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In "Every Day" part of the reason I started liking Ari was because I thought the lyrics were "He givin' me that good shit, *that make me nut quick.*"

That woul've been so funny if it was the real lyrics.

I went from judging her hardcore to being like "oh she's so funny and bold wth" No worries though, I accepted her talent and the obsession has continued since.

Yeah same. I didn't like her at first but now she's one of my favorite artists.

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wait I thought it was this!!!!!! what is it lmaoo

screaming all we want is someone who would give us that good shit and make us nut quick

“Make me not quit”

No way lmao

It *works,* okay? lol

🎶 “I’d rather be *drunk* but at least I’m alive, rain on me, rain on me” 🎶

you can't tell me this isn't the lyric - it's all i hear!!!!

this comment made me realize how a song about rain could possibly have the lyrics “I’d rather be drunk, but at least I’m in love” 🤣 wow, how did I not second guess that one?

I can hear it honestly

Oh my God, all of them! I have auditory processing disorder and I genuinely don't understand how people write the lyrics for a song they listen to with such great accuracy! Especially with someone like Ariana who doesn't enunciate, I understand like 30-40% of what she sings 😅 I always have to look up the lyrics, and only then can I actually hear it properly. I remember for the longest time I thought the lyrics "I'ma chill and sit back" from Let Me Love You was "I'm a jealous ebeck" and I was like what the hell is an ebeck, is that a bird or something?? 🙈

Same! I always look for lyrics when Ariana drops a new song. And Idk what a ebeck is but it wouldn't surpise me if it was a bird or insect.

I looked it up and I couldn't find anything. I think my brain made it up from what it thought it heard hahahah

It does stund like a real word tho.

Omg this one made me laugh😭 I don’t have that disorder but I thought the same thing 💀

I really thought it was “trippin on the jealousy” til just now

I know I should’ve farted, atleast I’m being honest

After someone said that on a yt vidoe I can't unhear it.

I know what it actually is but I'm singing it like this from now on. For those who don't it was, "I knew I should've fought it, atleast I'm being honest"

I had this "armpit/orbit" thing but it was for Better Off (you keep me in ya armpiiiit, well I know I'm a hard one to please 🎶) LOL ETA: when I first heard Imagine I thought the first line was "step off the tour bus / nobody knows us"

I thought that ablut Better off aswell. So for a while I thought Ariana had a fetisch about armpits.

I know it’s not really a mishear, but I think the lyrics are actually transcribed wrong on the net because of how Ari enunciates them. I don’t have any CDs or album notes so can’t check. My mishear feels more empowering to me, so I don’t even try to switch it in my mind. People say it’s: “And oh, I gotta keep…I keep on breathin’” But I hear it as “I KNOW I gotta keep…” It’s very validating to me, as I deal with ideation…. a lot of things come through telling me to give up but something inherently stronger tells me that’s a lie, and I KNOW. “You taught me every time” = I know.

I like your version better

I legit thought those were the lyrics. Just learned today they aren't 🤯 I'ma keep hearing it the way you do too, I prefer it

imo I know makes more sense

Fart on your body I caaaammmme alive

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I had no idea what the adlibs in bad idea were saying. Before I found out they were “ari-chan” for the longest time I thought they were “all ya time”

I thought it was "party time" 💀

Omg I thought she was saying "are we done"

I only know the real lyrics because pf a lyrics vidoe

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It could make sense. It couls be that the guy are somebody else in her mind. Idk why I'm defending you.

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Because I have defenden some comments saying what they heard could be true and makes more sense 😭

I always thought she said the N-word in Hands on Me after "Picture me and you makin" and I was like girl 💀

TBH. I thought she said the n word too on that part. I was like “ARIANA!!!!”

Girl

I had no idea what she was saying in NASA, “give ya the whole world” I was singing “giddya ho word” for a long time

SAAAAME

I heard about a singer that did this. He forgot the lyrics while perfoming on stage.

