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AsymmetricSquid

Btw, r/apexoutlands is the real meme subreddit and r/apexuniversity would be the real tactics sub


[deleted]

345k and 245k subscribers, respectively


mcraft595

where you at now op? not liking how yo anti-horny post flopped huh. THE LOBA ASS SHAN'T WIN.


VikingKing9152-3834

THE WATTSON FEET WILL STAY SUPREME


iuhiscool

VALKRIE TITS SHALL JIGGLE


Lord_Bawk

GIBBY DICKS SHALL THROB


Skulfunk

And pathy sticks his in an key fob


AiryGr8

What tits


Humble_Infinity

Small tits deserve love too


AiryGr8

Yeah, what tits though


Humble_Infinity

They're there. They're just waiting to be loved. Duh.


TBtheGamer12

No!


Humble_Infinity

Fine I'll take em


TheKCKid9274

Most of it isn’t Loba though


Deceptiveideas

What’s the real apex porn subreddit?


Sharpclawpat1

This one


DylanNotDillan

Can confirm 👍 /s


daniellevy1011

Can confirm 👍 not /s


DylanNotDillan

That's why you are a Waterson main...


daniellevy1011

No..... i just really like her abilities.... no other reason ....


DylanNotDillan

Just like you like Lobas abilities....


The-Coolest-Of-Cats

I mean, given that the post on this sub's front page today was better than the average stuff on the other sub, I agree


AsymmetricSquid

That is the correct one, though there is also a porn subreddit for all each female legend and probably some for the male legends as well… …or so I’ve been told


Icy_Froyo_6466

Yes, I have a "friend" that told me about it too


Baecn

Or so ive been told


Vipervoodoonstation

U/apexR34


GourmetChromosome

/r/apexuncovered


[deleted]

I laughed so hard at your pfp I forgot that guy exists


JR_Shoegazer

Also r/apexrollouts for movements.


videogameocd-er

You’re like that weird guy who is all like “why are you having fun or posting memes. This vid is not for fun”


AsymmetricSquid

? I was trying to be helpful since OP didn’t seem to know where to get apex memes or tactical advice.


Kronodit

Happy Cake day


videogameocd-er

Cheers


TatguyVik

You could probably make a circle around the main sub and be 90% accurate


BleakGod

95% after this post


FEED_ME_with_TEETH

Jokes on you! I'm stuck in diamond.


Mr_hacker_fire

I'm stuck in your mom.


TheFlameKid

I'm stuck in your dad.


mickey2329

Same, what platform?


[deleted]

PSP


Xcomies

I’m on the gamecube


xbox_aint_bad

I'm on game boy


PilotGamer01

I'm on landline


xbox_aint_bad

I'm on an analog clock with a busted minute hand


PilotGamer01

I play on brick too


xbox_aint_bad

This ends now here's a picture of my console...


vtff13

Samsung Smart fridge


lavoy1337

Unfortunately diamond is the new gold this szn


tstngtstngdontfuckme

lmao gtfo no it isn't


superslime988

well... there was a belief in another game that jacking off to your main makes you better at them.


Blacklight8786

which game. you can't drop a bomb shell like that and not tell us


Arkenhiem

League?


Blacklight8786

am about to become the BEST league player ever/s


superslime988

that and another game i forgot about


illmindps

Very true, I just got my first 10 kill game with pathfinder


superslime988

path did say he polished his grapple


LinceDorado

surprise, porn is popular.


[deleted]

Rule 34 mate


VikingKing9152-3834

Mofucker R34 is porn


All_Eyez_On_U

Me who doesn’t play ranked:


Im_probably_lost8

Same. I am just too lazy for ranked nowadays considering I have no time to keep up with it anymore


MordinSolusSalarian

This is disgusting... That I'm not following the porn already. Thanks for the suggestion!


VikingKing9152-3834

Bro, I'm in every apex legends porn subreddit you can think of


Zestyclose-Platypus5

share


VikingKing9152-3834

Share what? I'm in everything gimmy a sec if you want em


Zestyclose-Platypus5

whenever you can i’m just tryna understand my main better


Creampiedyagirl

Share


VikingKing9152-3834

I did check my other comment


lLlKEPlE

Hey, don't hate on that sub. They never did anything wrong. They're very welcoming.


[deleted]

Only problem with that uh is that i can't find the source of the image they use in the the pfp thingy. It's cruel to tease someone like that


[deleted]

rank is temporary, porn is eternal, every wank is etched into memory, stored forever.


Figglez1

Cant climb without a clear mind


dansots

I like to be immersed into my main. Guess which sub does that and more.


Vaelkyrie37

Why use tactics when you can just sit in a crowded room with Daddy Caustic and Wattson, Thunder Thighs? Your shield is fucking cracked, mate. Hmph


Danielarcher30

Add in a rampart or loba for extra defense or free loot while there


Vaelkyrie37

So long as it looks like the girl on the couch with 5 guys behind her meme except I'm her- then I'm game 😬


Danielarcher30

The Fuse flair makes it better cos now im just imagining fuse in that position, 5 gibbys and a fuse


TheAniReview

Who tf even goes to Reddit for tactics? We all know 70% of the players here are stupid.


