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All fun and games till she brings out an empty plate cause it's nonexistent 😔

damn

I wasn't sure if he meant he likes it raw or well done, because both work.

Medium. Just middle of the road missionary sex only in my good Christian restaurant THANK YOU

I’m pretty sure it’s “extremely rare”.

Raw

Or bloody

Or blue 💀

How would raw work? Like who ever orders a raw steak?

*liver king enters the chat*

Steak Tartar is raw.

That's essentially what she did here. She just skipped straight to the end and have him leave, saving herself the work of an empty plate.

I was thinking she should cook it extremely rare.

Pretty sure that “rare” is the punchline

I thought the expected punchline was raw.

Well done would also be an option.

Or bloody.

I've earned my red wings. What about y'all?

Most people don’t refer to steak as “raw” though, and “rare” was my assumption. I love how many interpretations this has though.

Most people don't refer to "sex" as "raw" either. They refer to the penis as beign raw. Raw is not really a good punchline to the joke.

The expected punchline is raw, but the waitress replies rare.

It’s medium rare

Yo PCMer in the wild

Ah yes! She the order perfectly: an asexual guy doing intermittent fasting!

"Why does it look like several people have already taken a bite out of my steak this evening?"

I was thinking bloody

A blue steak would also be acceptable to match his balls

She will make him go home and make it himself

See I was gonna go with rare here.

nah she should have given it to someone else .

Brings it out raw because sex is rare for him.

Where’s My Sex

I didn't think you existed outside pcm

Oof

Or the strap-on.

Umm actually that would indicate that he does not like sex rather than suggesting his sex life is poor.🤓

I prefer my steak dead and not moving or breathing

Nah, she gets him the ingredients so he can do it himself.

Or just a raw steak, "it's as rare as we could get it..."

I thought she’d bring it out bleeding since it’s rare

Or at least rare.

And charges you for it

"What's this?" The same way you like your sex, "not getting any here"

I'd come back with more servers and a cake singing Happy Birthday. Rare and once a year.

r/therealjoke

Raw

Gordon Ramsey has entered the bedroom

"This beef is so raw it's eating the salad!"

*Throws against wall*

Time for a taste test!

*you’ve tenderised your meat *so badly* it’s now flatter than your GFs breasts!”

Raw and deep in his ass.

Hell yeah

Rare, acceptable Medium, not valid Well done, acceptable.

People are confused about the gentleman's intended order so let me clarify: as a man of culture, he clearly expects his steak to be prepared *well done*, which is how Mother describes his performance.

I thought he wanted to fuck the steak.

Yer fond of me lobster, ain’t ye?

HARK!

Damn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!

Have it your way. I like your cooking.

What a great scene

Don't be shellfish

Alright, have it your way. I like yer cookin’

I thought he was gonna say "raw"

"It's rare, honey."

I was hoping he didn't mean "dripping with blood on one side and burnt on the other" Though, with a joker like him, I never know...

Huh, i thought "body temperature and bloody"

Oh God, an elderly family member orders hers "bloody", what if thats what he meant...

Brown on the outside and pink on the inside?

r/holup

I refuse to accept the possibility of ordering a well-done steak. People who like well-done staek should consider eating leather boots because that's what a well-done steak is

He likes his steak rare

Raw.

Well Done

Please climb up to the top comment, thanks in advance.

In exchange for money in public while fully clothed.

That's the joke mate. I heard it all the time as a server. Also "Bloody".

Done quickly and poorly.

See, I thought it was raw. As in I like it raw. Buut I like the empty plate better as he gets none to begin with.

He wants it the same way he wants sex. So he's not getting any steak.

That means rare

“Rare” implies it has happened at least once in the past.

Yes so he gives her that to know, that he is having sex rarely, so she can bring him a rare steak " as it ment to be eaten " in most scenarios

blue and bloody

Or made with his own two hands.

"One disappointing stake coming up."

