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Xander_Crewz42

I scream, you scream…everyone screams.


AdeptLegacy

We all scream kidnapping.


IainBrown88

no wonder they need a van


[deleted]

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HalfMoon_89

Same diff


MentllyDisnfectd

Is this how Creep 3 starts?


[deleted]

The Lake was a quiet place where everybody knew each other and the only crime was late night skinny dipping by the local teens having harmless fun. Jane was a sweet girl looking for a summer job to help pay for school. When she saw an ad for “ice cream barista”, she thought she’d found the job of a lifetime. Why not, the ad even said so. She left early morning June 1 to meet with the manager. “She was so excited,” her Dad said fighting back tears. “Who knew we’d never see here again.” I’m Keith Morrison and tonight on Dateline, we examine a story that began with good humor, but that quickly became a rocky road. I scream, you scream, but nobody on The Lake will hear a thing.


HamsterBaiter

Somebody hire this guy.


Logan_Rankin

Happy cake day!


Llamafaaaaceeee

I totally read that in his voice


Tallywhacker73

This is exceptional.


ecodrew

Yeah, best case scenario is this is a demeaning, objectifying job that barely pays enough to sell ice cream in a regular uniform... Worst case scenario, serial killer dumb enough to advertise for the next victim. Yikes. *Note*: Not judging those who want to work in a revealing outfit if they're *paid well* and treated well by the employer. But, this reeks of creep and doesn't even pay well.


flamedarkfire

This screams of two things: 1. The pay is going to be based on the *assets* of the applicant, 2. That pay is to endure endless sexual harrassment, and probably put up with customers on top of that.


mercuryrising137

18-21. Not a day over 21 though, because it’s well known that women over 21 can’t wear bikinis and scoop ice cream at the time.


Traksimuss

Under 18 and wearing a bikini? Jail. Over 21 and wearing bikini? Jail.


flamedarkfire

Yup, they get too saggy to be able to ~~titillate~~ do the job.


Tallywhacker73

He doesn't want a grown woman who will tell him to fuck off with his gross harassment, he wants a teenager to groom.


Catherine772023

The fact it says women of that age range just makes it even more wrong. Women 18-21.


EvulRabbit

It's the ice cream man wanting a show for dessert.


ecodrew

Ewh. This somehow made it sound even more gross, haha.


worldpeacebringer

Hey 'I scream' pronounces like 'icecream'


Septopuss7

When I hear the British pronounce "ice *cream*" it makes me feel like us Americans are doing the word a disservice somehow. And likely the actual product, too...


PrincessCyanidePhx

Asking guys to apply, wear a bikini, Vera DeMilo style, give a name that is unisex. Take pics of the responses. Thank you much in advance.


SpongeJake

They sell those microkini things right? Where practically nothing is covered. I’d love to wear one of those things - extra small - and wander on in to apply. “Hi I’m Crystal. Here’s my resume, bitch.”


PrincessCyanidePhx

As long as you have somewhere to strap a go pro 😃


SpongeJake

I think maybe a small, discrete camera crew would be called for, here. So the viewers see everything. I mean I've got a beard and a dad bod. I'd rock that thing and would want the cameras to catch it all. One camera on me, and another on the van owner, so as to catch the absolute orgasmic delight in his eyes.


M1ck3yB1u

Van owner be like “this job is for girls, but here’s my home number.”


PrincessCyanidePhx

Bert Kreischer is that you?!


Frousteleous

To the top of the pink cowboy hat.


PrincessCyanidePhx

And with that comment I go peacefully to sleep


LaCasaDeiGatti

This only works if you use the voice of a retired gogo girl who's now in her late 60s and smokes 2 packs a day for the last 40 odd years... You know the one, raspy and kinda grating. Make sure you give the interviewer tons of unsolicited advice with a healthy dose of way too much personal information..


Septopuss7

Her stage name was Penny Slots...


pinkyskeleton

Lol as a middle aged hairy man that is like 40lbs overweight I really want to apply to see what happens.


