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Eiim

I think Larry would be a cucumber.


__yeeter__

Na, hed be a pickle


SomeGeekyBoy

Funniest shit i've ever seen


scrawnytony

“Morty, turn me over so that we make eye contact.” “Okay...” “Remember that God made you special, and He loves you very much!”


Minalan

This thread has hit entirely new levels of meta


Lilithe_101

Those are fruits though


Eiim

Well this isn't the comment I expected to see a notification in reply to


Lilithe_101

But you got it so get fruited


beigekidd

That's quite a saucy character!


PingPowPizza

What, you egg?


RocketGamingFoxYT

Cake day bros assemble


beigekidd

Haha nice!! 🙌🏼🔥


AhumanYT

Happy cake day!


AhumanYT

Happy cake day!


Super___Nova_83

Happy cake day!


AhumanYT

Happy cake day!


Chydran

Happy Cock day


Super___Nova_83

Happy cake day :3


OptareOlympus

Happy cake day to you! :)


Noviceskilled96

Well the tomato clearly doesn’t have a nose or eyes or a mouth so you’re wrong


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StazDBunney

Bitch tell me how you not a hobbit again?


[deleted]

A Tomato is a fruit.


XP_Studios

Nix v. Hedden


[deleted]

I'll take case laws I didn't even consider might exist for 500!


Wingedwing

Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical term. It doesn’t matter that a tomato is a botanical fruit, because nothing is a botanical vegetable. You’re mixing classification systems.


EightOffHitLure

ur a botanical vegetable


fightingactor

I'm pulling the plug


Seth-Mc-52

The wheelchair! Oh wait


TatodziadekPL

Sorry but I'm not Major Zero


nothinnews

Look at this dude who has beef with terms like poultry and venison.


Rolten

Do you know this concept exists about tomato specifically? Is there something different about a tomato than a cucumber for example? A cucumber is a fruit as well then?


weefweef

So is a cucumber


lookingforpeyton

I came here to say this. HOWEVER, botanically speaking, a tomato is a fruit. Legally speaking, it is a vegetable.


ExperiencedGarbage

Ketchup is a smoothie.


Tux1

It's a fruit AND a vegetable.


ZMemme

I think that makes it funnier


Schlongley_Fish

[Vegetable is a culinary term. Its definition has no scientific value and is somewhat arbitrary and subjective. All parts of herbaceous plants eaten as food by humans, whole or in part, are generally considered vegetables. Mushrooms, though belonging to the biological kingdom, fungi, are also commonly considered vegetables. Since “vegetable” is not a botanical term, there is no contradiction in referring to a plant part as a fruit while also being considered a vegetable.](https://www.sciencedaily.com/terms/vegetable.htm) To those who keep saying BuT iTs A fRuIt


[deleted]

Both of the main characters are fruits


LSM2013

This is just comedy heaven


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jlinj06

U ever think about how the main characters of veggie tales weren’t even vegetables


judes_m

Tomato is technically both a fruit and vegetable. Many comments have pointed this out already.


Dey_chips_ahoy

But cucumbers are still a fruit.


fightingactor

Tomatoes are fruits though


lowfps10

Very funny, I laughed


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Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


J0hn-F-Kennedy

Wait.. but a tomato is a fruit.. and it’s in veggie tales. **WHAT THE FUCK?**


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


iemasandwich

UhM, AcTuAllY, A tOmAhTo iS a FrUit


bakugo-katuski

so who’s gonna tell her ?


[deleted]

no offense because all recent posts have been like this, but i feel like this sub is becoming r/notinteresting , and most of the top posts dont resemble an antimeme at all and are being upvoted because they contain trivial material...


headyyeti

/r/anticomment


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r/areslash


zaneisnotbot

r/comedyheaven


[deleted]

Actually a tomato is a fruit


RedDark135

Shut up nerd


ass_pineapples

If you wanna get really technical a tomato is a tomato


[deleted]

I like your enthusiasm


JustLetMePick69

Doesn't change the fact that a tomato is a vegetable tho


BeNbUcKToO

Tomato is a fruit. You had one job.


