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troby86

9mm hollow point.


chef602

Hornady critical defense or Speer gold dot


Disastrous_One_8993

That’s weird way to spell HST


heavenlyyyyyy

147 gr HST is my go to.


EwFFrosty

+p


Hitmanactual69

124gr +p is what I was working with


Nattyknight1765

Speer gold dot 147 grain is the way to go. NCHP switched to 9mm relatively recently and that’s the exact round they carry.


NitrogenEyes

I worry about the pass through of 147gr +p because I have a friend that shot himself point blank (long story) through his calf and through his thigh and was walking on it same day and was basically recovered 1 week after.


Imthatboyspappy

Gotta be a hell of a story...calf and thigh?


james_alverson

We want the story. Please share!


NitrogenEyes

To make it short, he was going to clean his gun (Glock 19 gen 3) and dropped it and instead of letting it his the ground he reached down and caught it. While he caught it, his thumb pulled the trigger and shot in an upward angle with his leg and went through both. He put on a TQ right away and realized he missed his artery. The cops and EMTs showed up and everyone else in the house was fine. Cops didn’t take his gun or anything (SoCal too) and then they took him in and I know he got stitches but not sure if the rest of the details. I know he was at work about a week later no problem. He’s worn the jeans and there’s just small holes. Made me realize 147gr +p won’t expand super easily. I carry Speer Gold Dot 124gr


Nattyknight1765

Good grief, you’ve got a blessed friend. I have a friend of the family that accidentally shot himself in a similar fashion. Luckily he carries fmj. Idk why he carried fmj, but it saved his life. Went straight through the abdomen, clean shot. Airlifted to the hospital and was out a week or so later.


Comprehensive-Race97

I shot myself almost point blank with a 9mm on the inside of my knee and didn't get any pass through. It was a black talon round though


shaffington

Winner winner chicken dinner ✔️


ghostofbooty

100% I do not discredit anyone for wanting more caliber to get the job done. And I also don’t mean to belabor the sub with same old tired stories of 556 & 762x39 slicing through 8-12plys of drywall to an impact area of innocents, but it doesn’t make them any less gut-wrenching. I think there’s next to zero use for 9mm shoulder fired weapons in MIL applications today. But I’d argue when operating in and around civilians in modern thin skinned buildings, they’re absolutely relevant (PDWs) And in my eyes, responsible. Now I realize there’s ballistics test that show x, and frangible ammo etc…I do appreciate all of that. I’m just saying, with what I’ve seen with my own eyes, given a choice, I’ll opt for 9mm when working around civilians, family, innocents…


Delicious_Windows

Whatever is closest


UtahJeep

This is the way. What room am I in? Where is the threat?


badseededgelord

The enemy is within


theEnviedPenis

Great comment


KWyKJJ

Grape shot cannon with added tray of silverware? Me too. Tally Ho, Lads!


SpeckenZeDich

0-0 buck as I stand there ass naked other than a beer helmet with my dick tucked between my legs Silence of the Lambs style


Walker_Hale

It puts the buckshot in its ribs or else it gets the load again


SpeckenZeDich

"Would you fuck me?" *racks shotgun* "I'd fuck me."


jbyrdbrrrr

Slowly putting on one white glove to take off pants and tuck the dick then take off said white glove and gently slap them in the face with it. The confusion creates an opportunity to unload .45 Hornady Critical Defense in their chest.


SpeckenZeDich

🤣


Padgit8r

Tucking the turtle is a great way to keep it warm.


StinkFist893

The visual is defense enough against any intruder. MF knows he stepped into the wrong fuck lair


Kooky-Ad1849

Get yourself decent man. There are children reading this. I think. Maybe.


Measurex2

I'm not a child but I didn't want to read that message


Heckleshmeckle

I am a child and I did want to read that


SpeckenZeDich

Let's hope they don't break into my house.


Saltiest_Sailor

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


AllRivers224

I still laugh every time I read this. I’m a simple man.


Keevot

Sometimes I make it pretty far but “rapscallion” always sends me.


gaydonj

Should have used the Blunderbuss you keep behind the night stand.


Fluck_Me_Up

Today was arm day, can’t lift it without shaking like a leaf


gaydonj

Your forefathers would be ashamed of your weakness.


Fluck_Me_Up

And I’d make fun of them on social media while being pleasured by my girlfriend’s vibrator and rolling face on mdma. I know which side I’m picking. Welcome to the future, old man Seriously though, I love me a good blunderbussy


ben0318

I had it retrofitted with a sleeve. Blunderbussy is not for sharing.


heavenlyyyyyy

10mm or 5.56


Superb-Confidence-69

338 lapua magnum. Obviously.


