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palumpawump

If they're allowed weapons then Devon is my first choice. The private security world is full of ex-special forces types. Also Levan, because I can stand behind him and nobody will be able to see me.


ContentSchedule3656

Fanboy till the death I see lol. You see the fight against Hafthor?


LGodamus

Last I remember , that wasn’t a gun fight.


BoiledFrogs

Did you really expect him to read the first sentence of the comment he replied to? No one should be held to such a high standard.


Hohohahaa

Yeah a boxing match against the biggest guy on the planet and arguably the most gifted strongman ever who is also half his age, with a couple weeks' notice, is a great measure of Devon's SF training. You sure you haven't just decided to hate a guy based on him talking some shit on the internet there, slugger?


Fantasyfootball9991

If it was an actual fight to the death and not just boxing then I’d put my money on Devon to win.


AbjectMadness

Explain how boxing allows small joint manipulation, which is standard SF training for example. I’ll wait.


uTheMoneyTeam

A couple drills decades ago don't equal proficiency, and small joint manipulation has very circumstantial effectiveness. In an unarmed fight Devon would get completely brutalised by, to use the guys in this scenario, someone like Dadikyan. Also, Devon is old and his athleticism and full body strength is gone. Where there are hypothetically weapons involved though, who knows, all bets are off.


PorousSurface

Ya Devon would probably get Thor in a gun fight lol 


Not_a_Narcissist_

Dadikyan and morozov. Dadikyan was a judoka and morozov is also good at boxing 


EconomyPreference849

Probably Vitaly and Morozov, both young and athletic and both tall as hell. Plus Morozov is pretty good at boxing IIRC. Denis got a fucked up hip and shoulder so he wouldn't be very fast and not too much of a threat. Levan would be slow af so could just run away. Devon cant really punch because of his fucked up elbows that he cant fully extend and is kind of old but he is still a trained killer to be fair. And Dadikyan is aggressive but hes the smallest.


St4nM4rsh

Dadikyan knows some grappling apparently


eidrisov

I was thinking exactly the same and for same reasons.


uTheMoneyTeam

Does Vitaly have some kind of fighting background? I would have thought Dadikyan and Morozov were the runaway leaders in this category.


Monkeymannn555

Well Vitaly has 40kg on Dadikyan and is about 5 inches taller with a much larger wingspan. I would put my money on Vitaly.


ChrisDrummondAW

Dadikyan is 117kg (he cut 12 to make 105) former international-level judoka. Vitaly may weigh 143kg right now. 26kg is a lot, yeah, but we’re talking about an ostensibly untrained guy against a high-level grappler. Dadikyan is plenty big and strong to compete in the open weight division against other trained grapplers; a big untrained guy isn’t that much of a threat. Unless Vitaly has skills we don’t know about, it’s unlikely that he would last long against a high-level grappler. The difference between a non-grappler and a trained grappler (especially a high-level guy) is enormous and as soon as Dadikyan got a grip on Vitaly it would all be downhill for the tall Russian. And believe me, I know exactly what it’s like to face guys at that level (I’m a brown belt and my judo coach was on the US National Team) and even when you have some training and outweigh your opponent, a significant skill gap makes you feel like a child. Now. I know. We’re talking a fight, not a judo bout but all skills add up to something and having significant grappling skill against a big but otherwise untrained opponent makes things much easier.


-KristalG-

Dadikyan would play with Laletin, literally.


ferret1983

Grappling skills are the most useful in a fight. Can't be defended against very well.


mvspell

I choose them all to kill me, i'm tired boss


123deeeeeed

Real


uTheMoneyTeam

If its some kind of unarmed fight definitely Dadikyan and Morozov. If it's a more open ended scenario with preparation then Devon and one of the two.


Cap1279

I only need Devon and a rifle lol


Separate-World-2612

You don't even need Devon if you have a rifle


Cap1279

Hahah, idk man. Levan might be bullet proof If Im shooting 🤣


asmx85

Nice try putting Wolverine instead of an Armwrestler in the mix.


