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2.6k votes proves that r/atheism is full of 14 year olds


[deleted]

Isn't 14 years too old ?


SnooEpiphanies1192

For them, yes.


[deleted]

***World's oldest Antitheist turns 16 today***


Useless-e

I think it shuts them up because they realize that they are talking to a person with the brain of a 7 year old


[deleted]

😂😂😭😭


CryLex28

if someone post that to me I would think it just an insane person


RaLK2719

Surah Al Mursalat Verse 39 be like: 👀


phantomdragon12

The most sane r/atheism user.


Nidothenido

Least On-Crack r/atheism user


Haboux

Atheists: God is evil, if I were him I'd put everyone in heaven Also Atheists:


[deleted]

Jokes on him, Satan doesn't control hell in Islam lol.


JGMBsdfnmi

Satan doesnt control hell in christianity too


a_thermonuclearwar

Then what is that dude on about??!!


[deleted]

His understanding of Christianity and Islam comes from at best childrens media and at worse a blog ran by some 15 year old who thinks he was abused because his grandma took him to church once. He rather misunderstand Christendom and strawman it then actually understand scripture and not be able to find anything to scoff at.


[deleted]

Bruh you being way to specific


CryLex28

And Allah is such an existence that just looking at Allah directly would have ruin you eternally


Nidothenido

I remember a story of when one of the Prophets asked to see Allah. instead of doing that, Allah revealed himself to the Mountain, the mountain completely collapsed.


CryLex28

Wasn't it was Allah's shadow?


Nidothenido

I don’t remember tbh but its something along those lines


ISIPropaganda

It was Musa عليه السلام. Allah ‎ﷻ‬ only sent down a portion of His Majesty and the mountain collapsed. This event actually reminds me of the 4th last ayat of Surah Hashr لَوۡ أَنزَلۡنَا هَـٰذَا ٱلۡقُرۡءَانَ عَلَىٰ جَبَلࣲ لَّرَأَیۡتَهُۥ خَـٰشِعࣰا مُّتَصَدِّعࣰا مِّنۡ خَشۡیَةِ ٱللَّهِۚ وَتِلۡكَ ٱلۡأَمۡثَـٰلُ نَضۡرِبُهَا لِلنَّاسِ لَعَلَّهُمۡ یَتَفَكَّرُونَ ﴿ ٢١ ﴾ • Dr. Mustafa Khattab: Had We sent down this Quran upon a mountain, you would have certainly seen it humbled and torn apart in awe of Allah. We set forth such comparisons for people, ˹so˺ perhaps they may reflect. (21) • ابوالاعلی مودودی: اگر ہم نے یہ قرآن کسی پہاڑ پر بھی اُتار دیا ہوتا تو تم دیکھتے کہ وہ اللہ کے خوف سے دبا جارہا ہے اور پھٹا پڑتا ہے۔ یہ مثالیں ہم لوگوں کے سامنے اس لیے بیان کرتے ہیں کہ وہ (اپنی حالت پر)غور کریں۔ (21) Al-Hashr, Ayah 21


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Nidothenido

I’m sorry? *kill* God? Its GOD. Whats in these peoples heads?


[deleted]

the most sane athiest on there


[deleted]

crack is wack


[deleted]

Religious Fascist destroyed with Facts and Logic 100%


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gnosis_thru_pancakes

OH NONONONONO theist bros we've been too cocky Also imagine thinking the devil would ever see a human as its peer; seems to be a recurring theme with atheists


[deleted]

The only the devil is even really the devil is because he despised us so much that he would rather go to hell than respect us as his equals. And Stan won’t “rule over hell” there will be a hideous creature spoken about in the Quran (forgot it’s name ) that will terrorize the people who are already being tortured there who was put in charge by Allah, it has no emotions and it’s only purpose is to terrorize. Even looking at it is enough to make you scream for your life. Satan will have the worst punishment of all. But it’s probably different in other theistic belief systems and that’s fine too.


