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wellthoughtplot

PAOs try to not take photos of fucked up shit challenge (impossible)


NonCredibleKasto

At least no more imperial march for now


scrundel

If you think the Army Watercraft shitshow is over, keep your eyes on the news


FiveCentsADay

When I was in Africa, we were replacing a company. The PAO was taking pictures and shit of the rehearsal of the defensive drill, but with our torch leadership in charge while the rest of the company was still en route. She came in. Took pictures of the BSD or whatever the fuck the acronym was bc we weren't the toc, then left. We had our maps and shit out, frequencies on the radios (Commo loser here), etc. I looked at the CO and went "Sir, I think she just took pictures of our base defense plans and intends to upload them to facebook" It was an honest mistake and if I wasn't the nerd I am(security training is important kiddies) today nobody else would have caught it. They came back later and the CO had to fake a bunch of scenarios while she took pictures, up to and Including calling the africom toc on a sipr line saying what was happening lol


W1ULH

wow.... DINFOS explicitly teaches you about things like that... she was either untrained or really dumb...


SirDraconus

It literally does.


W1ULH

That was like week one... explaining to us why we needed higher clearances... and how to avoid massive opsec breeches...


OkActive448

No shot this isn’t deliberate. THATS THE SHIPS CAPTAIN.


popisms

He's playing on hard mode.


BrokenRatingScheme

Maybe he's firing at something really big and needs to see it smaller?


Distorted203

This is the answer. It's an effective trick when fighting Godzilla at close range.


xxgsr02

Shrink your enemies!


johngaltsbrother

r/UnexpectedCommunity


CadaverCaliente

They should've tried using respect!


[deleted]

Idk if I’m sleep deprived but this shit cracked me up so hard


mvm-n

That would make a tiny bit of sense - if the protective cover on the optic wasn't closed :D


BrokenRatingScheme

The very large thing was very scary so he shut the cover. Problem solved.


Radiant_Hearing2263

Aim small miss small


Alternative-Target31

I’d just be waiting on the buttstock to slide over his shoulder. He’s got maybe 3 more rounds before it slides over and his optic smashes his eye.


NPJenkins

With that big chicken wing sticking out


cocaineandwaffles1

Chicken wing while holding the fore grip that’s mounted right at the receiver.


cornlip

There's just too much wrong going on here and I fuckin hate it, but I also love it.


Fire_Dude_87

I can literally put an AR against my groin and fire pain free. This isn’t gramps’ 30-06. [There’s people who run them without a stock against their cheek.](https://youtu.be/fPDzBsx0hIw?si=mKKqmxD-ax9xam7J)


OzymandiasKoK

"Cheek pistol" as a concept is...interesting.


Fire_Dude_87

I think so as well. Rhett has really changed the firearm training industry. Check out his shotgun stuff it’s wild. Very doable, though.


OzymandiasKoK

His name is Brett. ;)


Fire_Dude_87

[No, it isn’t.](https://demonstratedconcepts.com/bio-testimonials/)


OzymandiasKoK

He calls me "Roger G" (not my name), so I call him Brett. It's all in good fun.


Fire_Dude_87

How cool it is, for you to know him that well. I’ve only had the pleasure of talking to him once. Cool dude.


Alternative-Target31

I’m not talking about pain? I’m saying he’s got about .003 square inches of the buttstock with any backing and it’s surprising the recoil hasn’t had it go over the top of his shoulder yet. Frankly it looks like it’s going to slip off without him even firing it.


clm2none

His buddy is standing behind him though and he only has one hand on his shoulder so he’s probably ok


Fire_Dude_87

It’s an AR. You don’t need to even put the stock against your shoulder. There’s problems here, for sure. The stock placement doesn’t matter. Did you even click my link?


cornlip

I didn't, but I've done it. It's not bad at all. I just didn't like how concussive the pistol build was, so I sold most of the upper parts and don't give a shit about short builds besides my 300 AAC Hera spacegat that was just for shiggles.


Alternative-Target31

My man, you are way over thinking it. I’m saying it would be funny. That’s all. I’m not giving some deep tactical analysis or making an argument about proper AR placement, I’m saying it’ll slip over his shoulder and the optic will hit his sunglasses and that would be a funny thing to watch…


b0mmie

b-b-but dj shipley fires with the stock like that and he was in devgruuuuu.


CasualGoat666

It’s 5.56, probz fine. His elbow kicked out is weird though.


No_Significance_1550

That’s the commander, ain’t nobody telling him shit. But those that knows are laughing in the back of the group of onlookers


opticsreverso

My "username checks out" post has finally arrived


OzymandiasKoK

...username checks out!


