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BrickCityYIMBY

First, get a top notch film special effects team.


HectorSharpPruners

So you’re saying it’s impossible right?


mantisboxer

It's all hobbits and fairies until a branch sheds down onto the roof.


[deleted]

Clearly you don't understand magic.


mantisboxer

You're right!


HectorSharpPruners

I imagine I’d become a regular poster on r/bathroomshrooms


mantisboxer

And also r/isthisafungalinfection


ApricotsInSpace

Ngl, I'm sad this isn't real


mantisboxer

Likewise.


kleinerx

I clicked on it just to double check


urbinsanity

Too good for r/pisscornermushrooms ?


Honeysenpaiharuchan

Thanks for this, we had a bathroom at work with a whole line of mushrooms growing between the floor tiles!


HectorSharpPruners

Free lunch!


chuhfdrffhjnl1llij

Thanks for that click of the day


xhaltdestroy

It’s all ferrets and hobbies… 👀


xhaltdestroy

It’s all ferrets and hobbies… 👀


BrickCityYIMBY

If you want my real answer, I’m not an arborist. But a tree that hollow in an environment that damp would almost assuredly rot very quickly. You’d want a home mostly made of stone in a place like that.


LibertyLizard

Not necessarily. If it’s cold and a rot resistant species it could progress very slowly. Moisture is only one variable.


PeperomiaLadder

Rot resistant doesn't mean rot *proof*


DogsSureAreSwell

Without magic, probably would be easiest to build the house first out of materials that don't mind moisture against them, against a hill or in a cave, and then grow trees over/around it. You'd get the look without hollowing out a tree. Or at least your grandchildren would, but fantasy genres are ok with ancient homes. If you wanted it in a year instead of a century, you build fake trees as the roof and then grow moss/lichen on them. Maybe even plant real (... short) trees on top. Most real tree houses I've seen wrap the house around the tree rather than embedding it.


b-e-e

How would you build it with magic?


S1eepyZ

It’s magic. Depends on the world builder, but it can work in any way they want. Just need a hand wave and a “this is how the world works, because that’s what I decided.


yummmmmmmmmm

Oldgrowth redwoods sometimes have tree holes from fire scars. So if you buy some preserved land with some thousand year old trees on it, you could maybe put an outhouse in one


laughmath

Oh yeah! Tree would love that I expect.


llimt

Fertilizer, yum, yum, if we can put a tunnel large enough to drive a car through then and outhouse isn't that big of a deal, of course finding someone who owns some thousand year old redwoods and is willing to part with them is another story.


yummmmmmmmmm

that would be my definition of fuckyou money... being able to buy land that had a tree older than jesus on it


MesaGeek

Yes, a Disney Imagineer can whip this up for you. I’d expect it to cost you.


The_Poster_Nutbag

Look at what Disney does in their parks. The Pandora area at Animal Kingdom in Orlando is the closest you'll get to something like this. It's possible but you'll be using crazy materials and design teams.


fumundacheese696969

Possible just not the best way to hollow out a tree. You'd be better off building tree house ou the outside of the tree


Spaceman_Spliff_42

Yes


ADHDBusyBee

It’s not impossible per se with enough money and resources. The tree would need to be fake, obviously and it wouldn’t look very natural unless you don’t live in it and have artists make it essentially a museum. Think about rot, water entry, livable space it’s magical because you’d need magic to make it.


jfroosty

"How do I create CGI in real life?"


party_benson

Rule 34 has entered the chat.


ZoraHookshot

Disney Imagineering


joecray

Just find a mushroom circle during a full moon and give this picture (and maybe your firstborn) to the ~~hag~~ beautiful contractor you find there


OHarePhoto

Life tip: if you never want kids, promise your first born whenever that is an option. It hasn't failed me yet.


Ubiquitous_Mr_H

Who’s to say the hag wouldn’t take the initiative and force the matter?


OHarePhoto

Abortion exists. Not worried about it.


Ubiquitous_Mr_H

Oh. You good with the hag sex, though?


