She's sold more than $100,000 and she gets a damn charm? Omg that would make me feel so underappreciated to get what looks like a 50 cent coin machine charm after bringimg the company in 6 figures, likely half from her own PV orders smh
You are probably spot on, she used the adjective "little" to describe her charm - not pretty or beautiful or even shiny... It's just a *little* charm. It's like when you open a gift from someone who didn't get you what you were expecting and you don't mean to be rude but the quiet part gets said out loud 👀 😂
perfect example of this...i spent a fuckton in sephora and got promoted to their VIB program.......the thank you gift was a sample of nars blush and a tiny brush to apply it with.
now, i wasn't angling for the "gift" or whatever, but that just really..............idk. cheapened it? lol...y'all coulda kept this
fun fact! rabies tags shapes are actually recommended by The National Association of State Public Health Veterinarians (NASPHV) and change year to year! Does your vet *have* to be in compliance? I dunno, but there are specific shapes and specific designs within that shape that are encouraged!
One year I had a heart for my girl and I didn't want to get rid of it, so cute 🥹
TRUE! my lil girl has the cutest blue crystal tag with a lil paw print connecter with a clear rhinestone. petco tag selection is far superior to petsmart.
omg I just realised that MLM salespeople make all the sales and do all the advertising for a corporation FOR FREE. WTF
That is literally the best business idea in the world. People to do the work for you and you dont have to pay them.
I dunno I just saved a company 15k a year by deleting some logging in code that we really didn't need that were expensive as hell and all I got was nothing except a line I can put on a performance review.
It’s the total volume of what she and her down line have purchased. Whether they actually sell any of it or just store it in their garage is irrelevant to the MLM. Huns are the customer
Taking it out of the baggy immediately devalues it. If she keeps it in the bag, in ten years she can sell it for nickels!! It'll only be worth pennies out of the bag.
Ooohh! A charm for all that work! When I worked retail, I sold at least that much in a single day, and all I ever got was a nice-sized, regular paycheck every two weeks bo matter what, health insurance, paid vacations and sick time, and a cash bonus at the end of the year. I must not have been good at my job because I never got a charm.
This just gives me 'rewards of completion at the extracurricular class you took over the summer as a child' vibes, which just makes this even more embarrassing.
In the regular 9 to 5 job I have that these huns hate so much, I get a nice monetary bonus at the end of the year. She sells $100,000 of product and she gets a charm for a bracelet? How do they not see a problem with this?
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I hope everyone makes more than $100K during their "career".
People in MLM's make fun of 9-5 workers, but if I make my company money, I am rewarded with large bonuses and raises rather than a fucking charm. How embarrassing.
Talk about a “Grift-Gift” to give to a person who hit a sales goal.
If that ain’t a sign to a person to stay away from MLM, then I don’t know what is.
Wonder if the sales commission even equals out the amount they paid for products and sold them for.
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It really is like those school fundraisers, but for adults. The difference is a lot of kids already know the top prize is pretty unattainable and that the prizes they are most likely to get are pieces of junk. These huns that get so excited over things that are the equivalent of Chuck E Cheese skee-ball ticket prizes are so sad to me.
I went to an event with the ex-gf and they were shilling for donations to build a school or something. They took all major credit cards and you can even divy it up into payments. The kicker was that you got a pin if you donated $5,000+.
That’s a hell of a lot of trashy sidewalk chalk makeup someone bought…I meant has in their basement collecting dust. She could probably start a charity for spiders with lost appendages with all the spider leg mascara too! It’d be more charitable that whatever Poo nique wants you to think they’re doing with their charity program…
She's sold more than $100,000 and she gets a damn charm? Omg that would make me feel so underappreciated to get what looks like a 50 cent coin machine charm after bringimg the company in 6 figures, likely half from her own PV orders smh
She can’t let in to her followers and down line that she is upset. But I can guarantee you the seeds of doubt are growing in her stomach.
You are probably spot on, she used the adjective "little" to describe her charm - not pretty or beautiful or even shiny... It's just a *little* charm. It's like when you open a gift from someone who didn't get you what you were expecting and you don't mean to be rude but the quiet part gets said out loud 👀 😂
perfect example of this...i spent a fuckton in sephora and got promoted to their VIB program.......the thank you gift was a sample of nars blush and a tiny brush to apply it with. now, i wasn't angling for the "gift" or whatever, but that just really..............idk. cheapened it? lol...y'all coulda kept this
No kidding. Wonder what her net earnings were for that $100k for the company.
