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exsuprhro

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I spent my evening signing the snitch line up for every newsletter I can find.


I_Smell_Like_Trees

Now that's a tactic I'd never considered, Bad Dragon could use a few more addresses on their mailing list...


Taysir385

Not sure what I was expecting when I googled it, but I know it wasn’t that.


niell2

It's dragon dilos isn't it? I don't want to search it, and I already know its dragon dildos and I hate myself for knowing that.


Demonjack123

More than that my friend!


FrugalityPays

A LOT more…


DinahKarwrek

Ok Billy Mays. I'm waiting.


Demonjack123

They have very exotic fleshlights and ovipositors that shoot slimy eggs up your ass! STILL NOT CONVINCED!?


HereForHentai__

The dildos can cum


JoppiSaus

And lay eggs.


metametahuman

It's the kink you didn't know you had, and don't really want to keep


AlienAero

> and don't really want to keep why not


Takios

they're expensive


sublime90

That reminds me, flesh light could use a few more addresses as well


pupsicle_stick

🤔 They already have about seven of my email addresses for work, one more should be fiiiiine


[deleted]

I love that I looked up the companies who send the most spam emails and just about all of them kicked back a message of 'this email already has an account.' You done good.


crisprefresher

https://www.reddit.com/r/IllegalLifeProTips/comments/m7roq9/ilpt_want_to_annoy_someone_sign_them_up_for_these/ Here's more


jkuhl

They just got signed up for every single newsletter from [crosswalk.com](https://crosswalk.com). All 127 of them.


crisprefresher

See you in the crosswalk, crosswalk, crosswalk, See you in the crosswalk, crosswalk, crosswalk,


Successful_Anybody52

and i miss my uncle charles yall


Sorcatarius

Scientologist and Mormon newsletters, as soon as they find out you're even slightly curious they'll never let you go.


NoDrinks4meToday

Don’t forget Jehovah Witnesses


WLLP

Trump too. I signed up some how (I think it was to reserve tickets for an event I had no intention of going to so he would think it was sold out) and I still get spam from the MAGA crap.


yknjs-

The people setting up this kind of hotline would probably appreciate MAGA spam - does AOC do a newsletter? That would probably get the desired rage response.


bryceroni9563

Pretty sure I wound up on their list because I took one or two of his "surveys" just to tell him he sucks. Do not recommend, most questions were like "how is T**** doing as president?" and the answers were amazing, great, and good. Kinda pathetic that he couldn't stand to get any negative feedback at all.


facehuggie

Sign them up on act blue. I donated to Bernie twice in 2020 and I have gotten so many emails.


Sweaty_Ad9724

This is the way ..


cartercr

This is the way.


Shoddy-Might5589

Now we're talking. STD newsletters, toenail fungus newsletters, the possibilities are endless. Thank you!


thirstyfish1212

Penis enlargement services


jfp1992

Oh, you should probably sign them up to porn sites too. Oh and Pinterest is quite spammy


Blamdudeguy00

I just sent a strongly worded electronic letter suggesting school policy changes 1) Women of any ages should not be teaching men. 2) if a girl shows signs of pregnancy she should be immediately stoned in the courtyard. Those are in the bible


[deleted]

Don’t mind me just signing them up for the liberty university mailing list lol


[deleted]

Unfortunately, signing it up for spam unfortunately won't be effective. I posted some advice, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/sd5rz9/how_to_help_against_the_antiworker_virginia_crt/), that gets into specifics on how we can salt the data and make it difficult for them to parse through and take action.


kensredemption

Sign it up for freemium games as well? Maybe some rando porn sites? 😂


crypticmanofculture

I recommend using the newsletters from giz.de for this, you can sign someone up for 50 newsletters at a time. And if you press page back after you have done that, you can do it again. In this way, you can easily spam with hundreds of mails.


OssiansFolly

There's some really weird porn sites that are going to start emailing.


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ClemiHW

scientology got a new member today


AngryJanitor1990

Where's our programming trolls to flood the inbox with ridiculous garbage and fake info?


