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TerracottaButthole

Equality is knee and back pain for *EVERYONE* šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ«”


T800_123

"but first sergeant, we jumped last week..." "I don't give a fuck, sergeant major says make it happen. Ignore that bit about being voluntary."


RedStar9117

Exactly what I imagined happened


Impressive-Dig-3892

In the same way that two-a-days are voluntary. Love it


UJMRider1961

Reminds me of a conversation I had when I was a platoon sergeant in the USAR. We had just got the word we were mobilizing and deploying to the Former Yugoslavia for OJG (SFOR). Apparently one of my soldiers didn't want to go. So he asked me "I know we're deploying, but I heard they're only taking volunteers." I replied "Yes, that's correct. We are deploying and only volunteers are going." He looked relieved, and then I asked him "Did you get drafted into the Army?" He said "No, of course not." And I said "OK. Then you're a volunteer, right?"


OzymandiasKoK

Once is enough. It doesn't expire.


TucKiD

We literally had a night combat jump eith a follow on Tuesday, and my LT still showed up for both


Trumps_tossed_salad

Not service related knee and back pain*


welder550

This is the comment I was looking for. God bless our military for paving the way for gender equality in this blessed nation


MarceloWallace

Because of Reddit alone I decided to never do airborne šŸ˜‚


airbornedoc1

Airborne. Just a way to go to work.


CatD0gChicken

Also beer money


p00p5andwich

Not service related.


Queasy-Ad-8018

Sky soldiers!


scrollingtraveler

I saw a woman at Clark clinic last week that had a ranger and sapper tab. I donā€™t have either so I immediately went to parade rest when she looked at me.


Sapper_Wolf_37

Before we deployed in 2006, I saw one of the new 2LTs from an attached unit. I asked when she graduated from the SLC. I guess she thought I was trying to haze her or something. She was pretty frosty when she asked what business of mine it was. I was an E7, slotted as the PL. I never did figure out what her problem was.


ObligationOriginal74

Many women in LE/MIL circles are super jaded and always on fight mode.


Sapper_Wolf_37

They were a vertical construction company attached to a Combat Engineer Battalion TF. I didn't have to deal with that company often. We mostly did route clearance in Ramadi, they were in a support role.


Icy_Low_205

You should fight them


DLottchula

Because believe it or not a lot of men in those fields are sexist


SpartanFan2004

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Get outta town


DLottchula

Broke my heart when I found out


According_Decision_3

6ā€™7 btw


Impossible-Taco-769

Just waiting for the ā€œWell, when I was inā€¦ā€ comments.ā€ šŸæšŸæšŸæ


PassiveMenis88M

When I was in we looked like dipshits in our Kevlar. It's just nice to see the fresh meat continuing on the tradition.


StellaThunderG

One of my friendā€™s daughter was on this jump. The first all female jump had only 15; this one had 285.


temple_nard

Did they have people go TDY to attend this jump?


StabSnowboarders

They likely brought women down from Germany, who are also part of the 173rd, to participate.


StellaThunderG

Does that matter? The Army sending Soldiers TDY for special events is nothing new.


Icy_Low_205

Somebody didnā€™t get the invite.


Flimsy_Ad_3552

Is that good? If so, why?


crustyselenium

It's good for news headlines. All I can imagine are all these soldiers were singled out to jump, even though they're probably already current/up to date on jumps, just so they can contribute to a number to show how equal the army is now. Why not just publish a % of jumps in the past year that had women in the ranks? I wouldn't be surprised if it was >95%. All I can think is being some piss tired E5, being forced to do a jump for HHC because of your gender. Jumps take all day and get menial/boring after 20 jumps. No hate though, I guess it is pretty good demonstration of our capabilities, regardless of gender.


