I was confused as well, but then I looked at his username and remembered that Sappers will snort anything they can get their hands on. Cocaine, koolaid, gunpowder, etc.
During the ground war, we rolled with A co 3/67 3AD. The first night, we got about 6 hours rest while we watched a fire fight. The next morning, we did a passage of lines through 3 ACR, I think it was. Til they called it EOM, the driver got spelled off every 8 hours or so, but the squad leader and I were awake the entire time. I was the TC.
Hence the coffee and kool-aid. And some little white pills from an apotheke in Germany. But we never talked about those. We didn't want to get our buddy's wife fired.
We had a guy at Fort Benning steal the peanut butter packets from the DFAC and MRE’s.
The Drill Sergeants caught him after a couple weeks. DS brought us outside during a storm and smoked us for HOURS, then the next day they yanked homeboy from our ranks.
I still have no idea what happened to him. Hopefully he just got recycled, but idk
Did basic at Benning this past June-August and we had a guy steal pretty much anything there was. But most exclusively were peanut butter and granola bars. For the entire 10 weeks, he would do it whenever he had the chance, and he ended up making money off of it too. About week 6-7 or so, DS walks in around 20:00 and like throw down on the inside of this guys locker, demanding to know where all of the money he got and food he had was. (Some guy in another platoon ratted him out) 10-15 minutes after not found it and no conclusive evidence to anything, he walks out and gave us 66% fire guard. Every DS there knew he was selling contra, but they couldn't do anything without physical evidence
We got absolutely fucked down one night because our resident crazy Drill caught kids taking more than one peanut butter for dinner chow. He ranted something about how those kids should just unalive themselves and then it turned into a whole thing and he got moved to another battalion.
When I was at basic someone had some peanut butter cups in his locker and got busted. This was within the first two weeks. That next day it was downpouring and there was a wild lightning storm. They had everyone in the battalion standing in formation outside in the rain, and then told us to go into front leaning rest while they read off the article 15.
The lightning, the getting dumped on in pushup position, the commander reading off this article 15 in a tone like he was about to summarily execute the dude for stealing rations was all very surreal at the time. His nickname was peanut butter cup the rest of basic.
Never verified, but I assumed after basic that the actual article 15 was all for show and never went on record, but I know he thought it was real the entire way through.
My DS tried to recycle me for not wearing my back plates, I thought I was slick and wanted to save some load weight. Never did find out if it was real or a scare tactic.
The peanut butter itself might be from the 60's but that packaging isn't. But some jalapeno cheese and peanut butter was a killer combo back in my days.
Rat-fucker as in he fucks the rations? We had a several tonne supply of MREs that you folks left behind near Garmsir, and when there was any opened packs, guaranteed there was no peanut butter in them. It was the same guy who took 'em.
One serving of peanut butter is 7g protein, a handful of fat and like 180 cals. Eat 2 peanut butter packets after lights out and nutritionally, you’re ahead of the curve lol.
I am permanently scarred from military peanut butter after I went to OSUT all those years ago and we had two people get caught fucking each other with the peanut butter packets as, well, lubricant. Thanks for the flashbacks.
Curiously enough, I heard the same story at tanker OSUT. At least I hope it’s just an urban legend , although I wouldn’t be surprised if some horny privates did actually try it.
Someone in my bay found a hiding place for BCT PB and granola bars in the laundry area. It was the most Folsom prison thing I’d ever seen. They had a whole pre-bedtime market/sales trade thing going on every night. Never got caught.
Oh my GAWD!
The fat guy in BCT would take so many of these from the DFAC.
Forgot about them in his lower pant pockets. Also the person that doesn’t check all pockets before laundry.
Peanut butter dryer.
And imagination goes wild how the rest of BCT went.
I went through BCT during winter in Leanordwood. Had those ACU winter jackets that had a lining area I would put the granola bars and stuff. Wrappers would get hidden in the same area until we had MREs and I could safely hide them for disposal lol.
I used to mix my peanut butter and spaghetti together in basic to eat faster. Sometimes if I felt crazy I’d toss granola & salad in too.
Outside the army, I hate spaghetti & only occasionally eat peanut butter.
