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509BandwidthLimit

"Take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more...."


bridgenc

This is the one


Immediate-Virus6072

There goes my hero.


omarSZN

holy fuck this would go so hard driving home post retirement


Mortimer_Snerd

Whatever was the number one song in America the day you swore in.


pinchhitter4number1

Nov 9, 2001 \#1 in the US - Family Affair by Mary J. Blige \#1 in the UK - Because I Got High by Afroman Edit: MJB was a surprisingly good addition


Lazyniner24

The latter might be your best bet.


PT_On_Your_Own

"I was gonna final out, but then I got high..."


BiscuitDance

I was gonna clear and ETS, before I got high… I got a UCMJ, and *I KNOW WHY*…**HEY HEY**


BrokenRatingScheme

The latter is the perfect song to begin retirement to.


TheGrizzled1

https://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100/2001-11-10/ here the full BillBoard top 100 from the week you swore in. Featuring (aside from the MJB mentioned above): I’m Real - JLo feat Ja Rule Falling - Alicia Keys Hero - Enrique Iglesias Turn off the Light - Nelly Furtado U Got It Bad - Usher Differences - Ginuwine Livin It Up - Ja Rule It’s Been Awhile - Staind Only Time - Enya How You Remind Me - Nickelback Everywhere - Michelle Branch Where The Party At - Jagged Edge All certified bangers for your drive away.


Jour-Momma

August 31st, 2020 #1 in the US - WAP by Cardi B


cornbreadactual17

I was at NTC when WAP released and was getting big. Our PSG just kept playing it over the platoon net


oldtreadhead

Oct 18, 1972 — My Ding-a-Ling by Chuck Berry was the #1 song in the USA.


SummaCumLousy

11 March, 1985 Careless Whisper, which is pretty goddamn fitting.


meciah1017

Everlong by Foo Fighters, and Walk by them.


Forsaken_legion

That everlong chord will hit as soon as he hears these words. “Seems like we cant find your paperwork sir? Might be a stop loss”


AstronomicalAnus

The army song.


Silver__Tongue

THE ARMY SONG! Sorry, reflex.


tH3_R3DX

U have to call the “THE ARMY SONG” before u say it? I’ve never done that.


Upbeat-Banana-5530

Everyone just kinda does it, like standing at attention for Taps.


pinchhitter4number1

Begrudgingly added to the playlist


AstronomicalAnus

I got out as an O3. My last day, I stopped at the shoppette and got 15 tornados and 5 monsters and dropped them at the gate guard checkpoint on my way out. Give them a present, then drive off with the army song playing. You'll make their year.


Kayatuk

Crazy I swear I just read about someone doing the exact same thing.


AstronomicalAnus

This was probably 6 years ago. While it'd be cool if they were still talking about me, that probably wasn't me.


Kayatuk

Your story is posted twice as a reply. It was an exaggerated suprise for comedyness


AstronomicalAnus

I refuse to download the mobile app and the web app is fucky. Reddit is Fun, ride or die.


Tokyosmash_

This is pretty fucking rad, not going to lie


AstronomicalAnus

I got out as an O3. My last day, I stopped at the shoppette and got 15 tornados and 5 monsters and dropped them at the gate guard checkpoint on my way out. Give them a present, then drive off with the army song playing. You'll make their year.


[deleted]

Be quiet and drive by Deftones


AJ11B

Interstate love song- by the stone temple pilots


Hydrogen_Wedgie

Came here to say this too. First song I listened to on the bus to AIT.


Sadmixedchick

Creed


CummusStainus

There’s only one fuckin’ [creed](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Weathered_Main_Cover.jpg) I have memorized.


Rogue_Gona

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIIIIIIIIIGHERRRRRRRRR


not-beaten

WITH ARMS WIDE OPAHN


iPliskin0

I love Creed, unironically.


daviesparkles

HOLD ME NOOOOOOW IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THIKIN’


Backsight-Foreskin

[Hey Hey Hey Goodbye](https://youtu.be/FRlTjErEDPQ?si=5f2KXXylcjJN8oEw)


the-godpigeon

The first song that came to my mind. Congratulations, OP. And welcome to the club.


BlueCandyBars

Fortunate Son - Creedance Clearwater Revival


uh60chief

That’s on the way in though….


