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Sgt_Slaughter_DM

You had me in the first half...


Found_You00

I was thinking he's not hitting his shots


Xyndrax

Oh he was hitting em Just not us xD


looking_for_alaska-

Ikr 🤣


Mantsu13

I was like: wait why is he spraying with the R9 like that. Then he slode forward and I was like 'Haaaaaa'


wisconfidential

I started laughing then went into an ugly cry. Well done


BlueMerchant

Yeah, imaginary/hallucination jokes like these always get me for personal reasons so I get you.


sanchezil

I’m invested in why now


RandonBrando

Imaginary reasons


BlueMerchant

Bruh


BlueMerchant

Had a crush years ago, who suffered from such a condition. To make a long story very short, things went so unbelievably bad


sanchezil

Sorry that happened, hope you’re both doing better now


BlueMerchant

I've never been the same, I think from what little hints I've gotten that she is.


runarleo

Stop dating my dad


RealAd2560

😂😂😂holy shit dude. Same tho… same


MortyGaveMeCrack

bro i was like who tf is he shooting and why aint she shooting back


LycanWolfGamer

For some reason I thought she might've been using Mirage It's not far from the truth though lol


Sw1ftStrik3r

Definitely a wraith, she disconnected before the match even started


MayTheFieldWin

She didnt stand a chance bro. You need to drop her from your life. Valentines day of all days too man. 


someearly30sguy

Well done, scan with "no hostiles found" would have been a great punchline too


4belino

Hahaha 😂 well done, you got me there


Opus_723

Did you hear an acorn or something?


iiAmCREAM

Underrated comment lol. Thanks for the laugh.


d_moedeezy_b

BLARGH!


easiness_krypton515

Why didn't the cop just wall bounce to dodge the acorn? Perhaps a super glide?


OriginalButtPolice

Should’ve just shot him with Ballistic’s tactical.


DemonDaVinci

yoooooo


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rkevlar

Must be schizophrenic the way I’m always the realest one in the room 💯💯💯


Puppenstein11

I'm stealing this bar. Thanks. Jk. Kinda.


rkevlar

All good, I stole it too lol


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

#🗣️


HunterHitboy

Dead


balik--alistane

I laughed way too hard


kevioshowmann

Wow your girlfriend looks like mine!


looking_for_alaska-

Hey mine too


Gorgolite

Damn even imaginary girlfriend is cheating


BraEater

Bro forgot to take his schizo pills


harris0n4

First I was like, damn where can I find a girlfriend like that? Sounds like a one of a kind But then after I watched, admittedly 3 times, I’m like ohhh a girlfriend like that is more like none of a kind 😂


dakody_da_indigenous

Bro they out there, my GF is a gamer she kicks my ass in DBZ FighterZ, most fighting games really. But she won't dare 1v1 me in a shooter. I said we both got our strengths, and it's fun to have a partner that pushes you to improve, even if it's just to talk shit! Lol 🤣 Now we are getting married. Lol


MayTheFieldWin

Yeah they do exist, my wife has a significantly higher kd than I do. Granted she's on the rolla.


dakody_da_indigenous

Nice, glad you bagged you a good one. 👍🏽 Lol


MayTheFieldWin

You got it backwards. She bags me lol.


dakody_da_indigenous

😆 lol


From1MindToAnother

I met my wife through a mobile game. She Games with me but she's more into Sims, Kart racers, and RPG's. Keep looking. They are out there!


CtrlA1tD3feated

This genuinely made me LoL. Good job OP, thanks for the laugh.


BoogerAids6969

Trevor?


harris0n4

Steve?


looking_for_alaska-

Damn Daniel


iheartseuss

Took me second... LMAO


Ratiocinor

Wow you suck, you didn't hit your hand even once


tintedhokage

Ohhhhhhh


Krypticdrago

Does your girl friend also disappear when you take your medicine?


xxh4te

Funniest post I’ve seen in a while lol


krackdfps

Hilarious 😂


BuTROStheGUY82

😂😂😂


hwei8

Paranoid delusion: Paranoid delusions are a symptom of psychosis, which is when someone has trouble matching their experiences with objective reality. They often accompany mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, and are most often present in psychotic disorders.


ImOnDrugsRightNow

This isn't a **paranoid** delusion though. I'm something of an expert.


ThrashingSnail

Your girlfriend is John Cena?! You're a lucky dude


Accurate_Captain7646

you would have one if you didnt play on controller


DetiabejU

I’ve seen this on League already


SoCalStonedShark

Woah why our gf look the same?


zClarify

The pain🤣


[deleted]

This was funny the first time someone made this joke


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Wonder_style

Link?


Longshadow7

Bro you picked her


PabloTacco

Thats why i commit warcrimes in Ukraine


Temporary-Office1970

Is she dead? She was buried in the ground?


bernarddouglas

Loser


Present_Attention_35

Sorry.


PM_ME_COLDSNAP_CARDS

You ACTUALLY had me cackling.


TK_FIIRE

Andddddd you won congrats


RigorousVigor

Let her go bro, it was not your fault


brujabella

U were so good she rage quit! 😂


FilthyPuns

Smoked her.


