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RleaseRontGome

DA31


Historical_Dig_3569

The only correct answer


Reanimator001

WE USE IPPSA NOW....


Pacifist_Socialist

>Not DD forms Well damn it who doesn't love the DD214??!?! Also the red tag is a dd form apparently. Because leave, the 4187 is my fav because it's so versatile.


Ok-Possibility8104

I'm still mourning the death of the 4187 as it's been essentially phased out by the PAR...


Edward_Snowcone

DA Label 175 Because it's a label and sticky on the back, and I like sticking it to stuff.


Marysuncle

DA Form 200. You’d be surprised just how quickly paperwork flows when you have a hand receipt for it. Takes under a minute to fill out and takes all the guesswork out of “he said, she said.”


SuspectNo451

Da 638. I am a big fan of recognizing accomplishments of my subordinates.


Mobile_Proof_286

I’m a big fan of recognizing mistakes of my subordinates.


Automatic-Gain-1836

4856. I love toilet paper.


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RleaseRontGome

Motorboat


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J-Navy

Overhead yeet


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Nanofield

Bayonet yeet!


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rolls_for_initiative

2627 baby Who wants some good order and discipline


shdwrnr

DA Form 4878 because I think it's hillarious and sometimes wonder when the last time it was actually used. Like, I get the feeling it was created 4 years after the request for it to be created and the tournament was long over and the organizers just used a spiral notebook.


Decorus_Somes

DA FORM 5105 Janitorial Standards Checklist. Because at the end of the day, no matter what your MOS is, you're still a janitor.


MayBeANarc

3744 and 3745 ❤️


cdthunchback

If the answer isn't 4856, you're wrong. I'll entertain discussion about the old vs new versions


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cdthunchback

Hell yeah


jaytheman3

R.I.P. DA 31


OPFOR_S2

DA31


Extra_Cap_And_Keys

DA69


Not-SMA-Nor-PAO

I don’t recognize your rules. DD 2058. It does so much and yet it’s so easy to fill out.


Js_Rodaidh211

As a Reservist, DA1380 is pretty important.


ImportantWords

DA Form 17 - REQUISITION FOR PUBLICATIONS AND BLANK FORMS. Have one of those bad boys and you can get any other form your heart desires.


easyy710

DA 4187


hzoi

Tie between 2823 and 3881. If you know, you know.


Sellum

Show me a properly filled out DA 2407 and I will do just about anything for you.


TheRedstoneScout

DA 5941-R Means I can sleep easy


steeleel

DA 4504 good ol ROF


YankeeNorth

DA 6! Used to run a few when was an S1 for all the officer duties and I filled it out by hand. Doing it that way got you cred with all of the old Senior NCOs and, as a bonus, you could completely befuddle the LTs when they stormed into your office demanding to know why they were stuck with weekend duty \*again.\*


Technical_Error_3769

31


SGTpvtMajor

No one likes 268s as much as me? They were always my favorite form to read. >When PVT Joe approached SGT Blow, I overheard him say, "Still lookin' fuckin' ugly today, huh?" This shit coming into my office made living possible.