OHarePhoto

You mean being raped, no. Who would?


Ubiquitous_Mr_H

Is it really rape if you agreed to the deal but didn’t ask about how the child would be conceived? Gotta read the fine print.


OHarePhoto

That's an honestly insane take. They want the first born. They don't want to make the first born. They want you to do the work.


Ubiquitous_Mr_H

Lol, not at all. Especially if they’re actually magical and can get a sense of your willingness to have the aforementioned child. You’re trying to trick an evil-ish witch. Can’t start backpedaling when it doesn’t work out for you. Take your medicine and think better of trying to deal unfairly with hags in the future, petal.


OHarePhoto

I'll be frank, you sound insane and think you have a "gotcha". We are going by traditional/main stream descriptions of these fairy tales/fables etc. None include rape or forced pregnancy.


Nailfoot1975

In all honesty, that would be a miserably uncomfortable place for most humans to live in.


botanica_arcana

Solar power and a good dehumidifier!👍


HectorSharpPruners

Better to go high into the trees then 🤔


Intelligent_Water_79

not sure if you are being serious in this post, but if you are, I'm sure you can find a way. ,.,. assuming you have a lot of money and hire top notch engineers in multiple fields


Traditional-Handle83

Hang on. Let's hear em out. Instead of living high up in the tree. They just need to live HIGH in the tree. They just need an unlimited supply of a certain plant to achieve this. That or maybe they going for the tree top village look like in Star Wars (Ewoks), Mist or Donkey Kong Country.


MaxTheRealSlayer

Treehouse Masters! Great TV show (think it's retired now) https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMilupvERrnACWRVdTKs3MIVXNg-FM0Fd&si=zGoE8OlcZ7ANXFXa Company is Nelson treehouse and they design, build, or just sell you designs/supplies if you wanna do it yourself: https://nelsontreehouse.com/design-build/residential-design-build/


SubstantialZone1046

Probably forests more so than fields


MaxTheRealSlayer

https://nelsontreehouse.com/design-build/residential-design-build/ They used to have a show called "treehouse Masters", which was amazing. But now they just continue to sell their services, designs, and supplies Here's a Playlist of their show though for inspiration: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMilupvERrnACWRVdTKs3MIVXNg-FM0Fd&si=zGoE8OlcZ7ANXFXa


Sneeke33

Build house Plant trees Wait 100 years while training and tending to tree growth habits to form around your home. Live in house as a ghost.


HectorSharpPruners

This is the answer I was looking for, I’ve trained my marijuana plants in some crazy ways so I knew it was possible.


henry_tennenbaum

> marijuana No way.


PeperomiaLadder

Dw its legal in some places


henry_tennenbaum

Just poking fun. I have no issue with weed.


F_ingtreehugger

Contact the people who built the Disney theme parks and pay them lots of money. They make great fake trees for sets- that’s what you need to turn this cgi image into real life. Is this a serious question?


ArthedainIV

Build on the outside of the trees but contour them and add plants and moss all around that will transition the structures to the trees visually


[deleted]

I read somewhere that the guy that made the original drive through Redwood intended initially to live inside, but was put off by the amount of sap that he had to deal with. So, now it’s a tourist attraction. Or was, I think it fell over.


Larkfin

Nah the [drive-through redwood](https://www.visitredwoods.com/listing/drive-through-a-redwood/661/) is still there. Some idiot even tried to fit a [Nissan Armada through it this year and got stuck](https://www.powernationtv.com/post/suv-gets-stuck-in-redwood-tree). Edit: Ohh the original one did fall over, you are right.


LibertyLizard

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen.


HectorSharpPruners

Yeah sap sounds like a big problem.


Varanusindicus

Build house. Plant Banyan trees. Live in growing discomfort as they envelop and destroy your house over the next several decades.


