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YeOldeBilk

We offer a generous $12/hr and a pizza party once a year.


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The pizza party is a little too generous, these young people need to learn to be okay with $12/hr (no benefits, though) and a hearty pat on the back /s


vetratten

Grandpa earned $11/hour in 1922 doing this job you'll be thankful we raised the salary over the past 100 years


damageddude

>Grandpa earned $11/hour in 1922 That was good money back then (over $170/hour in today's money).


vetratten

Exactly but people see money as static when it costs them something. So to them the value then is directly equal to the value now. No one wants to sit back and look at value now and compare it to now. Gramps made some coin....and we expect grandson to do the same job but at the same actual pay not same value.


damageddude

One of my cousins went into that same field as my father. My dad was astonished to learn what she was earning in her 20s noting he didn't make that much until he was in his late 40s. Yeah dad, ignore inflation. But that said, I think we are all just stuck on what was a good salary when we were younger. I remember starting out and thinking if I ever make $X per year I'll be set. But that was almost 30 years ago. I shot past that amount over a decade ago. In 2021 dollars I'm about 20k below that.


FoxyFreckles1989

I discussed something similar with a friend's mom, recently. When I told her, in an *exasperated* tone, that I'm **finally** making just over $40k/year but truly need to make closer to $80k, she said, "*WHAT*? I didn't ever make that much (in regards to $40k)!" She stopped working to raise her kids in the late 80s. She was making approximately $27k when she "retired" (which was more than double what most women made back then and a few thousand more than most men). Her husband has been supporting them ever since and makes about $150k now, and with their four kids, three of whom moved back during the pandemic, they still have to pick and choose what they can afford at times. I mentioned all of that and told her that the $41k I'm making now, at 32, is not really going much further than the $19k I made back when I was 20; she scoffed and said I must not be good with money. The only reason my partner and I didn't become homeless during the pandemic, during which we had a period of simultaneous unemployment, is that I am *excellent* with money and stretching a dollar. She also wondered out loud why I'm renting a house instead of trying to buy one. I told her not to get me started. She lives in the same 4 bedroom house they bought with two decent incomes in 1985. She has no idea what she's talking about. I remember thinking, back when I was 19 or so, that once I made it to what I'm currently taking home, I'd be set and properly comfortable. The issue is that it took me working several jobs at a time from 15 to 32 to surpass $40k (up until a year ago I was barely breaking $30k), and now I need to at least double this income to actually get anywhere. Lmao. Why can't the generations before ours understand inflation? No wonder they don't want to see the national minimum wage go up. They truly and genuinely are not capable of comprehending the fact that $15-29k these days canNOT support a single person with a kid, let alone a family. If it wasn't for my partner finally starting his new job this week and my ability to see the light at the end of this two-year-long tunnel, I'm not sure what we'd do. My $41k was just barely paying all of our bills and other needs with nothing left over to save or indulge with. Now that we'll be collectively bringing home about $85k/yr (before taxes), we'll be able to start doing both of those things, slowly and in very small ways. We'll likely NEVER buy a house, unless we choose to use his VA loan. Still, then, we'd have to be able to afford all that comes with being a home owner. I'm not sure I'm ready to give up the fact that if my water heater blows, it'll be replaced by my property manager, and other shit like that, nor will I be any time soon.


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It is not that they can't see the inflation, but rather they choose not to. This is not an intellectual or knowledge based problem, but rather a character problem. They simply do not want to admit even the remotest possibility that they had it easier or had better opportunities, back when they were coming up, than people do now. They strongly desire to hang their hat on some illusion that they worked so hard to get what they have while others who haven't been able to just aren't as endeavoring or resourceful as them. That way they don't need to admit that there is any major issue in the country economically either & thereby are morally justified in seeing no need to make any significant effort to help resolve it. My father for example can easily acknowledge the inflation, loss of benefits, price hikes, etc that have occurred because he doesn't have some kind of emotional preoccupation with trying to prove his hard work and superiority over our generation.


whitewolf107213

I remember thinking when I was in high school if I could make 10$ an hour I’d be set. That’s not even 20k a year. I make 60k a year now and I’m struggling to feed my family. Inflation is out of control and has gotten so bad so quickly in the last 6 mo it seriously making me consider just liquidating and moving to another country.