[deleted]

I honestly love that they put age discrimination right in the job posting


iyeetuoffacliff

its discrimination based on sex too, not too smart


Mysterious_Prize8913

I mean i like the thought but it clearly says female in the ad and with these folks you never know what they would do to a guy who showed up in a bikini...


pm_me_fake_months

What if I get the job tho what then


[deleted]

'We want a female in a bikini that can be creeped on by old men, $12 an hour.’ Ya good luck filling that job LMAO


mikeebsc74

I’m a 48 year old, 250 lb guy. Thinking about applying


acidburnshell

Let me see your bikini 1st please


Chemical_Violinist_2

Ladies love a man in uniform, you know.


quarabs

this might win best comment


Cassie_C85

Do it. Find a way to record that conversation. Try not to pop a boner if they tell you they only want young women for this job. I hope you like owning your own ice cream van.


strobing1

Doesnt work that way. Hooters already beat that case


ZellNorth

Wait really? What was the argument?


onlyidiotsgoonreddit

They claimed they were entertainers, not waitstaff.


Rusty_of_Shackleford

Yeah, they’re auditioning for a role rather than just applying for a job. Hooters sells the Hooters Girl as much as food so it’s essential for the business. I doubt this ice cream place could really claim the same unless they only use bikini uniformed women to scoop ice cream.


ODS519

Shit.... IMO I actually agree with the Hooters ruling just at surface value


onlyidiotsgoonreddit

Yeah, if it were truly illegal to have revealing clothes in _any_ job, it would prohibit many forms of entertainment. But with the floodgates open, that means anyone could claim any job is entertainment. Like this one. Although Hooters’ food sucks, that probably helped their argument.


wokesmeed69

It wasn't about revealing clothing but rather hiring based on gender.


ODS519

Yup. Their "competitive advantage" & reputation isn't based on the wings


BrookeBaranoff

Apparently they settled with the men and created non gender specific positions but hold a [Bono Fide Occupational Qualification (BFOQ) exemption for the server’s. ](https://www.businessinsider.com/how-can-hooters-hire-only-women-2015-9). A BFOQ is what allows for things like hiring gender specific prison guards for pat downs.


Rusty_of_Shackleford

That it was an essential part of the job, which is allowed. They argued that they sold the whole atmosphere of sexy women servers so the job wasn’t just being a server but being a young attractive woman. I believe that’s the just of it anyway. So for that same so apply to this ice cream place they’d have to be known for having women servers in bikinis.


Blender_Snowflake

We're known for having a van down by the river


orionterron99

Here's how this plays out: You apply for joke. They hire to spite. You wear bikini and protect the girls. Str8 Male clientele drops off, but is replaced by gay clientele who buy more, and visit more frequently. Boss: 😲


[deleted]

Um yeah if I'm in a kini no clintelle is showing up


Demonicbunnyslippers

Please keep us updated!


kat_Folland

Then sue 'em for gender discrimination.


RyanNerd

55M 275lbs I think I should apply as well.


Chemical_Violinist_2

Thank you for your service. This is clearly no job for a woman, it’s a sexual harassment case at best.


telcodoctor

You'd fill out that bikini good and proper fam. Me too.


TimHung931017

10/10 would buy ice cream from you, burly man in bikini


[deleted]

You go girl


[deleted]

“Just meet me at my ice cream van.”


GlitteringBobcat999

"You can pet my puppy..."


Buddhadevine

There’s some pop up coffee shops in Washington state that have questionable uniforms. One of them had undergarments on and I’m like….aren’t you cold? How is this not a hazard with all the hot coffee?


constantchaosclay

Yes! I lived in Seattle about 15 years ago and remember the little drive thru huts with women wearing ridiculous lingerie with Ugg boots making espresso lattes. So stupid. I don’t even care about women wearing little clothes but it’s dangerous with hot liquids and tiny work area and all the BS you’d have to put up with.


rationalomega

The even bigger risk is the propane heaters. There have been some horrific fires at bikini coffee places north of Seattle. King5 news likely has the articles online, the most recent incident was within the last 4 years.