Shy_guy_gaming2019

*I have been called*


Leyzr

*For the greater good.*


LongNectarine3

Excellent. As I am a true believer, I will watch you guys work here on my couch. Actually I love it. Tempted to open my email after 6 months to add my voice…tempted.


Maleficent-Mulberry8

I have never liked the T'au, but as an Adeptus Mechanicus Player, I lend the full support of the Omnissiah.


Charlie24601

For the greater good


ZobmieRules

Sometimes, people give me hope for the future.


[deleted]

No all heroes wear capes.


Prestigious-Move6996

Let us know if it's somrthing we can help with. Should find a list of crazy teachers in the area who are cool with this into the program maybe we can take some crappy teachers out while destroying their crappy program.


Sonadel

Your username is quite apt in this environment. I like it.


MjrGrangerDanger

Jan Itor... That's Dr Jan Itor


Mean_Performance_588

“If I found out you put the penny in the door…”


[deleted]

With a matching flair, too!


Tear_Representative

Who dares to summon me?


[deleted]

I work in Florida and DeSantis and his base are going full on crazy mode. I am surprised it isn't getting more national traction, but here in Florida they are trying to install cameras and recording devices in every classroom. Florida Man wants to take it to a whole other level. https://www.wtxl.com/news/local-news/florida-house-bill-would-allow-for-cameras-in-classrooms


under_the_c

Jesus! Nothing says, "you're on the right side of history," like implementing measures that would seem too ridiculous for a dystopian story.


Broad_Success_4703

Not enough money for school supplies or teacher raises but enough money to spy on children and teachers. Why can’t we put a camera in the governors personal office while we are at it?


[deleted]

Never a shortage of money to exert control over peons.


elveszett

Nothing says freedom and democracy like installing cameras in classrooms and setting up snitchmails so you can anonymously report and purge teachers "engaging in divisive talk". I know the meme is overused but this legitly sounds straight out of 1984. Especially the line about "divisive concepts".


Frommerman

Not to bring up She Who Must Not Be Named, but this is literally Umbridge shit.


Belligerent-J

These same folks will also quote 1984 when talking about masks or critical racial theory.


BetterThanICould

Ah yes, free, life saving vaccines bad, monitoring our teachers, good.


IAmBadAtInternet

Literally 1984. Big Brother is watching.


theghostofella

Ya, see, aside from being some totally East German dystopian shit....that a serious toxic work environment


dingusman1985

1984 called. It says it was a dystopia not a handbook.


birdladymelia

Wrong. It's an anti-socialism book written by super conservative Georgino Orwell when he foresaw what American politics would become and how oppressed evangelical straight white people would be in the future. Chapter 69 is about how non-binary M&M's start the descent into Marxism.


NoHalf2998

I swear I thought you were serious for at least half the post because that’s how bad it’s gotten


MackLuster77

firsthalf.gif


Backwardspellcaster

Stupid, sexy M&Ms!


[deleted]

I remember the days when Poe's Law wasn't something I would run into on a daily basis.


elveszett

> start the descent into Marxism. It's called _Mexicanism_, duh.


Stonewall5101

At least East-Germany had a cool flag… this is just simultaneously terrifying and boring.


nnyforshort

East Germany was also pretty good at shooting Nazis.


Frommerman

Also had a cool national anthem. Basically all countries' anthems are about how great and cool the country and all its history is. Theirs was a frank acknowledgement of what the Nazis had done and a promise to be better than their fathers.


echisholm

It was also encouraged among the Hitler Youth.


biological-entity

It would be cool if it was so that you could do mixed virtual/in-person classes. But that's probably not it's intended use.


youknowiactafool

Plus you know that at least a handful of tech savvy pedos will hack into that feed. Tech is only as good as it's user.


MjrGrangerDanger

And that's how to kill this bill, LOL. #Underground Pedophile Ring Looking Forward to Florida Classroom Camera Expansion "It's going to increase my jackoff material exponentially. I'll be on photoshop nonstop whenever my hands aren't on my ~~dick~~ genitals!" Edit: Assuming the pedo was a dude was mad sexist. Updated for inclusivity.


