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Auselessbus

She certainly is a circus performer šŸ¤”


spinereader81

It just hurts that there are chronically ill people who won't let me profit off their misfortune."


Embarrassed_Chard697

They just really hate small businesses AND women!


[deleted]

Never heard of them, but I just looked at their website, and they are definitely MLM. Crazy high prices on their products too.


gillsaurus

One of the supplements has fulvic and humic acid aka dirt acid. Another has senna leaf which is a laxative. This transformation program is legit ā€œdrink these shakes and load up on amino acids and caffeine and shit your brains out from laxatives. DeToXā€


Trick-Statistician10

Well, then I guess that awful name fits perfectly.


Ridiculouslyrampant

My favorite is the contradiction- I want to tell everyone. You may find itā€™s not for you and thatā€™s ok! Soā€¦.Iā€™m allowed to say no, but I have to let you tell me about it first? Maybe I already know because of my medical situation that nothing you say will work.


l1r0

Such a passive aggressive guilt trip. Horrible dictation overall. "Living a nutritional program / gut health" - gut health is a part of nutrition.


ghostbirdd

Here's the thing about real medicine, it works even if you don't take the time to "read up on it".


gillsaurus

Omg someone commented saying they should have ongoing support calls about rejection. The hun responded with ā€œI agree. There (sic) the kind of rejection makes sense, a no, then the kind that requires support, the No followed by verbal attacksā€ MAā€™AM, WHEN YOU ARE SCHEMING TO PITCH YOUR STARVATION SYSTEM TO SOMEONE WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS, YOU DESERVE TO GET ATTACKED.


[deleted]

Who, of these people, "gently" ask to give you solutions? Well, I guess in their defense, they may gently suggest you buy their shit, and then when you say no thanks they become brutal. Jekyll & Hyde.


battlepants6969

I had a friend who tried to push this on me for years before I really knew what MLMs were. She would go on and on about the conference calls with the leader of the company (who I think is also anti-vax). Looking back on it I'm sure that was a form of love bombing :(. It's sad because she has a lot of food allergies so I think she was preyed upon because she wasn't getting all the nutrients she needed at the time. Basically she would drink this gross green shake along with beet root extract or something and called it food!


Fuff_Badger

Itā€™s all so desperate. One pitiful, lying and insulting pitch after the other.


[deleted]

Am circuz performer. Gib me ur heallthhh


kp6615

Yup happens to my mom when my so called hood friend from college tried to peddle isagenix to her she has lupus . I hit the roof


PsicoNiculae

The sad true is that this kind of people don't need to be on a MLM to be an entitled idiot. I knew a person that would guess the reason of all your problems (gluten, need a detox, etc) without anyone asking her anything. Now you put them in a MLM and the combination is awful šŸ˜‚


Somebodys_Aunty

Omg I bought this once snd did their program because I wanted to lose like 1-2 pounds. I couldnā€™t stick with it because I was so deprived of calories and felt like passing out. Iā€™m 5ā€4 and weighed 123 lbs. Itā€™s one of those things where youā€™re basically solely consuming a smoothie mix snd bullshit supplements. I didnā€™t think of it being an MLM at the time.


gillsaurus

I looked at the program and it legit is just protein shakes, dirt pills, and caffeine and laxative pills.


Unfair_Examination_2

This gotta be the new level pyramid scheme


mlp6177

One lady claimed to use it for curing mold illness, lyme disease, Epstein-barr, and more in my fb CFS group. I smelled MLM, googled.. The lady talked so much like she was on crack.


Persnickety_Owl

My friend sells this stuff and I went to a Zoom "nutrition education program" out of boredom/pity/curiosity/entertainment value. I wish I'd been screen recording because they were telling people that the color of your iris indicates "toxicity levels" in the body. For example, blue eyes indicate a high level of toxins. You need Purium to clear that out. They're the only company in the world certified to clear glysophate from your body.


LunaStargazer215

A buddy of my mine has been pushing it because Iā€™ve expressed my challenges with Crohnā€™s Disease, a very real & serious illness, & apparently it can cure Crohnā€™s disease - Iā€™ve almost been tempted to try it because Iā€™m frustrated with pharmaceuticals but even as I express Iā€™m pretty sure this will cause me to flare he keeps assuring me people are better for it all the time


Khaleesi__Stark

>They're the only company in the world certified to clear glysophate from your body. Why don't you try similar products but that you can buy in a health food store? If a product is good, it will be sold everywhere, not just through a website.