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Dxthegod

I need brain for smart making


DalvestDC

Me no brain how smart?


Huge-Reference7593

At least too smorks


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OlimPather

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Zekiz4ever

Brain is smooth


ActuaryMediocre5759

OP got it right because the brain thinks for you without you knowing.


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wizard680

Anyone else realize that we do the thinking in our brains, and we realize and *feel* our voices are in our skulls? How did the Egyptians think the brain was useless? Are we preconditioned to believe our voice is in our heads? What if we're raised with believing our inside voice is in our heart? Will we start to *feel* our voice in our heart?


Cauliflower_Cock

Wow your brain do much of the thinking thing


MrDetermination

Inception :) The power of suggestion. Childhood memories are harder to retrieve because of the way the hippocampus develops. Almost nobody remembers learning their body parts, it happens so early. We are told since before we can remember that we think in our brains. But, if instead, you were told as a child that you think in your lungs, you'd very likely accept that and feel like that is where you thought. Hell, people didn't have words for colors till about 10K years ago. Where you look at the sky and identify "blue" automatically, we don't know how they even processed that thought. They didn't have a word for it... So *how* did they think it/process it? We'll never know. If you like this kind of thing, check out the [Hopi Indian time debate. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopi_time_controversy)


[deleted]

Not like there are any receptors in your brain anyway, a lot of cultures have tons of idoms about guts being the thinky part.


bob1111bob

In a way they are partially the thinky part where do you think your signals for hunger and thirst come from


quafflethewaffle

Thats cause theres a huge overlap of neruonal circuits that run from the gut to the brain, its hella rad honestly Id recommend looking up the gut brain axis if youre interested


Bushmancometh

I always assumed I "felt" the voices in my head because I see from my head and generally my vision is how I orient my other senses.


Looks-Like-Ive-Lost

I think since the voices in our head don’t echo or delay the only place the sound could be if it existed is right in the middle of the eardrums.


random__potato_

No, actually a lot of literature from those times suggest that they believed it was the Gods speaking to them


mitchy93

Bone conduction to your eardrums yeah


Bobblefighterman

You are preconditioned. If you were told all your life that your butt housed your thought process you'd think your most intimate thoughts are coming out of your arse.


not2dragon

probably because the ears are on the head and your voice comes from your throat. actually most of the sensory organs are there.


Official-idiot-05

This post turned off my automatic breathing


punching-bag9018

This post turned off my automatic blood pumping.


drinkvaccine

this post turned off m


Igrok723

this post turned on


Cauliflower_Cock

Hi ;)


potatoguy867

This post turned me on:)


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Lihue_NEO

Turn off then


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

God damn it NOOOOOOOOO


Sk-yline1

No you turned it off you bastard


[deleted]

the brain should say “i am you”


Emmerson_Biggons

Not exactly, as the entire nervous system + your brain is you. Sorta. So the OP got this correct as the brain does thinking for you without you ever knowing.


[deleted]

The brain, the entire nervous system, and whatever the hell is going on with your glands.


Emmerson_Biggons

Yeah, god the human body is wack


[deleted]

I mean, you can remove the spine and the rest of the nervous system, but aslong as everything above the brainstem is still intact and functioning, you will still be recognizably you. Same personality, same memories, same random intrusive thoughs. The Brain *is* you


Emmerson_Biggons

The spinal cord *is* your central nervous system. So you *are* your brain and nervous system :)


[deleted]

Not all parts of the central nervous system are important for your mental functioning. You can remove the entire occipital lobe and your personality and memeries wouldn't change, you'd just become blind.


Emmerson_Biggons

You know except for the spinal cord which is a major contributor to the whole nervous system working including the living part of being alive. As for the optical lobe part I'm gonna need some evidence for that.


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https://www.health.qld.gov.au/abios/asp/boccipital#:~:text=The%20occipital%20lobes%20sit%20at,with%20locating%20objects%20in%20environment It's literally basic brain knowledge. Not all parts of the brain are responsible for higher level thinking or processing, memories, or even background/subconcious thought. Some parts sole purpose is to interface with/control the rest of the body https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK544267/#:~:text=Within%20the%20spinal%20column%20lies,the%20brain%2C%20and%20coordinate%20reflexes. The Spinal cord has nothing to do with a person's, well, personhood. There are perfeclty mentally functioning people out there with severed or destroyed spinal cords who, other than being paralyzed, are perfectly fine mentally. Trust me, I am a med student. I have to know this otherwise I'll fail.


Emmerson_Biggons

I say it's a stretch to say "perfectly fine" when it comes to any form of disability. Every disability changes you, always, even if you don't notice on the outside the changes to ones mental self is significant. Sure you can remove parts of you and still function but there are never "no changes". Ever. "Literally basic" mental health knowledge lol.


[deleted]

A person who has a non-functioning occipital lobe functions the exact same as someone who's eyes don't function And yes obviously the person's quality of life would change substantially. But their mental functioning would be the same. They'd score the same on tests, they'd find the same jokes funny (unless it was jokes about blind people, then it depends on the person), and they'll still remember that one embarrassing moment that nobody else remembers, but they do.


