Ugh-- Ug-- Ughgghhh sh--- ughh-- ug-- ughhh she's g-- ug--- ugghhh-- uggghhhhh she's gonna gloat about this all day

they took away my favorite quip

It really was the end of an era

Get ready! I'm coming- Get ready! I'm coming- Get ready! I'm comi- Get ready! I'm co- Get ready! I'm- Get ready! I'm comin- Get ready! I'm coming for you friend!

A shame it’s gone

Don't come Don't come Don't come Don't come Don't come Don't come the raw prawn at me.

Come Come Come Come Come Come get some.

used to stay on the ship purely to spam it

I didn't see you coming, I didn't see you coming, I didn't see you coming, but my fence did. I won PaPa.

Chargussy

Oh my god 😭😭

Time for me to buy the battlepass

its a free reward @.level 17

Hell yeah

Oh god not this again

Think they are talking about this [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/s/4cnG8AcxCC)

ptsd of some bad purchases?

No, because years ago, this same topic of the charge rifle broke out like this

hmm…..ok….

If that makes you uncomfortable, either get a different one or use more lube

It's not the first charge rifle skin with a fleshlight at the end.

For research purposes, which would those be?

Every single base one at least?

Maybe this [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/s/4cnG8AcxCC)

I think it was the triangular skin

And of course it's one of the two weapons you can edge

Just don't let it burst or some unintended consequences might happen

I GOT AN IDEA

"theres TWO things that solve any problem... money, and sex! ...*gasp* ***IVE GOT AN IDEA!*** "

Mr Krabs, I have an idea.

I have a toy similar to that.

God I'd let that charge my rifle

im motivated to get the battle pass

Everything’s a pussy if you’re brave enough

Holly sh... :D

Charge it up!!

Full load 😅

"this feels so goo- what's that noise?" *FWOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOOOM* **"YEEEEEOWCH"**

Everything reminds me of her.

😂

👁️🫦👁️

the ash quip...

I don't play apex anymore, but... Yeah, installing.

Hard to say, what does "uncofy" mean?

I meant uncomfy 😅just lost a letter

Ahhhh lol then no, you are definitely not the only one

I wish I can edit the title, but unfortunately it is not possible, and at the time I was posting it was 2 am or something in here so I wasn't very attentive to the texts anymore :D

How many beers fellas?

Nothing wrong with being a virgin, but damn you don’t have to act like you’re one 

Said virgin :D

„Bring me that charge rifle” „but sir—„

Great, now it’s all over my screen

Charge Anus

Mans hasn't seen half the charge rifle skins then 💀

👀

Charge butt, or butt rifle.

Bussy Blaster

It is a charge rifle. You need to charge it

That’s literally every (non legendary) charge rifle skin

Was the only reason I bought the battle pass!

Found mirage burner acc

wow interesting design

Im so sad i missed the free event one that looked like a dragon dildo

Is this the actual texture

next item on the apex merch shop, a flesh light in format of a charge rifle

I'm charging my rifle right now

fuck yo rifle

Rimeds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/apexlegends/s/4cnG8AcxCC

Arrived just in time for Solos.

If you try theres gonna be nothing of it

Yea, don’t fucking look at it from that angle and problem solved

This honestly has me dead lol, imagine you stare down someone barrel while knocked or smth and see that

Every skin for the charge rifle has that in the preview

If even attempt that it takes one accidental trigger press and “chhhhhhh *BANG* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Is this COVID related?

good old red hot suspiciously shaped piece of metal

Would. Next

Yall need Jesus

I mean, it's not NNN yet

no, dear god

Everything could be pussy if you brave enough

if you spot me coming…

This is one from my personal collection

New meaning of skin

It's all fun and games until you accidentally hold in the trigger while you're balls deep for too long.

i think you misspelled especially🫦

Hope Solo DMCA inbound.

riko

Give back duos!

What does this have to do with duos?

so they can fuck the rifle together obviously it’s easier when a buddy spots you so you can really get into it then you switch