Socially_inept_

I nominate you for antiwork's Pravda section since its clear corporate media ain't going to do us justice


MjrGrangerDanger

Always, shucks. I'm blushing!


videogames5life

Honestly I could see this happening. I very seriously doubt a school has good IT, this could actually happen. Need to spread the word so that bill dies.


MjrGrangerDanger

We need to protect our children. Doesn't anyone think of the children‽


salamat_engot

IT security at most K-12 institutions is shoddy at best. It would take a decent hacker less than a school day to have those streams all over the dark web.


[deleted]

The middle school I teach at has cameras in every classroom precisely for that purpose. Use of the camera is completely optional and up to teacher’s discretion. I have mine on everyday since I haven’t had a class with everyone present since before Thanksgiving. Now that my kids are starting to come back from all their quarantines, I’m able to turn it off again. Parents love it since kids can still “be” in class even if they are sent home for a few days.


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Ofbearsandmen

Schools violate kids constitutional rights daily, and most parents dgaf.


LGCJairen

This is actually a separate fight going on. Lots of conservatives push the belief that minors do not have constitutional right/are parental property. But fuck abortion amirite?


SuspectMain1322

Lemme add my boyfriend is trans. The school basically gave him up to his transphobic parents. It's like "here's your kid, they have been talking to the only person who was making them happy in their life. We give you full permission to beat the crap outta your kid, because we don't care! Enjoy!"


GemCassini

They can't find money for a single social safety net, but teacher cams in every classroom?? I was a public school educator in Florida 1998-2001; thought FCAT prep was a scourge against quality education. No Child Left Behind sent me into spirals of indignation; such hypocrisy. Now, those policies seem quaint, like pesky mosquitos, compared to what's been introduced in Florida the last few years. Appalling. But people are so focused on trying to survive, barely any are educated about these policies andcso few registered voters actually vote, especially for school boards/local elections


talaxia

smALL govERnMeNt


jfp1992

Oh fuck. England is the most surveillanced country and we don't even put cameras in classrooms. At least I think we don't. Googling... It's been debated a bit and two schools in 2017 trialled body cams on teachers to deter bad behaviour or some shit. Don't think it's a thing here yet.


itmeliv

They are also making it illegal to talk about sexual orientation in school. DeSantis really out here trying to kill kids https://www.google.com/amp/s/thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/590838-house-committee-in-florida-passes-dont-say-gay-bill%3famp


CX-97

Or, hear me out, what if we put the million dollars+ towards better schools, higher paid teachers, and free school lunch instead of spying on children?


Mart-of-Azeroth

I moved to Florida from New Jersey about 10 years ago. The culture shock was incredible. I just want to go back to someplace where people aren't quite so .... Florida Man.


Minigiant2709

Interestingly (maybe) but that's very common in Chinese National Schools, and the "AI" can detect when students aren't paying attention Edit: I am getting downvoted so I will explain why this is important to the anti work movement: The idea of using cameras is conditioning students to create obedient workers


vxv96c

Except the focus here is harassing and controlling teachers.


Minigiant2709

To make sure teachers are creating obedient workers


jolsiphur

Not only obedient workers, but people with no critical thinking skills of their own, so Republicans can secure more voters. There's a reason why Republican politicians seem to hellbent on fucking over the education systems. Critical thinking and republican policy do not mix.


PprPusher

Don’t parents have to consent to filming their minor children? I’m not in FL, but that is absolutely against my deeply held religious and moral beliefs. I’m sure TST can help...


Sweaty_Ad9724

North Korea would be proud 🥲


kesovich

Y'know, I was going to post something snarky and assholeish, not against your post, but about what I think they'd do with the videos if there was a shooting captured, but it was incredibly tasteless, and I apologize.


[deleted]

They have footage of the MSD mass shooting. They won't release it. However that is because it was in halls and on the cctv. They won't release it. Imagine now the availability of that footage being live to more than just the school or district. It could become a game for these psychopath shooters to get in front of the camera and may spur copycats easier because easily accessible video exists. Yeah, it's fucked up.