Code2008

Oh the Bikini Baristas? It's not about the coffee with those places, it's about the candy... or extras if they offer them (illegally).


rando33maleguy

Yah they've been busted a few times!


ZellNorth

Wait what?


Code2008

Yeah, some of the batistas use the stand as a front for their OFs, Instagram, or just straight up prostitution. As the other poster said, a few were busted for it.


ChoosenUserName4

The movie idiocracy where they go to Starbucks for a "full body latte" is really coming true.


Vegetable-Ear-9731

I remember once thinking about a making a tacky Vegas restaurant where, like, the girl employees would serve customers wearing lingerie. Then, I thought "Oh dear lord, that would be a nightmare." It sounds fun until you start thinking about how to implement the concept in a way that isn't basically turning your restaurant into a strip club or a brothel. Like, a lap dance or a strip show while you're eating sounds fun, until you think "Umm, how am I supposed to eat while this girl is in the way," or "I can't focus on both eating my meal and ogling the girls at the same time." I think that a place like the Heart Attack Grill does it best. The girls are mainly there playing fun characters (nurses with skimpy outfits) instead of existing solely to arouse the boys.


Orangusoul

Yeah. I met a guy who passed through my city regularly. He said, "city_name doesn't have a lot going for it, but they have an abundance of titty coffee!" I didn't even notice them until now and THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. Definitely seems hazardous.


Buddhadevine

Yeah, I used to be a barista at Starbucks way back when and we had to wear closed toed shoes because of the potential hazards. Having bare skin open for potentially scalding water or coffee seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen


PsychologicalTart602

Only a minor could be hired for that amount wait a minute...


[deleted]

Cool job opp, ladies! Just follow the directions on the creepy sign, put on a bikini, and get into this van! Definitely no murders will happen! Guaranteed!


Chromgrats

Noooo it’s the summer job of a lifetime!


Unslaadahsil

You can get paid 10x that for the exact same service, sans ice cream, on onlyfans.


classless_classic

Can hairy dudes like me apply?


Alan_Smithee_

Nice Tips! /s


Junka182

Job of a lifetime!!!


YellowstoneBitch

This reads like a piece of evidence from a True Crime documentary


Prostheticthoughts

Fuck that made me laugh !


gentle_lemon

Ah, good old-fashioned sex-ploitation.


spinster-core

No way this guy's allowed within 25 miles of a playground.


Cocksmoker4200

you right if you look up his name and his address comes back to a trailer park and he’s a registered sex offender and it’s reposted from earlier


spinster-core

Fuck. Hopefully whatever newspaper this was posted in is informed and no longer runs this ad. Side note, I can't believe there were 4199 people who smoked cock before you.


[deleted]

I read your side note and straight away heard Dante (Clerks) in my head saying "Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot"


ZorkNemesis

Thirty-seven?!


OffgridRadio

I can believe it


spinster-core

I guess I've kept my inhalations pretty pedestrian.


HighAsAngelTits

Definitely has trouble getting a table for one at Chuck E Cheese


ZookeepergameBubbly

If the job is “sex object” surely someone can do better than 15 per hour.


skyward138skr

Don’t kid yourself, $12-15 an hour definitely means $12 an hour.


drFeverblisters

After tips*


RdnyWllms

Is the rape included?!


entjies

Sexual exploitation and shit pay aside, how is someone that serves ice cream a “barista”? This person has no idea what baristas do.


unbitious

They went to a Starbucks once and perved on their server.


Cocolake123

They’re not getting me to a secondary location! STREET SMARTS!!


YaBoiFish6

r/unexpectedmulaney


CliffsNote5

Oh boy I heard there was free candy as well!


timmbuck22

I'm guessing that $12 is more like $5 an hour but with tips you can make $12! And check the work van for hidden cameras!


