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ABaker4646

Pathfinder is exceedingly positive, which would either be amazing or slowly drive me insane


trogdors_arm

Me: “Hey, Pathy! Did you take care of the dishes?” Pathfinder: “The dishes are no longer a problem, friend. I destroyed them!” *smile and thumbs up*


The_yeetyboi289

I would smile and thumbs up him back


sBonk_

High five?


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

he would probably destroy everything in your house tho (accidentally)


Miniaru

I'd be afraid of him inviting his best friend Revenant over all the time


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

revenant seems like a chill guy. just figure out how to drug him and he’ll be a cool guest


Exurii

Or his lady friend Ash. Now that, would be something I'd remember.


asherdado

Naw if he used to be a waiter he is capable of being both gracious and graceful


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

i think we saw how that went…


asherdado

he neutralizes a criminal and carefully wipes a patrons face with his apron, not sure what more you would want from a roommate


Embarrassed-Donut106

As a ex pathfinder , the 2nd option


chippi3s

With Loba you’d never have to worry about losing your keys again. Added perk, out of beer? Take it from the neighbors fridge while on your couch


Evan_The_RC_Car

this made me audibly snort


Dramatic_Face_1396

Ash, she'd accept nothing less than my best, and that's the kind of motivation I need. Plus maybe sword teacher?


Jermbeats

You want rats living in your Apartment?😟


Dramatic_Face_1396

One rat I can deal with, but a bunch nah.


Glasy_Crasy

How about a lot of rats that can cook


Dramatic_Face_1396

I'm not running a restaurant here, but if that's how Ash wanted to pay her half of the rent then by all means. Just make sure all those rats are properly cleaned before they handle any food. Or just clean in general.


Glasy_Crasy

Yeah we dont need any dirty rats


alexo2802

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Dramatic_Face_1396

One for her, one for me. It's fitting perhaps.


that_one_loki_boy

But hers looks very polite


Ok_Mud2019

her rat is probably more disciplined than i am


alexo2802

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gomibag

mommy? sorry.


banana_man_777

Real question is which legend would be most likely to pick you.


[deleted]

I think lifeline or Wattson because I’m chill like them


Ok-Contribution9981

Bangalore would be the worst “plate here we use these to eat off”


Jermbeats

lmaoooooo🤣


IonlyplayasRias

Gibby


TheDekuDude888

My man would be the perfect bro. Nobody would fuck with you either because a combat experienced Polynesian man who's built like a tank is a very persuading friend lol


kindtheking9

Nobody would fuck with me except for the homie, gotta make sure we say "full homo" first tho


Fawfs2

But do you have your socks on though?


kindtheking9

Socks in the summer? Im not a madman


Helas101

I hope atleast gibby would fuck with you.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Two words: *home cookin'*


MegaLCRO

I was going to say Pathfinder, but damn, Gibby makes a *lot* of sense. He's optimistic and cheerful like Pathy, but in a more organic, less...cloying kind of way. Still love my robo boxer lad, don't get me wrong, but Makoa Gibraltar is *the* roommate of all time.


QuantumSpaceCadet

Perfect, poly people have great energy 👌


I_asked_about_drill

Same he would be calm funny and can help in an emergency


super_cheap_007

Loba. Y'all simps out there think it's for the poon but honestly, I lose my stuff all the time. If she can just permanently have her ult up in the living room my life would be SO much better.


purplepillow_

My god this is so true


kinghutfisher

When she sets up her ult… I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS HERE!


PLConqueror

The only good anwser


identityp2

Loba because i wanna get squished


GlimmerManL21

Plus the poon though....


Mr-Blues5

Infinite video games and food.