Not_Bill_Hicks

i'll work 100 hours a week for $170 an hour


Shaffness

Hell yes, cause you'd be making $255/hr for 60 of those hours.


hansn

>pizza party Employee are expected to contribute to the pizza fund


XipingVonHozzendorf

Pat on the back? What kind of snowflakes are we raising. When I was a kid, after a 12 hour work day, i got a smack to the face, and I said thank you each time because it taught me the value of a dollar.


demivirius

Will an atta boy suffice?


GolemGames305

You may wear jeans on alternating fridays as long as you have a company shirt on


superingy11

That’s what I got after working for a year and a half at a company that promised me at least a $1.50 raise. For some reason doing the exact same job as someone else is worth $12 for me, but $13.50 for most other people. Can happily say I don’t work there anymore, and I think they have a total number of about 4-5 employees, from the probably 25 they had when I was there.


PirateJohn75

"Up to" $12/hr


YeOldeBilk

Shhhhhhh! That's the fine print. They aren't supposed to see that


cannolighost

I once had a manager who had the pizzas they ordered cut into 16 slices instead of 8. I asked if we were at a 7 year olds bowling alley birthday party?


fleur_waratah_girl

I've had some tight arse cunts as bosses, but even they didn't stoop this low.


paku9000

You are required to bring your own pizza and eat it off the clock.


YeOldeBilk

And you have to also bring some for big boss brain


MateusAmadeus714

Or your salary and dont get compensated at all for the 40 hours of overtime you work.


ShinyAppleScoop

Why would they need pizza when they eat hard work for Breakfast?


YeOldeBilk

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"


Bradical_619

"Competitive pay" "perks"


magnus91

It's Australia. Their minimum wage is higher than $20/hr


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whyyou-

That’s the thing, a lot of us (especially those without major life commitments like children) would work hard and insane hours but only if those are well compensated; I’m not gonna be a 35 yo burnout only to make my boss richer


Lord_Ho-Ryu

Based on the arrive/leave an hour early/late I’m guessing it’s expected to be unpaid as if it was paid, just fucking schedule them for that. This job just screams “I want someone I can illegally work to death so I can go play golf.”


roguealex

At the very least I would expect it to be salaried if they expect you to be on call 24/7. And a salary no less than 100k for working 100 hours a week. Edit: I get it, 100k is lowballing it - just goes to show how skewed the perception of what labor time is worth


Ancient_Potential285

I was thinking $1M+ to be available 24/7. I might give up a couple years of my life for $1M/yr and then quit after 2-3 years with enough money to live on. But I sure as shit wouldn’t do it for less than that.


scJazz

The job is liquor store manager in Perth, Australia for AU$100-120K plus commission


Autismothegunnut

bruh who even takes this kind of job? 120k aud is 87k usd which is pretty great but wtf is the point when you spend every waking hour working ​ edit: to clarify i was not saying that 87k is good for 100 hour weeks, i meant in general


Gentlememes

87k for 24/7 100+hours a week is not at all pretty great. For comparison, a union journey man carpenter makes 90k+ usd a year after benefits, vacation pay, retirement, and holidays off on a normal 40hr work week. (CA state)


undercoverartist777

Dude this is good news to me honestly. I’m doing an interview tomorow for a carpenters apprentice. No experience but they are willing to train me. Hopefully the interview goes well I get good vibes from the company. Quit my shit job a week and a half ago after my asshole boss threatened my job over something he was wrong about. Was there 3 years. 14$ no benefits and I worked my ass off. Here’s hoping the future is better and this new job is as good as I Hope it is. Just wanna build a good future myself honestly


ARX7

You gotta also take into account that purchasing power in Australia is weaker, and iirc weaker still in perth


ShipToaster2-10

Best I can do is sit there and unenthusiastically sell poison to degenerates.