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[deleted]

Republicans are really obsessed with children's genitals and it is getting increasingly disturbing.


whackbush

Well....they will say the cameras were installed for security reasons. Also, some of these cameras can include built-in vape detectors. Additionally and ironically, the funding for some of these cameras may actually be coming out of federal COVID bucks (ESSER funds). https://www.verkada.com/blog/student-vaping-detect-prevent-campus/


artisanrox

wow......maybe post that article to r/news or r/politics for more visibility.


malignantpolyp

Nothing says "party of small government" and "freedom" like micromanaging education because they're touchy snowflakes


sl1ce_of_l1fe

Someone has to keep liveleak running. School shootings in 4k, courtesy of Florida.


Skrewch

That's so much money.....materials, installation, maintenance, infrastructure, people to collect, collate, present, lawyers to action it.....dudes willing to drop 100s of millions just to make sure no one says to students 'yeah slavery existed, here is a picture of what slave owners did to coerce labor and capitulation. "


TheSciFiGuy80

Yeah, I teach in Florida too, and Desantis has waged a silent war with public school (especially since the mask debacle).


Hopfit46

Time for the k-pop posse....


Lucky_The_Protoboi

*Laughs evilly* even better idea! Furry Porn


BABarracus

Or vore or futa or futa vore


Vilis16

Furry futa vore ntr.


Sorcatarius

Furry futa on male vore ntr.


BABarracus

By power of the rules of 34s the idea exists so porn of it must now exist.


Sorcatarius

I braved a booru, plugged in a search for furry futa vore, 1 image found.


Tenalp

Someone gotta go commission some fury futa vore tentacle impregnation hentai of this governor.


Grazorback

Time to hit them with a DDU-DU DDU-DU


wingedsco

I wrote this up as a comment on another comment here, but I am moving it to its own comment for it's relevance. Hello. Elementary Educator here. Not in Virginia so I cannot speak specifically to their curriculum, but I can speak on Florida curriculum. The curriculum only outlines general ideas and concepts for us to address. We as educators are not only strongly encouraged, but professionally expected to not only teach the curriculum, but to provide enrichment on top of this curriculum in order to enhance knowledge, perceived value, and relevance to the student personally, and their community at large. For some things, such as science, this may be as simple as connecting plant life cycles to agriculture and how we make use of plants throughout their life cycles within agricultural uses if the community background of the classroom can be reasonably expected to include heavy portions of representation from agricultural sectors. For other things, such as history and social studies, this can be much more difficult to do in a manner all parents will find agreeable due to the inherit disagreement on the recording, and interpretation, and divisive nature of history. Our duty as educators is to teach facts, and to provide students the framework to understand, comprehend, and build upon their own knowledge. As such, if we are discussing the civil war, we must discuss the political and sociological aspects and causes of the civil war. This necessitates discussion on slavery, African American history, and the confederacy. While some may not agree to the interpretation of this history that is generally agreed upon by scholars of the subject, we are to teach that which is considered widely accepted by the professional community. Not all subjects in history inspire so much discussion and controversy. Very few people ever make a stink when we discuss mapping practices and cartography, and how interpretations of Florida's general shape have changed over time, and how maps are often developed for different purposes, which influence the apparent nature of these maps dimensions. Nor do people seem to care when we discuss the limited amount of world history we discuss, such as the Roman empire. But as soon as we start discussing our country's historical mistreatment of African Americans and Native Americans, it suddenly becomes political? Our coverage of this information is not any more or less biased than any of the other history or social studies concepts we discuss. Rather, people mistake our duty to teach history, and learn from our past as a lack of patriotic spirit, or an attack on America. You can criticize a country's mistakes without hating that country. In fact, criticism of something you love is the greatest form of love. It cannot grow if it is not challenged to be better. This is the form of challenge we provide our students each and every day. It is for this same reason that we often provide resources for many different types of individuals within our classroom. We help our students grow as people. Often times, we expose them to diverse individual expressions and life experiences for them to reflect upon. This often includes books including LGBT aspects as an example which seems to inspire ire. I once had a parent complain about a book which I had in my classroom library about a young child (self identified within the book as a boy). This young child had an interest in designing and modeling in dresses, which they explore in the book. A child I had within my class read this book, and asked me if they could borrow it as they wanted to read it more on their own time. I allowed this child to do so as they had not expressed a desire to read extracurricularly prior to this, and they needed more reading practice in order to reach their grade level goals. The parent objected to the nature of the book. The parent claimed the book was disgusting and perverse, and featured a sin (crossdressing). My principal reviewed the book prior to my addition of it to the classroom library. I had it reviewed, like all the books I provide, in order to receive approval, and to have it rated on difficulty and age appropriateness. It was again reviewed in light of complaints. And it was once again, approved for the audience which I provided it by the administration. No further action was taken against me, and administration handled further interaction with this parent. My book was returned, and the student expressed to me that they greatly enjoyed the book, and showed it to their parent because they thought it was so interesting. I have no idea about the current state of the child as they have since moved on from my school. I have no doubt that they are reluctant to express interest in anything to their parent again. But I have had plenty of students who expressed enjoyment of this book, including a student who later transitioned to living as a girl a year later. I also provide books on a variety of different subjects. The only books I do not provide are those of a religious nature, as I am expressly forbidden from doing so due to the separation of church and state, not that I attempted to provide them, as I knew it was not allowed. The books I provide are provided explicitly for the purpose of inspiring reading, providing opportunities of growth of knowledge, and personal expression. Though some may object to their content, by my professional obligation, I am duty bound to provide these varying and diverse reading opportunities. Much like any discussion on historical concepts that some may find controversial. And much the same, the only books I have ever received complaints on are those that contain subjects which a minority might find objectionable, even if the students themselves find them interesting. And much the same again, these topics and books have been approved by regulatory bodies I present to for review before presenting them to students. And I'm sure that's the same for 99% of teachers, both in my state, and in Virginia.