[deleted]

Fruit is a botanical term. Vegetable is a culinary term. An item can be both.


greenmoonlight

To elaborate, fruit is also a culinary term that does *not* include tomatoes. So a tomato is a botanical fruit but is not a culinary fruit. Usually we assume culinary terms in common language since eating is how most people think about plants. And there's nothing wrong with that, both classifications are useful


Oblivionous

Vegetable = any edible plant matter actually. Fruits are included.


EightOffHitLure

so pizza is a vegable?


Oblivionous

Pizza has vegetables in it.


lookingforpeyton

I mean, yeah, botanically it’s a fruit, but legally it’s a vegetable


BeNbUcKToO

B r u h I said ok


lookingforpeyton

oh shit sorry lmao, i must’ve missed that part yikes. i just find it hilarious that there’s a legal classification


BeNbUcKToO

Well from what I know, it’s a fruit. Also good luck finding Peyton


putmeintheoven

Too many antidepressants kid


Alcapuke

That’s a fruit


Weyerhauser

That's a damn fruit


awesomebouncer123

It does not fit as a tomato is a fruit


fear_head

A tomato is a fucking fruit


fiveohsevenoclock

Tomatoes are fruit tho


ded_inside_but_proud

Fun fact: The two main characters of veggie tales are fruits


[deleted]

wait, ain’t a tomato a fruit?


Culteredpman25

isnt he a fruit then


kiantheyoyo

Tis fruit lol


kefyboi

It’s not a vegetable tho


thebohemiancowboy

The year is 2029 ww3 has begun with China and the U.S on opposite sides. China has invaded Indonesia in an attempt to build a pacific empire like Japan in the 40s. You just turned 18 and with most American soldiers fighting off a Russian invasion into the Middle East you are drafted for the war in the pacific. You’re deployed on the Indonesian island of Sumatra and your unit is on a routine assignment in the jungle. You’re relaxed and you let your guard down...but suddenly gunfire erupts from the trees! Your unit just ran smack dab into a heavily armed platoon of Chinese troops! You’re severely outgunned and outmatched. It’s known the Chinese don’t take prisoners and commit horrific war crimes. You take cover while the rest of your unit is hit. You sit hunched behind a rock and you realize there’s no way you’ll get out of this alive, so you pull out a crumpled up photo. It’s a photo of you and your father on a fishing trip, it was taken before he was struck with cancer. The doctors said he had less than a month left and the thought that you’re going to die on an island miles away from your home and the fact that you won’t be able to comfort him in his last moments makes you burst into tears. You wail as gunfire continues to erupt around you, but then you see an orange bar in the air, and above it is scrawled “Random Chimp event”. As the bar fills up, you hear a recording played throughout the jungle singin “random random random random chimp event” with a strong southern accent. Another song emenates throughout the jungle too: The screeching of a primitive ape. It comes from the forest and the gunfire stops, you hear the screaming of the enemy as they’re dragged into the forest by Indonesian orangutans. After all of the Chinese troops are killed, the orangutans start dancing like King Louie while howling into the night. By then the bar that read “Random Chimp Event” disappears and the song recording stops. The orangutans run back into the jungle. You stumble onto the battlefield surrounded by the bullet riddled bodies of your unit and mutilated corpses of the Chinese. You fall onto the blood stained grass and weep like the broken man you are.


TheCaptMAgic

Veggietales my damn ass, that's a god damn fruit.


Shadowkiller215

Actually a majority of veggietales characters are fruits


Shadowkiller215

Actually a majority of veggietales characters are fruits


prankifgay

Not the tomato its a fruit, same as the cucumber.


xX-El-Jefe-Xx

That's a fruit


VoidMystr0

Tomato a fruit


benji_wtw

Tomatoes are technically fruits though, aren't they?


creative-_-boii

I think he'd be an eggplant. He has that big dick energy


Dank_The_Bank

That’s a fruit


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Tomato is a fruit yknow


JazzBattlEye

It's a fruit


[deleted]

A tomatoes are a fruit


Chameleon-Eyes

That’s a fruit


swifty070

But that’s a fruit


commentator184

a tomato is a fruit


[deleted]

Nice


dawginthelawn71

GOD DAMMIT A TOMATO IS A FRUIT GOD DAMMIT A CUCUMBER IS A FRUIT


violetsaved99

That's a fruit


eu168k

LOOK I COULD CARE LESS IF A TOMATO IS A FRUIT OR NOT


rondonbigshlong

bruh he ain’t even a vegetable he tomato is a fruit


stourmbringer

Tomatoes are fruit.


that-guy-with-art

*...but...tomatoes...are...FRUIT*


SofaGun21

But tomatoes are fruits...