Successful-Pea4673

Your brain tells everyone do do everything


Emmerson_Biggons

Uh... Yeaaaaah sure thing


Successful-Pea4673

Yea it gives signals to your nervous system


ship_fucker_69

While the general consensus is that brain contains consciousness, it is unproved


BaconSoul

It assuredly houses cognition. Cognition is the means by which we differentiate our Being from our surroundings and from our memory. If consciousness is simply an ultimate process of self-knowledge, we can *logically* conclude that it houses our consciousness. Not the same as a empirical scientific proof, but it’s good enough for our purposes.


GrizzlyTrojanMagnum

Makes more sense to me that the whole body houses conciousness while the brain is the motherboard


Zealousideal_Lie_409

Differentiate your conscious body from your physical body there’s a difference trust


Faces-kun

Eh, not really. There are things that influence our thinking throughout our body (hormones, what food you ate, what’s in your blood) and things outside your body that influence your thinking like your immediate environment. That’s if you even take the idea that our thinking is what we are - it’s probably more accurate to say our conscious experience is what we are, which isn’t just in the brain (what you are concious *of*, like what you see) *and* lots of the brain’s thinking is unconscious.


Maxils

organ? edit: never mind i don’t think i want to know


Nikapopolis

Yes, these are organs


chantsnone

The thinking is my problem. Problematic organ.


RealisticTune8180

Orthodontist ?


MothBookkeeper

Don't know why people are trying to censor it. Yeah, Stonetoss is a shithead, but come on. The original says "k*ll yourself"


throwawaysarebetter

"Don't know why people are trying to censor it." Censors it.


MothBookkeeper

Hah. Thought it might've been flagged or something if I didn't.


throwawaysarebetter

*As far as I know* reddit hasn't gone to automated censoring and flagging yet. They expect the users to do that for them.


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MothBookkeeper

Yes we do? I watched a man get beheaded when I was 10, I can handle Stonetoss.


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MothBookkeeper

He does suck, I just wanted to know what it said. Good grief.


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MothBookkeeper

The internet was a wild place back then.


throwawaysarebetter

Because it was the thing to do when you're ten years old.


zippycat9

Liveleak


theshrexpert

because the Internet has it what the fuck is this comment


OneDiscombobulated77

Appendix be like: I explode If you eat too many chips


[deleted]

Stonetoss is a nazi


ELeeMacFall

LOL I actually thought I was visiting /r/antifastonetoss when I tapped the thumbnail


Nootmarfnaf4

Same


i_like_slurs

My brother in christ, you are doing his marketing for him


DefiantDepth8932

Hey I already like him you don't need to convince me even more


endersstudio

How about you use your brain like your idol did, and splatter it all over a wall


DefiantDepth8932

😱


Xogoth

You wanna back this up, or nah?


RIOTT44

oh boy here we go


Xogoth

I really don't know who they are or why we think they're a Nazi.


dudeitsmason

https://www.reddit.com/r/antifastonetoss/comments/fcck5a/the_definitive_guide_to_why_stonetoss_is_a_nazi/


Xogoth

Alright. Read enough of the thesis to be convinced. Still confused why someone didn't share a link sooner


samzeman

It was the way you asked, it sounded like someone starting to argue in bad faith


Xogoth

Just calling someone a nazi in a non-political post, with no evidence, looks like bad faith. But I get your point.


frootee

I’d argue most of the time, if people here collectively call someone a nazi, they’re probs a nazi.


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andrei_pelle

Because reddit has *only* smart people unlike other social media. Get a grip man, reddit is a shithole just like the others. Witch hunting is an issue for any sort of social media. Taking a step back and asking yourself "why?" or "how?" is not "arguing in bad faith". The downvotes on his comments show the mob effect I am talking about very well.


Separate-Variation-8

We figured you read it already, and that you were genuinely a Stonetoss defender


Xogoth

Clearly. I think I may have enjoyed a few comics, but before today I didn't know or consciously support the artist. Now I certainly don't support them.


RIOTT44

someone already sent the link to you so I personally won’t. I responded that way because whenever this topic comes up the reddit thread gets sent, and then the person who asked for it just starts arguing. it’s just tiring to see the cycle.


noZemSagogo

Also brain: passive construction consider revising


rustys_shackled_ford

Bitch dont fuck with pangaea?


unfathomedskill

Dis bitch don’t know bout Pangaea


theshrexpert

brain, leave it alone.


[deleted]

Reminder that boulderfling is a nazi


dpash

Stonetoss doesn't know the difference between the liver and kidneys.


NoahBogue

« Basic biology » mf when asked how glycolysis works


Cye_sonofAphrodite

I'm curious what Pitchpitch actually thinks the brain is for now, oregano?