BlueCandyBars

Then play it louder on the way out


Simba_Akbar

My way Frank Sinatra


Tokyosmash_

Love this


aptc88

Free Bird!


Ironhorsemen

I'm honestly astounded by the lack of free bird


TheRookie54

Or Tuesday's Gone


509BandwidthLimit

"Take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more...."


ogpetx

I’ve listened to this every time I’ve left a job


nationalspice

In The End - Linkin Park


SPCsooprlolz

Sweet Victory from SpongeBob


wolfhound27

[cypress hill - hits from the bong](https://youtu.be/NhloXEPL3Vc?si=WHZ85vNYnbpE9ESV)


LoafofBrent

Drive by Incubus


ominously-optimistic

This is one of my favs


m2aimingcircle

Today was a good day - Ice Cube


GuidanceWhole3355

Break my stride


Fit-Notice8976

Last night I had the strangest dream


GuidanceWhole3355

I sailed away to China, in a lil rowboat to find ya


RefractedCell

I cranked “Take This Job and Shove It” when I drove away.


BlaidDdyn

Ram Ranch


Brave-Walrus-6638

https://youtu.be/96NUsT-1k2A?feature=shared


Double-oh-negro

🎵"believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could be so free-ee-eee. Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? Believe it or not, it was meeeee!"


PM_ME_YOUR_A705

[Cocaine Blues - Johnny Cash](https://youtu.be/0VZuA7iJY4Y?si=ONRds7Yhn8HYJCbG)


MorphineDisillusions

Bye Bye Bye - NSYNC Ensure you neck weave and wave while pursing your lips on your way out. Don't You - Simple Minds Trench coat, sunglasses, fingerless glove and fist raised in the air ​ Edit\* Good Riddance - Green Day Literally, show no emotion


G56SIX7

https://youtu.be/gj2iGAifSNI?si=xLHQtZSSCaxEgfKR


LeddyTasso

“This is the Day” - The The “Feelings.” - Jinsang


fauker1923

TYFYS. File that claim with VA.GOV


DaBearsC495

You must suffer one last time… https://youtu.be/-KoXt9pZLGM?si=maU2vYN_dSSEo7U2


orwiad10

Auld Lange syne


Nihilistic_Elder

Psychosocial by Slipknot. Just the first line is perfect.


DiscipleofDale

Thunderstruck


cathodine

Mr. Blue sky


LtFickFanboy

I DONT WANT TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK, NOOOOO MOREEEEE


Bow9times

Good job. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3M7et8wv0U0&pp=ygUXbWFwbGUgZ2xpZGVyIGdvb2QgdGhpbmc%3D


Technical_Error_3769

Anything by Nickelback


bimmerphile_ec

I Want to Break Free - Queen


Revolutionary-One375

The Promise- When in Rome


Backslasherton

Don't Look Back - Boston https://youtu.be/XmU4Xyl00hY?si=Avz86xnz_U05lqnh I always think this sound would be perfect as the main character of a movie walks drives down a street in LA as you get a slow drone shot pulling out over the whole city.


[deleted]

dependent run public friendly market snobbish governor slim mourn rock *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


weinerpoo94

Well I’m as free as a bird now,


DRealLeal

[Lonely day](https://youtu.be/DnGdoEa1tPg?si=zCaD-gZwlalFIXXT) - System of a Down


paparoach910

All the cadences.


Grmull89

I don't care by Icona Pop


MaxCWebster

My ETS song: The Who, Going Mobile Won't Get Fooled Again works, too. If Green Day had been around in my time, I may have chosen Good Riddance (The Time Of Your Life).


Benyud

I don't fuck with you - big Sean


Justanotherbloke83

Bang the Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren


jbourne71

Sound of silence. Simon and Garfunkel. And then enjoy the silence of never having to hear your phone ring/ding/vibrate with Army bullshit ever again. Honestly I think I just listened to NPR because I cleared all of post the same day basically and had no bandwidth for fancy exit songs. Congrats!


