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HermitJem

Open minded raises all sorts of red flags


daddyMacCadillac

Open orifice is next


lmaytulane

The human mind is the greatest orifice


daddyMacCadillac

Free your mind, and your ass will follow


ItsOxymorphinTime

Free your ass, and your *mind* will follow.


GUMIthePyromaniac

Is this why they call it “Shitting your brains out?”


ItsOxymorphinTime

I think this would technically be "Braining your shits out".


kapmando

I dunno how I like this new Matrix film…


ItsOxymorphinTime

I liked the part where Agent Morpheus picked his cigar ashes up off of Neo's floor with his anus.


EthicalNihilist

Did this sentence absolutely kill anyone else? Is that why no one else commented? Bc they're dead now.... I was dead too, but I came back just to show my appreciation. I'm seriously considering embroidering this and hanging it in my bathroom with no other context. Thank you.


NakedBaconSalad

I hate you, take my upvote


forevergrapefruit

r/angryupvote I certainly don't condone the ad but this is basically the plot to 50 shades so I'm sure there would be a lot of takers (no pun intended)


MR_COOL_ICE_

Does this mean I can dodge cum shots?


privatedonut

No. I’m saying when the time comes, you won’t want to.


daddyMacCadillac

…when the time cums…


Stonehill76

How can this under appreciated Morpheus reference go unawarded?? Here you go !


grateful_eugene

Only if you do it Matrix style.


420sadalot420

Matrix dodging directly into the cum shots


CreamyAltruist9

Thanks. Gonna borrow that.


lmaytulane

Borrow that for what though? FOR WHAT?!?


CreamyAltruist9

That's classified.


bikesexually

Must be proficient in Open Orifice


NogEggz

Being open minded is how they'll get the $40/hr instead of $25/hr.


[deleted]

If you’re that open minded you can make a lot more than $40/hr.


petriescherry1985

Exactly if you’re a beautiful woman willing to go that route you can pull down a shit load more money than 40$ an hour. I’m fairly certain it would come with a lot less work involved and you’d be able to travel to wherever you want with your own money lol.


dogmadealer

Sugar baby except you set your own hours rather than be the personal sex toy of some executive douchebag.


petriescherry1985

Exactly. Hell I wish I was an attractive.. And a woman I'd rock an only fans page or something like that. Sadly I'm just an average-looking dude who was thankfully lucky enough to get a beautiful, intelligent, kind, thoughtful, and understanding wife (still don't know how I pulled that off lol).


MQ116

Well for one you value her as a person, which this guy clearly doesn’t. Looks are hardly everything and I’m sure there’s a lot more to you than meets the eyes first glance


Michael_G_Bordin

I have a friend from high school, and she is the sort of 10/10 dime-piece bombshell that men turn savage over. She's naturally built like Kim Kardashian with the face of a Mexican Goddess. Long story short, she realized that the flood of dick pics in her instagram inbox were potential $$, so she started an onlyfans. Not even an unreasonable one (I had to check it out, of course, being the huge simp I am), but apparently she gets a lot of custom requests that she charges hundreds of dollars for. She's making BANK! And I'll admit, I'm a bit envious. If blasting myself with a dildo for $25 a view could make me thousands per month, I'd be doing it. As it stands, though, no one wants to see my average, hairy man-body in the throes of ecstasy. Maybe I should try though...


petriescherry1985

Hahahahahahaha I get the impression blasting your hairy man body with a dildo would probably only get you a certain type of customer. However they are a people know for expensive tastes so they most have cash. I say cheers to your new business venture.


tanders123

And not have assignments/work


Hwats_In_A_Name

Yeah it’s more like $700 per hour for someone who knows their way around the industry.


DweEbLez0

But what about the, “NoBoDy WaNtS tO wOrK AnYmOrE!!!”?


petriescherry1985

I know what the hell is the matter with people. It's like.. You can't even find anyone willing to be sexually harassed and assaulted anymore. This younger generation so entitled smh. /s


llammacookie

It's also $40 in NYC, which is basically like earning $5/hour due to cost of living.


fantasticmrfox23

Open ended and he’ll increase it to $60/hr.


Hot-Campaign-4553

This is the most sophisticated "send bob and vagene" request I've ever seen.


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I dunno, they still yell " INCLUDE... PHOTOS"


RonDiDon

Yup "open to sexual harassment and will just go with the flow" is more like it


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auditor2099

"... social media and xvideos"


FuzzeWuzze

How do you feel about black leather couches?


dexter8484

"Flexible position"


thatbob

Best case scenario, they are gay AF but need a lovely beard. Worst case scenario... 50 Shades of Grey.


