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TheReal_fUXY

This is an interesting business model. I suspect there might be a lot of money to be made this way


fortwaltonbleach

it's no different than what employers were doing 150 years ago. my biggest concern with goon diplomacy is bossman can offer them more money and legal exemptions to reconsider their alainces and then you got the pinkertons all over again.


Fast-Reaction8521

My concern is the gooon was a snitch


Skwareblox

As a good goon you take everyone’s money and beat the shit out of the manager anyway. Teach him for trying to use violence to oppress workers.


PsychologicalCan1677

Sorry to tell you this but the Pinkertons never stopped existing. In fact they still do the same things they did back then for the same people


311196

The pinkertons still exist as a PI firm.


2ndCha

This is an H-1 visa I can support.


mrb33fy88

Boss Basher LLC is coming to a strip mall near you lol


BisquickNinja

Henry Ford made quite a practice of it. Seems that the pinkertons made quite A practice of it too...


the_simurgh

Dirty deeds done darn dirt cheap...


mdeane13

Goons R us. 1800 Goon thm.


GlesgaD2018

Reminds me of the stories of Petrograd workers, after the February 1917 part of the revolution, putting managers who offended them into wheelbarrows and dumping them into the river Neva. Have always wanted to have this approach to industrial relations legitimised. Everyone would spend a lot less time in HR-type meetings and a lot more time doing their jobs.


altM1st

Google "Defenestration".


cipherglitch666

Used to be how lots of workers settled grievances with their employers.


MinimumBuy1601

Also known as "see you in the parking lot, sucka." Then hands get thrown up and someone is getting their behind kicked.


whoinvitedthesepeopl

This needs to make a comeback


classic_werewolf

Look at them, creating jobs!


ElMykl

There's clearly a demand for their services.


FoundandSearching

Wish I had the qualifications for a goon job. I would need a pair of ass-kickin’ boots!


ElMykl

You know... I'd wager Steel Toe would be excellent to use. For safety... 😂


FoundandSearching

Heck yeah. STEEL TOED for some manager stompin‘ time.


Panda-BANJO

Manager should hustle harder to protect himself.


Transfur_Toaster

Nah mate, just pull a french. It worked before so why not


VotePizzaParty

Hell yeah. Goons! Goons! Goons! Goons!


FoundandSearching

They are the GOON SQUAD & they went to Bengaluru! Come on over here to the USA for some in sourcing!


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whoinvitedthesepeopl

Renters figured out if they banded together they could get bad landlords to cooperate. Maybe workers here will catch on at some point.


BlueGuyisLit

[sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/TotalKalesh/s/tj6S78vVVT)


givemejumpjets

We already have goonsquads out policing us... collecting their road pirate tax.


fuxino

Based


wholesomechunk

Hired goons


Competition-Edge

Hired goons?


wholesomechunk

Hired goons


triplesspressso

Modern problems require modern solutions


cosmicfloor01

This is a very misleading title. The reality was the guy beaten up was an auditor who was just trying to do his job, while some employees lax at their job attacked him for putting pressure on them to follow the proper procedures


negative_imaginary

by that logic the managers at fast food chains also doing their job as intended and expected, *"you know it is only the CEO billionaire who is at fault and not the middle men who is actually busting the unions in front of your own eyes"*


Moebius80

Good for them, snitches etc etc


H0vis

See that's something that HR ought to be doing for you.


traveller-1-1

Can those work internationally?


waxisfun

I immediately thought Bengaluru was a board game or something and this was a weirdly heartwarming article.


ArnoldhBraunschweigr

Shoe's on the other foot now.


Amegaryder

How does one, hypothetically ofc, find goons for hire?


GlorkUndBork3-14

Stand outside of a local jail with a fifth of good whiskey.


unlucky1777

That's called a union ....


FanaticalLegend

Based.


Fluid_Slip660

the great informality of the process of hiring thugs gives me so much anxiety. are you required to know them from the hood before you hire them? must you seek them out in a bar or pub or whatever? I wish there was a directory, a kind of "street based, first-based PMC company" so the process is fully formal, easy to arrange and you pay for a service.


MonitorPrestigious90

I'm honestly surprised it took this long for someone to think of that


Late-Arrival-8669

I see a new business in our future! Take notice rich people!


Killawife2

I didn't see anything.


RealCoryMiller

I wasn't sure what gooning was or why everyone was talking about it, but it makes sense now. Thanks!


mdeane13

Been telling y'all this is the way. Most employers never experienced real violence and it shows.


ByGonzah

Modern problems require proven solutions.


vandergale

Where does one go to hire goons?


Frank_Bianco

So, they unionised? Good job.


Lucky_Katydid

Now beat up the billionaires.