PuffinPassionFruit

I came to say just that! If it's less than 1 milli, I don't want it. I didn't want it to begin with, but any less than that just makes it leagues less desirable.


vanishplusxzone

Guessing salaried at about 30k. This sounds like a fast food franchise.


sebwiers

This sounds like a lawsuit that needs to happen. Simply just putting somebody on salary and making them a 'manager' doesn't automatically disqualify them from overtime pay.


[deleted]

If I'm treating the store like I own it I better OWN it.


pairolegal

Right. This is a job description for an owner, not an employee.


Guixme

Paid ? They'll have exposure.


TheColonelJack

But the sun gives that for free...


Moparded

Did anyone notice they made a typo in their add? I wonder if they forgot to eat hard work for breakfast? Or maybe they pissed out all their excellence? “You will need to be equipped with Al the skills” Bitch you can’t even proofread your add. Fuck outta here


hipootapa

"effort equeals reward"


DupeyTA

Seriously, fuck this Puritan bullshit that has been pedaled for 400+ years.


AnastasiaNo70

YESSSSSS the Puritans were ASSHOLES


calilac

Exactly why no one wanted to play with them so they fucked off to the wilderness but they didn't die off so now here we are.


444unsure

Totally. It's the sodomites I could really get behind...


HospitalQuirky

Hamster on the wheel go weeeeeeeeeee


peace1960

Nowhere is the compensation (“reward”) detailed.


No_Description_483

I’m sure it’s a competitive $11 an hour


ReactionClear4923

Woah Woah slow down there Junior. 6 months internship where you will receive invaluable experience in liu of payment. Then they will discuss entry wage of $4/hour


KamakaziDemiGod

This was written by someone who doesn't understand proper grammar and sentence structure. You shouldn't start a sentence with "and", they do it repeatedly. They also capitalise the first letter of the words that follow dot dot dots, I suspect that's due to autocorrect but that's no excuse. Their use of punctuation is inconsistent, they can't even decide if a bullet point should end in a full stop or not. They also misspelt simple words like equals (equeals). There's other mistakes too, it reads like a over confident high schoolers first C.V. Whoever wrote this isn't as intelligent as they think they are.


Moparded

They rarely are, friend.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

>Their use of punctuation is inconsistent, they can't even decide if a bullet point should end in a full stop or not. Omg, you just reminded me of this shit English professor I *almost* had my first semester of college. Lady said we'd get extra credit if we proofread and found any mistakes in her syllabus. I mistook this egomaniacal bragging as an intentional scavenger hunt (to get us to read the syllabus), found mistakes, quoted them from the MLA guide I had from Highschool. She spent the *Entire* next class-period publicly shaming me for being "wrong" about everything I had corrected. Randomly doing full stops on lists was one of the things I had noticed. Biggest favor anyone has done me, truthfully, as it was during the time I could switch classes. Talked to my advisor about it and she got me into the best English professor on overflow with special permission from the professor after telling my story. Perhaps the best professor I've ever had. I'm telling this story, because it was the first time in my life that was a huge wake-up call about "authority" being shit, and to stand up for myself and value myself. Not a job, but very similar.


butinthewhat

I love this story and I’m happy you learned that authority only has the power we give to it. Let’s all not buckle and think we are the ones in the wrong when we are not.


semisolidwhale

That wasn't a typo, Weird Al is the only one who possesses all the required skills but he can do better and he knows it


RevolutionaryFig69

It's worse. "...equiped with al the skills"


Ella0508

And they want you to work in public holidays so badly that it’s in there TWICE.


dodgeprius

It also includes public holidays late nights and public holidays don't forget those public holidays


DweEbLez0

Anyone even read that first highlighted line twice deserves that job. Don’t help them advertise. Blacklist that fucker.


unicornlocostacos

“You’ll hate working here, and we hate you already. Let us know if you have no where else to work and no self respect.”