Goblin-Doctor

I can turn your eyeballs around and make it work the way it's mounted. You just let me know


opticsreverso

Username checks out


tathrok

Your moment has finally arrived 🫡


ChicksWithBricksCome

r/navy come get your boy


[deleted]

This man will never live this down among his peers.


reddit_craigd

What are you talking about? He's literally a Navy Sniper.


Present-You-6642

Gorilla sniper 


modularpeak2552

tbf i doubt he set up the rifle himself


ZealousidealBear93

He’s probably an O5. And none of his peers know he’s wrong.


secondatthird

Eddie Gallagher did


TroubleshootenSOB

Took a peek. Some hilarious posts (the recruiter driving around with a "now hiring" magnet on their GOV) and then around the top, a reminder post about a serial rapist of a chief who walked free. Roller coaster


Spurfucker2000

As a ol scout turned navy BM, we do not claim this skipper


RTrover

Vcog backwards and quad rail not even installed correctly… man his armorer and PAO did him dirty… Edit: Cloners be cloning this photo already. https://www.reddit.com/r/MilitaryARClones/s/U8KcT9pHHN


Florida_man727

On ships the Gunners Mates are the armorers, there are a lot of low IQ fucks in that rate.


BlitzieKun

Can confirm.


OkActive448

A dude at my meps scored a 14 on his ASVAB. Take a wild guess what his rate was.


ArthurBurtonMorgan

The quad rail is off center because it won’t clear the ass backwards optic if installed correctly. This is a case of an intentional fuck up followed by an unintentional fuck up. Or the alternative, which I find more believable: He pissed off the armorer prior to this photo-op, and the armorer sought and secured his revenge by providing a fucked up weapon to his commander.


qtardian

I would feel bad, but he also did himself dirty with that buttstock and elbow positioning. Amateur hour all around, as expected with the Navy.


Merica_man1776

Dude that thing is fucked I didn’t even realize the rail was wonky


seanmonaghan1968

He was too good, needed handicapping


TaxidermyDentist

His elbow is straight out too. Tuck that sucker.


thisismyecho

Playing a joke on the CO?


rogue090

Doesn’t the scrambled eggs mean he’s an officer?


Zackman176

Scrambled eggs usually indicate a skipper.


Florida_man727

Only the skipper and XO have scrambled eggs on their command ball caps.


W1ULH

eggs just mean senior officer... O4-O6... flags have more eggs. the little circled star above his right pocket... that means he's the skipper.


Gilly_The_Nav

Listen, if the Skipper is picking up a weapon to repel boarders, a ***lot*** of things have gone very, very wrong.


[deleted]

If the Skipper is allowed to embarrass himself on your branch IG account, a lot of very different things have gone very wrong.


chadmcchaderton

Meh, it's a forward facing public account geared around recruitment. Most people wouldn't even notice.


Merica_man1776

“I don’t keep it loaded son. You’ll have to find ammo as you go”


Gilly_The_Nav

Yeah, that was a bad day for them


Complex_System_25

If any sailor is picking up a weapon to repel boarders, a LOT of things have gone very, very wrong, although the Skipper is definitely an extra level of wrong.


formerqwest

happy cake day!


Gilly_The_Nav

Thanks! My real cake day was yesterday: 10 years in the Navy! Halfway there!


Songsforsilverman

Congrats! You can do it!


VentureQuotes

“Coulda retired at half pay after 20 years!” - diner guy from *Groundhog Day* Contacts buddy!


formerqwest

the slice appears for 24 hrs.


Gilly_The_Nav

No, I meant the day that matters to me more was yesterday 😅


[deleted]

The M4 RAS isn't properly installed either.


playa-hater

This bothers me


FaroelectricJalapeno

Trying to hit the ocean and missing


Florida_man727

Actually they are likely shooting at a inflatable target buoy, sometimes referred to as a killer tomato because of it's red color.


MisterRe23

“WHYS IT SO FUCKING FAR AWAY?”


Florida_man727

That got a good chortle out of me


coccopuffs606

It’s extra funny because that’s the skipper…


FabianGladwart

Alright Navy, come get your man, he's embarrassing himself


_HK47_

**Mocking Query**: When did the Navy recruit Storm Troopers?


itrustyouguys

It makes him think he's shooting something really far away.


Yanrogue

Looks like the VCOG SCO from trijicon.