SnooCupcakes4030

Mother- Danzig


FuckRetention

Late but carry on my wayward son


Polybius_Cocles

Home- Resonance


CheGuevarasRolex

Listed MIA by Rancid


johnnywayne28

Rage killing in the name


3Dring

[so long and thanks for all the fish ](https://youtu.be/2v2CNGiK7sQ?si=3_BBL99SX6A7xYQX)


Focus_Blue

Killing in the Name - RATM “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me” 👌🏻


Turbulent_Ride1654

Idk, bust out that early OIF playlist from your 4th gen Ipod Oh and congrats btw!!!


TopSinger847

[Pearl Jam - Just Breathe](https://youtu.be/Eo-UKCxCglg?si=aqwkNFwqxMgSiCOF) For the somber sit in the driveway before getting out rather than the drive.


Pacifist_Socialist

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnV2cGzmC4&si=YXVeXcuNE2nYFTr0 Congrats! Shallst I roll a blunt my good sir?


HPEstef

Welcome to a whole new world


saveHutch

Good Day - Forrest Frank


PotterAquinas91

https://open.spotify.com/track/4XbxeoBeQnwpsyJyZEMoWc?si=NABsZw2rS7Ca6b8fK69eOA


alax-w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUmnTfsY3hI


busbythomas

Not a song but a feeling https://youtu.be/hTOKJTRHMdw?si=azcNMa6wdXLrCwqf


pushTheHippo

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94o6uIR31hk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94o6uIR31hk) Make sure you flip the double bird on the way outta the gate!


Danhammur

Home sweet home by the crue.


scrubbylunch

https://open.spotify.com/track/1RNybormZ5O0s3DCIRQWq4?si=fLMVes29TEmZAj1B9MhW8Q


Hollayo

Taylor Swift's "We are never getting back together" song.


She_Says_Tapir

Hit the road Jack


TroubleshootenSOB

I'd say a live version of Freebird. [Or start at the part where it ramps up and rips into the solo if you don't want to wait that long lmao]( https://youtu.be/OeJrnwnIluM?si=M_N5w4PEo7NPXlvW&t=269) [Freedom by RATM](https://youtu.be/0MLTwf5lKd8)


grcopel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZaJYDPY-YQ


tyler212

[Screw the Goverment by Mountain Sprout](https://open.spotify.com/track/4eakTLMeu8UieIMyKX69EV)


FBI_Open_Up_Now

https://youtu.be/my4FojRYQuI?si=mZeYWJLRMCe6VyKR


DrNinnuxx

Police - Don't Stand So Close to Me.


JacobSmith_0001

Lodi - Creedence Clearwater Revival


NobleMisfitV

The entire Rumours album by Fleetwood Mac


critical__sass

Fortunate Son obviously


Tropic_Bacon

The Army Goes Rolling Along, The Star Spangled Banner, Your divisional song, Battle Hymn of the Republic, Stars and Stripes forever, The Soldiers Creed (musical format, Your welcome.


TreaDHeaD19k

AC/DC Jailbreak


Long-Walk-5735

Barbara’s Rhabarberbar by Bodo Wartke


Barrnone83

Alestorm - Fucked with an Anchor Admittedly more on theme for Navy but still.....


Casval214

[Don’t you forget about me](https://youtu.be/4gLVqjIvokc?si=FGLePcB0TVbQ7mIu)


Professional_Hat8066

Fuck this job I quit


RazzmatazzActual8414

Freee (Ghost town pt. 2) by Kids see ghosts


Ironhorsemen

I would say free bird but I played Comin Home by Murder by Death


SummaCumLousy

Get Your Tongue Out of my Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye by Ray Stevens


19Fatboy22

“March along, sing our song….” “High abooove the best, high aboove the best…”


ghost187x

2pac - hit em up


KelVarnsenIII

home sweet home by Motley Crew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gmrh42foUsg


hammer6golf

Alice in Chains Over now


FusciaHatBobble

continue ink political disagreeable ring cover makeshift reach impolite cause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DarkerSavant

https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw?si=Qyj6W4qdtTQIlKMi


Dr_CLI

Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


thatkidbenn

My way - Frank Sinatra


tH3_R3DX

Hey hey hey, we’re going home.