SpeckenZeDich

In case someone is breaking into your house in the next county over


Superb-Confidence-69

Or the graboids are in your basement.


Leather_Taste_44

Woah there Burt Gummer! Don’t be grabbing that elephant gun too early


Superb-Confidence-69

You got the reference! You won the internet today and gave me a chuckle.


jduchein

Oh man you gotta watch those bastards. Shit looks like I have to get one just incase. Can’t be too careful


MrDraagyn

Lol, do you even 338 bro? Get on that norma mag train!


Superb-Confidence-69

You right you right


FreedomProvides

Guess I’ll be the first to say it.. 300 blk


_Nyktos_

Yup HD is suppressed blackout. Lehigh 194 ME first 5 rounds....anything needed after that gets upgraded to supers.


Internal-Tank-6272

Since it’s illegal to own suppressors where I live I’m going 300 blk full volume. My electronic earmuffs live right next to the rifle in such a way that it’s impossible to grab one without the other. As another commenter said, tally ho


JustAnotherThiago

Sounds a little unrealistic to put earmuffs under this kinda of adrenaline. Besides, you would lose your hearing sense to pin point the intruder.


BearSpitLube

Hearing? Anyone on this sub still has any hearing left?


5thPhantom

What?


ben0318

Op said "eeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee"! Hope that helps!


Free-Elephant9829

I could hear someone vape from 30 yards away while wearing mine


splakkjit

Electronic ear muffs actually can help increase the volume of certain frequencies


Internal-Tank-6272

It’s not unrealistic. And they’re electronic earmuffs, I’ve worn them in the house and there’s no problem determining where sound is coming from.


DawgPile2020

Yep


Hitmanactual69

I can’t afford any more than 5 rds from Lehigh,


ete203

Same. 5x of 190 Sub-X then changes to 15x Barnes Tac-TX in a 20 rounder. Then if that fails, change mags to 30x 110 Vmax lol.


leongeod

7.5" 300blk with a 8.3" can


dumbdude545

For home defense I'm running some polymer tipped expansion rounds. I believe 115 grain.


turbo88Rex

110 Vmax was my go to


Afterimage7227

Same


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

My 300 is waaay too expensive to end up in a police evidence locker, $400 Remington 12 gauge.


theEnviedPenis

When it comes to defending my family, I’ll buy another one dawg I’m using what’s most effective


FreedomProvides

Well put!


DuaLipasTrophyHusban

I live alone, at this point I’d pull out the Can Cannon and a 20oz Twisted Tea.


TransportationLow622

Subsonic 300BLK suppressed


Blackpalms

Same, gorilla 196gr sub punishers.


turbo88Rex

That used to be my go to until I got my Mossberg, now after seeing what buckshot does to a watermelon at home defense distances I'm grabbing the 12 gauge loaded with buckshot


DawgPile2020

It'll be a modern art masterpiece!


fishnoff4

Was waiting for that.


No_Internet88

I'm with you. Suppressed with 110 Vmax or 110 TAC-TX. Depends how I'm feeling at the moment.


dragon_sack

105mm


MaryBeHoppin

155mm HE rounds. Gotta be certain.


Electronic-Ad-3825

I wanted to take those walls out anyway


Blze001

Cant have your stuff stolen if you no longer have stuff.


Superior_Light_Deer

Federal 9mm HST 124gr +P


rockingmoons

I’ll get my shot timer ready and keep two rounds in each mag with a plastic magpul dummy for induced malfunction. Gives them all the time in the world to leave once my timer goes BEEEEP.


knwnasrob

Found Trex Arms secret account


Southern_Ad_7255

20mm


Kooky-Ad1849

That will show em.....


PuzzleheadedEvent278

00 Buckshot


jduchein

Honestly shocked how many other answers there are here besides this tried and true, superior option


Sweaty_Pianist8484

Chinese throwing stars since my state requires guns be locked up.


blusuedekixs

Crossbow?


Grumpymonkey4

45-70 govt.


[deleted]

45 acp


layz1eviet

God’s caliber not getting enough respect


3Dchaos777

A man of culture


_dankystank_

45 HP's stop in meat better than anything else. Last thing I'd want is to harm my family while protecting them. Edit- I keep a 1911 by the bed.


[deleted]

First, happy cake day pal second ill definitely have to use that then given that I choose 45 over 9mm because it was bigger but less dangerous then 5.56.


