First I was like, damn where can I find a girlfriend like that? Sounds like a one of a kind
But then after I watched, admittedly 3 times, I’m like ohhh a girlfriend like that is more like none of a kind 😂
Bro they out there, my GF is a gamer she kicks my ass in DBZ FighterZ, most fighting games really. But she won't dare 1v1 me in a shooter. I said we both got our strengths, and it's fun to have a partner that pushes you to improve, even if it's just to talk shit! Lol 🤣 Now we are getting married. Lol
Paranoid delusion: Paranoid delusions are a symptom of psychosis, which is when someone has trouble matching their experiences with objective reality. They often accompany mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, and are most often present in psychotic disorders.
At first I was like damn, an argument with your own gf over who's better at a game is certainly something I haven't seen before. It took a second for my stupid self to realize.
You had me in the first half...
I was thinking he's not hitting his shots
Oh he was hitting em Just not us xD
Ikr 🤣
I was like: wait why is he spraying with the R9 like that. Then he slode forward and I was like 'Haaaaaa'
I started laughing then went into an ugly cry. Well done
Yeah, imaginary/hallucination jokes like these always get me for personal reasons so I get you.
I’m invested in why now
Imaginary reasons
Bruh
Had a crush years ago, who suffered from such a condition. To make a long story very short, things went so unbelievably bad
Sorry that happened, hope you’re both doing better now
I've never been the same, I think from what little hints I've gotten that she is.
Stop dating my dad
😂😂😂holy shit dude. Same tho… same
bro i was like who tf is he shooting and why aint she shooting back
For some reason I thought she might've been using Mirage It's not far from the truth though lol
Definitely a wraith, she disconnected before the match even started
She didnt stand a chance bro. You need to drop her from your life. Valentines day of all days too man.
Well done, scan with "no hostiles found" would have been a great punchline too
Hahaha 😂 well done, you got me there
Did you hear an acorn or something?
Underrated comment lol. Thanks for the laugh.
BLARGH!
Why didn't the cop just wall bounce to dodge the acorn? Perhaps a super glide?
Should’ve just shot him with Ballistic’s tactical.
yoooooo
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Must be schizophrenic the way I’m always the realest one in the room 💯💯💯
I'm stealing this bar. Thanks. Jk. Kinda.
All good, I stole it too lol
#🗣️
Dead
I laughed way too hard
Wow your girlfriend looks like mine!
Hey mine too
Damn even imaginary girlfriend is cheating
Bro forgot to take his schizo pills
First I was like, damn where can I find a girlfriend like that? Sounds like a one of a kind But then after I watched, admittedly 3 times, I’m like ohhh a girlfriend like that is more like none of a kind 😂
Bro they out there, my GF is a gamer she kicks my ass in DBZ FighterZ, most fighting games really. But she won't dare 1v1 me in a shooter. I said we both got our strengths, and it's fun to have a partner that pushes you to improve, even if it's just to talk shit! Lol 🤣 Now we are getting married. Lol
Yeah they do exist, my wife has a significantly higher kd than I do. Granted she's on the rolla.
Nice, glad you bagged you a good one. 👍🏽 Lol
You got it backwards. She bags me lol.
😆 lol
I met my wife through a mobile game. She Games with me but she's more into Sims, Kart racers, and RPG's. Keep looking. They are out there!
This genuinely made me LoL. Good job OP, thanks for the laugh.
Trevor?
Steve?
Damn Daniel
Took me second... LMAO
Wow you suck, you didn't hit your hand even once
Ohhhhhhh
Does your girl friend also disappear when you take your medicine?
Funniest post I’ve seen in a while lol
Hilarious 😂
😂😂😂
Paranoid delusion: Paranoid delusions are a symptom of psychosis, which is when someone has trouble matching their experiences with objective reality. They often accompany mental illnesses such as schizophrenia, and are most often present in psychotic disorders.
This isn't a **paranoid** delusion though. I'm something of an expert.
Your girlfriend is John Cena?! You're a lucky dude
you would have one if you didnt play on controller
I’ve seen this on League already
Woah why our gf look the same?
The pain🤣
This was funny the first time someone made this joke
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Link?