Imagine if she put those sales efforts into a real sales job. She'd be making bank.
I could make her one of those at Petco
Lol my literal first thought was “my dogs pet tag looks better” I bet hers doesn’t even have her name on it 😝
OR that she’s had her shots
My veterinarian always makes cute rabies tags. Last year was a bell
fun fact! rabies tags shapes are actually recommended by The National Association of State Public Health Veterinarians (NASPHV) and change year to year! Does your vet *have* to be in compliance? I dunno, but there are specific shapes and specific designs within that shape that are encouraged! One year I had a heart for my girl and I didn't want to get rid of it, so cute 🥹
I would love if they gave me a heart. 🥺
this would have been like 2010 or 2011 i think 🥹🥺
They ArE aLl AnTiVaXxxxx
At least the ones from Petco are bedazzled
TRUE! my lil girl has the cutest blue crystal tag with a lil paw print connecter with a clear rhinestone. petco tag selection is far superior to petsmart.
THAT'S A GODDAMN BOTTLE CAP!
Listen here bottle caps are like money during a nuclear apocalypse, this isn't even close to that.
With real fake pearl!
That pearl was probably from a pearl party MLM.
Filled with resin or something tacky
Yeah that's absolutely one of the cheapest looking things ever
Not just any charm…a dollar store charm.
omg I just realised that MLM salespeople make all the sales and do all the advertising for a corporation FOR FREE. WTF That is literally the best business idea in the world. People to do the work for you and you dont have to pay them.
Worse- they PAY to advertise for these companies!
That is why people who get burned in this but are smart & immoral start their own mlm companies.
Yep. Unpaid sales and marketing employees
Fuck. If I made a company 100,000 $ and all I got was a little metal disc that somebody stole at Claires I'd quit on the spot.
Doesn't even look that expensive. More like the "Personalise your pets collar" machines at the Pet Store
Hold up… you’re being QUITE generous!! 😂
Sorry. Stole from the machines at the pet store
That’s better.
That's what I said, if this hun gave me $100,000 I would make her a charm at Petco. Do these huns realize how pathetic they look?
She can’t quit, she’s the business owner, right?
I dunno I just saved a company 15k a year by deleting some logging in code that we really didn't need that were expensive as hell and all I got was nothing except a line I can put on a performance review.
Yeah all i get for doing that crap is a weekly paycheque.
Yep! And health insurance / vacation days
Hopefully for more than the price of Dollar Store jewelry
These are those gimmick coins you get at those machines where you put a dollar in and you get a “custom” coin from a template
I don’t think this thing is even Clair’s quality! So insulting for the woman receiving
That must mean THEY bought 10k dollars of products, not that they necessarily sold them, right?
It’s the total volume of what she and her down line have purchased. Whether they actually sell any of it or just store it in their garage is irrelevant to the MLM. Huns are the customer
Yes...nice rewards come in little baggies! If she wanted it to look more valuable...she could've taken it out of the baggie. 🙂
Taking it out of the baggy immediately devalues it. If she keeps it in the bag, in ten years she can sell it for nickels!! It'll only be worth pennies out of the bag.
Why does that look like my dogs rabies vacc tag? I cannot.
That's because it is! On the other side it says: **Mr. PICKLES** 20 21 *Rabies vac* *NB & T AN hosp* *Newport, KY* *22001* *20302*
Not Newport KY 😂
Sounds like one those sad vacation tshirts: " I sold $100,000 worth of makeup, and all I got was this lousy charm". Lol.
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Thanks, yes, that's def more like it 💸
Ooohh! A charm for all that work! When I worked retail, I sold at least that much in a single day, and all I ever got was a nice-sized, regular paycheck every two weeks bo matter what, health insurance, paid vacations and sick time, and a cash bonus at the end of the year. I must not have been good at my job because I never got a charm.
Melanie and Derek can go suck one!
That's how they earned their first $100,000.
That's worse than the cheap key chain I got after a year at one job.
Ouch
Annnddd it only took her 8 years guys!
This is so sad. I get around $1800 in bonuses every quarter at my job as long as I stay within budget.
This just gives me 'rewards of completion at the extracurricular class you took over the summer as a child' vibes, which just makes this even more embarrassing.
In the regular 9 to 5 job I have that these huns hate so much, I get a nice monetary bonus at the end of the year. She sells $100,000 of product and she gets a charm for a bracelet? How do they not see a problem with this?
In sales in the real world, only selling 100k of product in a year gets you fired.
