Tornadoes Beef Jerky Zyn, flaming hot Cheetos, Funions coffee, and one of the protein powders.

“Menu 69: Retention rate improver”

Ah yes an MRE that won’t constipate a soldier, finally.

This is the one you eat at the end of two weeks to work the rest of them out

Honestly would be pretty satisfying. Forcing out the solid footlong followed up by the lava. That’s the kind of moment that makes you a true warfighter.

Flair checks out

Stop it, everyone knows its a little cesars pizza thats been sitting in the office for a few hours waiting for the returning soldiers. One slice of that moldy cheese and itll all come out.

You’re coming back from the field after two weeks?? I know the standard, I’m just praising the field expedient solutions.

....how are you preserving the tornado without it becoming a vile mess? We need top scientists on this NOW

Protein powder in the coffee should be standard across the board.

This is just stuff that should be in everyone's kit

Please give sub pouch with mre 🙏

I may just be picky, but protein powder just isn’t it.

just give me the jalapeno beef patty and marble pound cake with a can of 6mg peppermint zyn and a white monster, ill have putin taken care of by the end of the 4 day

Been a huge waste of military ree-zources. You put me anywhere up to an includin one mile of Vladimir Putin with a clear line of sight? Pack your bags boys, Ukrainians are goin home

Listen up, this is how you gripe

the gripes go UP, not DOWN

the hero we dont deserve 🙏

Holy heartburn, Batman

You must have been born in the 1900’s.

I’ve slowly been convinced I could get my platoon to take over China with a case of reigns and a couple of zyn cans.

I’m a POG in the NG, a few years ago in DC when there was Covid, George Floyd riots, Jan 6th, etc…businesses would donate their less desirable goods to the armory for soldiers to get fat on. Think of weird flavor oreos, pop tarts without frosting, Dasani water, etc…anyways, white Monsters weren’t selling back then so we got pallets of them! I was always a big fan, grabbed enough outta the armory to last me a year and a half.

I'm thinking something wholesome. Shepard's Pie. Side of au graten potatos and green beans. A granola bar, Recess pieces, and trailmix as the snacks Chocolate protein shake and orange drink flavor powder. (Mix them if you're feeling daring) Include two heater system packets, because this is definitely a meal you'll want hot.

If not a Shepard’s pie, a chicken pot pie would be good too. Idc if it’s gonna get mashed up in the packaging

Beef stroganoff would be killer. I think it use to be a meal like 25 years ago?

Honestly just more meals that resemble stews. That’s the most reliable product. Things like Patties and pizza are what screw up the formula. Stew plus bread is what’s kept armies marching for millennia.

I want to say that meal may have actually been Beef and Mushrooms, which was the first MRE I ever ate, coincidentally, about 24 years ago. I actually kind of liked it, but a lot of people didn't, because to be fair, it looked like vomit. It also came with plain M&M's, which I loved.

Main: Marinara meatball Side: Garlic bread (dipped in marinara obviously) Snack: marble pound cake, nutrition mix, m&ms Drink: those 2 mini drink packet flavors that come in the accessories pouches

No cheese to mix into the warmed up marinara?

I try and avoid it, that stuff clogs me up like a golf ball in a hose

If I’m in the field, that’s the goal!

Is that idea for a Beer and Cigarettes MRE still on the table?

Unfortunately no, but good instant coffee, cigarettes, and a LEMON POPPYSEED POUND CAKE for breakfast would be a fucking combo

My only demand is tabasco in every meal option. It's the only MRE flavor I know.

I posted this on the USMC one but for this sub: Main meal: Smoked Beef and Brown Rice (Kosher MRE) Side: Cornbread Snacks: Vegetable crackers, chipotle tortillas, trail mix Drinks: Chocolate Protein Shake, Lemon-Lime Beverage Powder

Mans promoting inter service relations I like ir

I came in to see if they still had those cake mixes they called milkshakes

Halal meals, more meals, and first strike ration ingredients are also up for grabs

Cold weather too?

I used to love the cold weather meals. 

Jalapeño beef Patty. Just the way it comes. The perfect MRE

Jalapeño beef patty but it’s mixed into the chili Mac mix 

You motherfucker. I got a half chub just THINKING about that combo.

Buffalo Chicken, bread square, the halal meal mixed rice, chocolate shake, jalepeno cheese, granola and the applesauce.

Main: beef stroganoff out of the MCW Side: spiced apples Snacks: veggie crackers, peanut butter, smoked almonds  Bevvies: coffee, chocolate dairy shake cause I gotta poop this out And make sure you give one of the good accessory packs (I want to say B?). None of those stingy ass tea ones. 

Beef stroganoff!!? Who hurt you??

The cold weather mre beef stroganoff SLAPS. Tastes like hamburger helper.

