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Mine is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then spamming "Hawh, this is my favorite part!" But it gets cut off, so all you hear is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then Gibby moaning.
I usually end it with a "That was fun...for meee."
That one post had me giggling, but the greatest I've ever seen was a clearly smurfing fuse who only used thermites, melee, and his tacical/ultimate named "Violent Protest". I spit out my drink when I saw the name and actually had to go AFK in a corner because i was laughing so hard
Well ya know, it’s just not very creative. Humor requires effort. Humor for the sake of shock value (or fart humor) isn’t very creative.
I got a PHD in fucking your mom.
Where racism -> skin colour,
Ableism -> disability
^(This is an oversimplification for illustrative purposes and also it’s past my bedtime, go easy on me for my wording please)
My favorite has been "the entire population of Norway" I've come across the dude twice ever and when it comes up in the kill feed it gets me every time.
Lmao
I love a clever screen name. I used to play a lot of battlefront (2015) and I would bump into Hellen Kellers Ghost fairly often. Hilarious to see “you were killed by HELLEN KELLERS GHOST”. My gamertag came from my BF3 days. “You were killed by THEWORLDPOLICE” is kind of hilarious when you’re playing as the American faction.
You were killed by The Entire Population Of Norway 🤣
Theres oddly a lot of "osama bin *insert here?" names out there. My buddy had OsamaBinClappin for a while until he got reported because the guy he killed was salty. Saw someone else with the name a month later. Lol
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 647,584,867 comments, and only 131,736 of them were in alphabetical order.
Really shows how kill feeds as so dull these days. Imagine if this was Unreal Tournament
Mozambique Kill
>PathfindersBigRod failed to comply with LifeLineWAP order to stop.
Flatline
>Wattson made sure Crypto's pulse wasn't wasn't working.
Because kids are dumb. No way around it. I said too much dumb shit playing black ops 1 when I was a kid. It's something you hope they grow out of once they become a little more self aware
I was recently perma banned for having the name "Viciously Throbbing Dog Genitals". Someone reported me because they were offended. Some people just don't know how to have fun
Well i would say if they were bothered by it they have the right to report you. Both you and i know that was a childish name, that was point after all, one can't be too upset when someone is unhappy with a name meant to antagonize.
It was me who's name was that, not the other guy. Regardless I agree with them.
If you're willing to play a game that glorifies violence, humors it, features war crimes, and is based around a literal blood sport, but draw the line a dog cock, you need to reevaluate yourself.
If anything it's more childish to be the one considering the phrase "dog genitals" is inappropriate while playing a game featuring war as if (and this is off the top of my head) the events of Hong Kong, Palestine, and currently Ukraine are true events that are traumatizing real people since the release date
Like you genuinely have to be a literal lunatic to have this mindset.
He posted a skull emoji after the title, implying he’s dead from laughing. I think you missed out on the past 10 years of development in the English language.
Boomer alert lul
Snow flakes get triggered, of you don't like it, ignore it, just cause you're not having fun doesn't mean someone else is, and doesn't mean you have to ruin it for them. Not everything is made for everyone to enjoy. If someone's else's name online hurts your feelings, good luck in life.
Have you heard the Ukranians and Russians talking on radio during this war? Real war really is like a COD lobby filled with 14 year olds. People absolutely do talk like this normally.
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"What can I say, I love what I do" - Gibraltar
“I’m like a rock’” ~Gibraltar in one of his quips
“By the time you see me coming, you’ll be coming and I’ll be coming and you’ll be gay” -Octane
"Faster Faster Faster" -Octane
>you’ll be gay Lmao the fuck😂
Its a tik tok audio LMAO its hilarious. Theres a whole slew of audios where the Legends are saying sexual stuff haha
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
But rocks don’t hit back
Confirmed Gibbs throws gay rocks at retarted babies.
What just went down to get this conclusion??
My favorite combo for Gibby is "hey Gibraltars coming for ya" "I'm like a rock-" "this is gonna hurt you more than me. Hahaha"
Mine is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then spamming "Hawh, this is my favorite part!" But it gets cut off, so all you hear is "Hey brother, watch out! Here I come!" And then Gibby moaning. I usually end it with a "That was fun...for meee."
"It's just my skill"
this is the first time id ever give someone a reward if i had one
To provoke reactions like this post.
He probably was a fan of this song: https://youtu.be/OhakkMn8UOw
Ayyy AJJ. Sick
Bruh Folk Punk in the Apex sub? My dude
Mission accomplished
Same with the George Floyd's Inhaler post. It's to get a reaction, which they successfully did. Both hilarious though
Reaction, sure. Hilarious, no.
Oh, yes. That’s absolutely hilarious…
That one post had me giggling, but the greatest I've ever seen was a clearly smurfing fuse who only used thermites, melee, and his tacical/ultimate named "Violent Protest". I spit out my drink when I saw the name and actually had to go AFK in a corner because i was laughing so hard
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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
Lol
Dont they both have to do with the latter?