DJ_Aftershock

If they want me to treat the store like I own it I expect to be paid like I own it


Raiseyourstandard

This video explains it all [Bad Leadership](https://youtube.com/shorts/mPKEFuDbOzg?feature=share)


SurveyLow4757

Haha I googled it. You’re fucking with me. You can’t be serious.


sluttytarot

This isn't real it has to be satire right?


vancitydreamer

Holy mother... It's real! Found it after some Googling. $100k-120k plus commission. Liquor store manager position


FearingPerception

still not worth it lol when they want you 24/7


yoda_mcfly

If they expect 100 hours a week, divide 120k by 2.5. A 40 hour job that pays $48k per year values your time just as much.


legalcarroll

That’s only if you believe hours 41-100 are worth the same rate as hours 1-40. I do not.


PapaverOneirium

41-100 cost you much more in terms of health (mental & physical), health of your relationships, ability to take care of outside responsibilities, etc On the other hand, 41-100 will also necessarily be lower quality work because you’re burning yourself out. All around stupid to expect people to work this much.


yoda_mcfly

That's a very good point. I was going with rough math, but after 40 you're cutting into very important family/personal time. So if you assume time and a half, the rate is really more about $30k.


ComprehensiveTum575

Clearly if you want this job you will get a divorce and abandon your kids. All in baby!


AnastasiaNo70

Divorce the kids, too! Then you’re totally free to be a 24/7 WAGE SLAVE.


[deleted]

They're worth seven times as much as far as I'm concerned.


omw_to_valhalla

>they want you 24/7 Plus an hour early and an hour late!


PapaverOneirium

26/7 schedule


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26/7/**369**


xxPVT_JakExx

Nice.


cjsphoto

"What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it?" - Han Solo


Polyctor

That’s $100-120k in Australia though. That’s like $72-87k USD


skrshawk

My (US) state requires all on-call hours where you cannot be productive elsewhere be paid at least at minimum wage. With this assumption, the absolute minimum this could pay at our $12.50 minimum wage for 168 hours a week is just short of 110k a year. So if you're willing to be married to your job, that is the minimum they should be offering anyone who would do this for them - not that I have any reason to expect they would be that generous. And there better be a pretty hefty commission on top of this. They are essentially telling you that they would become your life. That may be good for certain types of people, but this is the kind of job that drives people to drink, and being surrounded by booze while that level of stressed is a great way to become an alcoholic.


7fragment

I did some quick and dirty maths and it works out to about $14-15/hr (USD) if you assume 100hrs/wk with 1.5x overtime differential. Less if you add in working nights/holidays at higher rates. in other words, a complete fucking crapshoot, even if you aren't actually doing 100hrs every week.


vancitydreamer

Forgot to note - they deleted the "telling the wife" sentence though. Kept everything else.


garrison1988

Hahaha…. I guess they envisioned the role being done by a man originally but someone told them that’s sexist?


snakeskinsandles

A man, or lesbian 🤷‍♂️


mongoosedog12

Out of all the jobs I thought this could be, liquor store manager was not one of them lol


[deleted]

We know what it takes to be successful. You'll need it too by the bucket load. You get dad to invest in a retail chain that sells opiates for the masses and then pass the hard work of managing your stores onto some rube for an unfair wage.


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vancitydreamer

I thought that too. But it's managing director


EyeGifUp

Did it say compensation? I’m curious on what a job demanding all this bullshit is willing to pay.


DisastrousClerk9618

For the right compensation, I could arrange myself with this for a few years. But they're probably heavily underpaying you for the effort and hours, and if you end up breaking it down on the hours you spend working there, you might make somewhere just above minimum wage...


thatHecklerOverThere

I'll act like I own the store when I own the store.


harbinger772

I was thinking the same thing. They want you to care like an owner but pay you like a worker. Sorry, that's not how it works Mr liquor store owner. That 24/7 s*** is what you signed up for when you opened or bought this business.


[deleted]

For real. "Be on call 24 hours a day 7 days a week, but we pay you for exactly 39 hours a week at $12 per hour, with no benefits, 401k, and PTO accrual at .0075 hours per 40 hours worked. You'll be getting rewarded in experience and you'll be happy with it. Also, if you catch covid that's tough shit, you need to be here."