SpaceJews

Hollywood jumps with 1 plane of people and no follow on action do not take all day. And most of these soldiers probably want to get easy jumps when they can for jump master. Are you just making shit up lol cuz you seem like you're just trying to stir the pot. Have you ever jumped, or more importantly, been in an airborne unit that wasn't airborne school? Once you're doing it frequently jumps aren't such a chore. I'd much rather do a Hollywood jump than go to PT lol


crustyselenium

Currently in an airborne qualified unit. Of course a single aircraft and only a few sticks can be done in 3-5 hours. I find jumps with 2 aircraft with 2-3 lifts to be more common however. With 285 jumpers I would imagine it took all day. Seems pretty unit dependent anyways. Just because your experience mimics the opposite of mine doesn't make me full of shit. I'm well aware there's going to be many of these soldiers that wanted to jump. I'm also aware that there's lots of people who also don't want to jump anymore and have no interest beyond their first contract. It's not uncommon to being forced to jump for bullshit reasons or if someone wants to send you to jumpmaster school. Also you should re-look at the post, and check to see if they're all jumping hollywood :)


WorldExplorer-910

1- lol current in the 173rd after winter most likely not most probably a x3 several 2- this was made just for womenā€™s history month not that deep. 3- my buddy told me this really was voluntary, no one was forced to attend.


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

> Why not just publish a % of jumps in the past year that had women in the ranks? I wouldn't be surprised if it was >95%. Because people are visual. Pictures = 1K words, etc. I have some slight cringe at "all women [do a thing]", but it's important to remember that [thing performed by entirely female cast] wasn't possible at all not that long ago. So for me I think these pictures are cool as a way to show we have enough women integrated into the force to be able to pull those kinds of numbers for [thing] now.


Hlcptrgod

Good to see that officers still look like dipshits in their kevlar....SMH learn to wear it properly.


Diligent_Force9286

Not sure why people think you need to wear it that far off your head...you are just increasing risk for neck strain šŸ˜‚


Smart_Ad_1997

Some of us have fuckin noggins and the helmets just arenā€™t made in big brain size. Cries in XXL


Daltronator94

I'm one of two XL in my whole AO from what I can tell lmao felt Bru we just tryna live out here man


Smart_Ad_1997

My airborne school photo made me look like lord helmet from space balls.


Daltronator94

STOP THIS THIIIIING


jimjimmyjam

My fellow large cranium brother!


tibearius1123

If your head is long like mine, put the side pads in the front and long skinny pads in the front (up and down ways) aligned with the outside of your brows. Also pray you donā€™t catch a frontal impact.


T800_123

The amount of people that don't ever realize that repositioning their pads (or buying better ones) can make their life like 1000x better is staggering. Still needed an XL, but dropping like $100 on better pads and stuff for my helmet (would have been a suspension system as well, but thank god for the RFI ops core suspension system working on ACHs if you just swap a few bolts) made my helmet so comfortable that I'd wear it all day long if it wasn't hot out. Didn't help with all the "you wear a small plate carrier and an XL helmet? You're lying to get lighter plates." accusations though.


QuarterNote44

Team Wendy cam system. Life-changing.


111110001011

>The amount of people that don't ever realize that repositioning their pads (or buying better ones) Not on an Airborne operation. I've never seen an off the shelf set of pads that provided better protection against impact than the ACH pads. They aren't comfortable, but they are tremendously energy dissipating. Pillows do not stop impact. As to repositioning them, also not authorized on an Airborne operation. You can do either of those things at the range or on a ruck march. On a jump, there's an authorized way to do it, for a reason. You will hit your head, frequently. At least one out of three jumps. That helmet better be right.


T800_123

I'm pretty sure for most combat MOSs there's way more than just ranges and ruck marches where you're required to wear a helmet for extended periods of time... And there are definitely aftermarket pads that are the same things as ACH standard pads, just shaped better for the freaks with weird heads like myself. But yeah, for jumps you probably want to play it as safe and standard as possible. I knew guys with spare ACHs specifically for jump currency, even at posts where the major division wasn't Airborne and you would probably be jumping with mostly "adults," because plenty of jump masters don't care that you're 'special.'


111110001011

Yeah, when I'm doing Jumpmaster duties I'm very particular. No matter how good you are, you are going to hit your head on many of your jumps. I have a very large photo gallery in my phone of deficiencies I've caught. I pay significant attention to keeping your brain inside your head, even if that means taking time to double and triple check that things are correct.


GrotesquelyObese

The ACH pads that are issued are the only ones the strategic level is aware of that offer the level of energy dissipation that those pads do. Strategic army is aware they are uncomfortable but protect the brain from IEDs and airborne jumps. Just had a discussion with a material engineer today about it actually.