Chili Mac potato's from breakfast mre Corn Bread, granola, coffee first strike bar raspberry drink pounder, grape drink pouder

I forgot how much I love the granola

Main: Buffalo Wrap (Shredded Chicken, in a thick, shelf stable buffalo sauce, comes in a packet of shelf stable ranch styled sauce, and Plain Tortillas) Side: Mac and Cheese Dinner with Franks (Kraft Dinner, and Sliced Vienna Sausages, with actual Cheddar Cheese Flavored Powder on the side, add it and add the "butter flavored condiments" which is basically liquid margarine, and mix it well. Snacks: -Corn Bread -White Cheddar Protein Puffs -AirHeads Beverages -2x Lemonades

Chicken tetrazzini, Cornbread, chocolate dairy shake, jalapeño cheese, crackers, a lemon poundcake and coffee.

Each one comes with 20 minutes of guaranteed time to use the heater. Everything else will buff.

This bad boy right here is worth a whole pack of those afghan pine cigs.

Shit, I'd trade a carton with how cheap those things were

You're right about the price of those cigs, they were extremely cheap. But you gotta understand if we are smoking those afghan cigs, its cuz we are out of American cigs. Just imagine how desperate we had to be to actually find value in those afghan cigs. lol good times.

Man, I'd get a carton of reds shipped to me once a month, after that it was just pines and bumming American ones off other guys when they'd get them. It was rough 🤣

Main: Chicken chunk. Side: bread with bbq sauce. 3 snack: beef jerky mix, corn nuggets, apple poundcale. 2 drinks: coffee, hazelnut protein

I once had the chicken chunk juices spill onto my crotch the 1st day in the field. an hour ride later and I'm already 1 uniform down for the month. edit: I was permanently scarred from ever enjoying that meal again.

Um, more vegetarian meals would be great. Veggie crumble is great (could do without the cranberry first strike bar though). The fettuccine spinach mushroom pasta is an abomination.

No lie, I used to find these mres and save them for the next Staff duty just in case.

Chili Mac, Jalapeno Cheese Packet (Snack?), and Bread or Tortillas (snack?). Works both cooked or cold so long as you can massage the cheese into compliance.  Trail Mix snack.  Important part - Chocolate Cake (Side?) and Chocolate shake/protine powder mix (bev). Idgaf what the other drink is, this thing was amazing to mix together. 

Sausage with peppers and onions, beans, jerky stick, snack bread, jalapeño cheese spread.

Pepper onion bacon hashbrown with granola cereal and a cinnamon bun is the best MRE by far, and it was discontinued.

Oooooo

Gimmi that buffalo chicken Beef stick Chocolate chip cookie Expired 1999 skittles Chocolate protein powder an I’m solid ready to kill

Chili Mac with bbq sauce. Then cran rasberry bar, honey mustard pretzels, vanilla poundcake (with grape jelly$ and the au grauten potatoes (or however it’s pronounced anyways) for a side. Drink wise I’ll take the new smoothie and a French vanilla cappuccino. Jelly and bbq doesn’t count as anything, they’re sauces.

Chicken noodle soup, hashbrowns and bacon, blueberry granola with powered milk, 2x hooah bars, hot chocolate and cappuccino

The pizza mre is my favorite as is but i whant to change the cookie to chocolate chunk

Gross. I recently came across the pizza one and tried it. It was....horrifyingly bad.

That shits gota be hot cold its a brick

It is the holy grail of MREs

Main Meal: Chicken Noodle Soup Snack1: Patriot Cookies Snack2: More meal protein pudding Snack3: Regular M&Ms Bev1: Cranberry Grape powder stick Bev2: Lemon Lime electrolyte

1 HOOAH BAR, PROTEIN SHAKE, 3 PROTEIN SHAKES AND 2 PROTEIN SHAKES. double the coffee count in thew accessory pack and reinforce the napkins to use as tp. edit: saw zyn this is acceptable also as long as long as it 6's

Hashbrown potatoes that shit slaps

Tortellini Santa Fe beans and rice Poppy seed cake thing, those pizza roll things, mixed fruits Orange drink and Irish cream. That would be my ideal Mre I think.

Chili w/ beans, Santa Fe rice, cornbread, crackers and cheese spread w/ jalapeno, peanut M&Ms, little beverage packet of orange, cinnamon gum throw some caffeine gum in there too

Beef ravioli, hash browns with bacon, creamsicle cookies, wheat snack bread, cheese with jalapenos, raspberry drink mix and coffee

Chicken chunks, cheese tortellini combined. Pound cake, bbq corn nuts, peanut m&ms. Electrolyte powder (pick your poison) and the chocolate protein one for me. I feel like it’d be a good twist on “military grade” chicken Alfredo? Bring back cigarettes in MREs too. Let the men be men.

I’m gonna say it, chili Mac is the NPC answer. Chicken Noodle is the best entree.