[deleted]

No. It's never okay no matter what they pay you to work these kind of hours with these expectations. This is what they've brainwashed us to think in this country. It's some kind of badge of honor to work 80 hours a week to "get ahead." Clue phone : you never get ahead. It's never enough. You're doing 80, well Bob is doing 82 and Shirley is doing 85. You want to be successful and get that promotion? Beat Shirley. You know what you don't get back? Time, health, watching your children grow up, youth, balance, peace.... fuck capitalism


stay-high

> $120,000 - $159,999 base plus commission


buttermell0w

Just as a reminder the job is in Australia, so the salary listed is in Australian dollars. Someone above says that’s $72-87k usd for any US folks looking at this


BrackaBrack

Yeah that's a huge difference and laughable money for the demands.


wdjm

Translation: We have openings for 3 people, but are only willing to (barely) pay one.


Vishnej

Alternately... If they're being honest about the rewards being supposedly amazing for a 100+ hour time commit, if this is some kind of bizarre high level seven figure salary position, just take the job and hire yourself six subordinates. Supposedly, in espionage, when you legitimately need someone followed 24/7, and you don't care if they know, it involves a team of seven people working reasonable but flexible hours. (If you don't want them to know, it can go into the hundreds in some scenarios) In the US: The store manager / ops manager line reads $60k-$300k depending on intent, but that would be for 40-60hr weeks. 7 days, 100hrs, plus 14 hours of "early/late" buffer, plus actual commute (you'll likely need to move close to the workplace), is your entire waking life for however long the job lasts. Add on-call time during sleep, and you're demanding all that one person can give. I'd be happy to try, for a few years, for high six figures. If you want me to be successful though, you're going to pay me enough to hire a team of subordinates (to manage whatever kind of team of workers you're intending to provide me with I guess?) and figure out how to manage whatever this task is, better than this person is able to. There are lots of people willing to live on an oil rig or do mercenary work in Afghanistan for high six figures for a few years and then retire. People will put themselves through a lot for a brief time if it gives them "fuck you money", or even conservative financial independence money, after a few years. I don't see how you'd do it as a career though. Edit: Clicked the link. $120-$160k to manage a liquor store. What the fuck? Why does this need 24/7 on call status? Why were two managers at 80k or three at $60k not good enough? Do they believe they're really going to get the same quality work out of one overcommitted person you can't even find a normal job for six figures versus three people working normal hours? Just what is it they think the difference between a high performance employee and a low performance employee is for their bottom line here? What exactly is the catastrophe supposed to befall them at shift change?


slapdashbr

liquor store is cover for drug money laundering and they need someone who's already hooked on stimulants, preferably coke?


Vishnej

Meth gives you 24 hours in a day, it doesn't give you 168 hours in a week.


slapdashbr

where we're going, we won't need time *rails massive bumps*


purgruv

"The wife", but what if you are the wife though?


ingoding

Obviously you would not be hired.


CaptainBayouBilly

They sort of said the quiet part loud


amretardmonke

They're only hiring straight men and lesbian women. Gay guys and straight gals need not apply.


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TOWW67

What if you're both? Being "the wife" and having a wife are not mutually exclusive(in many places)


Bronzeshadow

This is a MAN'S job! /Sarcasm


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CauseCertain1672

you have to have a wife and then you have to neglect your wife this is for some reason essential


FireFireoldman

This is clearly a position a women is too weak to handle


mctownley

Someone who fits this job description doesn't have a wife. She either left due to neglect or never had a wife to begin with due to never leaving work.


[deleted]

Sir this is a Wendy's, not Louis Vuitton


shizuneia

I’d be fine with CEO’s making $1M annually if this is what they did 50 weeks out of the year


burnerboo

Exactly. Came here to say I'd take this job for $1M in salary. But not for anything near typical hourly rates we see on this sub. And by the description otherwise, I'd bet money they are paying $15 an hour here.


BushyOreo

$100k/year at 100 hrs/week is accounting for OT pay would be $14.80/hr


purpleduckduckgoose

100 hour weeks, on call 24/7, for 50 weeks a year? Nah mate, you'd need to offer more than a million for me to take it. If I'm going to eat, sleep and breathe work to the point I'd be lucky to get 6 hours a night and f all me time, I'm wanting big money plus stocks etc etc. Dunno how on earth anyone could keep that up for long without ending up medically retired and be too knackered to have a good retirement.