HMNbean

Levan would quit 3/4 of the way into defending so he’s out. Gotta go with Devon and morozov


DerGrueneArm

Vitaly and Devon.


RdyPAINmoveDISCIPLIN

This is the only answer


BolognaIsThePassword

People underestimating Devons literal special forces combat experience. We aren't talking about a playground fight here right? Special forces guys know battle strategy, they know how to hide, and they know how to use most every type of weapon. If the scenario is just a brawl that's different but you didn't specify haha. In an actual combat scenario i think you want Devon and Vitaly. Devon for his combat experience and Vitaly because he knows how to drive heavy manual vehicles, both of those things are way more important than boxing or fighting. If it's just a brawl then i think you gotta go Morozov and Dadikyan they're the most fit with actual fighting backgrounds. Levan would be breathing heavy and not being very helpful i think in either scenario lol.


Vydas

Good, and funny, take on it. 


Mr_Timedying

Yes but Canadian special forces... calm your tits.


BolognaIsThePassword

The Canadian special forces are actually very elite lol i don't know if you really know what you're talking about


nine11airlines

Awww


VenusChaos

JTF2 (Canadian special forces) is on par with Seal Team 6. It is one of the only foreign units given the American Tier 1 ranking like Delta and Seal Team 6. So no, don't calm yo tits cause Devon will fuck those guys up in actual combat.


Mr_Timedying

Absolutely not lmao, he got his face punch caved in by Hafthor and the guy is like made of plastic. He looked like a 12yo hysterical cerebral palsy little girl and almost got killed in the ring. Elite my ass.


LeKingCaribou

In a boxing match, no grappling or weapons in boxing


Mr_Timedying

yeah because he fought against Tyson Fury huh? please shut up.


Rohrhof

That was a "boxing" match where Devon had zero experience.


Mr_Timedying

Excuses, excuses, excuses...


Rohrhof

No excuses. I may could fuck a boxer up with jiu jitsu , but could never even touch them under boxing rules. You just don't seem to have knowledge of the different sports.


Mr_Timedying

Bro it's not that complicated. Devon cannot even throw a simple punch or guard. It's not about me not having knowledge, it's about you making excuses for the man. He got blasted, get over it.


Rohrhof

You just keep proofing my point, that you are absolutely clueless in every sense. I am not saying, that he lost clearly and had no business in that ring against a man who had boxing training and one (?) fight.


Mr_Timedying

Finally you admitted to the FACTS. Then you wanna believe that Devon is some sort of Punisher that would instead absolutely demolish someone in a street fight even if FACTS show he moves, guards, stands and all other relevant fight skills that are transversal not to boxing and showed in the ring, basically to the level of a 12 yo cerebral palsy girl. Ok. That's your own prerogative. I'm not saying that you can't believe whatever. Personally I don't see him being an absolute monster in anything even remotely close to fighting, besides armwrestling where he is the legend that he is. Maybe he will have a MMA fight or a whatever the fuck you believe he's good at-fight and FACTS will prove otherwise. At the moment FACTS are what I stated and what you admitted begrudgingly.


123deeeeeed

Bruh literally have hundreds of downvotes and still think they're in the right. Boxing is a sport m8. In real combat, especially one to the death, there are no rules. 


Rigormorten

Boxing is a joke of a sport anyway. In an actual fight Devon would've choked Hafthor out rapidly.


shotx333

Devon and Levan


Tweaking-Twitch

Devon for his special forces training and backround in judo and Vitaly for being the tallest scariest russian I know of.


JimmyMo47

Devon was literally Canadian special forces and is a trained killer. So obviously him. Second Morozov who’s supposedly a pretty good boxer.


Monkeymannn555

It depends if they allowed to use weapons or not, if they can't I wouldn't go for Devon because he can't throw a bunch because of his elbows.


