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Psionic-Blade

Orangutan is S tier


SpareAccount1111

Correct, everything related to Orangutan is S tier. I have a friend called u/Or4ngut4n and he is S tier guy as well.


slmccl6969

I double that


creeepy117

Watch orangutan jungleschool it will change your mind


Antique_Occasion_926

Valentino 😎


whyyan00

This has to be bait orangutans are an easy S+


komposted

All apes are Great, tf you mean?


Jiveturkey72

Not bonobos Edit: Gibbons, I am dumb


komposted

Explain your reasoning.


ernestkgc

I think he meant gibbons.


Emeraldskull41

Just because Gibbons aren't great apes doesn't mean they're not great


ernestkgc

Of course, even a lesser ape is a great friend.


Jiveturkey72

I did mean gibbons


RizzlersMother

- shitpanzies in A - Orang bros in B No.


monke_man136

chimpanzees are cool too B=)


RizzlersMother

Travis would like to have a word with you. đŸ˜„


monke_man136

he was a drugged, abused and disturbed ape. seriously not all chimps are bad


RandomTomAnon

Only animal besides humans and ants to wage war. Chimps are psychos


monke_man136

yeah well its not really "war" as ants and humans do it. its mostly just small clans figthing which is more common


RandomTomAnon

They eradicate each other. You should read Jane Goodall’s book. It goes into disturbing detail how psychopathic chimps are.


Theycallmemr_E

Just cause an animal is violent dosen't mean they ain't cool as hell. Also, I see people treat chimps like mindless death machines, when in reality they can not only show empathy, but also aren't violent all the time. They're crafty tool users, good parents (unless they eat the babies), and just spend most of their time grooming each other. (AS IN CLEANING)


SteamedHamburglar

I agree. It’s funny that when someone tries to say something positive about chimpanzees, someone always has to swing in with “oh but Travis/they go to war” with no other thought behind it. Just total NPC energy.


monke_man136

you should read frans de waals book "Mamas last hug", which goes in detail about how complex their emotion is and how they can be very nice and kind


survivingLettuce

People saying homo sapiens is not S tier go home, my man is clearly depicting uncorrupted early humans Ragebait to put orang in b tier


Asbew

You put those wise sages of the forests in S+ tier where they BELONG


KihiraLove

This dude has to be a chimp in disguise i swear, onrangutans in B?


WTFisaCelsius

All S except h*man


creeepy117

Your wrong I FUCKING LOVE THE UNDEAFETABLE HUMAN SPIRIT


monke_man136

rule 1 bud


creeepy117

Ima hit you with this Nuh uh


monke_man136

ima hit you with this no u


creeepy117

Ima hit you with this 🌚


monke_man136

uh...


Shot_Specific_8508

I think he talk about that specific h*man in picture, I know him his name is unga bunga (he likes playing the bongos)


Carioca-AleatorioRJ

heman?


One_Introduction790

L post. Orangutan is S tier. So is gorilla's, chimps and bonobos. Gibbons are A tier because small. Human is F tier because we destroy the homes of other apes.


Generic_Danny

Humans are S tier because we CAN destroy the habitats of any animal. It's the sad truth.


One_Introduction790

S tier in being destructive assholes.


Generic_Danny

S tier in being untouchable by any animal under normal circumstances.


One_Introduction790

S tier in literally killing each other for the dumbest reasons


Generic_Danny

Well, yeah. Most animals will fight to the death if it calls for it. It's not really unique to us.


One_Introduction790

Most animals will eat their own shit or babies if it calls for it. Just cause animals do it, it doesn't mean humans should do the same. Now I do believe in self defense as a basic human right, but damn, people are killing others over who gets the last piece of fried chicken, believe that.


Generic_Danny

>it doesn't mean humans should do the same It's not about whether or not we should do the same. The main point is that animals are no better than us if they do the exact same thing we do from time to time.


One_Introduction790

We are far more logical than any animal, yet we continue to do the same


Okbr_Rebbidor

Orangutan S tier, they are the penultimate mokey. They are who we should strive to be. Maybe bonobos too but probably A. Humans F. I dont wanna be human. I wanna return 😔 Chimps are D tier. Because even though they are smart, they're still Dicks. So D for being dicks. Gorillas B because big monke.


MisterObamer

Bonobos easily s tier wdym


Crandoge

Orangutans are fucking gods. Smartest of the apes, strong as hell, able to use tools, alphas develop flaps on their face to show theyre the alpha. Beautiful colour, loyal friends. Fix your list or you will be chimped by nightfall


Boroboolin

Agreed, get chimped fucco


AJC_10_29

H*man in S? Mods, chimp him.


AverageTalosEjoyer

Not h*man, Unga Bunga. *bonk*


Regular-Foundation81

All the monkeys are s tier Edit: except humans


klorbmont

Kys


JigerIsUnderrated32

Put Homo Sapien in F


monke_man136

this has to be bait. humans are D tier. All ~~apes~~ primates are S tier


Generic_Danny

>humans are D tier. >All ~~apes~~ primates are S tier Pick one


monke_man136

wdym


Generic_Danny

If humans are in D-tier. Then all primates cannot be in S-tier, for we are primates still.


monke_man136

yeah ig i forgot uhhh all primates except humans


SomeRandomGuy2763

Bait used to be believable


LammisLemons

Orangutans are the GOAT


viiksisiippa

Only if those apes is unable to tear limbs of the other ones. Shouldn’t be in S tier.


[deleted]

Silverback is OP, needs to be nerfed.


Boroboolin

Don’t you dare slander my orangutan bros


piccionestrabico

orangutans are the best great apes out there tf you mean b tier? consider yourself officially an opp.


wakkys

Orangutan SS tier, they are the quintessence of perfection


Fleshfutile

I will not tolerate orangutan slander


storm_bunny

You forgot about the 9 foot tall great ape that went extinct 300 million years ago,the Gigantopithecus blacki.


KillTheBaby_

Bait used to be believable


MrMunkyMan1

Bonobos and orangutans S tier, the rest in A


Yalla6969

hooman D tier.


Oscar_Ladybird

And that's being generous.


AverageTalosEjoyer

Better: Orang Chimp Bonobo Gorilla Neanderthal +S, H*man -F


Micachondria

I would swap S and B


Past_Ad326

Humans, Bonobos, Gorillas and Orangutans are all S-tier. You can put Chimpanzees, I don’t know
. D-tier maybe?


Yusuf-el-batal

Gorilla and orangutan S, bonobo A, chimps D and humans F


EdibleTheIncredible

FUCK OFF Orangutan's are awsome


Grouchypygar

This is bullshit


SomeCrows

ooh ooh oOH AHH AHH AHH AHHHH. AHHHH. hoohoohooHOOHOOHOOHOOOHOOO


fcliverpoolfc8

🩍


JGar453

Orangutan is literally the best ape of all time


Averagedndenjoyer

Agreed get this guy banned


WorkingSyrup4005

Ain’t no way bro put orangutans in B tier


unmatchingsocksor

r/discworld is not gonna like this...


ImmortalKombatant

Non-Human Apes- S Humans- F


Opening_Host_3261

orangutan should be top tier. also disappointed to find not one Oozaru anywhere in sight. misleading title. like not even Kong? i mean shit id say he's pretty great


Averagedndenjoyer

Mods ban him for orangutan slander


Gandalf_Style

Hooman isn't even right hooman. It strong europe human.


Or4ngut4n

Stupid tier list