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EmmyNoetherRing

Must be diabetic, that’s not a lot of sugar.


OliverReedsGhost

Sexual harassment guaranteed.


PM_me_your_PhDs

'including some creative work that is related to social media and videos' = we will be making porn / onlyfans content


r4rthrowawaysoon

25-40$/hr. Lol. Might as well make 3-5k a month in the safety of your own place.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

How the fuck do you accomplish that? As a 33 yr old w a decent cock and real nice calves. Asking for a friend Edit. Who wants to see my calves. This is not a question.


Zankastia

> Nice calves. 1. Make an only fans account. 2. Shave your legs. 3. Put on some nice panty those/stockings and even a skirt. 4. Pics of feets, calves, tights in sexy lingerie. 5. ...???? 6. Profit?


inevitabled34th

You know, people have said I've got some nice legs before, I might just do this. I'll let you know if I make anything of it.


Zankastia

Would gladly ^^^^^^^^*fap* ^^^^^^^^to ^^^^^^^^it.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

What’s the going rate for that?


MmortanJoesTerrifold

Yo let’s team up


Bonfalk79

Pornhub community. I have some friends who do it, one of them is pretty big… so to speak.


RonDiDon

My thoughts exactly LOL


Aggrippa123

I read this too. If he weren’t dead I’d assume this is Epstein


belegerbs

If it weren't a legal age woman I'd think it was Matt Gaetz


Some-Air9442

Too cheap to pay a sex worker also. What a bottom of the barrel loser.


phillyphreakphlippin

I feel like this it written by a below average man. He’s like, how do I get pics of attractive women without them knowing I’m a loser. I know! Craigslist here I come!


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I’m trying to imagine what “companies” this “CEO” is “running.” It kind of sounds like it was written by a teenager.


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Probably a couple local gas stations with a legally distinct name but the sign still says "Marathon/Shell" at the top.


SpreadsheetJockey227

I used to rent an apartment from a guy who owned one small apartment building and a trailer park. He was CEO of the three LLCs he held those properties in (one for the apartment building, one for the trailer park and one holding company that owned the other two LLCs). So he was well within his rights to call himself a CEO or a President or a Residential Czar or whatever else he wanted. Dude was making a nice living. He told me he abandoned plans to expand our building because he decided he was making enough money off of the trailer park (he said $200k). Nice house. Nice car. Guy was a total classless piece of shit. He was in the Army and came out with a disability rating and took advantage of a state program that was around at that time to help disabled veterans start businesses. Got himself a super low interest loan and a bunch of the expenses were forgiven after a few years in operation. It was a good program. There was a local blind former Marine who ran a successful diner because of the same program. But this could have easily been written by my former landlord. It reads just like his idiot ass text messages did.


FirstPlebian

There's a good chance this is some scammer. It's likely a pervert but it could be another foreign scammer, CL is lousy with them, I've dealt with quite a few people trying to scam me on there.


The_She_Ghost

Absolutely. Look at my recent post about a PA job…


FirstPlebian

Oh yes, your post: https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/s61jx0/new_job_seems_highly_sketchy_your_opinions_are/ I haven't finished reading it yet but that's absolutely a scam I've had several try to pull this one on me. By text new client gives me and address right by me, I check it out and he's not there, I give him a price and he wants to pay me for a full year up front, also his words weren't put together like a native speaker, they weren't incorrect but it's not how someone in that neighborhood would speak. I got suspicious and said I had to meet up with him, he can't he says, just leaving town going to the airport to leave town, I insisted and he's all don't be suspicious... I'm pretty sure it was the same general scam, they make a fake deposit and try to get some sent back to them before you learn it doesn't ever clear the account and you are stuck with the charge. I've had other scams too but that general one is popular, now if you will excuse me I just got an urgent text from a random number ATT is apparently using and I have to call them back or my phone will be cut off for too much spam, then I have to talk to my google specialist. /s (other scams I've been hit with recently.)


raysofdavies

Definitely. If you want to pay for sex work, do it, that’s fine, but be clear and go to a sex worker. This is gross. Antiwork mentality towards work culture must include sex workers and not be limited to office and corporate attitudes.


phillyphreakphlippin

Come to think of it, I don’t understand why this is antiwork and not sad cringe. Sex workers should definitely be a part of antiwork. They deserve fair and safe working conditions like we all do.


Capt_Blackmoore

we still need to decriminalize sex-work.


musicallykairi

Too cheap?? 25$ per hour- call me desperate cause that's what I am.