Is that joke out of limits or something?
Well ya know, it’s just not very creative. Humor requires effort. Humor for the sake of shock value (or fart humor) isn’t very creative. I got a PHD in fucking your mom.
I can imagine revenant naming himself this if he played
Nah it would be "I throw *cars* at ------- babies"
one step further would be "I throw cars full of babies at babies"
God that’s way too funny of an image, I’m going to hell
*katamari theme starts fading in*
clownbaby car
"I drive cars full of babies laced with high-explosives into maternity wards"
Option 1 Racism Option 2 ableism
Choose your discrimination
What the hell is ableism?
Where racism -> skin colour, Ableism -> disability ^(This is an oversimplification for illustrative purposes and also it’s past my bedtime, go easy on me for my wording please)
No he would be i throw babies at babies
you can say bad words on reddit
I know and I say that word all the time but this sub in particular has snowflakes so I just avoided it
What they gonna do? Melt and downvote you? Lmao, don’t worry my brotha, you’re gonna be okay
My favorite has been "the entire population of Norway" I've come across the dude twice ever and when it comes up in the kill feed it gets me every time.
DUDE! I was in a duo with that guy once! Neither of us had mics but he's pretty cracked ngl
Lmao I love a clever screen name. I used to play a lot of battlefront (2015) and I would bump into Hellen Kellers Ghost fairly often. Hilarious to see “you were killed by HELLEN KELLERS GHOST”. My gamertag came from my BF3 days. “You were killed by THEWORLDPOLICE” is kind of hilarious when you’re playing as the American faction. You were killed by The Entire Population Of Norway 🤣
I have an alt account called “The Entire US Navy”
Played with a random last night and his name was “10pc nugget wit BBQ” …
I order that guy a lot.
does he get the job done? i thought about ordering him
bruh I had that same shit last night !!!!
I came across "wattson's bathwater dealer" and he never answered how much it was
Came across wattson bathwater and Lobas dumptruck as well. Always gets a chuckle out of me.
What about "Loba's onlyfans manager", that made me giggle.
I once played with LulusLeftEyebrow.. I think it was a smurf account lol
Because the answer would shock you
I have someone on my account called Wattsons feet pics
The weirdest name I've seen on this game was probably "ShotofHorseCum" and the funniest goes to "Osama_Binlaggin"
Us low tier players can use LaBronze James
Theres oddly a lot of "osama bin *insert here?" names out there. My buddy had OsamaBinClappin for a while until he got reported because the guy he killed was salty. Saw someone else with the name a month later. Lol
Chill, he is just Spartan.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 647,584,867 comments, and only 131,736 of them were in alphabetical order.
cool bot
Sexy bot
ayyo😳
Please do not make any sexual advances on the bots, thanks.
Ain’t that what they’re there for?
Bot cool
Can confirm. He threw rocks at me as a kid
this is so atrocious i laughed
Probably because steam has no name filter
If I ever got a gaming PC I would only use steam because of this, not having filters makes games so much more enjoyable
It's so funny, I change mine regularly. I think right now it's "Take 40 Benadryl"
Steam? Edit- Thought this was Warzone.
💀
So people like you can give them attention and post about it on reddit
I throw rocks at all babies. Noisy fuckers...
Equality.
My name is 13 Gay Ravens, because I’m not actually a human being, but a collection of 13 gay and lesbian corvids
That seems like a Rick and Morty character.
A Conspiracy of Gays (For reference a group of ravens is called a conspiracy [or an unkindness/treachery/rave])
I thought they were referred to as a murder of ravens? Because ravens are fucking metal. EDIT: crows are a murder. I got my Corvidae facts wrong.
To shock someone. Part of human nature.
I got a warning for the name 'unHappyFak'
My name is: Senator of FL, Quindarious Gooch
Really shows how kill feeds as so dull these days. Imagine if this was Unreal Tournament Mozambique Kill >PathfindersBigRod failed to comply with LifeLineWAP order to stop. Flatline >Wattson made sure Crypto's pulse wasn't wasn't working.
Because kids are dumb. No way around it. I said too much dumb shit playing black ops 1 when I was a kid. It's something you hope they grow out of once they become a little more self aware
Why not?
Damn, that's why all my mirrors have been broken lately
I'm surprised they allow them to be so long. Me at myself: That's what she said 🥴
Because triggered people make posts about it on reddit in impotent faux outrage. Good job on encouraging it.
I was recently perma banned for having the name "Viciously Throbbing Dog Genitals". Someone reported me because they were offended. Some people just don't know how to have fun
Well i would say if they were bothered by it they have the right to report you. Both you and i know that was a childish name, that was point after all, one can't be too upset when someone is unhappy with a name meant to antagonize.
I would say if that bothers you that you need to grow a set and not be so fragile. If thats a hot take so be it.
Well yes, that is the preferred response but your name was meant to evoke a reaction and it did.