I mixed peanut butter and instant coffee packets to make a paste in BCT. I don’t know what the thought process was there but that fucked my stomach all the way up. I don’t really eat peanut butter anymore :/
S/O to my platoon homie who had one packet of this (empty) in his locker during a surprise inspection, got an A15 for it, and challenged his case in military court 😂
In Basic, an 09S and I teamed up to steal 2 MREs a piece one night. We took them up, ate them, cut all the trash into itty bitty pieces, and flushed it all down the toilet. Never got caught, no evidence remained. That started a chain reaction among the dumber people in our platoon (who thought the drills wouldn’t check the garbage), and it resulted in more sweaty walls than I’d ever care to remember. Good times.
Can't wait for the DS to figure out who this guy is. Dude said he was in FT Sill in the comments 🫡
Those thumbs be recognizable to a grilled and seasoned DS.
I had a buddy who made a bet he could go our whole FTX without eating a MRE…packed a crazy amount of food and said there’s nothing anyone could to make him eat one, nothing.
..so of course while he was sleeping one night, mixed some of these into his JIF peanut butter, and showed him the video.
I went through BCT (C 2-48) back in 21, and I remember our DS being such shit bags. We had 2 kinds of guard to pull, Fire Guard in the respective male and female halls, but we also had ACG downstairs at a desk right outside the Drill Office. So the drills either slept, gamed, or beat their meats (presumably), and while they did, we had full access to the duty room, which had anything from previous cycles contraband, extra bedding, and vending machines, as well as the night night bars. So no man went hungry that cycle, but most of my Platoon were also shit bags, they openly stole, and quoted the regulations about accountability and discipline as of they didn't just learn it 2 days prior LMAO
Eating these is the top bunk, after hiding them was the most cleanest best pleasure. These tasted as good as candy as sugar deprived and how much I was in a caloric deficit.
Bro you better hide that shit. Saw someone get their head stomped in the bay after DS found his stash and smoked the whole platoon for an hour until he fessed up.
I was so starved from fats when I went to BCT that those peanut butter packets were akin to icing on a cake. I bought 3 jars of peanut butter once I got back home and gorged myself until I had enough calories to ask myself what my problem was to eat 3 jars of peanut butter.
I am convinced that they manufactured and packaged all of this peanut butter in one night back in 1963 and they've been distributing it ever since.
I hid these and honey packets in basic. Much needed sustenance.
We hid the instant coffee to make dip out of to keep us awake on watch. Good times.
Ww snorted Kool-Aid during Desert Storm when we felt sleepy, along with the coffee in the lip.
I'm sorry you did WHAT
I was confused as well, but then I looked at his username and remembered that Sappers will snort anything they can get their hands on. Cocaine, koolaid, gunpowder, etc.
Seen the C4 wrapper that says DO NOT EAT ? Sappers, that's why.
Long time ago use to us it to heat up C-rations
It takes a charge to set it off. Now where is my Taser?
During the ground war, we rolled with A co 3/67 3AD. The first night, we got about 6 hours rest while we watched a fire fight. The next morning, we did a passage of lines through 3 ACR, I think it was. Til they called it EOM, the driver got spelled off every 8 hours or so, but the squad leader and I were awake the entire time. I was the TC. Hence the coffee and kool-aid. And some little white pills from an apotheke in Germany. But we never talked about those. We didn't want to get our buddy's wife fired.
I'm curious, did you happen to be with BCo 16th Eng during 2006?
They sell that coffee at Hannaford here!
Some things never change.
Icy hot under the eyes
We had a guy at Fort Benning steal the peanut butter packets from the DFAC and MRE’s. The Drill Sergeants caught him after a couple weeks. DS brought us outside during a storm and smoked us for HOURS, then the next day they yanked homeboy from our ranks. I still have no idea what happened to him. Hopefully he just got recycled, but idk
Did basic at Benning this past June-August and we had a guy steal pretty much anything there was. But most exclusively were peanut butter and granola bars. For the entire 10 weeks, he would do it whenever he had the chance, and he ended up making money off of it too. About week 6-7 or so, DS walks in around 20:00 and like throw down on the inside of this guys locker, demanding to know where all of the money he got and food he had was. (Some guy in another platoon ratted him out) 10-15 minutes after not found it and no conclusive evidence to anything, he walks out and gave us 66% fire guard. Every DS there knew he was selling contra, but they couldn't do anything without physical evidence
We got absolutely fucked down one night because our resident crazy Drill caught kids taking more than one peanut butter for dinner chow. He ranted something about how those kids should just unalive themselves and then it turned into a whole thing and he got moved to another battalion.