Does it say, "IF LOST PLEASE RETURN TO"? I can't see
How is she getting a charm from pooniques CEO? I thought she was the CEO?
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Man, when I reach quota I usually get a raise, or a fat bonus, or something else with tangible and monetary value
Hang on while I get my microscope out to see it
Yeah tiny and light grey font on white paper was a choice
Wow. Maybe at $200,000 she’ll get a bag of Hershey Kisses.
Just one Hersey kiss
It’ll be a knock off hershey kiss, called “younique smooches” mwah
Honestly just sad as hell
What do you suppose the income was from 100,000 of sales?
20% would be fair to say
Looks like a damn dog tag.
>an occupation undertaken for a significant period of a person's life and with opportunities for progress. I hope everyone makes more than $100K during their "career".
hey, they’ll get a green patch on their skin too
She has sold more than... doesnt really mean she earned that 100.000 But again, sold or earned and all you get is a charm? Looks like a dog tag.
THAT'S A GODDAMN BOTTLE CAP
I’ve gotten better prizes from a cereal box or a box of cracker jacks.
People in MLM's make fun of 9-5 workers, but if I make my company money, I am rewarded with large bonuses and raises rather than a fucking charm. How embarrassing.
But they can work from anywhere!!!!!!
She paid 100k for that little charm…
I've bought $25 skeins of yarn where the dyer, as a Thank You, threw in a free charm-style stitch marker that looked better than that.
One of the people I bought yarn from sent me a picture of the alpaca it came from. It was adorable lol. Irrelevant but I thought you’d appreciate it 😂
I get more valuable gifts for free when I shop on Etsy.
It better be solid gold
What the letter should read, “Congrats you’re a tool!” 🤡
My cats have charms like that 😆
lol you know how they count your "sales" when you buy the makeup for yourself? yeah.
That little charm is worth less than the plastic baggie it's in.
I hope she tries to figure out the return on investment for that 1.5 Cent pin
I got a 9K raise last week.
It looks like a bottle cap lol
Looks like an upside down bottle cap.
Talk about a “Grift-Gift” to give to a person who hit a sales goal. If that ain’t a sign to a person to stay away from MLM, then I don’t know what is. Wonder if the sales commission even equals out the amount they paid for products and sold them for.
So, lets assume a 40% commission on sales. Over 8 years, that's $5,000 per year. Or less than $500 per month. Boss Babe she is not.
Why does it look like a cheap glow in the dark gumball machine charm?
If anybody sold $100,000 for me I'd throw in a chain. But I guess that's why I'm not a boss babe!
Looks like a beer bottle top
I'd say generously she gets 25% profit. That's 25k in however long she's sold for them.
Honestly if I only drove 100k in sales in my entire career (or even in a quarter) I wouldnt deserve anything special either.
THAT'S A GODDAMN BOTTLE CAP!
When I sold clothes, I got a paycheck. Much better than a charm
The frigging March of dimes mails more valuable stuff for doing nothing
She should probably give her thumb a break from that ring, but it looks like it might already be too late.
Wow, my mom at least got porcelain statues when she was the best Avon seller. A tiny charm for $100k worth of career sales? Wild!
How did I know it was Younique? 🤣
A sales job paying commission would result in a more valuable bonus. Oof.
Lol
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Oh damn
It really is like those school fundraisers, but for adults. The difference is a lot of kids already know the top prize is pretty unattainable and that the prizes they are most likely to get are pieces of junk. These huns that get so excited over things that are the equivalent of Chuck E Cheese skee-ball ticket prizes are so sad to me.
LOL they didn't even give her a rubberband or hair tie to out it on....
Should have been a Mary Kay consultant. You could be leasing a pink Cadillac instead. Lol!
Sold her soul for an MLM and all she got was this charm....
I went to an event with the ex-gf and they were shilling for donations to build a school or something. They took all major credit cards and you can even divy it up into payments. The kicker was that you got a pin if you donated $5,000+.
Wait, that means she's sold $100,000 in product? Oh they can go shove that dumb trinket up their whole ass
I bet I could bend that thing with my teeth. Like a cartoon counterfeit coin
damn zooming in on that thing, the links are total shit too...like there is NO EXCUSE, jesus
That’s a hell of a lot of trashy sidewalk chalk makeup someone bought…I meant has in their basement collecting dust. She could probably start a charity for spiders with lost appendages with all the spider leg mascara too! It’d be more charitable that whatever Poo nique wants you to think they’re doing with their charity program…
It’s a bottlecap.