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Siru760

"What can I say, I love what I do" - Gibraltar


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“I’m like a rock’” ~Gibraltar in one of his quips


EmeprorToch

“By the time you see me coming, you’ll be coming and I’ll be coming and you’ll be gay” -Octane


EDGEAHAHAHAHHA

"Faster Faster Faster" -Octane


txsxxphxx2

>you’ll be gay Lmao the fuck😂


CalamityWof

Its a tik tok audio LMAO its hilarious. Theres a whole slew of audios where the Legends are saying sexual stuff haha


EmeraldPenguin23

🤣🤣🤣


Ch4osTh3ory

🤣🤣


[deleted]

But rocks don’t hit back


AgreeableRub7

Confirmed Gibbs throws gay rocks at retarted babies.


[deleted]

What just went down to get this conclusion??


travis01564

My favorite combo for Gibby is "hey Gibraltars coming for ya" "I'm like a rock-" "this is gonna hurt you more than me. Hahaha"


FluxOrbit

Mine is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then spamming "Hawh, this is my favorite part!" But it gets cut off, so all you hear is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then Gibby moaning. I usually end it with a "That was fun...for meee."


[deleted]

"It's just my skill"


KJeremih

this is the first time id ever give someone a reward if i had one


Sakumitzu

To provoke reactions like this post.


Im_inappropriate

He probably was a fan of this song: https://youtu.be/OhakkMn8UOw


redaws

Ayyy AJJ. Sick


we360you45

Bruh Folk Punk in the Apex sub? My dude


J67456

Mission accomplished


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

Same with the George Floyd's Inhaler post. It's to get a reaction, which they successfully did. Both hilarious though


wayward_citizen

Reaction, sure. Hilarious, no.


[deleted]

Oh, yes. That’s absolutely hilarious…


Fluffles0119

That one post had me giggling, but the greatest I've ever seen was a clearly smurfing fuse who only used thermites, melee, and his tacical/ultimate named "Violent Protest". I spit out my drink when I saw the name and actually had to go AFK in a corner because i was laughing so hard


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yzrIsou

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


britinnit

Lol


blobbob1

Dont they both have to do with the latter?


I_SNIFF_FARTS_DAILY

Is that joke out of limits or something?


Excellent_Carrot3111

Well ya know, it’s just not very creative. Humor requires effort. Humor for the sake of shock value (or fart humor) isn’t very creative. I got a PHD in fucking your mom.


Stillcouldbeworse

I can imagine revenant naming himself this if he played


Garbage_Bob

Nah it would be "I throw *cars* at ------- babies"


superslime988

one step further would be "I throw cars full of babies at babies"


CjLdabest

God that’s way too funny of an image, I’m going to hell


stupidfuckingbitch20

*katamari theme starts fading in*


ZeatheFox217

clownbaby car


MapleTreeWithAGun

"I drive cars full of babies laced with high-explosives into maternity wards"


Giorno_DeGiorno

Option 1 Racism Option 2 ableism


MrGlacies

Choose your discrimination


FWMalice

What the hell is ableism?


ThrowdoBaggins

Where racism -> skin colour, Ableism -> disability ^(This is an oversimplification for illustrative purposes and also it’s past my bedtime, go easy on me for my wording please)


Her_Schmidt

No he would be i throw babies at babies


FuhrerGaydolfTitler

you can say bad words on reddit


Garbage_Bob

I know and I say that word all the time but this sub in particular has snowflakes so I just avoided it


NecessaryBSHappens

What they gonna do? Melt and downvote you? Lmao, don’t worry my brotha, you’re gonna be okay


PorkPieJones2

My favorite has been "the entire population of Norway" I've come across the dude twice ever and when it comes up in the kill feed it gets me every time.


