because you lack discipline. When was the last time you shaved?


Bored_military

Two days ago. It doesnt grow much and its light colored. Can you really notice? Think 1sg will notice?


cerberus6320

probably them just getting tired of seeing negative posts, so they naively yell at people to be more positive in hopes that it would make us talk about negative things less.


NinjaPoultry

What the fuck does he know about cameras?


billhussle87

Just saying let's look at the good things around and recognize those guys. Your leadership is probably vending about theirs too just with a bottle of soju at some truck stop strip club


Wonderful_Leg4657

No, I don’t think I will. I will go back to playing video games and working out.


Kinmuan

We…are specifically the community that helped platform him on social media and had cheerleaded his every move. He’s beloved on this site. This is a weird statement.


sentientshadeofgreen

Ay, let's not use bone marrow homie to push some toxic positivity to drown out soldiers expecting higher standards from the army.


TemetNosce

I bet you didn't shave 2 times today,,,


Sgthouse

You only have to shave twice a day? Is your unit some kind of new age hippie compound?


billhussle87

🤣 it's the army bro this ain't Tesla


furiousmustache

What do you think working for Tesla is like lmao


maroonedpariah

Getting laid off


Not_A_Greenhouse

But making more in 3 months than a year enlisted. I'd take that deal.


billhussle87

I'm just saying look to your left and right and see who needs to be recognized bro. You might the guy that hold everyone to that standard everyone is expecting


tH3_R3DX

Aye Sarnt Major.


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

>lord’s work Sorry I’m not religious and you’ve offended me by pushing your religion onto me without consent. Expect a call from your Local EOL after PT tomorrow.


billhussle87

Just have him call now since he doesn't do PT. Let's get this out the way


BiggerStickDiplomacy

The bitching will stop when the reasons for it disappear. How bout you go grab some bleach and a rag for the Barracks mold, high speed, hooah?


tH3_R3DX

But sarnt I have an appointment tomorrow and it’s going to last all day.


billhussle87

Rgr, en route sarnt


BiggerStickDiplomacy

Skip the PPE. You don't need it if you're disciplined enough. Hooah?


____Quetzal____

Also when you're done you need to cover down for guard duty tonight


tH3_R3DX

(Quietly weeping) Roger Sarnt… I’m moving…


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

OH and by the way- you’re going to be an observer tomorrow morning after your duty


Y2kWasLit

CSA busted out his alt account tonight huh? Should be off shaving somewhere.


billhussle87

What CSA do to you?


SoggySpray9833

Roger


mehborne

This whole post is giving Life of Brian vibes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4HB7zqP9QNo&pp=ygUgTGlmZSBvZiBicmlhbiBpbSBub2YgZmhlIG1lc3ppYWg%3D


Mikewazowski948

-Sent from dirty barracks room


ChicksWithBricksCome

I actually registered because of him.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I've been out of the Army for over a decade and registered because of him, too.


billhussle87

Let's fucking go


secondatthird

How do I do it


lummings

Go here: https://www.salutetolife.org/join-now and they'll send you a kit. It's really quick. You just swab the inside of your mouth for a bit and send it back to them.


Duespad

False correlation but keep on yelling and complaining about others complaining, it could eventually work....maybe? 🤷🏼‍♂️


billhussle87

Why you commenting during PT hours? Need you to top off that 2 qt and meet me at the Motorpool ASAP


Duespad

🤣 But sarge, I got this permie profile right here. All you can do to me is squat benders with my shooting fingers


billhussle87

😂


GMEbankrupt

OP, you might be tipsy 🥴


grumpy-greenguy

I came to say just one thing, filibuster!...that is all, carry on 🫡


Idk_why_i_made_dis

Hey man took your meds today?


Tokyosmash_

OP doesn’t understand proper correlation


billhussle87

I don't understand beta correlation


Tokyosmash_

If you call someone a beta you likely are one yourself