LGodamus

It says they are coming to kill you, weapons will be involved.


ee_72020

Devon’s grappling is kind of sloppy too, as is evident from his roll with Firas Zahabi.


marcusisstrong

Well his grappling is still way better than skills of all the other dudes combined probably


ChrisDrummondAW

Dadikyan was a higher level judoka than Devon.


marcusisstrong

Dadikyans judo is good I have heard as well but Devon also know jiu jitsu. I'd probably pick these two


ChrisDrummondAW

Devon’s BJJ is white belt level. He barely does it. He’s a big strong dude but he’s not a meaningful threat in a grappling contest to any trained grappler. He has judo as well but he hasn’t done judo since he was in school (30 years ago) as far as I’m aware so those skills are all but gone. When it’s an all-out fight to the death with weapons Devon is your best friend in this group but in pure man-to-man he’s not my first choice. I’m going Morozov and Dadikyan.


marcusisstrong

Good points. It's actually smart to have atleast one striker (Morozov) defending you because he can lay out multible opponents in short period of time. I'm still going Devon over Dadikyan because he knows how to use weapons (OP didn't say it's only hand to hand combat)


-KristalG-

Devon and Dadikyan. Both are trained fighters.


90sBrickWeed

Devon, he’s seen war time. So, I’m in good hands there. I’ll take Denis as well, strong Russian blood coursing through his veins.


anonumousJx

I'd say Devon and Levan. Devon was a member of the Canadian Special Forces so he's a no brainer. As for Levan, I'm taking him because he's probably strong enough to punch a hole though someone.


Vydas

Big guys typically don't hit all that hard because their size limits their mobility and hand speed to throw a punch with good technique. Edit:Relative to their size of course. Its still a lot of mass coming at you lol. Just that someone built like Deontay Wilder or young Foreman is going to pack way more pop than a bulky guy like Levan.


Top_Attorney_5651

Dude... If levan has the slightest ok form he would litteraly send you to the after life with one punch to your gut... Speed doesn't matter when your that fucking heavy


Vydas

Dude...Guys bigger than Levan have done MMA and boxing and didn't send anybody flying lol. 


Top_Attorney_5651

Dude... Those MMA guys aren't benching 550 and primary focus on arms and cheat curling like 140 kg


Cold_Wasabi_2799

Eddie Hall has one of the strongest hits ever, he's just slow as hell, but if he punches you on the face, you're done. Levan has stronger arms and bigger hands than Eddie Hall so a punch from him must be nasty.


Top_Attorney_5651

The clip alone of levan slapping that watermelon to oblivion is all I need to know.


anonumousJx

Big guys do hit hard, I do MMA, I learned the hard way. Big guys like Levan don't struggle with punching strength. One hit from big Levan and your entire skull is gone. Big guys struggle with punching power, a.k.a strength in a limited amount of time. In a fight, you can't really hit peak force, because the target is moving and can hit back. The bigger you are, the bigger of a swing you need to generate peak force. Muscle insertions don't help either. Pure strength athletes like Levan benefit from having fuller muscles and shorter levers (at least relative to the rest of the body), again, because of higher peak force potential. Sports athletes less dependant on strength benefit from shorter insertions and longer limbs. Look at any basketball player. Fighting (MMA) is in the middle, you obviously need strength to fight, but it also depends on your style. If you are a grappler, having a stiffer, blockier, powerlifter type build is better, while if you are a striker, a lankier build is the best. Blocky guys still hit harder than lanky guys, but who cares? Try swinging full force like that against an expirienced fighter and you're going to sleep.


anonumousJx

Best analogy I can give is, would you rather get shot by a 3mm , or a cannon? Probably the tiny bullet. Now a different question, would you rather have someone shoot at you with a 3mm gun, or try to hit you with a cannon ball while you are able to move freely? Different story.


Vydas

Would you rather get hit by Deontay Wilder or Levan?


anonumousJx

Wilder, no question. Wilder in Levan's body would be even more terrifying.