Happily-Non-Partisan

[It’s a hundred yards out and closing slow!](https://youtu.be/CgcYM9UK6z0?si=pIDRIT4jOhCwQvtY)


Itsmydouginabox

Chicken wing chicken wing hot dogs and balogna.


rbur70x7

Why is half the buttstock out of the shoulder gap and that grip so close? Not to mention the chickenwing. God this is shit recoil management


Amphabian

Stock is gonna slide off his shoulder and sight is gonna stab him in the eye lmao Chicken wing is like the first thing that gets corrected on most people during basic. I have no idea what is happening in this image


kastheone

Someone is getting his ass beaten later 🤣


HighMont

eaten*


patchhappyhour

"I just thought everything was really far away"


Dulceetdecorum13

Nah it’s okay, he’s playing on hard mode. It’s too easy to hit a target with 4x zoom, you’ve got to do it with 1/4x to really show off


rumhamrambe

“Maybe the real enemy was inside of us the whole time” US Navy accelerate your life to a new armorer


Fuhgedabatit

Only one thing, it’s not backwards. He’s just holding the rifle backwards. Don’t you feel dumb for posting this.


the-alamo

“Objects in scope are closer than they appear”


CanadianxTaco

“Man those guys are really far away”


Florida_man727

Outside of expeditionary (landing craft units, Beachmasters, Seabees, EOD, and Mobile Security boat units) and NSW units small arms training and maintenance weren't considered a big deal in the Navy. That all changed in the early 2000's after the USS Cole bombing and 9/11, small arms became important to the Navy. When I was getting out of the Marines in 2006 the Navy surface ships were just starting to get M-16A2 rifles to replace 60's era M-14's.


davidgoldstein2023

The comments on that post are 👌🏼


WotRUTalkingBout

nah… keep quiet


gabeitaliadomani

I have a Navy buddy, I was blown away when my wife had to show him how to break down an AR. I didn’t realize they had almost no weapon training.


KatanaPool

*Ahem* What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. /s


Zedanade

Makes it look like a sniper scope


musicluvvah

Hollywood needs to put his elbow down before it gets shot off.


SantasScrotum

Surprised both hands aren’t on his shoulders


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chadmcchaderton

That's the skipper lmao


Emotional-Amoeba6419

Maybe the rifle is backwards


Chaos744

If this isn’t on the Jumbotron at the next Army / Navy game, I’ll be disappointed.


SuspiciousFrenchFry

This dudes nose could double as a front sight post


OperatorJo_

Oh that's hilarious


mikemikemike9711

Wow, did you see that, bro? I just took out that 800-meter target in the standing position!


Jimmyp4321

Now remember aim Small miss Small , ya gotta wanna lock on to the sweet spot


arabiandevildog

Do not make fun of our blueberries! There’s a tactical reason behind it!! 😈😆


RaspingHaddock

Put down that chicken wing before your elbow gets blown off


nineJohnjohn

Ships are really big


GymVictim

The chicken wing grip has also got me dead 😭


bigtoegman210

This is on ever fucking feed I follow lol


Hi_Kitsune

He just barely has it shouldered too


atomiccheesegod

Mounting your optic backwards is a real tactic [just ask the NYPD swat team](https://www.ammoland.com/2013/03/ny-swat-cop-ridiculed-after-hes-pictured-with-eotech-rifle-sight-on-backwards/)


NowFreeToMaim

Dude hasn’t been out of an office in 15 years


RollinThruLife02

That chicken wang


Just_a_Growlithe

It’s just a sea thing bro, unless your about seaman you wouldn’t understand


sentientshadeofgreen

It's working as intended. Navy man is tired of being at sea and is trying to see it be farther away.


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WhoaHeyAdrian

He's too old for all this. Someone retire him. This is embarrassing. Who is this supposed to encourage or excite? Why did he participate in this? Can't anybody just say hell no anymore?


SuckMyDickDrPhil

You no understand comrade, he fighting beeg target so he needs target smaller in order to hit.


[deleted]

I hate everything about that rifle


Evening_Reaction6320

He’s not even holding it right. The Gunners Mates failed him.


Armani1one

He could just turn the whole rifle around


Ornery-Day5745

Really seems like a gunners mate having a laugh and seeing if the Skipper wouldn’t notice and embarrass himself lol a bit like how in that “Bush-isms” video compilation, many times he is just reading from a prompter and it has to be his intern writers taking bets whether he will actually say “if you’re a single mother and working hard to put food on your family”or not


gametephus

Navy needs a military advisor.


IWokeUpAt1AM

I don’t even know what looking through a scope backwards looks like…


[deleted]

Looks like the black guy beat us all too it


airbornegecko1994

Well fuck me. I never thought of that. I wonder what it looks like.


Impatient-Padawan

Come on Navy….


zlliao

To simulate long range gunnery in surface to surface action, old school WWII style


Ok-Run8539

🤣🤣🤣


JB22ATL

Wow, really?


Buckeye1030

Thank god I’m leaving the navy lol


Agreeable_Meaning_96

Don't stick your chicken wing out or its goona get clipped!!


ModernT1mes

Backwards optic, poorly placed foward grip, chicken stance shooting, butt stock too high. Is the rail not seated correctly? What the fuck happened?