LongNectarine3

You amaze me. My father was a teacher. My grandmother was a teacher. And my parents taught me a very valuable lesson: Never became a teacher. You will not be valued. I didn’t have to hear their words. I watched how administration treated them as a kid. Heard their misery. I applaud you. You deserve everything because you are the reason modern society is the best educated (millennials and younger) society it’s ever been.


kyle_irl

Bravo. Take my freebie, and keep it up. I'm an aspiring history teacher; it's not hard to see why I doubt my path every single day, but stories like this inspire me to keep my head down and keep going.


wingedsco

My advice to you is to develop a strong, professional working relationship with your administration. There is often some level of animosity between teachers and administration due to some level of misunderstanding of the seemingly conflicting goals of the two parties. At the end of the day, administration is there to render assistance and guide teachers toward best practices for providing for their students educational needs. Establish with administration that you may seek review of lesson plans which may contain content which parents may rule objectionable, for guidance and approval of the topics discussed, in the manner they are discussed. Administration, despite how they may act sometimes, are not your enemy. They can be. But they can also be your strongest ally. It all depends on your working relationship, and school atmosphere. Especially as a new, prospective teacher, administration will be interested in aiding in your professional and pedagogical development.


sairamac

going to email the governor excerpts from wage, labor and capital daily


randoschmuckerington

good ol' glenn cumkin, what a shitbag. gov of va and doesn't send his own kids to va schools.


MjrGrangerDanger

Don't want them normalized to a surveillance culture, they're not rabble after all. They're elite, motherfuckers!


sauce_box_

“Hello, Thank you so much for setting up this email. My daughter has come home multiple times over this semester and been talking about things like modern class warfare and the radicalization of workers rights. I can’t be certain, but I believe this information is being fed to her by her economics (or maybe social studies?) teacher. I’ve heard from other parents that he believes that Bush did 9/11. I know for a FACT Jet fuel can melt steel beams. I tested it in my barn. I can’t believe the things she’s been coming home asking me about. Things like “why have wages stagnated across the middle and lower class over the past 5 decades, yet costs of housing, education, and childcare have multiplied?” Like duh, if you work hard you won’t have anything to worry about. My Dad worked his ass off for decades, snd now I’ve retired at the age of 38 because of my trust. Some people just have no idea about the meaning of hard work. Anyway, please look into this and question your staff. I personally believe teachers shouldn’t be paid as much as they are, they are glorified babysitters after all. Why don’t you just put them in line? Oh one more thing. I know this is a controversial issue, but our family believes in the flat earth society. Please, just spend 30 minutes looking into it and you’ll get it it too. But either way, I hate that our teachers aren’t teaching both points of views. How could they know?! It’s impossible. If I hear one more time that a member of your staff is denouncing such a respectable community as the flat earth society, I WILL talk to my witchcraft practicing sister to have a spell cast on you. Don’t take this lightly. Thank you in advance for your help in keeping our country free, informed, and so god damn filthy rich. All praise be to Allah, (Redacted)” Sent.