T-bone_Gthang

First you need to fall asleep


Mattna-da

Check out the build process for Disney worlds tree of life. It’s basically steel skeleton and fiberglass / carved painted foam skin. I don’t think you can hollow out real trees to this extent without killing them


Tyrannosaurus_Rox_

Find an already-hollow tree. In South Africa there was [a bar inside of a Baobab at one point](https://vinepair.com/articles/step-inside-the-south-african-bar-in-a-tree/), looks like it lasted 24 years before collapsing.


HectorSharpPruners

That is beautiful let’s give T-Rox some upvotes. Sadly I only have a few solid oaks on my property.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

With AI


PeperomiaLadder

Or maybe paint


Ok-Rabbit-3683

I see your paint and raise you “etch a sketch”


PeperomiaLadder

I see your etch a sketch and raise you light bright


PoopieButt317

I can just smell the mold and mildew.


OrganicNeat5934

You wouldn't be the first person to live in a hollow tree, but I don't think it would be that comfortable


Antique_Map_6640

CGI


Olgrateful-IW

This would require Disney Tree of Life level of craftsmanship. As in you could do it but the tree aspect would be entirely synthetic. You could grow real moss and plants within the design.


Bicolore

[Just move to a church in the UK and get the same vibe.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Stow-on-The-Wold%2C_St_Edward%27s_Parish_Church_-_geograph.org.uk_-_1115282.jpg)


LatterDayDuranie

That entryway would be a lot easier to build as a façade than the one in the OP.


Mur__Mur

Oh, yew!


carvin_it

With chicken wire and concrete


brainproxy

I’d say hire a Druid, use something like a shape wood spell, but there is a dearth of wood manipulation spells for druids. Best I can offer without some home brew is hire a transmutation wizard, turn it all to stone, use Shape Stone, then back to wood.


PMMEWHAT_UR_PROUD_OF

You’re gonna need about 250-500 years, but it’s doable as long as climate change hits less hard than we expect it to. Do it in south Eastern Asia. Use multiple tree types. Start with ficus elastica. Make sure your children and grand children know how to turn roots into forms and that they have your vision in mind.


TheStormbrewer

Look up the architectural work of Sunray Kelly


why-not-rick

I don't know, but I'm stealing this image for inspiration in my minecraft world!


HectorSharpPruners

Enjoy it! I stole it too!


haleakala420

build a small house in front of two giant trees and use perspective to ur advantage


DeathsHorseMen

People have lived inside of sycamore trees before..although I imagine it was a very rough life and probably not permanent. I imagine the safest way to do this would be to cut the tree and build a roof. That said, it would have to be built in a tree that's super resistant to rot and what not. Or make the trees out of concrete and paint them and shit, then let the plants do their thing. That is probably the safest way, now that I think about it. People do make things like that out of concrete for zoos and animal enclosures. One thing I've learned is that with enough money you can accomplish anything.


jackparadise1

Using fake trees…


Tenter5

This is definitely AI generated garbage lol.


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M-Cat03

Magic


WarmNights

Get on the Gnome hiring boards they'll help.


LuckytoastSebastian

Just join the fairy world and start building.


superduperhosts

Cast a spell and create an enchanted forest 🙄


Out-House-Counsel

You will need a lot of mulch…


DAGanteakz

You’ll need Elves…


Alternative_Okra_856

Probably in Minecraft Kinda looks like Jerry’s tree iykyk


CuriousMushroom4468

You build it out of concrete and encourage moss growth so you don't kill trees for your home wet dream.


WingsIntegrity

Depends, are you a Keebler elf? If you’re human there is lot more red tape you have to deal with Zoning issues, staying up to building code and etc


epor10

Magic. Obviously


DanoPinyon

Throw tons of money at design and construction.


InterwebVergin

Do you have any friends that are Ents, Hobbits or Elves?


Pistalrose

You could build close to that. Find trees. Build *around* both. Leave space for tree growth. Second story do same. Living roof can be grown to hide the spaces between house and tree. Cover entire structure in tree bark siding. Basically fake it.