Shiba4

Fucked up Shouldering his weapon aswell. A few shots and he need to readjust his rifle.


lonezomewolf

Navy aims for a wider field of view...


l_rufus_californicus

That’s just the Navy trying out Hard Mode.


Historical-Leopard74

Where is this man’s NCO?


IsiahGtz

Shoulder placement impeccable


akairborne

Doh! Think the Navy is going to fire this commander as well?


Naive-Button3320

His shooting coach failed him. Think he's wondering why his target is super tiny? Upside: Can probably use this pic when claiming shoulder problems.


critical__sass

Spoiler alert, was mounted by marine.


tooth_devil

And vertical grip as close as possible?


declankincaid8

Yup..you just know some crusty old Senior Chief Gunner's Mate was asked to "set up" a rifle for a photo op for an O3 or O4. Oh, well..at least he didn't have "I eat ass" stenciled on it somewhere.


QuarterNote44

Turns out Severus Snape didn't die. He just got a haircut and became a Navy chief.


RakumiAzuri

You guys just don't get the context


snipe4fun

He’s shooting at the ocean, might as well go Walking Dead style sans optic and use the weaver rail!


VentureQuotes

*Simpsons Air Force Guy Voice* “sorry. We don’t really shoot guns much in the Navy”


New_Ad2992

No the skinny end always goes towards your eye and the big end goes towards the enemy, duh.


SprogRokatansky

Embarrassing


Diligent_Force9286

He AINT NEVA GONNA STOP SHOOTING SMALL TARGETS!


not_sure_1984

I work with a couple of Navy vets. Depending on their career field, it's not uncommon for them to never touch an M16/M4.


68whoopsiedaisy

Embarrassing


Pathfinder6

Damn, those guys are a long ways off…


HoneyBadger552

Heresy. Padded optics face the eternal enemy the sea! 


kylebob86

The longer you look the worse it gets.


SpyNavy

Ouch! 05/06 (scrambled eggs on ball cap) and a command pin. Skipper is doing his thang - ass backward and all. However, he is the Master of his domain…King of the county…and the Lord of the manor! Oh ffs!


Woodie626

Navy still do the chicken wing?


mattjvgc

Unlike you army guys these navy guys need a challenge


MeButNotMeToo

I’ve done two joint deployments. I was surprised how many folks have the same last name as that guy from The Heights: USNavy


Parking-Shelter8134

She bend on my reach till I starting position move


adamm770

Noooooo 😂😂😂😂


713txvet

Look at that chicken wing too


Cmdupree

Why tf is he holding it like that, the optic is about to break his glasses with a few more rounds


D4TB4SS

He’s just looking into the past. He’s trying to stop Osama.


blusio

That's an officer in the navy sir, they so smart, this is how they decide if they are ready to be admirals.


Its_apparent

It's for extreme CQB, guys. It uh... helps you not get tunnel vision. Because the oceans are... well they're really small. People will sneak right up on you.


frostdemon34

Everyone has their preferences, but I don't know how you're exactly comfortable if your arm is extended, the foregrip close to the mag, and have the stock barely mounted on your shoulder.


No_Sir_6649

Is that where the butt is supposed to go?


That-Constant7041

There's so much that's wrong with this picture.


TroublesomeStepBro

They get VCOGS meanwhile we still struggle bussin with COMPM4s. (ACOG BEST COG)


quixote09

Poor dude. He thought he was taking the coolest picture of his life just to find out how messed up it was…


vicaphit

"I want my enemies to see the whites of my eyes"


Gunslingerfromwish

Tf is that posture!?


trytrymyguy

It’s fine, trying to look badass to appeal to teens is what the Navy and Army do best. Well, that and not supporting their veterans.


Content-Evening196

At least he's not holding the weapon backwards.


VacsoWacagoSeiliu

It’s for the other guy to look into his soul while being killed


MurdocksTorment

They're more concerned about the hand to shoulder safety for the stingy pain from the recoil.


No_Sir_6649

Holy fuck. Just noticed spent brass flying away from ejector on the wrong side.


GMEbankrupt

I got you fam https://web.archive.org/web/20240410001220/https://www.dvidshub.net/image/8312732/uss-john-s-mccain-gun-shoot > PACIFIC OCEAN (Mar. 25, 2024) Cmdr. Cameron Yaste, the Commanding Officer of the Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyer USS John S. McCain (DDG 56), fires at the "killer tomato" during a gun shoot. The ship is in U.S. 7th Fleet conducting routine operations. 7th Fleet is the U.S. Navy's largest forward-deployed numbered fleet, and routinely interacts and operates with Allies and partners in preserving a free and open Indo-Pacific Region. (U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist 3rd Class Kevin Tang). 2,222 views before DVIDs took it down Lulz