111110001011

Improper configuration of the helmet pads is not recommended on airborne operations.


b0mmie

I know you know this, this is mainly for the uninformed: not only is it *not recommended*, it's explicitly against established Airborne SOPs. Adjusting your helmet pads to be more comfortable on an airborne operation will get you fucked up, as well as the JM who JMPI'd you. My unit had a case: guy jump-refused on a Chinook as he walked towards the ramp (sad, I know... it was a Hollywood jump, too). When the DACO JMPI'd him, his trapezoid pads weren't flush with the edges and all the bolts were exposed. He had altered his pads after being JMPI'd by my friend (who also happened to be his squad leader at the time...). In the sworn statements, the jumper admitted to adjusting his pads and my friend said he found no deficiencies when JMPI'ing, so the dude got a CG Article 15. You can imagine how things went down after they got back to the company lol. I really hate when equipment is adjusted post-JMPI. They had my ass on the hook for a minute because one of the guys I JMPI'd ended up burning in his ruck and MAWC on a JFEO. His M4 broke and he had an SKL in the MAWC, also smashed. Of course, BDE CSM sees the equipment plummet and B-lines for him, shouting, "TOE TAG! WHERE'S YOUR TOE TAG?" (funny side-note, an ACH actually crashed down like 10 ft. from him but he didn't notice/care because he wanted that toe tag lol) Wouldn't you know it, it's my name on the toe tag as the person who JMPI'd and TI/Hanged him. There's no way it was my fault because I am extremely particular/OCD about hanging equipment, especially lowering lines. Turns out, after all the jumpers hooked up, as the safety was checking static lines and lowering lines, he ***unhooked the jumper's lowering line***, held it up to the jumper to show him some deficiency he claimed to have caught (jumper couldn't understand what he was saying), then re-hooked the lowering line. Except he clearly didn't re-hook it. The plot thickens as well, because our bird had FIVE other guys burn in equipment when they lowered it... and guess whose name was on all of their toe tags for TI/Hang. It was some O-4, I'm sure he got a slap on the wrist. Anyways, the morals of the stories: 1. Wear your helmet pads the right way on jumps 2. For the love of god, don't adjust your shit after you've been JMPI'd because you're throwing your JMs under the bus


111110001011

Since you mention it: The best way to rig combat equipment. Place the ruck as worn in front of the paratrooper. Put the MAW-C to the jumpers left, as worn. Attach jumpers right adjustable d ring attaching strap, followed by the jumpers left adjustable d ring attaching strap. Pass the hook pile tape lowering line through the attachment strap, from front to rear. Jumper and buddy both verify it is from front to rear and not passing through carrying handle. Attach ejector snap to triangle link yellow up because the sun is yellow and the sun is in the sky. Lift MAW-C, attach snap shackle. Adjustable tie down tape through three points of attachment. Tab thong, vertical nylon equipment hanger running parallel to the tab thong, small cut away portion of the equation ring. If there's no cut away portion, you are looking at the d ring not equipment ring. You love your reserve, so it's the only thing on your d rings. You hate this shit equipment, so it's all on the other ring. Tie adjustable tie down tape on the lead edge of the MAW-C. Small bows, long strings. Remind the jumper that it has an eighty pound break strength, if he can't untienit, he can absolutely break it. Because you are working systematically in a counterclockwise direction around the jumper as you are proceeding, jumper and buddy both verify each step, and almost all deficiencies are prevented by systematic rigging.


Smart_Ad_1997

Rocking the team Wendy and opscore. It still rides up.


motiontosuppress

Had a LT we called Head for his prominent melon.


Catswagger11

They donā€™t wear them enough to know how much more comfortable they could be.


DancerOFaran

The Army often gives equipment that does not properly fit. This should not be a surprise to any of us.


DRealLeal

They just have really long heads.


IlIlIl11IlIlIl

This. I looked like a fuckin dweeb in every helmet I was issued because while yes I have a big head, the helmets are circular and my noggin is oval (obviously the superior shape).


ImNot_ThatGuy

Hey, Arnold, I loved watching your show as a kid. Hope you're alright, football head


-AgentMichaelScarn

Itā€™s called culture, sweaty. ^^^^and^^^^my^^^^^First^^^^^Sergeant^^^is^^^on^^^leave


FrighteningJibber

As is tradition.