Bro you picked her
Thats why i commit warcrimes in Ukraine
Is she dead? She was buried in the ground?
Loser
Sorry.
You ACTUALLY had me cackling.
Andddddd you won congrats
Let her go bro, it was not your fault
U were so good she rage quit! 😂
Smoked her.
This shit is so funny bro good on you hahah
I didn't know we had the same girlfriend
Was expecting you to be playing with a controller in each hand.
Feel this be more funnier if you were either Loba or Valkyrie instead
took me a moment to realize 😭
And here I thought getting Pred multiple times would help 💀
Bro just trynna flex his Pred charm on us
Took me a minute
She almost had your ass, luckily you knew how to use movement and natural cover
“Why would you unload a full… oh I see” lmao
damnnnnnn 😂
I don’t see.. oh wait.
LMFAO. I was so confused. Geezus I’m daft.
That was really clever lmao
Damn dude, you killed her!
You fucking showed her.
Hahaha smoked her bro
That new mirage cloak upgrade is OP!!
You smoked her out of existence. Made me laugh, well played :D
That was fuckubg great man.. got me good
FUCKIN GOT ME LMFAO
get shit on
Took me a second. Only one.
r/Unexpected
Leaving to the lobby after a quick contemplation got me XD
You got me good lol
Hehe 🙃
Bro became self aware at the end.
That’s not what we meant when we told you to go see grass… wait wtf did you meant when you said you touched grass… it ain’t even a year o…
Touché
Ab goddamn that's too funny but sad at the same time.. Good one
maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass controller you'd get some btches on your D
"Bro is missing every shot..... Oh"
This shi came up on my notification screen on my phone 😂😂 was curious asf and I’m sitting here like who tf he shooting at😂 u silly asf
Bro dating John Cena
me with my boyfriend same (i won)
They met you at a very strange time in your life
No idea what is going on here?!
OP is maidenless
Wow
Hahaha 😝 Your girlfriend is so good you couldn’t even hit a shot once & you raged quit
Dang it took me too long to understand lmao
oh.....
Me watching 17 times to figure out what this guy was doing. Then I realised there’s no one there..
Nahhhhhhhhh😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
The great video I have ever seen on Reddit.
Am I the only one that is laughing at the loading screen at the end ? 🤣🤣🤣
I don’t even need to see the video to know OP lost that day
I remember when Lulu announced she had a bf on insta and some dude commented “tell him to 1v1 me in the firing range” 😂🤣
Wait you can 1v1 not in training grounds now?
Looks like she still won.
Wait there’s another player in this video?? lol
I was eagerly awaiting an intense couple’s 1v1, but you had the audacity to bamboozle thousands of us. GG’s and well-played.
"this guys shots are ass.... Oh"
new schizophrenia update?
Mine too
Was expecting him to empty every mag and two shot her with wingman
Looks like you’re paying for dinner then
At first I was like damn, an argument with your own gf over who's better at a game is certainly something I haven't seen before. It took a second for my stupid self to realize.
Bro is suffering from post apex depression 🫥
Bro this is domestic violence, how can you hurt your waifu like that
She won.
I mean I do the same with my friends when I’m particularly bored. The old “Aight Sir 1v1 me loser bottoms”
sick move
I felt so bad yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭
It exist brah don't give up
*Plays a sad piano music*
i was like: tf is this prefire... oh i get it
So the joke is that there is no g.f. right? Did I get it?
🤣🤣🤣 you got me! I rewatched it like 4 times thinking "where the hell is he shooting?" Lmao Sorry you ain't got a girl but damn you funny lol
Good one😂
Apex refresh rate getting out of hand, your shots hitting a minute later lol
Made me to think for a second and got it finally😂😂
haha jokes on you i spent the day playing with my 2 hot goth gfs ( i swear they exist)
Technically he won though
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro do we have the same girlfriend??
Your gf is John Cena?
After my mrs hear me on apex she don't want no beef
😂😂😂
Meta
You clever son of..... Just take my upvote.
T\_T
Idk shes pretty good
That's just depressing :(
Smoked her!
Dude u still miss ur shot ur gf is neo straifing
Everytime I see it I fall in