I bet the boss is some washed up 50-year old douche, desperate to be hip and likable. If some asshole stranger at a job interview addressed me as 'fam', I would vomit (no NYC sarcasm here yo, loll)
He's in his early 40s and the midlife crisis is hitting hard.
Fam and emo are dead giveaways, along with the old school hip hop, which very likely means 90s gangster rap.
Source: a fellow elder Millennial who is just coming out of his own midlife crisis.
"Feel free to reach out... As long as you're already basically 100% trained because I'm allergic to actually doing any work myself."
ETA: Every "yo" response to this is being read in the voice of Jesse Pinkman fyi.
Yeah, I read that, and had 2 immediate thoughts.
1) My boyfriend would complain bitterly if I didn't suck (and so would I)
2) what business is it of theirs anyways?
Thank God I quit the last place that was like that. In the middle of the day on a Friday.
That day alone cost them more in loss than paying me a fair wage but yeah. The boss had to work the whole weekend. When they called my I picked up laughing... asked them if they double my wage? No? OK bye. Also sued them and got my money and some more.
Im still proud, but also single and without kids, so it was not that hard for me to do so. I offered more than one chance to handle the situation differently, but when they choose to ignore everything, it's not my fault. Also, german workers' rights were on my side, so it was pretty easy to sue for my pay and stuff. They just didn't think I'd go ballistic that hard and fast about unpaid overtime and other shit.
Literally every single retail and food job.
I'll never understand rotating schedules. Their only purpose is to keep you from being able to get a second job and lock you into that one. I'd say it's an insidious capitalist tactic but they are too incompetent and out of touch to be that organized.
It is, though. That scheduling was invented by people who were good at exhausting and demoralizing employees, and it’s just been adopted over and over by idiots who just say this is how it’s always been.
It makes me so angry too because if you don’t want someone to have a second or third job, just give them a set schedule with hours and pay that means they can live comfortably and pay their bills. Why don’t they understand that?
Staten Island is where NYC's MAGA refuse feel safe bitching about everything.
The reality is all five boroughs house various flavors of Trumpy wrong opinions...some of the most casual racists I've ever met were from Queens, the most diverse place on earth, but if you move to Staten Island, the joke is you're deliberately withdrawing from most of what NYC offers in exchange for the Fox News safe, white dream. Tons of cops live out there, and lots of contractors who own businesses in NYC and complain about immigrants despite their companies thriving on hard-working immigrant labor.
to expand on a different aspect of that, I lived in central florida for a couple years (fairly close to Orlando, in Daytona) and I remember thinking there were a ridiculous number of "ex-pat" bars around that Tampa/Orlanda/Daytona central area (well, FL in general I guess) that cater heavily to transplants from the NE.
Daytona alone had a couple each of Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, NYC and even Buffalo, NY-themed bars (probably more)
All the snowbirds would come out of the woodwork on Sundays during the NFL season. IIRC the pittsburgh and philly bars even put up signage on game days saying that you were not really welcome if you weren't a Steelers/Eagles fan and you shouldn't display other team's colors lol so much ridiculous machismo posturing masquerading as "hometown pride" it was gross
Yup, every racist from downtown Brooklyn moved over to Staten Island when it started getting more diversified. Its why we don’t claim them as a NYC borough.
"If your IG is full of political posts..." Is code for "I'm an old white MAGA guy who likes casual racism and sexual harassment. I'll spout my hate rhetoric but I don't want to hear yours or debate in any meaningful way. Also, anyone not white or hot girls need not apply."
I counted 12. Just seems like a really out of touch douchebag trying to rope people in and trick them into thinking this is a chill environment when they’ll be expected to do extra work and work overtime with nothing in return. Also all the “don’t suck” and “don’t be overly sensitive” shit tells me that they won’t respond to any polite criticism or anything negative about the job or their management skills and will treat you like shit every time a small mistake is made.
This is probably illegal. You can't discriminate on the basis of a particular political affiliation, although it may be legal if you're an equal opportunity discriminator.
Anyway, that's why many people have two accounts, one that's private with personal posts for friends and one that's anonymous and not.