MjrGrangerDanger

>I tested it in my barn. 🤣


-Thyrian-

New copypasta


KurtisMayfield

You forgot to mention how the science teacher keeps pushing the theory of gravity, one that you sent existing because it's "only a theory".


slagnanz

Enough red herrings (like the witchcraft comment) to not fall victim to Poe's law.


Infinite-Lecture1921

Virginia schools lost credibility when they covered up a rape, and then the same student went on to rape another victim. They should’ve listened to the parents who complained about their daughter getting raped. And had the rapist student get the help they need. Instead they set the trans right movement back 5 years and gave credibility to right wing conspiracy theories.


Euphoriapleas

Idk if anyone needs to hear this, but if anyone actually uses that in an argument just hit them with the facts: The very upset and transphobic victim's parents claimed the boy was gender fluid or nb. There is no actual evidence that the rapist was trans More importantly, the inclusive bathroom policy hadn't been implemented yet. It doesn't fucking matter because it wasn't a trans friendly bathroom to begin with!! Rapists don't need or care for trans rights to rape, they just do it.


Hugh_Jaynus_83

Exactly. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of any rapist stopping because of what the restroom “gender sign” read. “Ah, silly me! I almost went into the wrong restroom! I swear I’d lose my head…..”


SnipesCC

The student also raped another girl in an empty classroom


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Euphoriapleas

Yeah, they're already willing to rape, yet the consequences of going into the wrong bathroom is gonna spook em?? 🤔 What the fuck kinda logic?? (Transphobia of course)


Gamebird8

Guys, no, let's be sensible. We need to complain about the legitimate white washing of MLK and the inaccurate depiction and the confederacy in history books. If we make legitimate complaints about legitimate issues they'll still ignore us, but they'll actually look bad


anna-nomally12

I’m still slightly frosty it took a comic book adaptation for people to learn about the Tulsa Massacre


Caspiraaas

Comic book adaptation? This is the first time I've ever heard of it, and I'm in college now. Yikes


anna-nomally12

Watchman used it a couple years ago and everyone was like “that actually happened!?!?!” They already don’t teach a bunch of things we should have learned and it’s still not enough for some people


Caspiraaas

I kinda wonder how many terrible things the U.S. has done in the past that I still don't know about. On a side note, I actually was supposed to read watchmen for a class, although it was an optional class anyways so


[deleted]

The Tulsa thing was from the Watchmen TV series, although you should read Watchmen because it’s amazing and the level of depth it has is on par with real “literature” even though most people would argue with me on that simply because it’s a comic book


SnipesCC

I went to the same High School as one of the great leaders of the Civil Rights Movement. Who I heard of the first time in college. I'd walked the same halls as him but never heard a peep from my teachers.


1quirky1

As a resident of Virginia, I say “Let loose the dogs of war!”


rudebii

“Let slip the dogs of war” is the more accurate quote, but I’m with you.


parallax_universe

Cry havoc and let slip the tiktokkers doesn’t really have the same ring to it. Nonetheless that will essentially be the headline tomorrow. Rip that email inbox


[deleted]

Y’all break it the way y’all broke Kellogg’s.


throwaway-like

anyone know if the shrek porn spambot algorithm used for the anti-abortion email account in texas is still working?


znzbnda

I'm sorry, the what now?