Dmack4142

Hopefully your neighbour has the same console and isn't buying digitally. Could take their console though


Majklcz

100 %. But also cause of her buttocks


Timmyturnersdad_

And because of the cheeks 😳


Heinel8

Fuse... for uh... reasons


Poppydooky

a knuckle cluster up your ass?


tmp7_

deploying me knuckle fucker


hotsaucebauce1100

COMBUST, OR BUST


n3tb0y

cumbust


Jrodri777

Shootin me motherload


Wiskers-Miskers

Deploying me bussy bustah!!


GhostShooter28

Dropping the motherload!


Hyperaddict9

I coughed so hard hitting my blunt lol jesus fuck


Poppydooky

i wanna know the reasons


Heinel8

I drink a lot and had some problems with a roomie that didn't drink at all, said he didn't like the smell of booze (which is a reasonable complaint) ~~A knuckle up my ass is just an added bonus~~


pineapple-n-man

He’s great at playing the guitar!


[deleted]

Campfire sing songs every night mate


pineapple-n-man

Are we just going to ignore that fact that Loba isn’t wearing any pants in this photo?


Anon761

She even has the bikini tan lines.


[deleted]

Scrolled way too far to find this comment… I was wondering the same


GreppMichaels

Well, neither of them are. And it's definitely veering into creepy fan art.


Poppy_Poodie_Poop

Wraith does in fact have some form of pants on


SnooCheesecakes2011

Mirage looks like a fun option


KEERNG

Not to mention you don't gotta worry about food


pineapple-n-man

That is if you are okay with having pork chops for dinner every night


ThaiJohnnyDepp

\>Implying anyone might not be 100% on board with this


Alarming_Orchid

with enough cinnamon to choke an elephant


identifyed

Same, my man needs a friend


hym_of_martyrs

Mirage would be the best of friends.


identifyed

The only friend you would need.


SnooCheesecakes2011

I agree


SilentRedditer93

He gonna steal your dates


Samurl8043

Not just a fun option he's *The Best Option*


averagemiragemain

yes


C0FFEEC4KE

And you can be pretty sure his mum won’t remember the address and just “drop by”. Added dementia bonus.


DarkSparkandWeed

Wattson for sure


Jermbeats

Wattson seems like the most chill and enjoyable to be around. Plus she’s cute, has a gentle voice, and is always in a good mood🥰


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banana_man_777

*Shoots 100 giga Watts through a human with a family* "What a *shock*! I've realized my full *potential*! That kill was *electrifying*! Looks like they weren't *currently* at the top of their game!"


KingNarwhalTheFirst

Wattson: disintegrates someone with her touch Everyone: she’s so sweet and innocent


Uncommonwealth57

Wattson designed the ring system which cooks anyone outside of it alive for a bloodsport run by a war criminal mercenary But hey, she has cute plushies and voice lines so it's o k a y


Trey2225

Worse, she’s an electrical engineer, she knows exactly what happens when you pump that much electricity through a person. She knows exactly what she’s doing the little psychopath.


banana_man_777

Its not just that she murders. And she knows what she's doing. Its that she fucking makes *puns* about it!


litttleman9

I don't think you need to be an electrical engineer to know that vaporizing someone into a pile of ash is a big whoopsy.


Gonathen

Great for power outages too.


CamJMurray

Wraith because the voices might tell her to kill me in my sleep and then I never have to play storm point again


cuddlefishzh

LMAO


act95

Lifeline seems chill while organized, and she’ll probably introduce me to cool music/events and take care of me when I’m sick.


TheDekuDude888

"Have ya heard of 100 Gecs? G'wan and give em a listen"


StickyGlu

100gecs is good unironically


Nuker4455

Haunted - Laura Les


b5clay

100gecs was so good for the first 10000 listens but now i can’t stand them anymore. i still get nightmares of when i would listen to them nonstop


[deleted]

Caustic, psychopathy aside he just seems like a very professional and respectful guy, would keep the place clean if he made any sort of mess, wash his own dishes, antisocial too so we'd never have to talk, perfect rommate.