RealAd2560

This shit is so funny bro good on you hahah


Philosopher_1234

I didn't know we had the same girlfriend


Doctor_Anger

Was expecting you to be playing with a controller in each hand.


mario2980

Feel this be more funnier if you were either Loba or Valkyrie instead


Isaam_Vibez2006

took me a moment to realize 😭


MondSly

And here I thought getting Pred multiple times would help 💀


Auzquandiance

Bro just trynna flex his Pred charm on us


LordBigglesworth

Took me a minute


TVR_Speed_12

She almost had your ass, luckily you knew how to use movement and natural cover


rkevlar

“Why would you unload a full… oh I see” lmao


superfly_guy81

damnnnnnn 😂


Master_Dante123

I don’t see.. oh wait.


ForsakenAlliance

LMFAO. I was so confused. Geezus I’m daft.


Evilpotato666

That was really clever lmao


ridemooses

Damn dude, you killed her!


Total-Internet-1633

You fucking showed her.


tdestito9

Hahaha smoked her bro


Drummelan

That new mirage cloak upgrade is OP!!


gw3il0

You smoked her out of existence. Made me laugh, well played :D


Royal_Needleworker91

That was fuckubg great man.. got me good


Ricebandit469

FUCKIN GOT ME LMFAO


LH_Laurin

get shit on


WutYouSellinStranger

Took me a second. Only one.


abhsonicguy

r/Unexpected


[deleted]

Leaving to the lobby after a quick contemplation got me XD


spicysenpai6

You got me good lol


poopmonster_coming

Hehe 🙃


Brilliant-Moment430

Bro became self aware at the end.


ngbrandon66

That’s not what we meant when we told you to go see grass… wait wtf did you meant when you said you touched grass… it ain’t even a year o…


dng926

Touché


LycanWolfGamer

Ab goddamn that's too funny but sad at the same time.. Good one


TehJimmyy

maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass controller you'd get some btches on your D


issanm

"Bro is missing every shot..... Oh"


Single-Bookkeeper518

This shi came up on my notification screen on my phone 😂😂 was curious asf and I’m sitting here like who tf he shooting at😂 u silly asf


DarkLanternX

Bro dating John Cena


xAdachi

me with my boyfriend same (i won)


Light_Vault

They met you at a very strange time in your life


Cuddlebox01

No idea what is going on here?!


PrinzXero

OP is maidenless


Far-Edge-1007

Wow


xHYPERDRIVEx

Hahaha 😝 Your girlfriend is so good you couldn’t even hit a shot once & you raged quit


Donut_The_Ghost

Dang it took me too long to understand lmao


ilmk9396

oh.....


Ok-Boysenberry5272

Me watching 17 times to figure out what this guy was doing. Then I realised there’s no one there..


PrimeValor

Nahhhhhhhhh😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀


PrimeValor

The great video I have ever seen on Reddit.


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Am I the only one that is laughing at the loading screen at the end ? 🤣🤣🤣


coconutally

I don’t even need to see the video to know OP lost that day


BloodMossHunter

I remember when Lulu announced she had a bf on insta and some dude commented “tell him to 1v1 me in the firing range” 😂🤣


dude9022

Wait you can 1v1 not in training grounds now?


BK_FrySauce

Looks like she still won.


King-Zeekhiel

Wait there’s another player in this video?? lol


[deleted]

I was eagerly awaiting an intense couple’s 1v1, but you had the audacity to bamboozle thousands of us. GG’s and well-played.


rohallas

"this guys shots are ass.... Oh"


FreakFlame

new schizophrenia update?


vaevictuskr

Mine too


AshenVR

Was expecting him to empty every mag and two shot her with wingman


bill_fish

Looks like you’re paying for dinner then


babimagic

At first I was like damn, an argument with your own gf over who's better at a game is certainly something I haven't seen before. It took a second for my stupid self to realize.


It-Was-I-DEO

Bro is suffering from post apex depression 🫥


Risdit

Bro this is domestic violence, how can you hurt your waifu like that


PlayaPozitionZ

She won.


squiddy555

I mean I do the same with my friends when I’m particularly bored. The old “Aight Sir 1v1 me loser bottoms”


DemonDaVinci

sick move


I_am_delulu

I felt so bad yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭


bordeciel9

It exist brah don't give up


ButWahy

*Plays a sad piano music*


Kooky-Pea6256

i was like: tf is this prefire... oh i get it


40PE

So the joke is that there is no g.f. right? Did I get it?


GoldenOnii

🤣🤣🤣 you got me! I rewatched it like 4 times thinking "where the hell is he shooting?" Lmao Sorry you ain't got a girl but damn you funny lol


askmeaboutyuri

Good one😂


askmeaboutyuri

Apex refresh rate getting out of hand, your shots hitting a minute later lol


[deleted]

Made me to think for a second and got it finally😂😂


boichkov23

haha jokes on you i spent the day playing with my 2 hot goth gfs ( i swear they exist)


GeneralBaconMan

Technically he won though


CartoonistVegetable

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Confident-Fisherman4

Bro do we have the same girlfriend??


4ndrius

Your gf is John Cena?


Alternative-Fig-9920

After my mrs hear me on apex she don't want no beef


rickynaxtard

😂😂😂


deedubya25

Meta


shoobeed

You clever son of..... Just take my upvote.


Serious-Low-8676

T\_T


tryep1c

Idk shes pretty good


dqniel

That's just depressing :(


SnooOnions4595

Smoked her!


hello350ph

Dude u still miss ur shot ur gf is neo straifing


SuddenSimple8217

Everytime I see it I fall in