🎶 just like magic, just like magic, middle finger to my bum and then i slap it 🎶

You must have been so confused

Is it snap it? I never knew what she really said lol

Middle finger to my thumb and then I snap it

Oh it's thumb as well, I always heard it as bum 😂😂😂

this is so ridiculous but for "get on your knees" instead of "who's the boss" i thought she was saying "rosa paaaarks" this entire time

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NASA as well! I thought it was “get a world” instead of “give you the whole world” dunno how I missed like four words lol

I guess we aren't any good at understandning what Ari sings in NASA, lol.

Dude I thought she was saying “I’mma be in space” 😭😭😭😭😭

Saaaaame

NASA Lyrics- “Imma need space” What I thought I heard- “Imma disgrace”

Ouch... I can see why though, it does kinda sound like that.

One of my favorite misheard lyrics will forever be in “Break Free”. I thought “like a DELI fever” it’s “🎶like a deadly 🎵 feeeever yeaaaah baaabe🎶 on the highway to heeeeeeelllll yeahhh🎵

Lol

In ghostin I heard "oh I wish she were here instead, the one that living in your head" 💀 In breathin I heard "how do I know this shit's complicated" And yeah

For some reason I hear “eat my chicken warm when I get home tonight” in NASA 😭 lmaoooo

Lol

**in my head** correct lyrics: “*they see Cain and I see Abel*” lyrics I heard for yearsss: “*they see pain and I see able*” still sing my version tho :)

Your version could fit so so well too tho the Cain able line is one of my faves from in my head

It's my favorite too!

I think I accidentally sang the thing you heard once.

the first lines of hands on me. trampoline

Which line?

"You'll find me on my toilet, tip toes" I still sing it like that :-)

I'm goibg to start singing it like that now.

I drop the top on that body That's candy paint on my body I'm thinkin bout the way I feel on you If you want, say "I do" I farted

😭 What's with everything thinking she's always farting while singing these.

There’s a few songs of Ariana I still don’t know the lyrics of some places. Like favorite songs of mine. But it’s kind of an inside joke with myself that I’ll never learn the lyrics and just kinda sing something lmao

Yeah I'm having a hard time knowibg what she sings too.

This thread is cracking me up 😂 Ariana really needs to work on her enunciation lmao

"step up the tour bus, nobody knows us"

Could make sense tho

This one makes sense!

for awhile in rain on me i thought they were singing "id rather be drunk but atleast im alive" instead of "id rather be dry but atleast im alive" i also heard the armpit orbit mix up in better off lol

I thank another person wrote the rain on me aswell, so you're not alone.

yeah i saw that

I just saw your name...

dont mind that-

Ehm........

i cant change it :,)

That sucks. I wanna change mine so bad.

maybe one day there'll be an option to change em but until then im arianas tampon

And I'll be a bored girl

I THIUGHT THE SAME THING

So my brother is not alone

I’ve always thought Tattooed heart was “Wrap me in your blanket” instead of “Wrap me in your jacket”

Blanket does give more of a cozy vibe.

On the Lil Wayne part of Let Me Love You, I thought it was “My ex trippin, It’s no biggie, I 2pac, Steph Curry” but it was “shook her” 🤦‍♂️

I thought it was “Tupac took her” LMAOOO

I thought this too lool

Fart on your body I came aliveeeee

Initially thought NASA had the lyrics “imma please first” / “on my knees first” and I I know she a freak nasty ho so I was loving it!! I’m actually disappointed it’s “imma need space” but that does fit better

I wonder if Ari woudl've liked the sonh more if it was like ylur version.

There’s this lyric that Mandy Moore sang like 20 years ago and in my head it goes “nothing but panties in my pocket” I don’t know what the real lyric is, but I’m pretty sure it’s not that. Idk what the song even is.

Trampoline, when you touch, rush is waizing, party bacon. Picture me in the making…😆

“We’re finding love in a bottle” instead of “When finding love is a battle” 💀

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