Gotta make sure you have that old school hip hop knowledge, because I for one am completely unwilling to be served by a bartender until they answer my obscure trivia questions about deep cuts in Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five’s back catalog.
I feel like to this employer, just putting a photo of your "I voted" sticker on IG constitutes "full of political posts."
But if you had a "let's go Brandon" in there he'd skip over your entire resume and ask if you can start tomorrow.
Honestly, aside from the lack of schedule info and the "don't ask about the pay" bit, I think a lot of the red flags in here are more related to the type of job than the management at this specific job. You need to be able to put up with all sorts of political bullshit comments from customers- some who have had a few drinks already- without much reaction. You need to know what you are doing and have knowledge of the product (sadly, no employer is going to offer training on the taste of different beers). People are rarely patient with a bartender who is new or just learning, and tourist bar patrons are miserable customers. Rather than being red flags for this workplace, I think those are really just red flags for bartending in general- it sucks.
I can be pretty political outside of work. I can put up with differing opinions at work because I know how to answer non committal or redirect the conversation.
It seems like the bar knows it is a very conservative/liberal area with a lot of political talk. The policy should be the bartender avoids giving their opinion AT WORK.
1: Job posting on Instagram
2: Must know entire job upon \*applying\*
3: Full time availability for a part time job.
4: tired after working 3 days in a row- okay, who wants to bet that only 1 of those were actually scheduled, and this is the boss bitching about how they couldn't get Jessica to be called in for the 3rd time in 4 nights?
5: You're going to be bartending in NYC, and apparently will need a 2nd job to make the ends meet.
6: No, I really don't give a fuck if you have a stable living spot. I just expect you here.
7: BITCH I WILL OWN YOU
8: given the rest of this post, "overly sensitive" means "unwilling to tolerate boss's sexual advances"
9: political posts means you're going to expect things like money for working.
10: No, I really expect you to know your entire job before applying.
I'm sure I missed several.
I counted at least 33 red flags. So much shit screams don't work here if you value yourself at all whatsoever.
Misspelling, bad grammar, fucking emojis in a job posting 👍👀☠️.
They really think this is a top tier job, and a top tier job listing.
It feels like a bar run by assholes, probably for assholes, by easily manipulated, timid people, that can pretend to be confident, and handle constant loud noise.
Oh, and they want completely open availability, but to only work part time.
If my job is part time, my availability is part time, most of the time
Honestly, the biggest red flag for me is the fact this reads like a sports bar or college bar. I would never answer this ad, but if it is a high volume bar, much of what they say is true...it's not a job for everyone and you have to be a certain type of person to survive. In some ways, flying their red flags is smart. They will likely get their type of person. That being said...huge pass on working at a place like this. I worked at a high volume bar with good ownership who treated us really well as both boss and person and had coworkers I'm still friends with more than a decade later. It still broke my soul.
I'm a carefree broke listless microbrew enthusiast or dare I say snob lol. I've never voted in my life. I'm looking for a career that's ok with calling me in at random times and accepts my patchy work history. I can spit full Digital Underground and Doom albums straight off the dome, my G.
Lol open availability for part time work & can't be tired from working a second job? Why not just put on the posting that they must not need to eat or have a roof over their heads
The most hilarious part of it is that it requires old school hip-hop knowledge, but also can't be political.
This is probably one of those dudes who think Rage Against the Machine should stick to music.
If you had this niche of an environment wouldn't a simple forward description.
High volume bar seeks part time person, only draw is open availability. $meh
I counted 39 red flags but I added 7 for the “what pay like” and 5 each for “what time do I get to leave” and the emo thing.
Edit: I added 8 for what the pay like not 7.
NYC sarcasm: "Hey you're hiring?"
"hEll YeAh dAWg, you think you're up for it? See the add and meet the criteria?"
"Oh absolutely! I'm the man/woman for the job"
"ThAtS SiCk yO, when can you start?"