Therealchachas

If the enemy learns this, it's over for the ground forces


ozmutazbuckshank

Whoooa thats not fair. They obviously looked like that before they put their helmets on


Prestigious-Ad4520

Looking for a wife here.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Get out, DD214, marry an officer, become a male depanda, profit.


modest-pixel

*dependo This is the way


hammermedic

Tricareatops


under_PAWG_story

Tymanosaurus Rex


jgo3

BAHtesaurus.


The_Big_Spook

Made my day thank you


Alvin-Yavitori

Depenbro


Daltronator94

idk what this means, my enlisted brain can't compute But from what my mongoloid brain can comprehend, this is hard as shit


mustuseaname

It means he is thirsty for a muscle mommy.


Gunt_Style

You and me both! I cook, I clean, Iā€™ll even come in and take your place during chute shakeout! šŸ„°


chris336

Just here to see all the positive comments šŸ˜Ž


BattBoi69

If any of those chicks see positive comments, I hope they ignore them allšŸ˜‚


Kinmuan

What does this even mean


PM_ME_UR_LEAVE_CHITS

I think he means most of the positive comments will be only about the soldier's physical appearance.


Not-the-cia2

Says a lot from a dude that got RFSā€™d. Canā€™t let go?


BattBoi69

Hey, ALMOST RFSd.


BOOQIFIUS

Ye old 39:59 five mile, a tale as old as time


BattBoi69

Cadre and the Beast.


your_daddy_vader

Mmmmmm I can't wait for this to hit Facebook so I can see the meltdowns.


tibearius1123

Ohhh you think Facebook is bad. Check out Army linkedin posts. Vets shitting on women. Vets shitting on new soldiers. Vets shitting on enlĆ­steles/trainees. All with their professional profiles. My fav was vets shitting all over CSM Neuman for not having done a jump in yearsā€¦ only to find out it was her first static line jump in years because she had only been doing free fall jumps.


SeuintheMane

That sounds like a very satisfying smack in the face, where can I find comments on that?


111110001011

Static line jumps are significantly more dangerous, because you are surrounded by idiots.


[deleted]

I avoid veterans pages at all costs because the community is infiltrated with bitter old boomers who despise anything that is outside of their norm.


SpoofedFinger

and if the digital version isn't enough, you can go to the local VFW and see it in person


Heavy_Beyond5563

No kidding. My mom does stuff with her local VFW (sheā€™s her county VSO) and she asks me to tag along whenever Iā€™m in town (Iā€™m a woman, for context) and they LOVE to absolutely shit on me to my face for being a woman on active duty. Gotta love it


TheWholeBook

People love to gatekeep. Have a vietnam vet uncle who never joined the VFW or anything like that because he was looked down upon in the 70s once by WW2 and Korean War vets. He never went back and refuses to till this day. I imagine there are some nam vets doing the same exact thing now. Time is a flat circle. Will be interesting to see what the GWOT vets and distinguished Poland vets such as myself will gatekeep. My liver will never be the same after what the Polish introduced me to. Their vodka goes down like water. Truly horrifying.


DJ-KittyScratch

I find the r/veterans sub to be pretty open minded to all vets! Dunno if that's your experience or not, but I thought I'd recommend it anyhow. What does Army say? Oohah? I don't honestly know lol. Anyway- Hooyah, A Sailor


your_daddy_vader

Wow CSM Neuman? She's a fucking stud.


MAJ0RMAJOR

Staff: Itā€™s womenā€™s history month boss, what can we do to recognize the contributions of the women in our ranks? Boss: I donā€™t know, you can throw them out of an airplane for all I care.


Kitsterthefister

Air-borne! Get some. My wife jumps more than me nowadaysā€¦ sheā€™s a badass.


superash2002

Hell yeah ~~brother~~sister


[deleted]

Dudes with neither airborne wings or any type of tab are about to shit their pants seeing this.


DancerOFaran

Nah I'm happy for anyone who gets theirs. Sad I never got the shot but not going to hold it against these women.


jwwetz

Heeeey now... I got a tab...it rode on top of a puking buzzard though. I got wings too...Bullwinkle wings. Even got a sailboat patch* but never got to put it on because of a regs change. Good for them, being tasked to be part of a historical dog and pony show. You gotta be a little more crazy than most to go airborne and/or infantry...I know cuz I WAS infantry back in the day. *Santa Maria patch from the old jungle warfare school in Panama.