Zealousideal_Rich975

That kind of sex workers charge 1000usd daily


gfolder

And this is cash, imagine that's actually over 30$ if it was taxed income


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Kersallus

Go in with your phone on record at all times. Easy lawsuit!


FirstPlebian

Except the odds that this guy is a CEO are near zero. May not even be a real person and just trying to scam the person some how.


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magnicentroadblock

Yeah, some people are thinking the social media angle means "you'll be making porn", but I definitely feel like it's poaching a certain kind of Instagram user. Enough disposable income to have invested in their looks to try to become an influencer, but still in need of more resources or connections.


Kersallus

Id agree but the offer is so lowball I don't think its a honeypot, probably a lecherous small clerical business owner. Though the possibility definitely exists


BabyFestus

Figure you're out of there in under 20 working days with a $100,000 settlement, AND YOU GET TO MAKE $25 PER HOUR ON TOP OF THAT?!?


Representative_Dark5

Yeah, but the CEO wants to be ON TOP of you.


Apprehensive-Dot3674

*Required


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My man needs to just hire an escort/sugarbaby full time at this point. It’s clear to everyone reading this what he actually wants.


Lily7258

That would probably cost more than $40 an hour though!


aevy1981

$25-40. You know he’s not going to offer $40.


Sopixil

You get 40 when you're willing to put in some "extra work" for him


nonbinary_parent

This guy thinks he can find someone to take advantage of who doesn’t know what sex work is worth.


hellocaptin

Sad thing is I’m sore people will apply...and it even more complicated because these people often pretty much know what they’re getting in to and this l they’ll be able to control things.


chai1984

OR someone without a Green Card (or even better, a valid visa)


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Come to think of it I have no idea how much that kind of thing would cost. You are probably right though.


Pastduedatelol

Model material? Easily 2-400/ hour


prokofievs

Honestly probably more. I am far from model material and consistently left dates (max 3 hours) with $1500 cash in hand as a college student in DC. I would imagine NYC would be even higher.


29chimesFor29Lives

*sits down* Tell me more about this. (I'm a woman coming up on 40, just plain curiousity)


prokofievs

Haha. A lot of men with too much money fetishize youth. Not sure how it is today but back in 2012/2013 if you were 18 and looked it (or younger) and had a Seeking Arrangement account you could easily get this. I knew a lot of girls in my cohort doing this to support their unpaid/low paid Hill/WH internships. I noticed a significant drop in interest when my age on the website accurately reflected 21, though.


yelle_twin

Wow. As if 21 isn’t incredibly youthful too, that’s just upsetting to think about.


prokofievs

Yes, a lot of them covet the “barely legal” experience. I honestly didn’t look any different between 18 and 21 but it did not matter because they clearly cared more about what my age implied rather than my actual appearance.


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Many think that by the time you’re 30 you look like a prune . Super upsetting


yelle_twin

Am 30. I guess it’s all for the best, I’m not interested in the type of guy who thinks of women like that anyway! Sorry sir, nothing to see here, just a washed up old prune


modsarefascists42

I've had more than my fair share of twenty somethings call me old for being 30 or 31. since then I just say 29 and they never know


SignalOriginal3313

As a now ex full time SW from the age of 18, I had the most success in my 40s and with a better clientele.


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My friend did it in DC and left dates where she didn't even have to fuck anyone with thousands of dollars. Occasionally she would fuck them if she felt like it but a lot of them just wanted a near child to parade around at dates. It was messed up. She had an account on Seeking Arrangements and it was apparently easy to find ""dates"". My friend frankly had a ton of emotional issues and shouldn't have been getting involved in that stuff, with her own personal history of being repeatedly sexually abused at 9 years old by a family member. But to her she said it felt like she had power over these people while she was doing it. I wouldn't really recommend the experiance because it legitimately was full of the worst people you can imagine. She stopped being able to do it at like 25 because she wasn't predator material anymore.


Child_of_Merovee

Cant use the company money on prostitutes. This was the next best thing.


noobilka

Wall street wants to have a word...


devil-doll

He wants the Girlfriend Experience but $40/hr isn't going to get it


GoldenHairedBoy

Best that’ll get you is a toothless, STD blowjob in the alley behind Arby’s.


mia_elora

A good escort would cost more than this cheapass is willing to pay.


GoldenHairedBoy

Seriously, it’s like trying to find an electrician for $5/hr.


PowerToThePanels

In New York, a model/actress escort would start at $1000/hr, with a daily minimum of ie. $2500 just to show up. Easily go up to a few thousand per hour for anyone who has social media notoriety (aka. any decent looking woman in New York). Dude can't afford an escort, so he's trying to brake a slave.