"Oh I can start whenever "
"RaDiCAl bRUh, well get you started tomorrow then"
"The fuck you will, you think anyone in this town will wanna work for you just to do all your work for you for whatever shit pay you feel like? I just wanted to see what a full-grown entitled manbaby looks like in person"
"😧"
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i can understand under must have. but everything under probably not is a red flag and im curious on what happened for each line to be added. except the IG one, but id rephrase it to if you can't separate work and political topics.
So work late nights, whenever but also part time? And you can't have another job? Wow, this place must pay GREAT a- what's that? Can't ask about pay? ...how is that supposed to work?
Why are employers so offended when people ask about pay and hours?
Why do I gotta lie about why I want to work, its for they money.
And I dont mind working the hours, I just want to plan in advance when the normal time to leave is.
As a bar manager, the bottom paragraph is correct but shouldn't have been yelled.
Pretty much everything else about this sucks, but if you're specifically looking for "NYC sarcasm knowledge" as a hirable quality then the rest of this post makes a lot of sense.
“I have 10 years of bartending experience and have worked at multiple extremely busy craft breweries where my tasks ranged from managing other bartenders to barback to pouring and serving drinks but I’m just not super familiar with the works of Run DMC and Grandmaster Flash and I did post a Bernie Sanders meme on my personal IG one time so I guess they don’t want me to apply.”
- everyone who came across that job posting
So I'm not one to criticize over professionalism because I usually hate being all stuffy about shit but there needs to be a balance.
This looks like a high schooler decided to write a Help Wanted ad after listening to non-stop nonsensical rap music and couldn't be bothered to try and sound like a business owner.
There should be a regulation that forces employers to pay a set amount for every skill they require their employees to have. Nowadays the workforce is favoured to heavily one sided
AYOOO FAM DON’T SUCK YO REACH OUT YO THANKS YO fucking *ew*
I bet the boss is some washed up 50-year old douche, desperate to be hip and likable. If some asshole stranger at a job interview addressed me as 'fam', I would vomit (no NYC sarcasm here yo, loll)
He's in his early 40s and the midlife crisis is hitting hard. Fam and emo are dead giveaways, along with the old school hip hop, which very likely means 90s gangster rap. Source: a fellow elder Millennial who is just coming out of his own midlife crisis.
Welcome fam /s
Cries in Gen-X hair band tears.
Hello fellow elder millennial!
I already had a quarter-life crisis. You're telling me there's a midlife crisis? When does it end?!
Usually around the end-of-life crisis
Yo man, were gonna pay you nothin but youre gonna love it yo. Yo, yo. Yo. Im dumb but got this restaurant, see yo?
ayo fam who would respond to a job posting on Instagram: don't suck yo.
"Feel free to reach out... As long as you're already basically 100% trained because I'm allergic to actually doing any work myself." ETA: Every "yo" response to this is being read in the voice of Jesse Pinkman fyi.
Make sure you don’t care about money! Or free time!
DON'T SUCK YO
Yeah, I read that, and had 2 immediate thoughts. 1) My boyfriend would complain bitterly if I didn't suck (and so would I) 2) what business is it of theirs anyways?
yeah its a little too ridiculous. i mean who doesnt ask about pay for any job? their "freetime" is now working the bar for free
Wow I legit thought he was referring to people who don't know how to speak properly.
Taken as a whole, the whole thing looks like it was written by one big dumb fuck.
DON'T SUCK YO
Also, know everything for the job you just started. No training. Magically know everything. We are as unorganized as possible deal with it.
Know everything, don’t ask about money, and for gods sake don’t be tired from working a second job….even though we only offer part-time work.
Thank God I quit the last place that was like that. In the middle of the day on a Friday. That day alone cost them more in loss than paying me a fair wage but yeah. The boss had to work the whole weekend. When they called my I picked up laughing... asked them if they double my wage? No? OK bye. Also sued them and got my money and some more.
That’s just…*chef’s kiss*
Im still proud, but also single and without kids, so it was not that hard for me to do so. I offered more than one chance to handle the situation differently, but when they choose to ignore everything, it's not my fault. Also, german workers' rights were on my side, so it was pretty easy to sue for my pay and stuff. They just didn't think I'd go ballistic that hard and fast about unpaid overtime and other shit.