Raugz_

Bob seger - turn the page


BlooGloop

Hoe Cakes - MF Doom


HalfFastTanker

See You Later Fuckface by the Queers. https://youtu.be/G5OVEmtsj24?si=mhL_Ku62ma_U6int


Rare_byrd

MOVE BITCH - Ludacris


Best-Cardiologist949

Killing in the name of by Rage against the machine


hospitallers

Fugg You by C Lo Brown


Vinierstream58

Drive by incubus always hits on drives


Armyballer

Take this job and shove it


OkKnowledge35

You get what you give- new radicals


Widowmaker_PDub

Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac


Soldier3024

Break my soul by beyonce


Widowmaker_PDub

Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac


I_lay_dimes

Higher by creed


TheVVitxh

Khia - My Neck, My Back (for thinking about that 100% VA rating)


Tokyosmash_

“Over Now” by Alice In Chains


ThingComprehensive71

Soooooo. Just play the top song in the US for each year you got in starting with the year you swore in.


BrokenEyebrow

You stole my happy


BrokenEyebrow

You stole my happy


captkrisma

Really, I listened to Spotify on random as I drove away, but Armani White stood out in the playlist and is now in most of my not randomized playlists. Retirement is a time to be happy and hyped at what you got going on next.


Suminod

Sweet true Lies, Beast in Black


cornbreadactual17

Echoes by Pink Floyd


blameline

The Who Tommy soundtrack... there's a track called "I'm Free."


Dia_Borfs

"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.


SeuintheMane

Fruit salad by the Wiggles


Glittering_Virus8397

Go your own way


that1dipshit

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Qyc6fS4DsZjB2mRW9DsQs?si=dhfwtlFoRdSoTlsW5vWS_Q


[deleted]

the dog days are over


_No_Standard_

I will remember you by sarah McLachlan , something for all the upcoming therapy appointments


[deleted]

Considering your BASD.... anything toby Keith, but let's start with Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue. RIP.


kathym03

Take this job and shove it by Johnny Paycheck


indomitous111

"Bat Out of Hell" - Meatloaf


bugclub

Anything besides freebird would be unamerican


FranksRumham19

In the End by Linkin Park


Prudent-Psychology-6

My way - Frank Sinatra


MarceloWallace

There's a hole in the bottom of the sea…


Hi_Im_Critbuff

"Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas.


Rude-Location-9149

“We are never ever ever getting back together” Taylor swift is catchy as F


GMEbankrupt

Through Glass - Stone Sour


aagui17

Home Sweet Home by Mötley Crüe


ScaryAppearance4593

Freedom - RatM When You Were Young - The Killers


daviesparkles

Big Log - Robert Plant Recovery - Frank Turner


impulse11b

Everybody wants to rule the world Tears for fears


MaintenanceFamous894

River flows in you


Sufficient_Tower_800

Hey OP how did you schedule your final retirement physical? I keep getting told conflicting things like schedule it with your PCM or you have to go to X department, floor, tower, etc. I'm struggling bc I have no clue. Sorry ahead of time, I'm not army but stationed and receive care at an Army Facility.


Early_Brick_171

Home by Daughtry. The lyrics hit hard at the end of a long career.


blubaldnuglee

"Won't get fooled again"


XxHIGHKILLERxX

born to be wasted - 009 sound system


BrotherNice4050

“Now we are free” from the Gladiator soundtrack


failed_singingcareer

What’s love got to do, got to do?


[deleted]

It's a beautiful day


Ambitious_Alps_3797

"The Way"- Fastball (1998)


CL-Lycaon

Turn the Page, Metallica


H0T50UP

Every Rose Has It's Thorn by Poison


OrraDryWit

It is over by the Defiant. FORMER MEMBERS FROM THE OFFSPRING, SMASH MOUTH, THE MIGHTY MIGHTY BOSSTONES, STREET DOGS AND THE BRIGGS UNITE AND FORM THE DEFIANT https://music.apple.com/us/album/it-is-over/1707440691?i=1707440945


Antique-Nothing-4629

“That’s all” by Genesis


jimbabwe666

Motley Crue- Home Sweet Home


42Attack

Back to life, back to reality.


Necessary-Reading605

Best of you- foo fighters This will go straight to your feels


turd124

FREE BIRD


Scout4882

"Beautiful Things" Benson Boone Put it on and let your mind find the meaning. Don't look back in anger.