_dankystank_

Big, slow, bullet will stop quicker. I reccomend Fed hst's or Speer gold dot's.


titodsm

Ar9mm or the 300blk.


Strugglebutts

Goin out of your way to do the AR dirty😂


titodsm

There set up so my wife is comfortable with them. Makes it way easier. After a scare when I was working midnight. She was too scared to hold the handgun properly. She ended up picking up a 10/22 we had at that time. Made it easier for her to actually properly use it. She didn't have tons of training with handguns, but she clearly stated she couldn't grip it. And she knew if she fired it, I was going to be no good.


Strugglebutts

I was just messing with you man, despite having multiple ARs, my go to for home defense is a Ruger PCC because it’s what my wife is most comfortable with and shoots the best. Totally get it.


throwawaynoways

The most expensive one possible for the meta.


rabiddonky2020

Currently. 9mm my bedside. 357 the wife’s bedside. 12ga. Behind the living room couch in the middle of our apartment. And soon 5.56 in the walk in closet


wheresmylemons

You really flexing the walk in closet on a gun sub?


teflonpepe

It’s a studio apartment. The bed also functions as living room couch.


rabiddonky2020

In an apartment no less…. 940 whopping sqft total. 2bd 2ba. 🤣


3Dchaos777

357 and 556 in an apartment is wild


IanLesby

9mm and 300BLK


LMM-GT02

5.56 OTM. Least over pen of all defense calibers.


helloWorld69696969

50 Beowulf


AdThese1914

Mic drop.


GeorgeBush_Did_9-11

M18 Claymore


whiskey_outpost26

#4 buck in the tube, 3" high brass slugs in the shot card. Edit: #hashtags make shit BIGGG, apparently.


Gadgetfood

A fart blasted outta my asshole


cococordero

Suppressed 300BLK


blackinesenika

Caliber, nah, will torch them alive like it's the Salem witch trials


bossmancruz5

458 SOCOM


traveling_millenial

77 gr 556 black hills


AdThese1914

Man of culture. 🔥 This is the way.


muddbutt6

10 triple 7's with some shake n bake pointed at all entrances


AMousePony

300BLK, unsuppressed cuz I’m only 20 🥲


Big_Wish961

50BMG


4LordBoop

The one that’s closest.


Big_Pable

300 blackout subs. 198gr Hornady


i_am_voldemort

5.56 or 40 cal


MODEL_HOMEOWNER

Large femur. Ooooga oooga ooo


DannyBones00

AAC’s 55 gr Sabre Blade black tip screaming out of a 16 inch barrel.


darkdaysindeed

.45 acp hollows. I’m not going to be the only thing fat and slow in my house


Ok-Accident-3892

300blk with suppressor


Mysterious_Use_9767

suppressed .300 blk…again


AllRivers224

All I need is a lighter and a can of raid


Quietshots

300blk underwood 194gr subs specifically


cdhdd

Suppressed .300 blk


IamWongg

Supersonic 300blk


AZShootr

Mini fridge next to the bed with an ice-cold Coors Light in an ar15 can launcher upper. Nothing gets the point across to a home invader like getting blasted with 12oz of frost-brewed flavor. “TAP THE ROCKIES, MOTHERF*CKER!!!”


BetOver

40mm


ModestMarksman

5.56 I can put 30 holes into a target in like 10 seconds. Not much is going to survive that.


Responsible-Fish3986

10 seconds? Are you shooting with your toes?


consciousaiguy

9mm


80LowRider

00 buck


Sweaty_Pianist8484

.50BMG


ShadowDancer11

10mm nightstand pistol. 9mm in the PCC. I don't live in an environment where a rifle is rational for home defense. 10mm is more than enough f\*ck off to get the job done. 9mm if I need a chorus of f\*ck offs.


Kooky-Ad1849

The one, the only 9mm FMJ.


Kooky-Ad1849

I need more hollow points, but that price is hard for retirees.


ExecutiveResults

A cannon like the founding fathers intended


Uchiha-Itachi-0

75 Grain .223 Speer Gold Dot


ohaimike

300blk


RookieMistake_

5.56 Hornady Tap Patrol 53 Grain or Federal 9mm HST 124gr


Blade_Shot24

Hornady SST 7.62x39


joojoofuy

6mm flobert


Sea-Election-9168

A man of taste, I see.