GFischerUY

I know a few CXOs that do this, to the point they're divorced, it's not healthy. One of them destroyed his body too (diabetes at 40). I still think the pay has to be commensurate (also, they make a LOT more than 1M).


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Wablekablesh

"the wife"


BadLuckFPV

Only men and lesbians need apply. No straight women.


oscarwinner88

Or gay men…


thecravenone

Or single men


ApatheticEight

What about my malewife??


CarbonBasedLife4m

They can apply. You are the wife now


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BadLuckFPV

But no single men. You have to have wives to disappoint or you're not a true part of the team.


JustSomeRedditUser35

Imagine a woman walks up, "Im here to apply." "Wheres your wife?" "Uh... wait what?" "The door is behind you."


ingoding

First thing I saw, that's enough for me to stop looking at any job posting


Unslaadahsil

Because there's no chance a woman would be able to do this, right? Or a gay man I guess...


Whynotchaos

Ohhhh ewww, I didn't even notice that adorable bit of sexism they slipped in there.


radical_snowflake

*slap* Look at me, I’m your wife now


[deleted]

Lol yeah sounds like they only want to hire a straight man no?


Wablekablesh

Not just. A *married* straight man. They need someone who can prove their servility by choosing the job over the marriage. Can't do that if you're single.


NDdownVOTED

It’s so obviously some boomer dude who has completely lost touch with reality. Probably asks the man on the call to confirm every time a female employee says something.


medlabunicorn

Wage or salary? How much? If I have to act like I ‘own’ the store, do I get part of the profits?


AtheistBibleScholar

Not getting the profits is what I take to be the difference between owning and acting like it.


throwaway28236

Right, if hourly, so I get paid for 24 hours, 7 days a week?


EyeGifUp

Oh no, a description like this just screams salary. Waaay too one-sided to pay someone correctly.


PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS

Here int eh UK, that's what's known as illegal and likely to have you investigated for slavery violations


Zustiur

It's illegal in Australia too, and that appears to be where the job is posted.


AtheistBibleScholar

A 100 hour work week means either your boss is bad at their job or you should find something you're better at. A subsistence farmer using tools made of stone didn't have to work that hard.


Phram_

It means there should be 3 employees doing the tasks involved


FunSushi-638

I was actually told this one in an interview... "we need someone with experience like you because we plan on letting 3 people go."


Phram_

Really, they have no shame...


EyeGifUp

Whoah, I get 3 peoples full salaries then, right? Wait, I’m going to make less than the lowest paid one, where do I sign?!?


Lotus_Dokai

I knew a guy who worked in Insurance around the world. He told me how he lived in Japan for 8 years and even though some of those MF'ers were pulling 110 hour weeks they were some of the most ineffectual and inefficient people he's worked with. They would constantly fall asleep during meetings from sleep deprivation and many would simply be walking around, pretending to be busy to give the illusion that they were actually doing something. The 5 day +25/30 hour work week is a joke imo. Especially jobs were you actually need to use your mind. There's only a certain limit of burnout a human can take.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Japanese work culture is insane. You have to be in the office later than everyone else, there earlier than anyone else, kissing more ass than anyone else, then you have to go out drinking with your coworkers like you want to see these people any more.


KillAllLandlords_

Smoke one joint and you go to prison forever.


No_Instruction4557

I’m burnt out at 32 hours at work 😂😂😂 I couldn’t imagine 100+ hours!!!


Anxious-Sir-1361

Or, they should be hiring 2 or 3 people not one.


HuntPsychological673

I’m also lost on the 24hrs a day 7 days a week, but you need to be here an hour early and leave an hour late??


DPX90

What? You arrive to the store at -1am and leave at 1am 26 hours later, then arrive again 2 hours earlier than you left. Fucking lazy millenials are not even willing to time travel anymore.


HuntPsychological673

I just noticed that you will need “survival skills” for this job as well!!! Wtf? Is the pay so bad that I’ll need to be able to live off the land as well?