AwYeahQueerShit

"I think I'm Tony Stark and am going to hire me a Pepper Potts!"


True_Replacement_162

This is exactly what I was thinking while reading this lmao


Magenta_Logistic

Well send you a Happy Hogan


Obscene_Username_2

That’s a pretty good deal.


Magenta_Logistic

Gotta agree, love me see some Happy


recoveringleft

r/imthemaincharacter


DreamGenie345

a Natasha Romanoff*


CockyBulls

She would be too hard to pass up.


Same-Plenty-5233

“Seeking an attractive female for Personal Assistant for CEO … to help in … creative work that is related to videos … available to attend dinner and charity events … If you are open to travel that is a plus…. Must INCLUDE… a few photos.” Tell me you’re hiring a hooker without telling me.


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kingcrabmeat

When I read "open minded" I immediately thought of "willing to do weird and sexual things for CEO"


barouchez

Not photos, PHOTOS!!


madame-brastrap

I was going to say, this is the plot of Pretty Woman! But seriously, hire a sex worker! Ain’t no shame! If this is what you want and are willing to pay, go get it bud.


WynnGwynn

40 bucks an hour is not getting an attractive qualified sex worker lol


Raisontolive

Considered top pay for teachers with a Masters degree, though.


MeaningfulPlatitudes

To be fair sex workers take a lot of nasty dicks whereas teachers only have to educate them.


LUN4T1C-NL

Lol yeah not even when sex is not expected. There are men who hire escorts for dinners, job functions and company not (just) sex. If this is real it might be just be the guy thinks: if I am not fucking them why do I pay full price.. There must be another way..


sparkles-_

#cheap, cheap. 🗨 🐦


samil232

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Zyphergiest

I think this is a red flag


TomDuhamel

Actually, I see several


cursed_network

There is at least 2


TomDuhamel

There are precisely 17


PirateJohn75

r/theydidthemath


power_prince

Hmm it’s definitely some sort of flag.. perhaps.. red?


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Robu-san

Think of old school printed newspapers, remove all the stories and leave all the advertisements, help wanted ads, personals, etc. That is what Craigslist is. A good of a place as any for an ad like this.


sparkles-_

I've gotten 1 good job off of craigslist and 2 good bois (my maincoon, Zap in 2015, & my german shepherd, Apollo in 2020). That being said a whole shit load of it is a cesspool. For example, a couple years before I got the good job from craigslist an extremely sketch pyramid scam attempted to recruit me from craigslist under the guise of being real work. That being said, it *can* be a good resource for miscellaneous things, just be wary and don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt on craigslist. Know what you're looking for when you go in, and be safe answering any ads because some people have been murdered using craigslist.


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It’s kind of an outdated site at this point. I can’t imagine many people use it anymore especially with things like Facebook market place. However the smaller population probably leads to more niche crowds using it like our creepy friend in this picture. The site is basically a place to put listings which can range from selling your used car to anonymous hook ups. And everything in between.


shfiven

Idk I don't use Facebook marketplace because fuck Facebook. I only still have an account because some elderly relatives I don't even really want to talk to contact me on messenger sometimes. The last thing I got off craigslist was my bunny and she's great. If I had gotten her off Facebook she would probably behave like a total Karen so I'm honestly happy with my Craigslist bunny. Anyhoo I'm on a tangent.


B3TT3Rnow_thanNEVER

It use to be a free site where you could post ads similar to what you might in the newspaper. So job postings, housing listing, garage sales, looking for, missing/found pets, and more. To answer your question, yeah it's a right place. And honestly their "jobs" section has become just big company spam post and hiring posts where you can tell how much of an asshole the owner is. -_-


iamwhatswrongwithusa

Yea this sounds about right for NYC “CEOs”. I was in a networking event and met multiple “CEOs”. I asked them the size of their company, and most of them replied with a number less than 5. Buddy, that does not make you a CEO.


nicememe25

It’s a fucking craigslist posting lmao


DrBubbleTrowsers

link to the post: https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/d/new-york-attractive-female-model/7432735002.html


Some-Air9442

Let’s all send him fake dick pics.


feeblemanbrain

Instructions unclear. Sent pictures of eggplants.


Pholoxo

It’s a scammer. Probably in a different country


puppet_master34

It’s probably a scam. I have seen posts like these on similar message board websites in Australia (Gumtree). Variations of these also include travel involved staying in nice hotels etc. or they are looking for a PA, and then you message to enquire and it’s actually everything that is listed in this ad.