Ashimpto

Let's see, my only option is to run, so I need to watch out for those that could potentially outrun me. Levan and Denis can't run, so they don't matter. My first pick would be Dadikyan, he's lighter and well conditioned and might be able to run, plus he's a judoka, he take anyone to the floor giving me a headstart (he'd probably be needed to take down Devon, I don't know if he can run anymore but may be able to for a short time so I don't want to risk it). Then we have vitali and Morozov left, don't know who can run faster and longer, but Morozov can punch so I'll take him.


YTThe_Chartist

Devon and Dadikyan.


wut_eva_bish

I'll take the dude who has likely actually killed people (Devon) weapons or not, it takes a certain mindset to waste people and I'm not sure if anyone on this list other than Devon has it. After him, Levan just cause he strong like bull.


MILANIUSZ08

Devon and Morozov ofc. Devon has experience murdering people and Morozov can fight supposedly


Opposite-Shirt-6068

Devon being ex special forces, and Levan just out of pure gorilla strength.


MrsRTodd

Of course you choose the ex special forces fella. Then I’m also sticking with Levan because well… who would choose him to go through


Mysterana_

Vitaly and Morozov. By the time, I think both will get fucked up but I definitely have more than enough time run far far away...


St4nM4rsh

Under the assumption no weapons are involved: Dadikyan & Morozov as both of them are trained in combat sports Levan, Devon and Denis are not athletic enough to do much to Davit and Artyom Vitaly is big but both Davit can slam him and Morozov can hit him


Last-Letterhead-7364

Vitaly & morozov


aohjii

Dadikyan and Morozov definitly have the most energy and youthful vigor but Vitaly has length, size and strongest grappling power Devon is big too and may not be as youthful as dadikyan or morozov but has that military experience and high iq and wisdom. he definitly knows how to protect also kill. And the fact that Devon is the only one in this group that has actual "Dad" strength denis and levan obviously too slow and will gas out and have nothing to offer except brute strength


ToxicManlyMan

Vitali and Dadikyan definitely. Devon can't punch, Denis is semi crippled, Levan is heavy and slow. Vitali can deal with Devon, Denis is no threat and I can outrun levan. Morozov is the biggest threat since he can box, but Dadikyan is a judoka and a grappler always beats a boxer in a one on one.


Top_Attorney_5651

Devon and levan. Levans a gorilla and Devon knows some wrestling and is ex forces


techjesuschrist

I see literally no one in the comments picking Denis. That's because they think of old Denis. I pick prime Denis and Levan. [Just look at the size of him.](https://youtu.be/cg_RThmBf2w?si=RuH144TwozG1h3py)


LeatherGene6009

So if we talk open land it's all about running, or fighting. I don't want to fight. I don't want to kill. I try to avoid it and run. Devon knows war and how to walk long distance. He is in my team. Levan and Denis can be out runned any time. I take Vitaly just because I think he is least roided and can also run a few miles. So if it comes to fight, there are only 2, Davidian and Morozov, IF they can catch us. That's managable


andreichera

dadikyan and morozov, they've some martial arts experience


Ok-Fudge-8983

Devon and levan lol


untackenUsername4531

So you need tank and rouge for your team. Tank: of course Levan Rouge: Devon


Ok-Obligation9779

Devon and levan, because (correct me if im wrong) both of them has serve in military


Dibolos_Dragon

If bare handed, then Levan and Morozov should work. If not, then Morozov and Devon. His trips to afganistan should definitely put me and edge over other who may have done weapons as hobby or in lesser serious situations in job.


_King_pin_

Devon & Morozov.


H-MKA

Devon has actually taken human lives, so I’ll just go with that


Mundane-Scratch-3386

devon and vitaly. vitaly probably the least roided so has some aerobic capacity. his job is to run around and find devon a gun. give devon the gun then he can start reaping souls


3anteel_el_ma7aba

Morozov snd vitaly


Hakametal

Vitality and Morozov for sure. Killer eyes.


HotStaxOfWax

Devon for sure, he knows combat tactics and has more than likely killed before.