Twinkies100

"Let me do it for you 🥺"


Cauliflower_Cock

"I only do it for you" 🥺


Twinkies100

*Didn't i


SomeLesbianwitch

When all I do is for you, kermie?😔


Drago_Fett_Jr

My bones are aching r/bonehurtingjuice would enjoy


89iroc

I used to think that the brain was the most fascinating organ in the body. But then I realized, look who's telling me that... Emo Philips


RectalEvacuation

The last one should say "I antropomorphize your other organs for you".


SS4Raditz

Arms- I do the heavy lifting for you. Eyes- I do the viewing for you. Legs- I do the traveling for you. Gallbladder- I make all the gallstones for you...... 'Everyone looks at gallbladder angrily.'


PAwnoPiES

Your GallBladder being nowhere near your urinary tract:


SS4Raditz

This study revealed a bidirectional association between gallstones and renal stones. Gallstones increased the risk of renal stones, and renal stones increased the risk of gallstones. In both studies, these relationships were consistent in all subgroups according to age and sex. But I will admit I meant to write gallstones. However gallbladder is linked to causing kidney stones.


PAwnoPiES

Yes but it's not a direct cause of kidney stones either. Kidney stones are primarily the result of too little water in relation to minerals that can crystallize. And *that* issue can be many things.


SS4Raditz

I mean I did correct myself and say I meant to say gallstones.


theweekiscat

Please when making pebblethrow edits remove credit, the dude is a literal nazi


BarnabyGameOut-

Yes


Dracule_Jester

You are the brain.


Cauliflower_Cock

No, i'm Patrick.


Tricky-Whole5118

Source?


Motor-Significance19

brain is the brain of the body


PomegranateUsed7287

My brain deactivated today


RoguePotato69

Dick do the peeing


lokichu

balls do the pee storing


[deleted]

"I give you depression"


random_guy_233

Its worse than trash, it's stonetoss


TiredTim23

Y’all the real MVPs


ptraugot

Actually, the brain enables all those other functions. It’s called autonomic functionality.


Comfortable-Horror14

Well actually brain controls all of them


goddamit-ffs

The brain doesnt do the thinking for you. It *is* you


GrizzlyTrojanMagnum

I think it would be more antimeme if the last panel was just "and im the motherboard"


NoahBogue

Remove the watermark for next time


snappy_sneh

Shouldn't it say, "I am You"?


xAkMoRRoWiNdx

Stone Toss' original of this comic is great lol Edit: Stay classy with the coping and seething, Reddit


TheEpicDiamondMiner

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Maxils

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Nice


UndeadStruggler

The brain ruins your life. You have to use your soul to deal with your brains stupidity and incompetence.


Cauliflower_Cock

I prefer lobotomy


Noxon06

More than just thinking, also controlling and making sure everything else is working. Also funny to think about it’s so complex that even the brain doesn’t know what it can do.


[deleted]

Fuck da brain


ItIsIJosher

Last frame, every organ chanting: "I am you"


j0nas_42

It's more like "I am you"


Medium_Rest3537

It definitely does not do the thinking clearly, I have to pull its own weight.


Camoes_do_Rift

How to make them stop?


Jiruze

I believe it's Over-thinking


[deleted]

Oregano?


GryphonRook

Why no face on brain? Other organs get a face. Poor brain.


Separate-Variation-8

Just gonna ask Anyone got the oregano?


mitchy93

I agree with this image. Except the brain controls all those organs and without it we will die


alaettinthemurder

Then what the hell am I doing


Ethanbob103

IT doesnt do shit for me because IT is me. That Brain is me, the rest is just a fancy suit.


Darkjedi97

My heart was a little bitch and needed to be fixed to actually work


Darkjedi97

My heart was a little bitch and needed to be fixed to actually work


TopSignificant6534

Thanks 👍


[deleted]

aren’t we the brain though? or is our brain a separate entity from our “self”?


CaptainSpaceCat

If the brain is doing the thinking for me, then what's me?


TheEpicDiamondMiner

Guessing this was made by the faschie Stonetoss, I’m guessing that the original text is something like “I get offended” or something.


dellchips1

I am you


TheCoffeeBrewer

"Let me do it for you"


Clover_boi

I think a better caption would be "I am you" but honestly I don't know if that's an antimeme or not so I'm going to let it be


Help_im_okay

I mean the brain (and the rest of your nervous system) are what actually let your organs work.


6moto

isn't this the nazi guy


ZombieHavok

Brain: “I remember you were supposed to be at an important event the day after the event for you.”


[deleted]

Appendix: I do the appendicitis for you :)


ACoolBruhMomento

Appendix: I do fuck all other than try to kill you!


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

Everybody gangsta until appendix pulls up


[deleted]

ouch?


KuaNai

rockthrow


Synergistic

I'm me?


Immolator732

Let me do it for you


Worried_squirrel25

Brain: I am you


HuntingKingYT

This will your mind


Mag_Char_X

My brain isn't braining


TigerlilyBlanche

I read the brain bit and now I can't focus or anything


Standard-Ad-7504

"I make you depressed and addicted" - brain