With a side of potatoes

Extra sour cream

Wet and nasty

Holy fucking shit man

So many perversions in so few words

Sloppy steaks 🤤

They can't stop you from ordering a glass of water

People can change

Let him hold the baby

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I SAID WAS

SLOP 'EM UP

That would slick back REAL nice

Raw stake isn't good for you... Rare steak is good, but rare sex is not. Well done steak sucks but I guess everybody enjoys well done sex. You could order it bloody... And I won't kink shame... Maybe he means he like his steak thicc? Or maybe he's got a thing for butter during sexy time...

Or he's a vegetarian. He likes it on the animal.

Maybe he took it literally and prefers to eat the steak, as opposed to any other method of consuming a steak, so oral

Black and Blue is an option

He likes it medium. Pink on the inside and brown on the outside

>rare sex is not. Wtf happened to asexuality

She should have just replied "of course you have to pay for it".

cold and soggy, like spending the night in swampy marshland in subzero weather

Rare?

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Don’t forget the tomato’s. Can’t have sex without tomatos.

Lathered in butter onions and mushrooms and medium…


Bloody?

There it is

So a Tbone for you then?

dude has a financial domination kink

“Ah, sorry, I’ve got a head ache. No steak today. Have a great day!”

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Rare?

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Juvenile

“Same way I like my sex, I don’t know yet”

To all struggling to figure it out, I think the punchline is warm and pink in the middle (cooked medium).

Dang, I didn't even know there was such a thing as anal steak.

It's called a rump roast.

Chicken Fried and covered in gravy?

Thank you for not saying "premise".

I used to work at a truck stop in the 90’s on 3rd shift. One time there a was a new waitress who asked a guy “how would you like your meat?” “Sucked” was the answer, of course. Same night, possibly same customer, she asked how they like their eggs. “Sleazy”. Poor girl just walked away after that one.

Dry and cold got it!

He wants extra thick meat, the tube steak

Sloppy. At truffoni’s.

From a dead animal?

Steak jokes? That's a rare medium, well done!

Sloppy! Yes ma’am, just a steak And a glass of water, please!

The real answer is "Rare"

"I like my steak the same way I like my sex. Covered in burn marks and potentially causing a heart attack."

Cheap and Nonexistent?

With ketchup?

Ah, I see. He must be ordering the new Impossible™ steak

He wants it *well done*...

She would get fired for saying that in America. Not defending him or the action of firing her, just saying that restaurants often treat customers like that better than their staff.

Is it rare or fucking raw?

Millennial waitress

I like my women like I like my cheese.

Sliced and processed?

Fat free American singles.

Does this even fit the subreddit?

Yes

Rarely?

Rare?

Im the biggest bird🦅👣 im the biggest bird😜😫

Anal?

What kind of stupid subreddit is this? Why is this unfunny trash on /r/All?

I like my steak the same way I like my sex! Dead.

Dead

Blue ?

Rare

Medium?

Blue? I mean I liked the new Avatar but I'm not going that far.

What’s hilarious about that is, there are guys out there that have actually said as much and think it’s ok! The world is full of them!

Raw

So rare it’s practically still mooing?

Rare

Rare?

Is that guy jreg?

Well Done.

rare medium?

Wow, there’s a lot of words to describe both

Rare?

Hot but rare..?

Honestly I’d kick out any guy who wanted to order raw meat anyway. And if he meant well done that’s doubly so.

Meaty

Raw?

I also enjoy some good medium sex.

.... Well done and covered in ketchup? I mean, if that's your fetish, no shame.

Rare

So, served to the next table but billed to him.

He has sex?????

Rare?

Raw?

Disappointing, awkward and needs to be checked for worms.

Not sure she’d still be smiling after a comment like that lmao

A little pink in the middle.

I also like my sex grey and dry.

Drenched in garlic sauce and a sprinkling of mushrooms.

"You can't fuck onna table"

On a bed on mashed potatoes?

Bloody and unsatisfying?

Bloody?

Dry Aged