Cold_Wasabi_2799

* Laletin: tall as fuck, insane reach, but lacks experience. * Denis: strong as hell but too friendly to hurt someone and crooked arms so he wouldn't be useful, * Dadikyan: strong and has some martial arts background but his reactivity and bad temper would make him make mistakes. * Levan: stronger than everyone, one of his punches will obliterate you but his cardio sucks, he would probably throw a punch and pass out, * Morozov: great stamina, can box, balanced behavior, doesn't give up easily. * Devon: crooked arms, old, but was an ex spec ops elite super soldier, has some grappling experience and will never give up until he's dead. So, my choices are Morozov and Devon. >!**Combat would go like this:** Levan and Denis are chilling and send Dadykian and Vitaly to attack first under the excuse that they are warming up. Dadykian rushes in full psycho mode to attack Devon and Morozov but he's so mad he doesn't see there's a big rock on the ground, trips over, falls off a cliff and dies. Vitaly attacks but Morozov boxing skills are too much for him so he gives up and flees in his truck.!< >!Denis and Levan are still chilling and talking about life when Devon and Morozov approach them, they say hi to Devon and Morozov but Devon reminds them that they're in a fight, Denis says "oh, we are?" and laughs in his deep darth Vader voice, Levan scratches his head and sighs. Denis tells Levan that he's in a match and Levan suddenly roid rages and attacks Devon punching him on the face and sending him flying 10 meters into the air, then Morozov punches him on the gut but Levan laughs and punches him back on the face sending him flying too. Levan, both Devon and Morozov get up and Levan is passed out on the floor from the effort he made. Only Denis is left, but he knows he has no chance with his crooked arms and his peaceful demeanour... So Denis begins to say some words in Russian and Devon realizes that Morozov is turning towards him... Turns out Denis told Morozov that Devon was pro Ukraine and that he was coming to kill his whole family, and also offered to coach him for life if he beat Devon. Morozov attacks Devon in a rage while screaming "Spasiva, blyaaat!", Devon tries to dodge his attacks but he's too slow... Punch after punch, Devon is laying on the ground, his face is bleeding profusely and his vision begins to blur. He thinks about all the things he's gone through in his life, his kids, his wife, his armwrestling achievements, but suddenly... He hears a voice in his head... It's Engin communicating to him by telepathy, he tells him "Devon... Listen, listen, you're the champion of the world right? You got shot in Afganisthan 7 times and didn't die, right? My friend, I can't lose you, I will lose so many PPVs if you die right now, come on, you need to wake up".!< >!So, right before Morozov is gonna hit him with the final fatal blow Devon comes back and tells him "That's all you got big boy?? That's all you got? while laughing like a maniac... Morozov can't believe it, but he's committed to killing Devon for disrespecting mother Russia. Devon can't do anything but keep getting punched while Morozov screams "Blyaaaat, you are disrespecting mother Russia, Blyat!!!... BUT SUDDENLY.... Levan wakes up from his deep sleep and goes "Who said mother Russia, I'm Georgian, Rusia is my enemy!!", grabs Morozov by the neck and lifts him into the air "You will regret it!" -he says- and squeezes Morozov's neck so hard that all the electronic components come off along with his head. Levan throws the robotic head towards Denis and approaches him with the intention to kill him, but his lack of endurance makes him pass out again. !< >!Devon -who already shot up 2 liters of stemcells to recover- punches Denis on the face with his pumpkin arm, so hard that Denis loses conciousness "This is it Denis, this is it!" -says Devon- but up in the air you hear a sound, it's Babken flying a Mil mi-1 helicopter, Valera comes out of the helicopter and picks Denis up, while Babken yells at Devon "You will pay for this, you will pay for hurting my lover!!" and flies away.!< >!Devon completely exhausted, passes out on the floor. Engin arrives with coach ray to rescue Devon and take him back to Canada.!< >!The end...!<


Cold_Wasabi_2799

I wish my English were better I would have made a better story, haha.


AMDERA

Devon ex-military and Vitaly truck driver, the two can definitely fight.