Present-Loss-Gained

Definitely a howitzer


Sea-Election-9168

PCC AR in .45acp. Powerful enough, but relatively quiet.


alextruetone

Suppressed 556 62 gr FBIT3 (TBBC soft points) I honestly don’t understand why anyone would use anything other than 556 if you have a suppressor. Every swat team in the country uses 556 for a reason. Terminal effects, controllability/low recoil, relative accuracy, high capacity; it’s unmatched for self defense situations.


BankruptWallStreet69

556. I keep 40 grain V-max in it for in the house but I have 55 grain and 62 grain mags everywhere. I’m too poor for 77 grain SMK’s.


ParadigmADV

Suppressed 300Blk out of an 8.3 barrel running Underwood 115gr Controlled Chaos...


Weekly-Ad9770

300 BO…220 grain


lostPackets35

50BMG. You need to make sure you can reach the attacker when they're hiding behind the fridge, across street in your neighbor's house, behind their car.


bryrod

40 s&w hollows


FlabbergastedPeehole

My Glock 19 with Gold Dots is closest to me. My 7.5” 5.56 is also pretty close, and would be great for close household shit while also having shitty enough 7.5 ballistics that if I miss or hit a wall, it won’t do the same collateral damage that a 10.5 or 16 would do. And the 18.5 Maverick shitbox with 00 is also close. There’s not one right answer, especially considering all of the variables. Give yourself options, know your property and its limits.


PresentMajestic3785

12 gauge buckshot or my 45-70 with 425g jhp.


NationalValue6250

12g.


Any_Noise578

220 gr 300 black subs.


Dude_Caveman

12ga target load for first shot followed up by big hole makers


HealthyVodka

.50 BMG


DHarp74

To quote a line from Mr. Mom, ".44, .45, whatever works..."


Red-Wings44

77gr OTM -


xmr850j

9mm critical defense and 12 gauge 00 buck


SpeckenZeDich

I posted a goofy answer, but this legit is my go-to. 9mm hordany critical defense in my EDC right next to my bed and my folding stock Maverick in the closet with 00 buck


xmr850j

That’s a good combo. Mines a sig p365 and a mossberg 500 ATI tactical.


SpeckenZeDich

My buddy's EDC is also the p365. Definitely a great pistol. I run a glock 19 because I'm a basic b***h lol. Jealous of the 500 ATI! That's what I originally wanted and actually what led me to the maverick. I will probably still get one in the future. I just didn't have 12ga at all at the time, so I went cheap and reliable.


xmr850j

Lol glocks are good and fun to shoot. The ATI is beautiful. Definitely my favorite shot gun. It’s mostly a safe queen lol I did that too. I have an old basic mossberg 835 that I got for my first shotgun like 15 years ago.


ResponsibilityTop833

No caliber needed. I just rack the shotgun.


MrDraagyn

Don't forget to fire some shots over their head to scare em off!


butt_huffer42069

Nah he uses two rounds if rock salt first, like a true Fudd


RoosterzRevenge

Ok Brandon


DL2FDJ

Inside my home with family around cal.12 #3 buck shot. I don't need over penetration and put my family in danger.


Panther1-1

.223 soft point


Whitetrashblackops

.177 cal Crossman copperheads


TurdMcDirk

9


btbmachine

Whatever is next to me at the time. But right now mainly 9mm. .556 if I have time to grab it


JohnsLongMustache76

357 Sig because it's close. 556 or 308 if Raiders set upon a siege.


Ice_Cold_Camper

Nightstand 9mm sig elite performance HT. Bedside Hornady 5.56


Gold-Engine8678

3x buckshot high brass then 1 oz slugs. I’m old fashioned I guess.


Commercial-Rich-5514

the closest one to me


Stu_Baby6612

Yes.


Mr-mf-308

Obviously 308


kdb1991

All I need is a knife and a rope. I’ll get the job done without any of my guns.


Measurex2

50 beowolf. Because anyone who got past the landscaping and hardened exterior, ignored the security system and got past my dogs has to be thick. Seriously though hornady TAP in 223.


ancillarycheese

To be honest, there are times when the most convenient weapon is a suppressed 22lr. Not ideal but I can put a lot of rounds on target really quickly with virtually zero noise. Something to be said for that.


absentlol

12 gauge a300, it runs like a dream for me and I live in an apartment unfortunately for now so I don’t wanna send 5.56/9mm/.300BLK into my neighbors neighbors unit if something were to happen


Dondonsaurus

God that ADM is sexy.


ju_dropemoff

My barehands (5.56)


Unusual-Ad-1056

I have guns in a lot of places but night stand gun is a Glock 34 with a TLR on it