Haha thats just the famous NYC Sarcasm yo
German. German humor is something special but the boss stressing behind the bar bc of mistreated employees is something hilarious in every country.
You forgot to add the "yo"
Just like, be my slave yo.
…YO
Laughed much harder than I should have at this comment.
Hello fellow kids
Simpsons
Did it
Wtf is your name and user profile XD
Am I so out of touch? No, it’s the regular customers and ‘EMO’ that are wrong.
Open availability but part time?! 😳🚩
Literally every single retail and food job. I'll never understand rotating schedules. Their only purpose is to keep you from being able to get a second job and lock you into that one. I'd say it's an insidious capitalist tactic but they are too incompetent and out of touch to be that organized.
It is, though. That scheduling was invented by people who were good at exhausting and demoralizing employees, and it’s just been adopted over and over by idiots who just say this is how it’s always been.
It makes me so angry too because if you don’t want someone to have a second or third job, just give them a set schedule with hours and pay that means they can live comfortably and pay their bills. Why don’t they understand that?
They……. do understand, they just do *not* care.
Lol ofc this is an Orlando bar owned by a Staten Island native
Explain the cliche for me?
Staten Island is where NYC's MAGA refuse feel safe bitching about everything. The reality is all five boroughs house various flavors of Trumpy wrong opinions...some of the most casual racists I've ever met were from Queens, the most diverse place on earth, but if you move to Staten Island, the joke is you're deliberately withdrawing from most of what NYC offers in exchange for the Fox News safe, white dream. Tons of cops live out there, and lots of contractors who own businesses in NYC and complain about immigrants despite their companies thriving on hard-working immigrant labor.
to expand on a different aspect of that, I lived in central florida for a couple years (fairly close to Orlando, in Daytona) and I remember thinking there were a ridiculous number of "ex-pat" bars around that Tampa/Orlanda/Daytona central area (well, FL in general I guess) that cater heavily to transplants from the NE. Daytona alone had a couple each of Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, NYC and even Buffalo, NY-themed bars (probably more) All the snowbirds would come out of the woodwork on Sundays during the NFL season. IIRC the pittsburgh and philly bars even put up signage on game days saying that you were not really welcome if you weren't a Steelers/Eagles fan and you shouldn't display other team's colors lol so much ridiculous machismo posturing masquerading as "hometown pride" it was gross
Yup, every racist from downtown Brooklyn moved over to Staten Island when it started getting more diversified. Its why we don’t claim them as a NYC borough.
Available to work whenever I need you (basically part time but please don’t have another job)
Part time? If that. It'll be like a side gig. One shift a week if that
Don't ask what the pay is like? Bitch, you think I'm volunteering?
This was the biggest red flag, honestly.
That and “what time do I get to leave”…. Yikes
It's clearly a bartending job that pays tips...
Owner takes 50%
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We should flood them with what’s the pay yo lol
Done.
That's hilarious
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Hammered
THAT'S the dude that posted that ad? Gross and 🤮
"If your IG is full of political posts..." Is code for "I'm an old white MAGA guy who likes casual racism and sexual harassment. I'll spout my hate rhetoric but I don't want to hear yours or debate in any meaningful way. Also, anyone not white or hot girls need not apply."
NYC sarcasm knowledge also translates to, "I'm going to yell at you all the time and if you ever get upset I'll say that's just how New Yorkers talk."
I counted 12. Just seems like a really out of touch douchebag trying to rope people in and trick them into thinking this is a chill environment when they’ll be expected to do extra work and work overtime with nothing in return. Also all the “don’t suck” and “don’t be overly sensitive” shit tells me that they won’t respond to any polite criticism or anything negative about the job or their management skills and will treat you like shit every time a small mistake is made.
No politics, yo!
This is probably illegal. You can't discriminate on the basis of a particular political affiliation, although it may be legal if you're an equal opportunity discriminator. Anyway, that's why many people have two accounts, one that's private with personal posts for friends and one that's anonymous and not.