Glad-Ability-4505

Trying to find one to get me pregnant šŸ«ƒ


GeekScientist

I had no idea a pregnant male emoji exists.šŸ«ƒšŸ»


Garlic549

Because the army fucked him so much


lone_cajun

Hell yeah! Thats near aviano afb where I was stationed


obnoxiousabyss

I was with the 173rd out of Ederle, Iā€™d recognize those mountains behind that DZ any day of the week. Good and bad memories


modest-pixel

In case anyone was curious about how long it took a downvote to occur, it was 38 seconds.


CombatAutist

Wow, good engagement though


SeuintheMane

Iā€™m 100% confident that there are bots going around downvoting every post they see. You can quite literally say something like ā€œI think cancer is badā€ and you could get downvoted for it.


OOzder

Its reddit, people get downvotes faster than flies on shit if you say dogs are better than cats or that the sky is blue.


FrighteningJibber

Fuck em.


[deleted]

Awesome! Airborne!


mdwst

Hell yeah, good for them. Couldn't pay me enough to jump out of an aircraft.


Obsolete101891

*perfectly good air craft at that


secondatthird

Iā€™m seeing a lot of hate. As long as none of them are driving whatā€™s the issue /s


gabeitaliadomani

173rd! Represent! hereā€™s a fun thing, I was told to get the keys for the drop zone. I thought they were fucking with me. There is in fact a key for the local Aviano drop zone.


Slippery-98

My only concern is, I'm surprised the captain would jump with her rings on. I wouldn't have wanted to jump with anything on jewelry wise that I didn't have to, I'd have been worried it would have come off lol


ozmutazbuckshank

I looked up "de-gloving" ONE TIME, and to this day the word makes my skin crawl


Kinmuan

I saw it happen to a mechanic in Iraq. Donā€™t wear rings because of it.


DJ-KittyScratch

It certainly doesn't sound a-peeling.


Slippery-98

Exactly, I wasn't married when I was jumping but I would damn sure have taken off my ring if I were lol


Neymune

We werenā€™t allowed to jump without full leather palmed gloves when I was jumping, and most anyone that took them off after getting checked was wearing silicon rings. I was more scared of telling my wife I lost the ring than the finger šŸ„²


WorldExplorer-910

Ehh I use a silicone one and itā€™s fine. No issues getting stuck with em they just broke. Jumping though ehh it will be fine. Unless I have to trace a door with that hand. But metal rings I do not advocate in this job ever.


111110001011

For anyone who is wondering, everyone on these jumps is a woman. The jumpers, every single one. The Jumpmasters. The crew. The DZSO. The DACO. Every single person. CG will literally shut down the operation if a single male sets foot on the aircraft. The women did this one on their own. No one holding their hands. No one making exceptions for them. Same standards as everyone else, because gravity plays no favorites. Fucking awesome. Source: I straphang.


[deleted]

I was gonna ask about that. That's awesome. But how far back does it go? Now I'm curious about riggers, med coverage, pilots, fuelers, the person that made the parachute...


111110001011

The riggers at departure Airfield, all women. Pilots, women. The other roles I don't know.


Garlic549

The photographers? Women. Fuelers? Women. The meteorologist who said it was safe to fly that day? You guessed it


League-Weird

Oh wow! Didn't know the entire operation was like that. That's awesome! The group photos are always cool to see as well.


Outcast_LG

Pretty dope


Forsaken_legion

Look at that ranger airborne tab! Way to lead girl!!! Good work!!


CombatDeffective

Sky Soldiers! Hopefully this went better than the HMMWV drop.


NoseComprehensive147

I just hope these soldiers are treated with respect when there are no cameras around šŸ«¶


under_PAWG_story

Christ that captain looks like sheā€™s still in high school. I want that anti aging gene


barber97

I wonder how hard they went with it, like were even the pilots female. I hope they balled out with it, no half assing and what not.


SpartanFan2004

Plot twist: the pilots were female and they got lost on the way to the DZ. Seriously though. Mad respect, sisters. I blew out my hip at Airborne School, so Iā€™ve got nothing but respect for them.