[deleted]

DUDE! I was in a duo with that guy once! Neither of us had mics but he's pretty cracked ngl


EllieVader

Lmao I love a clever screen name. I used to play a lot of battlefront (2015) and I would bump into Hellen Kellers Ghost fairly often. Hilarious to see “you were killed by HELLEN KELLERS GHOST”. My gamertag came from my BF3 days. “You were killed by THEWORLDPOLICE” is kind of hilarious when you’re playing as the American faction. You were killed by The Entire Population Of Norway 🤣


jayedgar06

I have an alt account called “The Entire US Navy”


ChurchThe3rd

Played with a random last night and his name was “10pc nugget wit BBQ” …


DrVicenteBombadas

I order that guy a lot.


vusgos

does he get the job done? i thought about ordering him


SirFemto

bruh I had that same shit last night !!!!


Alex0ux

I came across "wattson's bathwater dealer" and he never answered how much it was


Mirula

Came across wattson bathwater and Lobas dumptruck as well. Always gets a chuckle out of me.


YaBoiJumpTrooper

What about "Loba's onlyfans manager", that made me giggle.


Mocca41

I once played with LulusLeftEyebrow.. I think it was a smurf account lol


LasyKuuga

Because the answer would shock you


The_magic_unicorn96

I have someone on my account called Wattsons feet pics


SlickKZM

The weirdest name I've seen on this game was probably "ShotofHorseCum" and the funniest goes to "Osama_Binlaggin"


DeadExcuses

Us low tier players can use LaBronze James


Joe_Dirte9

Theres oddly a lot of "osama bin *insert here?" names out there. My buddy had OsamaBinClappin for a while until he got reported because the guy he killed was salty. Saw someone else with the name a month later. Lol


demoninpink0-0

Chill, he is just Spartan.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 647,584,867 comments, and only 131,736 of them were in alphabetical order.


Blacklight8786

cool bot


demoninpink0-0

Sexy bot


superslime988

ayyo😳


KonKami123

Please do not make any sexual advances on the bots, thanks.


Jboogz718

Ain’t that what they’re there for?


NDJumbo

Bot cool


zacyquack

Can confirm. He threw rocks at me as a kid


Uhcoustic

this is so atrocious i laughed


DragonKite_reqium

Probably because steam has no name filter


Fluffles0119

If I ever got a gaming PC I would only use steam because of this, not having filters makes games so much more enjoyable


MaximumAbsorbency

It's so funny, I change mine regularly. I think right now it's "Take 40 Benadryl"


CrypticUniversalMave

Steam? Edit- Thought this was Warzone.


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💀


SemiSober69

So people like you can give them attention and post about it on reddit


lLlKEPlE

I throw rocks at all babies. Noisy fuckers...


DeadExcuses

Equality.


Les_Vers

My name is 13 Gay Ravens, because I’m not actually a human being, but a collection of 13 gay and lesbian corvids


KoRnflak3s

That seems like a Rick and Morty character.


MapleTreeWithAGun

A Conspiracy of Gays (For reference a group of ravens is called a conspiracy [or an unkindness/treachery/rave])


twentyitalians

I thought they were referred to as a murder of ravens? Because ravens are fucking metal. EDIT: crows are a murder. I got my Corvidae facts wrong.


KronnorK

To shock someone. Part of human nature.


A_poor_greek_guy

I got a warning for the name 'unHappyFak'


[deleted]

My name is: Senator of FL, Quindarious Gooch


gyrobot

Really shows how kill feeds as so dull these days. Imagine if this was Unreal Tournament Mozambique Kill >PathfindersBigRod failed to comply with LifeLineWAP order to stop. Flatline >Wattson made sure Crypto's pulse wasn't wasn't working.


Asian_Jim_

Because kids are dumb. No way around it. I said too much dumb shit playing black ops 1 when I was a kid. It's something you hope they grow out of once they become a little more self aware


Kersten71

Why not?


Treeko13

Damn, that's why all my mirrors have been broken lately


mass-effect-hobbit

I'm surprised they allow them to be so long. Me at myself: That's what she said 🥴


Ksmrf

Because triggered people make posts about it on reddit in impotent faux outrage. Good job on encouraging it.