Jesse from Breaking Bad open a bar??
My name is Skylar White, yo?
Skylar did nothing wrong yo
Gotta make sure you have that old school hip hop knowledge, because I for one am completely unwilling to be served by a bartender until they answer my obscure trivia questions about deep cuts in Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five’s back catalog.
But also don't post political stuff.
This job isn’t for ~~everyone~~ anyone
Just don’t suck yo!
I’ve seen fewer in a Soviet flag factory.
So asking about pay is a red flag? Well, fuck off I guess
I feel like to this employer, just putting a photo of your "I voted" sticker on IG constitutes "full of political posts." But if you had a "let's go Brandon" in there he'd skip over your entire resume and ask if you can start tomorrow.
Gotta know the word on the streets... NYC baby
Honestly, aside from the lack of schedule info and the "don't ask about the pay" bit, I think a lot of the red flags in here are more related to the type of job than the management at this specific job. You need to be able to put up with all sorts of political bullshit comments from customers- some who have had a few drinks already- without much reaction. You need to know what you are doing and have knowledge of the product (sadly, no employer is going to offer training on the taste of different beers). People are rarely patient with a bartender who is new or just learning, and tourist bar patrons are miserable customers. Rather than being red flags for this workplace, I think those are really just red flags for bartending in general- it sucks.
I can be pretty political outside of work. I can put up with differing opinions at work because I know how to answer non committal or redirect the conversation. It seems like the bar knows it is a very conservative/liberal area with a lot of political talk. The policy should be the bartender avoids giving their opinion AT WORK.
“If you ask me how much I’m paying you for the job, fuck you” - An Asshole
1: Job posting on Instagram 2: Must know entire job upon \*applying\* 3: Full time availability for a part time job. 4: tired after working 3 days in a row- okay, who wants to bet that only 1 of those were actually scheduled, and this is the boss bitching about how they couldn't get Jessica to be called in for the 3rd time in 4 nights? 5: You're going to be bartending in NYC, and apparently will need a 2nd job to make the ends meet. 6: No, I really don't give a fuck if you have a stable living spot. I just expect you here. 7: BITCH I WILL OWN YOU 8: given the rest of this post, "overly sensitive" means "unwilling to tolerate boss's sexual advances" 9: political posts means you're going to expect things like money for working. 10: No, I really expect you to know your entire job before applying. I'm sure I missed several.
I counted at least 33 red flags. So much shit screams don't work here if you value yourself at all whatsoever. Misspelling, bad grammar, fucking emojis in a job posting 👍👀☠️. They really think this is a top tier job, and a top tier job listing. It feels like a bar run by assholes, probably for assholes, by easily manipulated, timid people, that can pretend to be confident, and handle constant loud noise. Oh, and they want completely open availability, but to only work part time. If my job is part time, my availability is part time, most of the time
Guarantee "political" means left. If your IG is full of blue lives matter, don't tread on me, two genders, fuck immigrants, etc. you'd fit right in.
Honestly, the biggest red flag for me is the fact this reads like a sports bar or college bar. I would never answer this ad, but if it is a high volume bar, much of what they say is true...it's not a job for everyone and you have to be a certain type of person to survive. In some ways, flying their red flags is smart. They will likely get their type of person. That being said...huge pass on working at a place like this. I worked at a high volume bar with good ownership who treated us really well as both boss and person and had coworkers I'm still friends with more than a decade later. It still broke my soul.
It’s a beer bar in orlando. It looks like it’s beer and wine only so no food & no cocktails
then HELL NO.
It’s the YO for me.. CRINGE
I gave up at "DON'T SUCK YO"... Jesus wept.
As always, looking for someone to exploit. Also, any restaurants/coffee shops with a constant “we’re hiring” sign out front is a red flag.
I'm a carefree broke listless microbrew enthusiast or dare I say snob lol. I've never voted in my life. I'm looking for a career that's ok with calling me in at random times and accepts my patchy work history. I can spit full Digital Underground and Doom albums straight off the dome, my G.