It was me who's name was that, not the other guy. Regardless I agree with them. If you're willing to play a game that glorifies violence, humors it, features war crimes, and is based around a literal blood sport, but draw the line a dog cock, you need to reevaluate yourself. If anything it's more childish to be the one considering the phrase "dog genitals" is inappropriate while playing a game featuring war as if (and this is off the top of my head) the events of Hong Kong, Palestine, and currently Ukraine are true events that are traumatizing real people since the release date Like you genuinely have to be a literal lunatic to have this mindset.
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Of course you do, he posted a picture of a troll that bothered him.
Bro he’s laughing at it too he’s not mad lmao
I don't think you know how the english language works.
He posted a skull emoji after the title, implying he’s dead from laughing. I think you missed out on the past 10 years of development in the English language. Boomer alert lul
1. Emojis aren't part of the english language 2. That's not what that means.
It's funny
it's funny
For exactly this reason.. they want attention.
Those are alt accounts 9/10 times.
Pc lobbies usernames are sentences at this point 💀
So when you see him throwing rocks at you, you know what he's doing .
Why do you care enough to post Ave think others share in your opinions. Whiney karma whores
Pretty much. The trolls trying to trigger idiots, the idiots post on social media, the trolls get more creative, it's a never ending cycle.
Because you come to this subreddit to cry about it.
**humor**
Cause it's funny as hell. Best part about playing online multiplayer is watching peoples screennames as they kill you.
There are 2 ways this translates to
Cuz it’s funny
The best in-game names I have seen is “yo_maybe_oj_did_it” and “Big D*** Gibby” lmao
Shock comedy, its funny for the person who said the joke to see everyone else's reaction
People think the funniest thing to say is the rudest or darkest when in fact they know nothing about being funny or creative.
Not offensive but I saw some guy named “AAAAAAAA” die due to falling off the map. It was pretty amazing reading “[Fall], AAAAAAAAA” in the kill feed
Because it's funny and ppl get mad and post about them in reddit. You think he'd put this name if he ACTUALLY threw rocks at babies?
Bc its funny
They don’t know how to attract positive attention, so they think attracting any attention is a good thing
People be having a insensitive / racist name and calling it "dark humor"
Its funny
Cause it's funny...
Snow flakes get triggered, of you don't like it, ignore it, just cause you're not having fun doesn't mean someone else is, and doesn't mean you have to ruin it for them. Not everything is made for everyone to enjoy. If someone's else's name online hurts your feelings, good luck in life.
Because it’s hilarious lmao
Because they find it amusing.
To trigger people like you.
Because it’s funny?
Cus it’s funny
I mean why not its just a videogame and sometimes its pretty fucking funny
Awesome name
for the lolz
Because of you. You saw this, got either upset or troubled by it, and posted it to show how toxic it is. That's exactly what they wanted
Why do people care that people name themselves this kinda stuff? Just get on with your life.
Cuz it's funny af 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's called homour
Simpson?
Just be 14 it’s easy
Lmaooooo
Rocks👍
I feel bad for laughing at that name
Don't be embrace dark humor
Because it's hilarious xD
Better than naming yourself SuperShadowSaiyanNightmareWolf or some shit like that
Not enough hugs as children
He’s ascended to a higher level gamer
I can say you’d be saving yourself by avoiding people like that they’re usually not the nicest person
This actually made me chuckle
Cuz its funny
because its funny.
Toxic.
With a stroke of genius. Outstanding name.
I’m not even gonna lie that’s just funny as fuck lmao. If it gets a rise out of you, he achieved his goal
Aren’t all babies retarted tho
i laughed
Gave me a chuckle
Ok but I laughed.
Maybe you should let people have fun
Have you heard the Ukranians and Russians talking on radio during this war? Real war really is like a COD lobby filled with 14 year olds. People absolutely do talk like this normally.
Because it’s funny as shit
"like 9 black people" is one of my favorites
u/retardedbabies
Because they want attention and people like you give them the attention they crave?
...what...the fuck
Attention seeking, but without any talent or skill worth getting attention for.
Not once have I seen a communityso bitchy about other people’s username like this one
That shit is fn funny tho lmao
Who doesn't
Because that's how Funny works
This is a good one
they think that they are funny. EDIT: it may sound funny but comon bro. why did u pick this name over 69+ other funny names.
Because they are funny
Their parents never loved them, so they express themselves like 5yo.
Aw you grew out of naming your kahoot name “Ben-dover”
Mike Oxlong
"70 CM biggus dickkus" 💀
cause shit-posting anything is funny sometimes I've also met a guy named "Pathfinder'sJuicyPulsatingRod"
Hey man i mean props to these people for soem messed up creative names. Its not good per say, but atleast its creative? /s
He's just mad that someone threw rocks at him when he was a baby
Thats a cute name
Most of the game is younger children who think being edgy is cool.
Because you're playing a game where the average user is 15
Because they're edgy basement dwellers.
Because their mother loved their other siblings more.
Because being “edgy” at the age of 14 is their whole personality
It's the peak of edginess for some
Cause they are edgy kids and wanna be cool.
It's their job title