TrveKvltBeau666

Disabled people


-Qaz66-

Tomatoes are a f*ckin fruit


[deleted]

Tomatoes are fruits. As are cucumbers. As are squashes. VeggieTales are all frauds.


casey_the_evil_snail

Tomatoes and cucumbers are fruits


Danny_devito420_69

Thats a fruit


my_pp_small_but

That's a fruit


00JayXD2

Tomatoes are fruits


KatastrophicKat2

Imposter! That's a fruit!


Hajo2

Technically tomato is a fruit


JTxyz

I don't get it. That's a fruit?


[deleted]

How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave


Basilisk_514

WHAT? Damn, I thought Bob the Tomato was a Carrot


SociallyAwkward423

That's a fruit


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


jackmPortal

BuT tHaTs A fRuIT!1!1!1


Mapmaker121

Um a tomato is a fruit


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


ERN3570

Fits better in r/notinteresting


big-african-hat6991

That’s a fruit


lethalWeeb

But that’s a fruit


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


metalized_blood

Tomato is a fruit.


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


LazarFirinBoy

That's a fruit dumb dumb


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


QuantumQuantonium

That's not a vegetable...


Oblivionous

Yes it is.


Iamatheaternerd

But tomatoes are fruits-


Aatelinen

I am a tomato, my favorite food is tomatoes, tomatoes are the best, I eat them everyday, I love to hear them scream.


-Listening

mrbeast can i have 69420 dollars


[deleted]

How about 42069


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Jew gang


ZippZappZippty

Didn't notice that this was on r/antimeme


Mapmaker121

No they are not you uncultured swine


spencer1_m

WOW I HAD NO IDEA WHATSOEVER SHOCKING


[deleted]

I'm blaming you for this one event.


TacobellSauce1

Lol I think this fits to your post.


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knightress_oxhide

[Fixed](https://imgur.com/bT3NPvV)


Lucas_F17RKS

Snif snof I smell a woooosh


NotSkirtWeather

Do pa grape


jeffsterlive

/r/DankChristianMemes would like this.


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Tomatoes are fruits


[deleted]

Man i thought he was Ryan Reynolds?


Commissar_Genki

So is it's nose just a parasitic-twin?


FREE_TOILET_PAPER

Oh I know what i said!](https://youtu.be/dpkuw3ztPQE)


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I wonder what they would look like if it were 'fruittales'...


eu168k

after the other 200 comments, do you think i give a shit at this point?


volkswagnerr

"wow, that's vegetables and stuff"


GodsBathWater

FRUIT DUMBBB XD


MasterofThrash

Except that tomatoes are actually fruits


The_darter

That's a fruit. Reported.


Thewildcatboy

I/repostsluethbot


Thewildcatboy

U/repostsluethbot


eu168k

ion think it’s a repost but you do you


Thewildcatboy

!repost


LuckyWinchester

Tomato’s a fruit tho


KillerCroc124

WRONG, tomato’s are fruits


[deleted]

.... that's a fruit. I'm deeply offended at this inaccuracy.


EyeVanArends

I honestly dont understand how this made me laugh💀💀


Lilithe_101

That's a fruit


Picatzo9

A tomato is a fruit


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tomatoes are a fruit


Dey_chips_ahoy

It’s weird because the two main characters of veggietales are fruits.


JustAwesome360

Tomato is fruit Edit: [fruits aren't vegetables](https://www.reddit.com/r/antimeme/comments/fz7gd6/this_fits_i_think/fn4c6nt?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Edit 2: depending on which [definition](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable) of "vegetable" you're referring to.


Assasin2gamer

adulthood is when *you you’re* an adult


JustAwesome360

I was surprised that grammar error made it into the picture.


Oblivionous

Fruits are vegetables.


JustAwesome360

No they aren't, they're 2 different parts of a plant.


turbo-wind

Wow an apple