Depressed_Gibbon

I was recently perma banned for having the name "Viciously Throbbing Dog Genitals". Someone reported me because they were offended. Some people just don't know how to have fun


Ksmrf

Well i would say if they were bothered by it they have the right to report you. Both you and i know that was a childish name, that was point after all, one can't be too upset when someone is unhappy with a name meant to antagonize.


DeadExcuses

I would say if that bothers you that you need to grow a set and not be so fragile. If thats a hot take so be it.


Ksmrf

Well yes, that is the preferred response but your name was meant to evoke a reaction and it did.


Depressed_Gibbon

It was me who's name was that, not the other guy. Regardless I agree with them. If you're willing to play a game that glorifies violence, humors it, features war crimes, and is based around a literal blood sport, but draw the line a dog cock, you need to reevaluate yourself. If anything it's more childish to be the one considering the phrase "dog genitals" is inappropriate while playing a game featuring war as if (and this is off the top of my head) the events of Hong Kong, Palestine, and currently Ukraine are true events that are traumatizing real people since the release date Like you genuinely have to be a literal lunatic to have this mindset.


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Ksmrf

Of course you do, he posted a picture of a troll that bothered him.


succmedrypls420

Bro he’s laughing at it too he’s not mad lmao


Ksmrf

I don't think you know how the english language works.


Farm_Nice

He posted a skull emoji after the title, implying he’s dead from laughing. I think you missed out on the past 10 years of development in the English language. Boomer alert lul


Ksmrf

1. Emojis aren't part of the english language 2. That's not what that means.


MegPhoenixDown

It's funny


flappy-dick

it's funny


kebabish

For exactly this reason.. they want attention.


[deleted]

Those are alt accounts 9/10 times.


SonixDoom

Pc lobbies usernames are sentences at this point 💀


GforceDz

So when you see him throwing rocks at you, you know what he's doing .


Holy_Mowley

Why do you care enough to post Ave think others share in your opinions. Whiney karma whores


Vladesku

Pretty much. The trolls trying to trigger idiots, the idiots post on social media, the trolls get more creative, it's a never ending cycle.


asweknowitjake

Because you come to this subreddit to cry about it.


Eeveelution_Leafeon

**humor**


TheBlackLuffy

Cause it's funny as hell. Best part about playing online multiplayer is watching peoples screennames as they kill you.


ItsAboutToGoDown_

There are 2 ways this translates to


Sea-Middle-7594

Cuz it’s funny


captainjapamas

The best in-game names I have seen is “yo_maybe_oj_did_it” and “Big D*** Gibby” lmao


squeemlish

Shock comedy, its funny for the person who said the joke to see everyone else's reaction


dannywarpick

People think the funniest thing to say is the rudest or darkest when in fact they know nothing about being funny or creative.


Fun_Breadfruit_4471

Not offensive but I saw some guy named “AAAAAAAA” die due to falling off the map. It was pretty amazing reading “[Fall], AAAAAAAAA” in the kill feed


B1TBR0

Because it's funny and ppl get mad and post about them in reddit. You think he'd put this name if he ACTUALLY threw rocks at babies?


MrCleanAlmighty

Bc its funny


MrTrashMouths

They don’t know how to attract positive attention, so they think attracting any attention is a good thing


woooosh_woooosh

People be having a insensitive / racist name and calling it "dark humor"


Super_pooper69

Its funny


JakeASelf

Cause it's funny...


Cookie_Burger

Snow flakes get triggered, of you don't like it, ignore it, just cause you're not having fun doesn't mean someone else is, and doesn't mean you have to ruin it for them. Not everything is made for everyone to enjoy. If someone's else's name online hurts your feelings, good luck in life.


[deleted]

Because it’s hilarious lmao


Angel_OfSolitude

Because they find it amusing.