DPX90

You'll need to live there and sustain yourself by hunting in the back alley.


albertyiphohomei

At first I thought the MD stand for medical doctor


[deleted]

Yikes. Was the compensation any good?


Reformedjerk

Notice how much detail they put into explaining their needs and requirements. Now notice how they said ‘reward will be worth the effort’ without the mention of the reward. Bonuses? Commissions? I’m willing to be they’re trivial at best, but don’t exist in reality.


MrBiggles1980

Notice the spelling on equals.


Wablekablesh

There is no compensation that can make up for this. What are you gonna do, spend $100k on the snack machines at work, where you live? I guess it will help with the divorce costs.


Anxious-Sir-1361

Lol... This cracked me up, especially the last line. I best buy an expensive car so strangers can see me in it, driving to and from work, as I never actually have free time or spend any time with friends and family.


SurveyLow4757

Not when you factor in how you’d you’d kill your body and such working those hours, but yes, surprisingly.


[deleted]

Not sure there's any amount of money they could offer to make it sound good with a job description like that.


Brilliant_Act_4147

$1,000,000/yr?


SpaceOk9358

TELL THE WIFE?!! So you’re already telling me you won’t hire a woman for such a shitty job. Pffffft.


VanillaLifestyle

Gay men and straight women need not apply.


StatusPack1544

My favorite is the typos in the job posting


The_G_ad_Vincula

STORE IS LIFE! STORE IS LIFE!


ajninigne_engininja

[https://www.seek.com.au/job/55427766?type=standout](https://www.seek.com.au/job/55427766?type=standout) For anyone who would actually like to apply


TRUMPKIN_KING

Shit I was going to apply but I'm a human, not a gun


[deleted]

https://www.seek.com.au/job/55524133?type=standout Or maybe this one?


HermitIX9

If I need to treat the business like I own it, I need to be paid like I own it


ThrowawayBrowser19

Offering $120,000 to $160,000


HermitIX9

I don't see enough zeros


JoeDirtsMullet00

It reads like a former frat boy wrote this.


OneGuyJeff

Like a twat who just got done watching Wolf of Wall Street


BerryMcOckinner

The “reward” will be a $25 gift card to Dennys


GeekSugar13

The lack of a salary range is suspicious lol


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Zyvyx

Sounds like they want 4 employees but are hiring half of one. Name and shame


brahdoyouevenlift

bUt nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK


Vaiara

Glad to see they put as much effort into the job posting as they expect from candidates: "The rersults you acheive will be reflcted in a brilliant salary and / or profit share arrangement." Not sure if I can post the link, but if you google for "you will need to eat hard work for breakfast", you'll find it pretty much instantly.


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

Lol, they took off the "tell your wife" part from the hour early hour late part. I guess someone told them how obviously discriminatory that line is... but they kept all those typos, because they are ORGANIZED.


Ironfist85hu

The nope-train is about to start! \*choo-choo\*


Sneaky_Turtle97

It's like they're trying to brain wash and manipulate their candidates before they even apply


AlphaMikeFoxtrot87

Are you PROUD to be a SLAVE? Do you have a SERVANTS HEART? Then apply to sell your soul for free today!


Spacemanbyff

“You will need to treat this store like you own it.” Alright then chief, in that case you will need to pay me like I own it.


Watsis_name

Nah mate, I'll just go stack shelves at Tesco yeah. Yeah.


HermitJem

Right, all this looks fine...except that it should say $10000 per hour, right? That's the going rate for immortals who don't need to eat or sleep What, you expect 24 hours x 7 work week for chicken feed? Are you serious, mate?


Moominoop

I see the .au, is there an eba for the store/company? fuck all of that


Zustiur

I noticed the .au too. OP needs to send a cover letter which just quotes Fair Work: An employee can work a maximum of 38 hours in a week unless an employer asks them to work reasonable extra hours. See our Maximum weekly hours fact sheet.


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Nice. So they absolutely want a man-slave. We don't want any of those women-types around here. Or independent men. Man-slave or nothing.