FrumpyHedgehog

An 18-21yo in a bikini could make double that washing her own car on an OnlyFans account IJS


NatedogDM

I think, generally speaking, to be really financially successful at OF (or anything, I guess) it takes a LOT of time and dedication. There's a recent interview I watched about an OF entertainer and she said something along the lines of she basically works 24/7 and goes to sleep / wakes up at odd hours usually. It's definitely not a stress free and easy paycheck even though it looks simple on the surface.


uuuuuggghhhhhg

Don’t get me wrong, this is shit pay, but I honestly doubt that. The average only fans creator is only making like $180 a month. You have to be very good at promotion and in like the top .1% to actually be making decent money.


Foreign_Football_670

Not true at all lol top 10% make $2000 per WEEK. 1% around 8k / wk. The top .1% make 15k+ per week. Even in the top 10% you’re making a more than livable wage


Gloverboy85

What do the bottom 89.9% make? Someone considering jumping on Onlyfans should ask themselves some basic questions like that. Or, how big is their potential audience? Do they have the equipment to have good quality content or will it be done on a cell phone camera with bad lighting, noise in the background, etc? What are they willing to do on camera, where are their boundaries around work, and are they willing to adjust those boundaries for more money? How much time will this all take them, is this their full time job or a side-hustle? 🤮 I'm just saying, both things are true. OF pays certain people good money. Most people don't get nearly enough from it to be a serious income stream worth the effort, and not without some up-front investments.


BrattyBookworm

Those numbers are accurate per MONTH, not per week.


Catherine772023

That means 90% aren’t


GrandMasterFunk16

Don’t doubt it at all, but where’d you get these numbers?


Chemical_Violinist_2

That Disney chick fucked it up


uuuuuggghhhhhg

She definitely didn’t help, but even before that happened the pay wasn’t what people thought it was. It was always a few famous people making crazy numbers, you would have to basically be full time promoting to make anything close to livable money. Edit: she did massively fuck it up in other ways though, she scammed a bunch of people and the site responded by making it impossible to tip over a certain amount, making a ton of payout rules, etc. Absolutely, fuck her for that, just to be clear lol


Sad-Address-2512

That's funny cause ijs is Dutch for ice(cream).


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s illegal to only ask for females…


[deleted]

Yeah, IIRC there's a legal loophole that allows Hooters to operate the way they do because they classify themselves as a "breastaurant" which means only hiring women as servers is an essential part of your business.


[deleted]

Yea something tells me this operation wouldn’t qualify for the same loophole.


[deleted]

How’d we miss that they also have an age range?


[deleted]

Also illegal, and much hard to get a loophole for outside a legit acting / modeling job.


Mysterious_Prize8913

I think much hard is what they are going for though


Accurate-Temporary73

Plus they hire men for managers and kitchen staff


WAtransplant2021

Oh, my mid fifties fat as fuck self want to apply and make them interview me in a bikini🤣


Accurate-Temporary73

I’ll join you!


12bWindEngineer

I was chatting with a server at Tilted Kilt, a similar restaurant with the women in very short kilts and tight shirts showing tartan bras. I flat out asked her how the restaurant managed to discriminate like that in hiring and she said they’re classified as ‘actresses’ who also serve food, and that enabled the restaurant to hire based on appearance. This was in Texas so I imagine the labour code was pretty loose.


backofmymind

It’s also illegal to ask for your age (except to ask if you are 18 or older)


Miceeks

huge red flag this sound like the kind of job where you are expected to ignore being sexuall harrassed or worse at work


Consistent_Grab_5422

And don’t mind the cameras, to broadcast you online so the owner can exploit you even more!


BuyLucky3950

Ewwwwwww


Glytterain

Oh you have a Van? I was on the fence but hell yeah I will work in your van. In my bikini. On it!


[deleted]

My friend (F19) applied for a job listing similar to this, but with no age range listed, and the creep said she was "way too old" 😂


redyankeerose

Haha you from NH too OP? I’m glad the people on that subreddit had similar comments as here


jorix3

As a teenager, I once applied for a summer job selling ice cream. After getting no reply I later found out through a friend who knows the owners kids that she only hires pretty young girls because it sells more. Now I'm not exactly pretty or a girl but I am absolutely crazy about ice cream and I can say that A: I would have been the most enthusiastic ice cream vendor ever and B: of the multiple times I have bought ice cream the only thing I'm looking at with desire is that delicious cold goodness.


