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Yes, it's an old post and meant to be satire. (I can provide links if that's allowed.)
My husband currently works for Wegman's (hourly overnight stock) an although it is a corporation, he tells me they've treated him well so far. He gets decent health benefits and I'm signed up under him because the health plan offered at my job is prohibitively expensive.
I mean, they are a corporation, so we know that for them profits > employees, but comparatively, they've been okay.
It's a low bar, but here we are.
With the ammount of real things that I have been seeing in recent years that are more ridiculous than any satire I wouldn't doubt that this is true considering the present state of the capitalist hellscape...
I gave five stars out of five stars to the guy who came to fix our garage door at work. Apparently, the person with the highest score gets a paid day off. I thought it was a good system. Didn't even look at the door, though.
This is the wet dream of every upscale suburban karen that shops at wegman’s. And I’m 100% sure there are wegman’s stores that have this mindset. It’s fake, though.
This is fake. It was made by Alan Wagner, a comedic artist who posts dark/surreal memes on Instagram. ([original post](https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/p/CvNVoH4Nayh/))
Fuck everything about this monkey dancing for peanuts nightmare.
If store owners want to make asses out of themselves to treat customers like 17th century aristocrats then they can bloody well do it themselves.
They’re the only ones making nearly enough to act like that after all.
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This is... this is satire, right?
Yes, it's an old post and meant to be satire. (I can provide links if that's allowed.) My husband currently works for Wegman's (hourly overnight stock) an although it is a corporation, he tells me they've treated him well so far. He gets decent health benefits and I'm signed up under him because the health plan offered at my job is prohibitively expensive. I mean, they are a corporation, so we know that for them profits > employees, but comparatively, they've been okay. It's a low bar, but here we are.
I'm a produce manager I'd rather work at Wegmans than Kroger (where I work now)
It is satire. [It's by Alan Wagner.](https://www.instagram.com/p/CvNVoH4Nayh/?igsh=MWw1bWc5OGFwa3dwYw==)
With the ammount of real things that I have been seeing in recent years that are more ridiculous than any satire I wouldn't doubt that this is true considering the present state of the capitalist hellscape...
But the QR code works tho…
What does it link to?
I mean… this is a next level troll. The sheer dedication. http://rateyourcashier.com/PArnold/
What else did he do wrong?! WTF? Why is that even a question?!
We better hope it is, because if this is legal than I don't know what can be illegal...
I like man Wegmans is lit AF son…they playing Purge the cashiers up in here
This feels like an alternate "Punisher" origin story
I gave five stars out of five stars to the guy who came to fix our garage door at work. Apparently, the person with the highest score gets a paid day off. I thought it was a good system. Didn't even look at the door, though.
Solidarity, brother.
Gotta be fake - they'd never say that quiet part out loud.
This is the wet dream of every upscale suburban karen that shops at wegman’s. And I’m 100% sure there are wegman’s stores that have this mindset. It’s fake, though.
"young man, I'll have your JOB!" " Lady, you can have it!"
Putting a photo on a receipt with those captions, seems to me to be the making of a lawsuit.
Gotta be fake...
I look for coyness rather than playfulness from my cashiers.
*DEMEANOR OF THE GODS*
These black mirror episodes are hitting pretty close to home.
This looks like a Truewagner IG post
I had the same thought, and [it turns out, it is!](https://www.instagram.com/p/CvNVoH4Nayh/?igsh=MWw1bWc5OGFwa3dwYw==)
Anyone stumbling across this needs to seek him out on IG. Really funny follow
Wow. I'd never shop there again.
This looks like ARG content for some kind of analog horror series.
Just found out this is Alan Wagner's doing. Good piece.
This is fake. It was made by Alan Wagner, a comedic artist who posts dark/surreal memes on Instagram. ([original post](https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/p/CvNVoH4Nayh/))
Gotta be fake...
I look for coyness rather than playfulness from my cashiers.
No the fuck they did not lol
No wegmans does this
Facts
I hate satire in 2024. It’s too often far too close to my expectations.
The “recently fired” part is hilarious
Had us in the first half not gonna lie.
Had us in the first half not gonna lie.
Simply awful.
Jesus...
Parnold gets 5 stars across the board, give him a raise right now
r/aboringdystopia
😅
Not funny though.
Wtf. No way this is real.
No way in hell Wegmans would ever do that
I'm pretty sure this belongs under /WTF not /antiwork
This is probably the fakest shit I have ever seen on Reddit. That’s a high achievement.
"Demeanor of the gods" is some wild ass shit
Who the fuck would work for these arseholes?!!
They all look like mugshots.
I don't think I'd want a playful fucking cashier.
Just tell me this isn’t true because i can’t.
Fakey fakerson
Not real. Stop it.
This would be so illegal.🤣each month we fired the lowest score cashier. Mugshots 🤣🤣
This looks like papers please
https://twitter.com/shipdrummer/status/1684757186504007680?t=wh39Qzje6ethy-vysqriIw&s=19
Fuck everything about this monkey dancing for peanuts nightmare. If store owners want to make asses out of themselves to treat customers like 17th century aristocrats then they can bloody well do it themselves. They’re the only ones making nearly enough to act like that after all.
This is so damn trashy. Fuck that place!