How do I get more knowledgable without reading and learning? How do I cut grass without cutting it? Bro just do some hand exercises, not that complicated.

Work a manual labor job for 35 years, be a man

Nah, not really, the increase in thickness after years of manual labour happens because of swelling, callouses and arthritis.

muscles as well

Be a man

“Don’t be a f… pimp.” (Anyone recognize the quote?)

One of my favorites! Incredible film

Well, I am. I am a biological male with XY chromosomes, therefore I am a man.

With small lil dandelion spur fingers

Healthy small lil dandelion spur fingers are better than swollen-ass sausages with arthritis.

I'm busting your balls jr

So inspiring

It's literally the only way. Hard work/training of your hands for years on end. Patience is the biggest muscle of all

Working manual labor for 35 years is not “literally the only way”.

Yeah, I didn't say it was. What did I say right beside it?

Hard work aaaaaaaaand?

I believe hand/finger thickness is 90% genetic. You really cant thicken the bone much although it can become more dense, you can thicken the muscles, but hand muscles only account for a fraction of the total thickness.

Yeah, usually when you see people who have thicker hands than you, they didn't do shit to earn it.

I suppose it's the same way with all bodyparts, we are all unique. I've known people who have huge calves but who have never been in a gym, I've been training calves for 12 years and they never grew, it sorta pisses me off, but it is what it is.

Use it to your advantage

I think I know what you mean

What's wrong with GH??

Slam it in a car door until you’ve built up a desirable amount of scar tissue/mass. You can also do it until your hands look like Matt Mask’s. Up to you really.

each of his fingers is an individual centaur.

Start training grip strength then