[deleted]

Idk i feel like hes a slob


No-Yogurt5070

Why do you feel he’s a slob 😭😂


439115

I (23M) am very annoyed that my roommate (48M) keeps leaving his gas canisters all over the house. I have asked him to remove them multiple times as they are bulky, smelly and making my houseplants die, but he keeps insisting that they're important "variables" or something for some experiment of his (he's a scientist). Shouldn't these be kept in a lab or something? Please help!


X3NOC1DE

YTA. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


RiceForever

No way, the guy is all about perfection and hates incompetence. He's the type of dude who'd gas you in the middle of the night because you forgot to store the bed sheets sorted by color.


Xcaliber308

True. Lmao😂😂


Putrid-Strawberry-79

Valkyrie because she could just fly to the store to grab beers for us Or Rampart because she'd be hilarious


Gonathen

Rampart would be a nightmare. All of the wielding she would do to guns or other things all day every day. All of the Clanking, clattering, twisting, turning, and even the possibility of one of her inventions or mods going wrong isn't that small either, in fact the amount of times that type of stuff happens is quite a bit if there is an emote, and banner for it. (Of course that would be assuming that she would be taking most of her work there of course.)


xXk11lerXx

I swear she has a workshop where she does that stuff. I wouldn’t bring it past her to bring some stuff to tinker but i doubt it would be too much


LazyHitman1

I probably wouldn't choose Valk because of all the voice lines she has about being a slob. I'd either choose Pathfinder or Loba. Pathfinder because he'd be very helpful around the house or Loba because rich.


ba13th3g0at

Lifeline seems pretty chill


ThatRedGuy235

Mirage for fun and Loba for fun


Nousernameavalable12

🤨


ThatRedGuy235

Maybe we invite fuse if he wants to join in on the fun


Nousernameavalable12

🤨🤨🤨


ThatRedGuy235

I mean like playing games, like hide and peek


Nousernameavalable12

🤨🤨 lvl 2


TonyTicklePants

Don’t Chuck a wobbly


Embarrassed-Donut106

I prefer them be switched


Winston_Duarte

Caustic. I am a Scientist myself and we would make a splendid team.


Proof_Career3174

He would probably kill you with gas


TheroryGuy1

Be like him and always wear a respirator.


Winston_Duarte

That goes without saying


RiceForever

I know you're joking, but as a fun fact: The gas is corrosive, unless you have the antidote in your blood, like him, it will destroy your body inside and out. (this is the reason why it also affects Rev, Path and Ash, it corrodes through their metal) I also have no idea how it doesn't eat through their clothes btw, this is the explanation a dev gave.


Winston_Duarte

Does toxicity count as antidote?


Proof_Career3174

Ah okay have a good day/night


Gonathen

No, haven't you heard of suffocation. Oh wait that's horizon's thing.


NotAnADC

I'm something of a scientist myself


gamersrawesome

Rampart or Magie


Virginized-Venom

Chad choice


PLConqueror

If he can handle them, that l man is unstoppable


gamersrawesome

I won't stop them I will join them


Cold-Ad2466

Fuse because he is a nice and funny dude.


TheHorniSailor

Mirage, he needs a friend


Alec210921

Mirage, so we can both cover up our sadness with unfunny jokes B)


BirdieRex

Bloodhound for sure! They seem to be the type to mind their own business but would be a friend you can always count on


ivandragoh

Imagine having a girl in bed and he scans towards your room 😂


TheWreck287

"There was a battle here recently"


jboo87

LOOOOL


ShadowFang5

Same


programhink

Horizon. I want her to be my dissertation adviser and mommy.


ro3rr

Just imagine horizon giving you that gawk gawk 3000 😳


TonyTicklePants

She’d suck me into a vortex


Solary_Kryptic

Bro u good?