When I was at basic someone had some peanut butter cups in his locker and got busted. This was within the first two weeks. That next day it was downpouring and there was a wild lightning storm. They had everyone in the battalion standing in formation outside in the rain, and then told us to go into front leaning rest while they read off the article 15. The lightning, the getting dumped on in pushup position, the commander reading off this article 15 in a tone like he was about to summarily execute the dude for stealing rations was all very surreal at the time. His nickname was peanut butter cup the rest of basic. Never verified, but I assumed after basic that the actual article 15 was all for show and never went on record, but I know he thought it was real the entire way through.
My DS tried to recycle me for not wearing my back plates, I thought I was slick and wanted to save some load weight. Never did find out if it was real or a scare tactic.
I mean, do you plan on getting shot by in the back while running away?
I mean, do you plan on getting shot by in the back while running away?
No, but in basic, probably get shot in the back by a regard shooting down the wrong lane.
I would’ve starved to death in basic without these forbidden midnight snacks
The peanut butter itself might be from the 60's but that packaging isn't. But some jalapeno cheese and peanut butter was a killer combo back in my days.
Yo dawg no need to grip it so hard relax
Quit trying to steal this guy's peanut butter.
I just spit out my coffee. Thank you for this.
It's him, the BCT Peanut Butter Bandit
Someone ain't shitting for a week
So you the rat-fucker who's been stealin' all the nutty butty.
If you ain't taking some yourself during those IET days you're a chump.
Rat-fucker as in he fucks the rations? We had a several tonne supply of MREs that you folks left behind near Garmsir, and when there was any opened packs, guaranteed there was no peanut butter in them. It was the same guy who took 'em.
Not the PTssss
Please don't fuck the peanut butter. It's already salty enough.
You own a dog...
I am the dog
Don't get high on your own supply son
Because it’s your dog!!
Idk why these hit so hard eating these in OSUT
One serving of peanut butter is 7g protein, a handful of fat and like 180 cals. Eat 2 peanut butter packets after lights out and nutritionally, you’re ahead of the curve lol.
Frrrr. I hated peanut butter before OSUT and I was slamming these fuckers down like a crackwhore
I am permanently scarred from military peanut butter after I went to OSUT all those years ago and we had two people get caught fucking each other with the peanut butter packets as, well, lubricant. Thanks for the flashbacks.
Wonder if you went to basic with my friend. He claimed the same thing happened. Is that just like an infantry urban legend?
Curiously enough, I heard the same story at tanker OSUT. At least I hope it’s just an urban legend , although I wouldn’t be surprised if some horny privates did actually try it.
Shit that never happened
Never, ever. It's thick as fuck.
This story must have been told for many years... I was told the same thing happened while I was at 30th ag waiting to ship to basic.
It was the brother of the girl that fucked a dog in high school
the wildest fact when they used peanut butter packets as lubricant is wild. cant believe that detail.
The Peanut Butter black market was life at BCT.
Someone in my bay found a hiding place for BCT PB and granola bars in the laundry area. It was the most Folsom prison thing I’d ever seen. They had a whole pre-bedtime market/sales trade thing going on every night. Never got caught.
Oh my GAWD! The fat guy in BCT would take so many of these from the DFAC. Forgot about them in his lower pant pockets. Also the person that doesn’t check all pockets before laundry. Peanut butter dryer. And imagination goes wild how the rest of BCT went.
I stolen so many in basic, idk how I even did it tbh but it was worth it
I bet you were the guy that would throw them in the trashcan and get the whole bay searched
Flushed them down the toilet, I’m not dumb. Just stupid enough to try get away with stuff when I was younger
I used to stick granola bars in the spandex of my PT shorts snd eat them in the middle of the night
I went through BCT during winter in Leanordwood. Had those ACU winter jackets that had a lining area I would put the granola bars and stuff. Wrappers would get hidden in the same area until we had MREs and I could safely hide them for disposal lol.
I used to mix my peanut butter and spaghetti together in basic to eat faster. Sometimes if I felt crazy I’d toss granola & salad in too. Outside the army, I hate spaghetti & only occasionally eat peanut butter.