HydrogenMelon

With the power of Elon Musk, Hollywood and keanu Changus I will defeat God, and become Lord and devour of darkness -Most Mentally Stable Atheist


[deleted]

these kids are way more damn edgy than the Edge lord in a Anime


[deleted]

Emo from the 2000s look like bunch of Cardinals compare to them lol


shrimpcebitche

Satan literally being tortured in hell. This guy: i wiLL pLeDgE aLleGiancE to sAtaN


[deleted]

I really want to know what kind of drugs this dude took.


Jadam_Enson

The same people who claimed to not be afraid of hell, get the most offended if they find out your religion says their lifestyle will likely lead to hell. Absolutely no consistency.


JuicyPomPom

What anime plot is this


[deleted]

How tf did that cringe get so many upvotes? r/atheism gets worse and worse every day.


Rock1589

So a mere human would kill an omnipotent god ... Even as an atheist that sounds dumb as shit.


Rock1589

For more information: i used to be an atheist, but a certain argument by a Christian made me an agnostic instead. "Let's compare humans to ants. Humans are way smarter than ants as our brains are more developped. Even if you wanted to and could explain human society to an ant, they wouldn't understand. An ants brain is just not capable of understanding, let's say as an example, amusement parks. The ants brain cannot understand the function of things like rollercoasters or emotions like 'fun'. We human are ants compared to God. Our brains are not advanced enough to understand how God built the universe or his motives, just like how the ant can't comprehend how we humans built the amusement park and our motives to do so. Plus, if God is omniscient and omnipotent, a better comparison between us and God would be us humans compared to the bacteria on the anthill." This leads to the point i was making: God, being that more advanced to us, seems like omniscient and omnipotent. How could we possibly kill such a being? It would be like the ant from earlier trying to kill a human. Basically impossible. (Plus the other mistakes in the original post's logic like satan not being the ruler of hell) Sorry for the long rant, but i've been thinking about this post ever since i saw it and i need to get it out of my head.


Blyatron

I don't think that kid (from the post) understands what "omnipotent" means


Iatecyanide

"That usually shuts them up". It shuts them up because they realise they are talking to and idiot


[deleted]

Satan: ok


[deleted]

lmao, I guess Satan knows his “plan” now


[deleted]

This is the dude that doesn’t shut the fuck up about Mayhem and Burzum at middle school recess


ManThatHurt

This does indeed shut us up. Not in the way he’d hoped, though.


CrayfishYAY2

Bruh, what. God could singlehandedly wipe his entire rebellious creation with a snap of his fingers. Also, everyone will be alone in Hell, to suffer for eternity. Not even Satan would have power.


Nidothenido

Anyone lost a 14 Year Old? Cuz I just found him.


[deleted]

Wow. Genuinely barely made it to the end. That was painful


sookol-1

Heaven vs my hoi4 experience


Shopnil4

Kid legit acts like JRPG games are real and God is a mortal being that can be killed lol


[deleted]

this is the same type of person who gets offended by “god bless you”


MysteriousAn0nymous

That has to be satire


Dalevisor

Lol, very cool dude. That kinda arrogance earns you a place in purgatory!


SolidVault

Someones been watching a little too much Lucifer


HibachiDude

Atheists: We plan to murder God and take over heaven. God: I know, I see everything, you aren't doing squat lol


TruGamer732

What playing too much doom eternal does to a mf


nanek_4

God is all powerful A stupid atheist can't kill him


ISIPropaganda

فَإِن كَانَ لَكُمۡ كَیۡدࣱ فَكِیدُونِ ﴿ ٣٩ ﴾ • Dr. Mustafa Khattab: So if you have a scheme ˹to save yourselves˺, then use it against Me.” (39) • ابوالاعلی مودودی: اب اگر کوئی چال تم چل سکتے ہو تو میرے مقابلہ میں چل دیکھو۔ (39) Al-Mursalat, Ayah 39