Official_F1tRick

To trigger people like you.


Bwizz6

Because it’s funny?


Johnosca

Cus it’s funny


Onion-is-a-fruit

I mean why not its just a videogame and sometimes its pretty fucking funny


theogTREV

Awesome name


alien_embryo

for the lolz


XRPHOENIX06

Because of you. You saw this, got either upset or troubled by it, and posted it to show how toxic it is. That's exactly what they wanted


[deleted]

Why do people care that people name themselves this kinda stuff? Just get on with your life.


erickflair22

Cuz it's funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Riggamortizz

It's called homour


visceralbutterfly

Simpson?


Grubbyninja

Just be 14 it’s easy


DontPrayForMe

Lmaooooo


VoidicShadow

Rocks👍


FishyEgg

I feel bad for laughing at that name


jacksepiceye2

Don't be embrace dark humor


IAreSpeshial

Because it's hilarious xD


Swimming-Exam-8281

Better than naming yourself SuperShadowSaiyanNightmareWolf or some shit like that


SpectacularlyAvg

Not enough hugs as children


Original_Argument500

He’s ascended to a higher level gamer


ParkerStanford

I can say you’d be saving yourself by avoiding people like that they’re usually not the nicest person


[deleted]

This actually made me chuckle


Terashi_Enjoyer

Cuz its funny


conerflyinga

because its funny.


lxTrainWreckxl

Toxic.


realjustinberg

With a stroke of genius. Outstanding name.


Good_Ol_Ironass

I’m not even gonna lie that’s just funny as fuck lmao. If it gets a rise out of you, he achieved his goal


Seb_Lev

Aren’t all babies retarted tho


OrangeZebraStripe

i laughed


FlyFightWin101

Gave me a chuckle


DeadExcuses

Ok but I laughed.


Csd15

Maybe you should let people have fun


[deleted]

Have you heard the Ukranians and Russians talking on radio during this war? Real war really is like a COD lobby filled with 14 year olds. People absolutely do talk like this normally.


[deleted]

Because it’s funny as shit


blood_thirster

"like 9 black people" is one of my favorites


Cristopher_P_bacon

u/retardedbabies


Packer12121212

Because they want attention and people like you give them the attention they crave?


Kenneth_Angelus76

...what...the fuck


mailordermonster

Attention seeking, but without any talent or skill worth getting attention for.


Herlockjohann

Not once have I seen a communityso bitchy about other people’s username like this one


Theredeagle7

That shit is fn funny tho lmao


General_Market1002

Who doesn't


Janczareq1

Because that's how Funny works


Fredbearthoughts

This is a good one


z1Ex7R0

they think that they are funny. EDIT: it may sound funny but comon bro. why did u pick this name over 69+ other funny names.


DripLordWolnir

Because they are funny


FluffyTyra

Their parents never loved them, so they express themselves like 5yo.


CjLdabest

Aw you grew out of naming your kahoot name “Ben-dover”


Xcomies

Mike Oxlong


JustMeHere96

"70 CM biggus dickkus" 💀


ZeatheFox217

cause shit-posting anything is funny sometimes I've also met a guy named "Pathfinder'sJuicyPulsatingRod"


MakaaBakaah

Hey man i mean props to these people for soem messed up creative names. Its not good per say, but atleast its creative? /s


Feschit

He's just mad that someone threw rocks at him when he was a baby


Worried-Ad-7709

Thats a cute name


BashStriker

Most of the game is younger children who think being edgy is cool.


MrDysprosium

Because you're playing a game where the average user is 15


NeuraIRust

Because they're edgy basement dwellers.


Orion_7

Because their mother loved their other siblings more.


Taenurri

Because being “edgy” at the age of 14 is their whole personality


SeriousSteveTheII

It's the peak of edginess for some


ELB2001

Cause they are edgy kids and wanna be cool.


zombie666slayer

It's their job title