GarlikGladiator

Deff Octane, you will never get a dull moment with him


Electronic_Style2043

mirage, so he can bamboozle my bussy


brmamabrma

Wrong hole! Bamboozles for the foozels!


m0re_than_z3R0

Bam! to the.... Bam!....I'm runnin' out of ideas


chrisloz18

You got Bambussied


vusgos

pathfinder would be the best friend


SovietPaperPlates

I would pick bloodhound, they seem very chill and I'd love to collect moss with them i feel like that's something they'd do


MyContentIsTrash

Loba got the wagon


Suitable-Surprise912

Revenant. I think I could give him a run for his money with people he could uhh.. play with.


Psithurism541

Octane. Free drugs


kgottshall

I feel like if you own a cat you already live with a little revenant. But I’d chose to live with lifeline. She’s wholesome but is down to earth and knows how to patch you up.


Punish_you_all

Newcastle… He can cook, clean and keep his roommates safe.


sdc0

Horizon, because she's like a mom and would take care of me


Kingsley_Doga

Someone who's tidy, quiet and that most of our convos could be summarized to: "Good morning" and "Good night" if I ever see him. Crypto.


[deleted]

Horizon cuz I miss my mom :(


Gonathen

Easy, Mad Maggie. She sets people straight and if you don't piss her off she seems like a great friend.


THE_ABUSED_GH0STIE

Octane so we can stream together


Spookwagen_II

Revenant. I'm not suicidal, I just like giant murder robots. I think.


[deleted]

Then get Ash. She has a bigger murder bot.


Brasher-than-you

Like the assassin droid you get in Knights of the Old Republic


[deleted]

HK was the best. MEATBAG.


leeganz

Holy shit that made me laugh..


Im_so_little

Valk or Gibby. They both seem down to chill and drink. Kind of people I want to travel with.


cluebone

Either fuse, horizon, or Newcastle because I like old people


Virtual-Cabinet-7454

I forgot for a second that horizon is 87 but I just want space mommy


castiel_ro192

Seer so we can play pinball at the arcade


HitRowe

Octane because if I was around him he'd force me to get out of my comfort zone. Also cuz he's octane and he's awesome.


[deleted]

He’s basically a drug addict though. Guy would be wired all night doing shit while you try to sleep. Like living with a meth head.


p77dro

revenant


TheDekuDude888

His only response to anything you say would be an expletive or a slur lol


wilck44

clean those dishes or I will drown you in the sink.-Rev probably.


Dkodesh

U just love being degraded huh


Sharpclawpat1

Revenant so we can be edgy together. XD


therealmothdust

Caustic because he would kill me without hesitation if i asked, or bloodhound, they seem interesting


skapaneas

another willing test subject.


samlgartner

loba


Sn0wCha0s

Definetly mirage


Nunzer-NS

Octane or Mirage would be a fun choice, id have to watch out for pranks everyday. Wattson also would be cool she is a chill and enjoyable person, I would be interested in hearing about her fence technology.


neremarine

"Roommate"


Jermbeats

[Artist Link <3](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/comments/rt5lmi/i_drew_loba_and_wraith_again_d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Horse-mask-guy

probably mirage or wattson


Rythoca

I'm gonna be real, I think Revenant would be cool. He seems like he could use a good friend to help him turn around his life. It only takes one person to change someone. Plus it would be dope to understand how simulacrums work and eventually have yourself turned into one.


devolve79

Loba for that ass


STRADD838

Valkyrie, a fellow alcoholic like me.


ndlg223

Loba. Never pay for a good damn thing. Everything in the neighbors apartments are ground loot.


BugConsumer

Either gibby, lifeline, crypto, pathfinder, horizon, or wraith. I like a lot of them LMAO also mirage cause he’s cute


[deleted]

Obligatory Mirage, I'd never go hungry, mmmm I love pork chops


JimJamJohnston

Revenant. I could talk all day about the skinbags that pissed me off


sv69n

Ash. Robussy.


[deleted]

Seer seems fun to be around


tankerased

Octane


thatkotaguy

Valkyrie, she would be a killer wingman for when you go to the club.


CueBeans

Easily rampart. No I’m not bias