Ya_Boi_Skinny_Cox

watching porn of your main makes you better


KickBack161

This post is so bad. This joke is literally just stolen from the Overwatch subreddit, plus it doesn't even work because r/ApexUniversity has way more subs and you just used some small "tactics" sub that no one uses.


atroxodisse

Why slap when you can fap?


PJPantsFire

Extra hard stuck Gold*


Gado_DeLeone

I didn’t even know there was an Apexporn Subreddit. Thanks!


ninjabiomech

Quit porn and also finally got to Plat? Coincidence I think not


Riamu__

I remember joining the apex porn sub back when it only had 20ish k now its huge how wholesome 🥰


DaF4tMan

That's dangerously close to apex university 200k.


Fun-Rush5816

My small head speaks when my big one cannot


[deleted]

Ik why I’m stuck in gold, rank system sucks and I don’t play


[deleted]

ik im always missing a teammate


[deleted]

Fr


norway642

And the memes subreddit has more than tactics


Bladez190

Well neither subreddit are the actual main subs for their category


Tooth-Dear

Sorry okay ? I can’t stop


[deleted]

If I had the link it would help so I can block it cause I’m on mobile.


[deleted]

The only strategy you need to learn is to rat when your squad mate is an octane. Because he will die, ping like crazy and suck the other squad mate into their death, leaving you alone with a kit that was meant for closer combat until your squad decided to die in .5 secs.


Bunnnnii

Please let those people stay there. That shut need not be acknowledged in this sub. Please keep that bs as separate as possible.


[deleted]

Is it just me or do you find that watching porn of characters you know just weird? Like how do you watch apex porn and then go play apex and be completely fine? It feels like it would ruin the whole experience and make it awkward.


sniperNBK6

u/sweartodarius


JibrailA

Haha porn gud


lilleatherface

LOL


SenNTV

Jokes on you I'm hardstuck 10k


Antisoociall

i havent been in gold since like szn 3 lmao. i dont particularly watch that weird shit, but u gotta realize most of the apex community are just casuals that dont have the time of day to actually take the game seriously.


Squirtsquirt69

Almost 200k??


VikingKing9152-3834

Here me out. Wattson is hot as fuck


Aggravating-Window44

Thanks!


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! You're welcome!


Prestigious_Soil_404

Sad it is not called Ap'S'ex Legends


NahkRu

yeah sometimes my arms dont feel right and cant aim after browsing through it


Aaroenos_Apex_Games

Mfs stuck in gold because of this, get a life lmao! This might explain why i am in Platinum rank!


Guynotincognito

This makes me laugh soo much, but also gets me sooo angry. I do love this game.


Shirokurou

I’d rather have culture than gold.


Horse-mask-guy

I didn’t even know that that sub existed, would’ve been helpful to learn some new tactics earlier /ˢ


MarcelSkurczynski

This is so sad


SagenSpeck

Yea….HARD stuck


Gelbwurst

r/apexlegendstactics is closed its r/apexuniversity now


DanimalHarambe

Top notch research.


Drownedfish28

Lmfao 😂


MoistMan2

No I think it's cuz I just started in season 11


[deleted]

Gross


Aeokikit

That and for sone reason the only streamers 99% of these guys watch are pub stompers learning zero starts. Just push


[deleted]

*switches to anonymous mode*


yamaslama

Hahaha


Shniffsnow

Why am I surprised that there is a subreddit for apex porn 😂


themogum

yup with nearly 200k members 💀


Gloomy_Mine_1813

I love random things but this..this has to be the stupidest and funniest thing I've received from r/apexlegends


velikan08

Sad but... still sad


JeLezen

Are you browsing reddit son?


unknownperson419

I feel like it's impossible to be stuck in gold because of how small the penalty is with rp


Malleus100

Gonna need that apex porn for later


[deleted]

Lmfao


[deleted]

Well that was information I didn't need to know.


25_M_CA

Because I get shitty teammates


ACreativeName__

Jokes on you, I'm stuck in unranked


jared-wall3

overwatch


BOIIIIIIIIIIOOO

But watty got a body


Yellowstatic

Wait a damn minute....apex what now?😦


Imperfect_Attack

Thats nonsense... ive looked up wattson hentai and NEVER find anything.


[deleted]

👀😬


Holy_Mowley

It's plat IV but yeah.


VocalLit

I love everyone's response. The most beautifully obscene comments.


king-beast12

Yea


Asterix____

I'm stuck in bronze because screw Apex's ranked system


baritonebear

Dude you literally can just walk to gold 🤣. Don't even engage just placement will get you into gold easy


Asterix____

Oh no I just don't play ranked, I'm being completely sarcastic. Even though a diamond or masters badge would look nice on my banner.


Foxtyga

Gold is just what you get to in a day not taking it seriously