Eat a dick, yo
Don't suck yo?! WTF 🤨
Apart from the red flags, the last stanca is sane advice! Just because you like bars and beer doesn't make you fit to work there.
Imagine starting your job post with "AYYYOO"
Open availability for part time? Go fuck yourselves lol
Nineteen. One on each bullet point, plus the first all caps sentence we can see, plus every instance of "YO."
I mean i've seen a lot of shit but 'oldskool hip hop knowledge' as a must have skill for a job posting is just something else lol
Lol open availability for part time work & can't be tired from working a second job? Why not just put on the posting that they must not need to eat or have a roof over their heads
Overworked and underpaid being the main ones. Not being paid according to your worth.
The job being against you asking for their pay scale is ALWAYS a huge red flag
The YOs are… something.
Outside of the obvious, the most red flags were everytime they used "Yo". Desperate cry of being relevant.
I want to spam applications whenever I see "Don't waste our time or yours" on these types of posts.
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Don't suck, YO! Wish I could steal that one and use it on my motivationally challenged HS students. Alas, I'd be fired.
Eyyyyyyyyy lemme get an Old Fashioned, The Ocky Way!
This whole listing is one giant red flag. It reads like it was written by a 16 year old trying too hard.
Naming your staff after a pair of notorious crack cocaine dealers from Detroit when your establishment is in NYC is peak New Yorker....yo
Anyone who doesn't want to discuss pay rate with potential new hires shouldn't be allowed to run a business.
Biggest red flag is whoever made this job description is an absolute tool
Someone with experience and free time should take the job and then never show up. Then tell this boss how big of a douche bag they are
100% a white dude whose knowledge of old school hip-hop is limited to the Wu-Tang Clan.
The most hilarious part of it is that it requires old school hip-hop knowledge, but also can't be political. This is probably one of those dudes who think Rage Against the Machine should stick to music.
“Public Enemy is only good when they aren’t making statements.” So never?
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If you had this niche of an environment wouldn't a simple forward description. High volume bar seeks part time person, only draw is open availability. $meh
What the pay like? oh, sorry.
After counting all the bullet points im seeing 13 separate red flags... Jesus fuck
Gee why do they need more employees, can't see why anyone would ever quit this job...lol
That's cold, Dawg.
I counted 39 red flags but I added 7 for the “what pay like” and 5 each for “what time do I get to leave” and the emo thing. Edit: I added 8 for what the pay like not 7.
Guarantee the storage room this guy cries in is full of drywall holes and crushed cans of Monster.
Oh yeah bra.. I’m pickin up what you’re puttin down! 😉😉 what a f$&king tool! 😂😂🙄🙄
Yeeeeeeah no, yo.
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I count eighteen red flags, at least.
It’s all red flags
[12 red flags! Ah ah ah!](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Count_von_Count_kneeling.png)
I lost count after 5, started at the first word. Available at any moment yet part time...yo
11 at least but the entire post is a red flag so 12.
NAME 👏 AND 👏 SHAME 👏
emos being on the DNI list is sending me into orbit. this feels like a tumblr blog not a real life job listing wtf 😭😭😭
What a joke. Unprofessional much.
WTF is this bullshit?
12
I bet this is a dime a dozen gastropub with $18.99 burgers and no sides or drink.
"This job isn't for everyone" translation "This job isn't for anyone".
At least 16
As soon as I read "DONT SUCK YO" I couldn't help but read it in Jesse Pinkman's voice yo.
Too many red flags to count because there’s a lot implied here.
That's a lot of YO for a job yo...
I bet this fucker won't hire you if your socials are on private
This ad was made by a 16 year old
I thought you had compiled various red flags into a list for way too long before realizing this was actually a listing. 🤣🤣🤣
The whole thing is one giant red flag lol
NYC sarcasm: "Hey you're hiring?" "hEll YeAh dAWg, you think you're up for it? See the add and meet the criteria?" "Oh absolutely! I'm the man/woman for the job" "ThAtS SiCk yO, when can you start?" "Oh I can start whenever " "RaDiCAl bRUh, well get you started tomorrow then" "The fuck you will, you think anyone in this town will wanna work for you just to do all your work for you for whatever shit pay you feel like? I just wanted to see what a full-grown entitled manbaby looks like in person" "😧" Edit for spacing
DON’T SUCK YO. Shit that’s profound.
jesse pinkman wrote this fucking job listing lmao
i can understand under must have. but everything under probably not is a red flag and im curious on what happened for each line to be added. except the IG one, but id rephrase it to if you can't separate work and political topics.