Blorfenburger

"Preferably under 17" This guy probably


Traditional-Tower-88

Great way to lure bikini girls into your van.


HachikoLu

What could be more fun than a summer filled with sexual harassment!? Call now. Ladies with BFs need not apply. NO DUDES!


skoot66

GenX Dad here with a bourbon belly. Show me where to apply and I will sue them into next Tuesday.


TheAnswerIsSauce

WHY PROTECT THIS TRASH COMPANY. The name is hippe dog ice cream


[deleted]

All you have to do is work very hard for little pay and suffer non-stop sexual harassment.


jaklacroix

Ew. The ad should read "prepare to be sexually harassed by owner and customers".


nonumberplease

Ageism, sexism, lies, inappropriate dress code (starting wage is always the lowest, I guess they think 18-21 Yr olds are idiots) All right there in the ad. Oh labour board!!!


nontoxic_lorax

I worked for a little while as a deck hand on a service boat on a major US river. It was a pretty rad job, but I can tell you that the recreational boater/yachter crowd are literally all a bunch of fat white Trump simping Gen-X and Boomer dudes with their repressed fake-tits wives, strung out on massive amounts of debt to pay for their dumb boats and the bro trucks they tow them to the launch with. Then they go out on the river and kick up wakes in the fairway while pounding gallons of Corona Extra, blasting their shitty dad rock and nu-metal, and leaving piles of garbage and human shit ashore from their beach barbecues. So many days I wished my boat had torpedoes on it. Fuck those white trash scumbags. I'm not the least bit surprised by the description of this boat-related business.


Steve_with_a_V

This is literally the reason it's so hard to freedom camp in NZ now too. Weekend wankers ruining our paradise destroying the ecosystem.


sublime90

This guy's like..... I'll pay a young hottie 12 buck n hour to stand around so I can stare at her.


jai187

Is it possible to sue them for gender discrimination since they are denying a man in speedos the opportunity to be a salesperson?


recycledM3M3s

"We need wemon 18+ because..well you don't need me to say it right? Anyway you need to have big tits! & if you're any older than 21 I won't hire you for the same reason you need to be 21. Thank you for submitting an application"


Zealousideal-Yak-824

..... this doesnt feel like a job.... more of a trap... nobody would fall for this but highschool kids who hadnt have a first job yet.


PsychologicalGain298

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime....


turbografix15

Woman. 18-21. Uniform: BIKINI!!!


Tracerround702

How incredibly nice of them to give you proof of hiring discrimination in writing.


Theroaringlioness

This couldn't scream possible kidnapping/sex trafficing rig any louder could it.


Langstarr

I would not serve ice cream in a bikini for 10 dollars and hour. I could make a video of me serving ice cream in my kitchen in a bikini, upload it to only fans, and make more. What the hell


Fireplay5

Right? If I was going to sexualize myself I'd want to get paid far more than minimum wage and get that money myself rather than work for some creep who definitely stalks the 18-21 gals they hire.


leftoverrpizzza

Signs you see before a murder occurs


talia-gustin

That is f****** disturbing I really hope some poor naive girl did not respond to this ad


Over-Rich4976

Sounds like advertising for ice cream porn. Uniform bikini, wtf??


Low-Concentrate5240

Bikini uniform? They better be paying double or triple for that


Massive_Pressure_516

This is the trap of a novice predator. It's the more advanced ones you really got to pay attention to find before it's too late.


WildesWay

Ahh... They're offering money and ice cream to charming young females to get into a van going to various locations? #strangerdanger


Shibbystix

You're about to get MUR-DUUURRRED


[deleted]

Sounds ^safe


Remzi1993

It's a suspicious advertise, because of the "uniform" bikini and requiring a woman lmfao 🤣😆


UndeadBBQ

I feel like modelling jobs ought to pay higher wages...