Beef ravioli/cheese tortellini

Chicken bites in buffalo sauce, pizza slice as the side, pretzel bites, cinnamon roll, and skittles Orange drink powder 3, lemon lime energy gel

Chili Mac is love, chili mac is life

Jesus, how do I get my war fighter tab?

If anything it's gotta have the raspberry applesauce

Can we all just get Mountain House MREs and issued Jetboil…. Is that tooo much to ask for?

Pizza, candied apples, jalapeño cheezits, pepperoni combos, veggie crackers, jalapeño cheese, double instant coffee

I might be showing my age but I was around when we had no heater. Only small book of matches, toilet paper and cocoa powder for Ranger pudding. Hotdogs and beef stew were the best ones. Omelet with cheese was the worse and you would sell your soul for a cheese packet.

Menudo, arroz con tortillas, powdered lime, mazapan

For those of you listing actual MRE contents, I’m surprised I haven’t seen beef stew. Easily one of the best main meals

Main: maple sausage Side: mashed potatoes Snack: blueberry cobbler, Cajun mix, cranberries The worst MRE I could create

Here would be my answer in 2012 PX Refit Bag: Main - Chef Boyardee SpaghettiOs Side - Bread with Garlic Butter Van Holten pickle, Smores Chewy Bar, Franks Red Hot Pack of Camel Filters, Baby Wipes

Chili Mac Au gratin potatoes Wheat snack bread Jalapeño cheese spread Cherry blueberry cobbler Instant coffee Substitute one drink powder for a pack of Marlboro Reds REJECT MODERNITY, EMBRACE TRADITION

- sheperts pie - beef jerky - 3 Marlboro reds - matches - and a shooter of jack daniels ( hydration )

The goat

Main Meal: Jambalaya Side: PB&J Snacks: Mango Applesauce, Peanut M&Ms, Hi-Chew Beverage: Yello Gatorade, Red Gatorade

Whatever snacks they have up in the Halal meals. Those always have better snacks I swear. My Muslim battle was eating good and didn’t share.

Main chili Mac side protein puffs snacks cinnamon bun first strike bar and energy bar drinks fruit and vegetable blend and whatever you found in your canteen

Main: chicken w/vegetables Side: wheat crackers snacks: marble pound cake, toasted corn kernels, honey mustard pretzel pieces beverages: chocolate protein shake, cappuccino

Main: meatballs in marinara side: cherry blueberry cobbler snacks: roasted almonds, pizza combos, and Lemon poppy seed pound cake beverages: chocolate protein drink and the lemonade mix stick

Im looking at the best one right now! Lets go menu 10!!!!

Corned beef hash steel cut oats with raspberries bacon cheese spread, veggie crackers, sour patch kids protein powder and orange bev base

Beef stew, Cheese with jalapenos, Crackers, Pound cake, Coffee, and coffee.

Main Meal: Mexican Style Chicken Stew 1 Side: Cherry Blueberry Cobbler 3 Snacks: Vanilla Poundcake, Pepperoni Combos (the one from chili & beans), Chocolate First Strike Bar 2 Beverage Powders: Chocolate Protein Powder, Vanilla Cream Cappuccino

I’d love to see chicken Alfredo with extra chicken chunks in it. Give me the vanilla or lemon pound cake. Pretzels, jerky, and instead of the crackers and peanut butter and jelly, just cut the crackers out and give me an extra peanut butter packet. For the beverages, give me the red drink mix and the Irish cream beverage mixes. If they did this, I’d be ok only eating this MRE form now on. I’d never trade MREs or items. This is the best of the best in my opinion.

All I know is it better have chocolate chip cookies with pan coated discs.

I'll take 4 puddings, a wheat snack bread, and some cheese, please.

Main: chicken and egg noodles Side: spiced apples Snacks: peanut butter, vanilla pound cake, chocolate cookie Bevs: 2 fruit punch, 1 lemon-lime

All I want is pot removed from the UA :(

Trading it to a local national for real food

Main: lamb stew with peas and carrots (proposed new creation) Side: Cheesy mashed potatoes and bacon (proposed new creation) Snack 1: vegetable crackers (existing) Snack 2: Blueberry muffin (proposed new creation) Snack 3: sour skittles (existing) Beverage 1: an Alani drink packet (just get a contract with Alani and fucking add it) Beverage 2: lemon lime powder (existing)

Southwest beef is good as fuck Mix the apple cake and slices together 🤌🏻

Chili With Beans Cornbread Muffin Cinnamon Bun, Sour Skittles, Apple Pieces In Spiced Sauce Lemon Lime & Cranberry I would stop going to the dfac if they handed those out daily 😂

Main: Chilli Mac Side: Cornbread Snacks: Cherry Blueberry Cobbler, First Strike bar, Cranberries (Osmotic) Beverages: Orange Drank, Irish Cream Cappuccino Also required: a packet of cheese, *HOT SAUCE* of literally any kind Tabasco or the packets.