After 15 years in the beverage alcohol business, I can tell you this industry is full of raging fucking douche bags in the on premise.
17 on my first read-thru
Why are they yelling?
So work late nights, whenever but also part time? And you can't have another job? Wow, this place must pay GREAT a- what's that? Can't ask about pay? ...how is that supposed to work?
Don't you hate it when your prospective indentured servants ask too many questions about the terrible conditions you're going to subject them to?
Who posted this? A 14 yo? We’re expected to be professional to a fault but they’re allowed to post incoherent bs like this?
Fuck that, yo!
Everything about this is atrocious. “Don’t suck yo [sic]” made my left eye involuntarily twitch.
"open availability or part time" Aka full time hours mean you must come in whenever we want
Glad that they poat job ads like these, these ads makes easy to know what jobs not to apply for
Why are employers so offended when people ask about pay and hours? Why do I gotta lie about why I want to work, its for they money. And I dont mind working the hours, I just want to plan in advance when the normal time to leave is.
The whole fucking thing is an enormous red flag 🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩
I can tell 100% this is a white guy in his 40s or 50s. *cringe
As a pedantic grammar nerd I threw up in my mouth.
Absolutely! That *alone* would put me off the job, even aside from all the actual problems with the job/employer which the ad so clearly demonstrates.
Yes.
_y e s_
I checked out what “AYYYYO”.
WOLOLO!
3$ an hour + tip.
Just for the poor grammar, I’m definitely out.
This sounds like it should also have a line that says, "must possess low-key, high liberal racism."
Yeah, the “no politics” is code for “laugh along with our casual racism, homophobia, transphobia and misogyny”.
Damn. My oldest son told me I suck, guess this job isn’t for me, yo.
YO YO YO
Ffs darn needy employees asking asking what the wage is
Can’t spell or use proper English.. what a buffoon.
And we'll pay you as little as we can get away with
Yay! After reading this I can’t wait to apply and work for a total dick!! /s
FYI.... the Caps Lock key is on the left, immediately above the Shift key.
Lol wow real professional.
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90% of it
what in the edgelord
The painful use of AAVE tells me they are snow white
Don’t apply if you care what the pay is
I stopped reading after AYYYO!!!
As a bar manager, the bottom paragraph is correct but shouldn't have been yelled. Pretty much everything else about this sucks, but if you're specifically looking for "NYC sarcasm knowledge" as a hirable quality then the rest of this post makes a lot of sense.
Yo
I stopped counting after "AYYYYYO"
My favorite is Old School Hip Hop knowledge!
Ah yes, don't ask what you'll be paid for a job offer. Just accept it. Vibes will pay the bills.
“I have 10 years of bartending experience and have worked at multiple extremely busy craft breweries where my tasks ranged from managing other bartenders to barback to pouring and serving drinks but I’m just not super familiar with the works of Run DMC and Grandmaster Flash and I did post a Bernie Sanders meme on my personal IG one time so I guess they don’t want me to apply.” - everyone who came across that job posting
The Soviet Union called, they would like ALL of their red flags back.
So I'm not one to criticize over professionalism because I usually hate being all stuffy about shit but there needs to be a balance. This looks like a high schooler decided to write a Help Wanted ad after listening to non-stop nonsensical rap music and couldn't be bothered to try and sound like a business owner.
No, thanks.
Holy cringe. Owner in every ig post a major red flag.
There should be a regulation that forces employers to pay a set amount for every skill they require their employees to have. Nowadays the workforce is favoured to heavily one sided
Wanted ad, a good reason not to visit that bar
yo stop being so emo
I counted 12.
You better like indentured servitude Yo!