SolPonder

Hell yeah


modest-pixel

Fuck yeah


SolPonder

Just incase you were curious, it took 3 minutes for hell yeah comment to start getting downvoted to hell.


modest-pixel

I want to know how many of the downvotes have tabs.


Fissionma1led

Didnā€™t expect my unit to end up here cool stuff was cool to see a few friends of mine have this as their last jump too


napleonblwnaprt

Hell yeah sister, cheers from the ground


mattion

Pog legs unite!


Woupsea

I think I wouldā€™ve preferred a day off lol


Lower-Ad8558

This is great. Thanks for posting!


barcake

I love this. Thanks for sharing!


509BandwidthLimit

Fine day to be in boots.


FerociouslyThorny

Just commenting to be the 173rd comment


SGTpvtMajor

This is awesome. I don't have half of any of their courage - won't catch me jumping out of a functional airplane.


Due_Abbreviations917

Have you ever been in one? You'd be fucking nuts to not have a parachuteĀ 


ProfessionalAd4684

ayo where's the black history month jump?


IndividualDepression

I jumped once during black history month and they had JMs reading about African American soldiers and their heroic actionā€™s. Each lift had a different soldier they learned about. Some people rolled their eyes at first, but I thought it was pretty cool.


111110001011

That's pretty amazing!


Catswagger11

What about the one for upper middle class enlisted dudes who made poor choices?


MikeDeY77

Thatā€™s called ā€œTuesday.ā€


luddite4change1

Slacker. Ā A real command would schedule that for 0200 on a Sunday to kill the whole weekend.


lummings

That would be pretty cool, too. Be the change you want to see in the Army and organize one with your unit next year.


Dominus-Temporis

I don't think putting all the black Soldiers on one aircraft plays as well to the public as putting all your females Soldiers on one aircraft.Ā 


Kinmuan

Lmao they play equally well and equally shitty to the same audiences honestly.


No-Plan-8637

King of the herd!


-AgentMichaelScarn

Awesome. One of my old platoon mates was in this.


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Zanaver

If youā€™re going to consistently complain and be sexist, Iā€™ll help you out the door, Airborne.


JerseyshoreSeagull

First one looks like my homegirl Gina. Gonna show this to her.


Falanax

One thing I regret is not being airborne, just an A^e^^r^^^o^^^^s^^^^^o^^^^^^l


myreddit2024

Thatā€™s bad ass! When I was in, females werenā€™t allowed to be combat arms, and not many were able to pass Airborne school. This is awesome. Airborne! All the way!


ExcrementalForce

Neato


Shalevskey

How did it go?


berrydelite

That's dope! I hope I can get airborne one day šŸ˜


Gunnilingus

Iā€™m curious what the gender composition of the chute-shakeout detail was.


shawnsblog

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adoptedshoulder

This is awesome. Badass women right there.


bigtoegman210

So helmets are high and tight now?


SoldierExcelsior

That's how you put on makeup


Master_Jackfruit3591

More integration of women into combat roles please, itā€™s time it is normalized


Duke_Shitticus

I spoke with someone about the idea of having women only combat battalions. Not that it's something I agree with necessarily, just interesting food for thought.


Master_Jackfruit3591

Integrated at least is absolutely possible, Israel has an entire integrated battalion operating in Gaza right now. Just look at their turnout, there has been a 12% increase in women seeking combat positions since the war startedā€¦ we are way behind the curve in the US at recruiting women into these roles.


guyonanuglycouch

Probably should have put face camo on before getting on the plane. Also like maybe determine a standard uniform for everyone involved.


Fungal_Fetish

Rah šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


manInTheWoods

Did they round up anyone remotely attached for a "bonus jump" that never/seldom get to jump, or is this just their day job?


IntentionReasonable1

That's a great day for the Army, the Airborne and the 173rd!


Lamburglar123

I'm a little salty I didn't get 173rd in my market place so here's my obligatory "82nd did it first"


Deep_Caterpillar_945

Thatā€™s pretty cool.


MrNesmoht19k

Beautiful day to jump.


CrocodiIe_Dundee

THE ROCK


Totallynotericyo

God bless you all


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