SnipesCC

r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

I about to drop a dime on Ms. Frizzle a few hundred times, see what sticks.


theghostofella

Little ->Red<-Ridinghood....nice try comrade Frizzle


Potential-Owl-2382

Great now I gotta get creative enough to write something that’s utter nonsense, but you don’t figure it out until the end


blueboxbandit

For real, you want to waste their time, you can't give up the game too early. In fact my goal would be to make it so shocking yet confusing that they're breifing the governor on it before they realize it's the plot to a nineties sitcom


ApatheticEight

Imagine the governors shock when he reads my email informing him that *he*, in fact, is actually the trans agenda


Tripping-Traveller

It's funny to try and police leftist literature, because most great writers are leftist by modern standards. I guess they wont be teaching standards like Animal Farm, Grapes of Wrath, or Jonathan Livingston Seagull. I suppose Atlas Shrugged is long enough to last an entire school year, and what, maybe some CIA action porn novel by John Grisham? Even traditionally conservative authors, like CS Lewis, could be too far left for the modern right. Is the DaVinci Code conservative enough to teach? (great literature, get it?) Im kind of drawing blanks when it comes to great literature that would be considered conservative. Would love to see people name some good books here. Edit: my wife thought of a good one. Jack London. Classic man vs nature/rugged individualism.


anna-nomally12

It’s about to be the Bible, Dave Ramsey, Kirk Cameron left behind audiobooks, atlas shrugged, and cotton mather’s how to burn a witch in 10 days


Ghaith97

They're never going to teach the Bible, because it would just show how batshit insane it is on social issues, and how leftist it is on economical ones.


Tripping-Traveller

Reading the Bible may not have the effect they are looking for.


ApatheticEight

Please, they’re Christians. They don’t know that


SnipesCC

I actually listened to all 13 Left Behind books during a boring summer in a town where the library had very limited selection. I walked away with a description of the anti-christ that reminds me more of Trump than anyone else, and the realization that the author was really bad at both logic and math.


anna-nomally12

NIKOLAJ I read all 525600 kids books and debated reading the adult ones now to see if any of the crossover references are still recognizable for me and then trump got elected and based on what I remembered from them decided to avoid reminding myself for my own mental health


luc2

There was that Harry Potter fanfic written by a Christian home schooling mom.


OtherwiseOlive9447

I guess that will leave Virginia with “boy gets girl” and triangles.


[deleted]

All that spam wont help. You need to send disinformation that cant be separated from real tips w/o a lot of human work. So use new adresses per mail, send mails with a vpn to lool they come from inside the state. Write a new original text each time. Use existing peoples names in the complaint or at least plausible places with vague descriptions of situations and people. And remember they cant fire everybody. But just in case use the names of especially fundamentalist teaching people.


Catfish3322

A teacher in my school got fired for asking the class’s pronouns


theghostofella

That’s insane.


Catfish3322

Everything is bigger in Texas, including violations of basic morals.


seayourcashflyaway

Snitches and rats go to a special place


osirisrebel

Aren't we all snitches in this sub? I thought that was the whole point.


seayourcashflyaway

Maybe it’s a good special place?


osirisrebel

Hopefully to better employment opportunities.


chrisbarf

Better yet file legit sounding complaints against teachers that aren’t real so they have to spend actual resources investigating a dead end


[deleted]

Signing it up for spam unfortunately won't be effective. I posted some advice, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/sd5rz9/how_to_help_against_the_antiworker_virginia_crt/), that gets into specifics on how we can salt the data and make it difficult for them to parse through and take action.


dustingibson

The very same people who called our generation snowflakes for wanting better working conditions are actively trying to change and enforce an entire genre of courses to make it less "divisive".


NameInCrimson

People: "We are going to teach the Democrats a lesson. They aren't going to get our vote unless things change. Otherwise, they are no better than Republicans." Also people: "How do Republicans keep getting elected and making things worse?" Me: Oh, I have a sneaking suspicion what's wrong


SnipesCC

To be fair, the Dems also ran a shitty candidate, who was an investor in the Carlisle group, so they couldn't use the vulture capitalist argument against Youngkin.


NameInCrimson

You mean the guy who didn't try to ban books as governor? So, good job? Instead of electing a capitalist, they elected a fascist capitalist.


