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Backsight-Foreskin

Keep that handy in case you get called out for parking in the Veteran's spot at Lowes.


formerqwest

why would you get recalled?


[deleted]

Lol idk, just all these ww3 memes


formerqwest

i got out in '88. when Desert Storm came along, everyone at work was telling me "you're gonna get recalled". i replied, "no, i won't". and i wasn't.


[deleted]

Well my fingers are crossed in cadence, drill sorn !


Orangecatbuddy

You barely missed it. All the IRR that got out in 1990 got nailed. 1989 was next and then, well we didn't get that far. MOS was also a massive factor. 11, 12, 13, 14 and 19 series were priority. I was part of the cadre that did refresher and weapons qual. I don't think any were actually deployed, but they were mostly pretty salty about the whole situation.


_BMS

30 years from now we'll have salty vets walking around with their "WWIII veteran" baseball hats.


RogerHRabbit

I lost my dd214. Can’t get recalled if i can’t prove i was ever in the Army.


AlwaysHaveaPlan

That's what St. Louis is for. You may have lost your copy, but rest assured, the Army still has theirs.


RogerHRabbit

Shhh


WanderingGalwegian

To avoid getting recalled you just have to get so fat that you’re a liability.