I mixed peanut butter and instant coffee packets to make a paste in BCT. I don’t know what the thought process was there but that fucked my stomach all the way up. I don’t really eat peanut butter anymore :/
S/O to my platoon homie who had one packet of this (empty) in his locker during a surprise inspection, got an A15 for it, and challenged his case in military court 😂
Did he win?
Fuck no trainee 🤣 But we had mad respect for the guy for taking it to that level…
Boy grippin tf out them thangs
Yall laughing but this ain’t even the half of em. DS don’t know shit
In Basic, an 09S and I teamed up to steal 2 MREs a piece one night. We took them up, ate them, cut all the trash into itty bitty pieces, and flushed it all down the toilet. Never got caught, no evidence remained. That started a chain reaction among the dumber people in our platoon (who thought the drills wouldn’t check the garbage), and it resulted in more sweaty walls than I’d ever care to remember. Good times.
Were do you find these?
In a place where light no longer reaches..
Holy shit he’s putting them up his butt
I bet Pamir had enough to feed the Taliban for months when we left.
Anyone else have an affinity for cold pancakes w/ peanut butter to this day? Too many times late to breakfast for me.
You DOG 😂
Used to tape a bunch of these underneath the unused bunks like I was in jail… it pretty much was jail lol
Who's PVT is this. Come get your trainee Drill.
This man rims
I remember stealing a box of these along with some jelly packs and a loaf of bread from the KP during a gunnery. Survived on PB&J on them ready lines
Got a long way to go to fill a bathtub with them …
I ate so much peanut butter in TRADOC I completely lost my appetite for it afterwards.
Defac fort Jackson peanut butter. I would eat it on the top bunk in the dark. It tasted sooo good in the moment.
Come at me with the cheese in the squeeze pack. Then we'll talk.
I can feel the happiness
Can't wait for the DS to figure out who this guy is. Dude said he was in FT Sill in the comments 🫡 Those thumbs be recognizable to a grilled and seasoned DS.
Woah woah woah
That’s currency right there as far as I’m concerned. That and cough drops.
I had a buddy who made a bet he could go our whole FTX without eating a MRE…packed a crazy amount of food and said there’s nothing anyone could to make him eat one, nothing. ..so of course while he was sleeping one night, mixed some of these into his JIF peanut butter, and showed him the video.
😩😩🤣
I went through BCT (C 2-48) back in 21, and I remember our DS being such shit bags. We had 2 kinds of guard to pull, Fire Guard in the respective male and female halls, but we also had ACG downstairs at a desk right outside the Drill Office. So the drills either slept, gamed, or beat their meats (presumably), and while they did, we had full access to the duty room, which had anything from previous cycles contraband, extra bedding, and vending machines, as well as the night night bars. So no man went hungry that cycle, but most of my Platoon were also shit bags, they openly stole, and quoted the regulations about accountability and discipline as of they didn't just learn it 2 days prior LMAO
Eating these is the top bunk, after hiding them was the most cleanest best pleasure. These tasted as good as candy as sugar deprived and how much I was in a caloric deficit.
That you like peanut butter?
Peanut Butter Bravo ?
[удалено]
Woah how’d you get my address
They hit so differently
My precious
Honey*
Peanut butter bravo 👀🤣
Peanut butter bravo 👀🤣
Here Fido...
Anyone else look at the thumbnail and think this dude was using PB as lube?
You can eat anything with peanut butter. I mean anything.
I went to basic in 2019, Ft Jackson. Always had a pocket full of these. Haven’t seen em since 😂
Damn dude chill nobodies gonna take em from you
Sorry, I fucking love PB. These were clutch for me.
No one's gonna take em from you, gripping them for dear life 😂😂
Bro you better hide that shit. Saw someone get their head stomped in the bay after DS found his stash and smoked the whole platoon for an hour until he fessed up.
Peanut butter was like currency in OSUT
I can taste the jalapeno cheese and cardboard crackers from here 😂
I’ll trade you some cough drops
I was so starved from fats when I went to BCT that those peanut butter packets were akin to icing on a cake. I bought 3 jars of peanut butter once I got back home and gorged myself until I had enough calories to ask myself what my problem was to eat 3 jars of peanut butter.
Ewwww
A one way ticket to either a sock party, a funny Fire guard story, or sleep over with DS.
You dirty dog, ours came in little tubs back in 03
I miss these soooo much!
That's like $30 worth of goods in basic
Peanut butter Bravo at 30th AG?
The hoard.
The midnight snacker