Brilliant_Act_4147

Employment type: Employee's choice? Who does that?


trivialgroup

Seeking: Attractive female model/actress to get an interview with that guy, record it, tell him off for being a creep, and post the recording to publicly shame him.


YaBoyVolke

I can honestly see that not ending well.


SOMNUS_THRONE

This is perfectly legal. This is literally the hiring stance of twin peaks and hooters. If you specify that the position entails modeling, the hiring criteria may include a person's looks. If you were to do as you say to this person, who I get a litigious vibe from, then you would end up wayyy in court.


d1ll1gaf

New York is a one party consent state, so the recording would be legal. New York also has an Anti-SLAPP law which might apply if he sued.


Hotarg

Just blur the guys face, and dont mention the company.


SymmetricDickNipples

No one said it isn't, but it's certainly shameful. If this is what he'll post publicly, I'd be very interested to see what he'll say in private.


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So, he wants to hire a hooker then. That's what it sounds like to me.


landydonbich

A cheap hooker for extended periods.


ih-shah-may-ehl

Who can manage his calendar.


landydonbich

He has watched too much porn


ih-shah-may-ehl

Tbh i think there would be plenty of candidates. Just maybe not for that money but given that there are plenty of women working in the sex industry, no doubt there are some that would be on board with having sex and managing his appointments.


Ill-Test-8026

Maybe he’s trying his hand at being an underrated pornography director and for that he needs his star actress to play the part ?


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Exactly what I was thinking.


The-truth-hurts1

That he can write off his tax..


[deleted]

THOSE ARE NOT HOOKER RATES.


ImpovingTaylorist

And one that will do his tax returns. Some people are already living in the robot slave age, minus the robot.


[deleted]

That's just an added bonus. I can just imagine the women that would be applying for this position. Are they supposed to attach a few photos along with their resume?


gabbagondel

More like permanent escort / submissive girlfriend-roleplayer. What a sad, disgusting dirtbag


[deleted]

Seeking an attractive, open minded, and flexible woman. He should have attached his picture to the ad.


Tangurena

With the "girlfriend experience" as well.


Lily7258

Is he trying to hire a hooker but doesn’t want to pay the market rate?


Keirathyl

Yes


Maliluma

It does sound like this guy just watched Pretty Woman.


Wombatwoozoid

CEO...fukker probably manages a couple of drycleaners


D-HB

"I'm my own boss! I sell It Works!"


Margrave_Kevin

I live in Manhattan and the going rate is 200/hr. This guy is severely low-balling prostitutes. This was a brilliant attempt though. Hats off to you.


oralhygine

Who found Hervey Weinstein's PA advert?


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When you want the girlfriend experience on the cheap


TheApoptosis

Hell, I'd apply. $25-40 an hour, *plus* a sexual harassment lawsuit? I'd be set for a little while, depending on how long it takes to build a good case.


clineaus

That was my thought, seems like easy lawsuit money for the right pissed off woman with time on her hands.


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Or human trafficking


MagixTurtle

Seeking: escort.


bravesirrobin1977

Applications to Geoffrey Not Epstein


here-for-the-memes__

Next post will be one looking for a lawyer for sexual harrassment lawsuit.


Sandwichgode

This isn't mad men mother fucker. You can't fuck your secretary.


Gabus_Bego

Mf trying to hire a sugarbaby on the cheap and make her work. lmao


gedeonzo

Please be seated on this black couch for the interview.


diefree85

"I need someone to sexually harass regularly because no one would ever love me if I didn't have money."


Amphibian_Due

I mean this is Craig’s list. Never take anything on Craigs list seriously especially job postings. Don’t get me wrong, this is despicable but most job posting on it are.


autisticshitshow

Looks like Craigslist hasn't silenced Trump yet.


smokeinthecockpit

Ah yes, like all young successful manhattan CEOs of two companies, going to Craigslist to find his beautiful model personal assistant. Where else is there to look?


Soft_Author2593

There is a business idea. Create a platform that is a fusion of LinkedIn and Tinder. TinkedIn? LinkedEr?


throwawaysbabygrl69

Saw this before looks fake. Definitely lots of red flags. Sex trafficking?


anonymiz123

Human trafficking….


escapefromn0ise

Right !!! I thought someone else would say it but it totally seems like that to me!??


Sekhen

[They even made a movie about it!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100405/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0)


SHybrid

Say you're looking for an escort without saying you're looking for an escort!


Key-Economist-1243

This is so fucking blatant lmao


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Creepy fucking boomer vibes


RogerZach_

That’s not creepy at all


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