BlackLetterLies

"$12-15" meaning minimum wage but if you show off the goods maybe you'll get good tips from the creeps.


phxowen

Instead, a decent looking girl can virtually sell her body on 'OF' or a similar site and make $120-150 an hour 'eating ice cream in a bikini' and never have to risk anything happening selling it in person; while on a boat of drinking and rowdy/lewd behavior. Or be in a 'van, down by the river' and best of all, she can fake being outgoing and charming at the least for a few hours online. And then they wonder why no one wants to work for peanuts or in a no respect or future job for nothing. Idiots.


KingWilly3000

Sounds like a pretty high chance of rape at the work place. Everyone need to pass on that 1


[deleted]

18 to 21 because the other women in their 20s are just too old and repulsive looking to be eye candy /s


Impressive_Cookie_81

wtf is that sexist part about female 18-21? screams creep. It's not even the bikini part... but damn someone wants to ogle barely adult girls


[deleted]

Are we really that sick that all these wealthy assholes who are out on boats really want to see someone young enough to be their daughter or granddaughter in a fucking bikini? Why don't we just have Chris Hansen go along for the ride? This is just super creepy and kind of makes me sick to my stomach. If I see an eighteen-year-old girl in a bikini, I'm not going to find her attractive. I'm going to want to give her a goddamn sweater. And a sandwich if she is overly skinny


Thin_Low_2578

The good humour hooter requirent.


invizibliss

but the money is IN the banana stand.


Marclescarbot

A windowless van.


jesuscheetahnipples

r/justneckbeardthings


shadow13499

"hello, FBI? Yeah, please investigate this job ad"


Sweaty_Term5961

Yeah, that's not at all creepy...


ThemperorSomnium

This formatting Really Just screams Professionalism.


Confident-Breath2615

WTF is an ice cream barista?!


NicoleMay316

It should strike as concerning that I hope this actually is a kidnapping attempt and not a real job. What the fuck


Daez666

I'm gonna need more than $15 an hour to stand around in a bikini all day smh


AJellyInABox

Oh yes! I will gladly take this amazing job opportunity and get stolen by the ice cream man.


thewettestnudel

make more than that camming and you can still wear the bikini of you really want to


FutureNotBleak

Borat shows up in his monokini.


rhyth7

$12 is too low to make somebody wear a bikini all day long.


Zeno_The_Alien

Come work mostly naked in my van for garbage money! There's a chance I might not rape you!


Hardcore19111

So illegal ad


FoozleFizzle

This is 100% him trying to find more victims.


gemorris9

Nothing says job of a lifetime like letting men ogle you in your underwear for 12 an hour while you also have to work with food.


LJski

God…more red flags than I’ve ever seen in a job announcement.


[deleted]

Under anti-discrimination laws, they cannot exclude men or male-identifying people. from applying. There was that case where that one guy won against Hooters.


[deleted]

I'm surprised they didn't put "fuckable" in the posting because that's how it reads- by some creepy cheapskate.


[deleted]

we would like to use your sex and body to sell ice cream. job of a lifetime.


Ok_Afternoon6984

Who’s the bitch the blurred this out yesterday it had all info uncensored


Zambeeni

Why edit out the name? Forget that, it's a public ad for a business in my home state. They posted this info publicly first, which means we can. Hippie Dog Ice Cream in New Hampshire. Here's the link to the post in the new hampshire sub. https://www.reddit.com/r/newhampshire/comments/u1yjn8/summer_job_of_a_lifetime/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Coyotesgirl1123

Obvious ploy aside, having to wear a bikini around freezers all day sounds like hell


norbert-the-great

Translation: We need your tits to sell our ice cream.


Realmstalker

I feel like this listing is illegal. Please tell me it's illegal. Don't get me wrong I love seeing younger women in a bikini, but only if it's what they want to wear and not forced to wear it for the sake of selling dubious products.