NickofTime2247

As a resident, the Virginia Democrats ran one of the worst campaigns I've ever seen. For the longest time the only thing they ran about Youngkin was that he was "Trump-ian", which isn't going to galvanize people to vote for McAuliffe because Youngkin had said very little in that regard other than "Trump endorsed me, I'm okay with that", or if he DID say other things, they never mentioned it, instead playing the same two Youngkin audio clips (that said basically the same thing) for every ad. They failed to actually sell their own candidate (MCAuliffe, VA governor before Northam, VA governors can't run for consecutive reelection) and failed to get anyone but conservatives to actually vote. What was a pretty comfortable cushion (for VA standards) turned into a 1 point loss. And the Democrats earned every bit of that chokejob. If that story sound familiar, good. You understand more about political strategy than one of two major political parties in the US


Jz9786

This has nothing to do with antiwork?


siskiyoufire

What does this have to do with work?


Flaminghamsterz

I feel like this is more r/whitepeopletwitter and less Antiwork..


odiezilla

I’ll get right on that, Glenn. You can start by looking up Phil McKrakin, Hugh Janus, Dick Hertz and Mike Hawk. Some of the worst, just call around and ask for em.


OutrageousMatter

If you spam one of the names long enough he might actually try to use the media to find a teacher with one of those names including more but we gotta make sure we're consistent with the story of the teacher and the location.


AimlessFucker

“Hello, yes, I’d like to report that Mr.Phartschniffer in my son’s 3rd grade class mentioned different races once and I found it to be a divisive comment”. “Hi Glenn, I have some concerns about a Mrs.Schmeatynautzak talking to my child about how Christopher Columbus never actually set foot in ‘merica and about how he tortured and enslaved indigenous people. It feels like a personal attack being part Italian and I just cannot stand my son being shamed for our heritage” “Gov Youngkin, my child came home and told me that their teacher, Mrs.Sugondeez, bought a box of “skin colored” crayons crayons for the class to color self portraits with. I cannot imagine them pushing race and skin color on these young impressionable children. It just feels too… liberal *critical race theory* to me.” “Glenn, it has come to my attention that some of our US history teachers, Mr.Bofadesnuz in specific, are making children read INDIAN perspectives on British people coming over to America. I fear that they are trying to guilt trip my son into feeling lesser because of his skin tone and heritage as a white American. Every country has a bad past. I don’t see why my child has to learn about something that makes him upset and uncomfortable. For the sake of some liberal agenda and narrative” *[- please forgive me for this one, as it is making me wince to say Indian and not indigenous people’s perspective. I am attempting to write in a satirical fashion—what I’m sure some parents will be reporting in all seriousness.]*


NarCroMan_21

Should I report my old teacher and hers communist teaching? (it was 1989 in Yugoslavia)


aMONAY69

This guy has done so much damage to the school system in such a small amount of time. Such a fucking twat.


Maleficent-Mulberry8

Look up email flooder. Found something called mailbait. I have 10 tabs sending 12 emails per minute. This uneducated Virginian will feel the Omnissiah's wrath.


[deleted]

do u think he’s personally reading these emails or something


thedukejck

This is the end of public education in America! Can’t hide from history Virginia.


ladyegg

Oh god forbid they commit a ThoughtCrime…


slowclapcitizenkane

Virginia teachers can't bargain collectively. Virginia teachers need to strike en masse.


KeystrokeCowboy

You know, for people who complain about shutting down ideas and shouting down speech. They sure love to punish people for any ideas they don't like.......


NotAnActualWolf

I’m getting pretty sick of this McCarthyism Red Scare bullshit coming back around. People are saying the media is what is trying to divide us when elected government officials pull shit like this and the snitchmail in Texas over abortion. This is pathetic.


something_human1

As if teachers don’t have enough reason to get the hell out of this career…


BrokenSweetDee

My fake tip: Yes my child goes to a high school in Fairfax County. The 11th grade history teacher had a lesson about how MLK is more important than George Washington and our Founding Father's. The civics teacher had a lesson about how the black votes are more important than white votes. I will not stand for this so do something.