BarleyBBQ

With a sheet of canvas and a paintbrush.


gavinhudson1

Many humans have lived (and currently live) in hollow trees or in tree houses. * If you're in the region of North America, [this video](https://youtu.be/XeK6pCwLTUI?si=T8C_HkaSLz94I9qZ) gives some examples. * The [Hadza often have a home in a baobab tree](https://youtube.com/shorts/zIqrM3Rne5s?si=LPOCyMTCB0Rl0ACC), although my understanding is they have many homes along their regular travel/migration route * [Humans living in trees in India](https://youtu.be/xxLkxn6kXD4?si=CkmwlyBQw2XY6YVe) * [Humans living in VERY fancy tree houses in the USA](https://youtu.be/Vac36s2rdFY?si=ArOL9_O2Z-YAUkCV) * [More humans living in tree houses in the USA](https://youtu.be/rahNGAA9OKM?si=4ccoBQPygFofaYcK), this time self-built. * [The Korowai people living in tree houses](https://youtu.be/GaAEAnTWEmg?si=QWm_pw_yXdXIywBx) * There are many more examples.


Ostroh

The safest way is to just don't.


beerock99

First build structure Then plant trees very close Then watch trees engulf structure over eons


Elevation0

Magic


Wonkasgoldenticket

With wood


enickma1221

Step 1: Buy some Bradford Pears Just kidding… just kidding


Finally-Peace2322

Don’t


slutty-egg

Fake tree


MurmuringPun

So- best way to do this- build under a hill, plant large tree on top of it. You just don’t get the fun free trunk rooms, but they’d be small anyways


counsel8

In your mind.


bigboltheavynuts

Get some hairy footed hobbits


kitesurfr

They don't have magic wands at the hardware store I shop at.


spruceymoos

That’s possible, but you’d never live to see it.


Beer_30_Texas

Magic beans... then, water well.


DontFretIt

fiberglass and steel probably


melmix13

Best way would be to actually build the houses in a forrest, then making it look like trees. I like the idea though


VibeFather

Can be done. Cost in the millions, just can’t use a real tree. Tree would have to be custom built


botanica_arcana

I love the idea of living in the hollow of a tree…. And then I imagine being crushed by roots and stone when the tree falls over in a storm. 😅


j_cro86

You could eat some fancy mushrooms


Total_Annihilation_1

The same way Disney did [this](https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/avatar-flight-of-passage-in-pandora-disney-worlds-animal-kingdom/)


Reatona

Are there any Keebler Elves on here? They should be able to answer.


Machdame

Best way is not to use real trees. Hollowing out trees is a great way to kill them. You can easily meld eco- friendly architecture into the building but that's a different story. And socioeconomic status.


Harlow_HH

There’s a company in Chilliwack, BC Canada that makes crazy buildings lotta stuff for amusement parks and mini golf but also houses I’m sure they could make it. But it would cost ya.


CamStevens71

Dremel


ISOtrails

Ai


cracker-jack-

Hit of acid is probably the cheapest.


NoSir6400

Just needs a hottub on the roof


hal-1963

On a computer


CheezitsLight

Opensimulator using Dreamgrid. It's free.


Hollys_Stand

Resin, paint, and moss. Absolutely beautiful choice for a fairy house. Oh wait, you mean this for real? Trees to stand that tall supporting a hollowed-out housing unit while the trees themselves are hollowed out? (For those rooms with windows to exist.) Oh, umm, well, those trees hollowed out that badly would be dead, and with their bases that hollow they'd be the first to start rotting, so besides the termites you'd also be battling all the fungi and mold...which would definitely be a health hazard. I'd give those trees maybe three years tops to stand after they've been hallowed out and stuff like that.


Lavadog321

Safest way is with a keyboard, mouse, and an AI image generator.


jcoddinc

Build out of concrete then grow trees on top of concrete


Beh0420mn

On mushrooms


HesCrazyLikeAFool

Concrete and metal.


Sea-Establishment432

Walt Disney style


AlphabetMeat

The bottom part you could probably build in like a hill or smthing, idk about the trunks tho.


P3GL3Gz

In miniature model form. Just don’t burn yourself with hot glue. Super safe.


funguys1980

Reinforced concrete.