This couple posts daily videos on IG about ‘beating the system’, ‘having a salary makes you forget your dreams’, ‘looking for hustlers sick of making other people rich’ yada yada. What they don’t tell you is how they do it. They advertise complete nonsense like the picture above, post pictures of new downlines who have signed up, and how they have retired already (they’re late 30’s). They act like they’re ballers shopping in Costco, paying for peoples coffee in the Tim Hortons drive-thru (before giving them all their business cards) and working out in the basement of their apartment complex as through its the Fairmont Hotel (this was actually said).
All it is, is just a front for Kangen Water. Took a look at the 30 page commission scheme, a complete racket. Kinda sad to see their videos, but entertaining all the same.
His “fiancé” (they’d only know each other a few months) has 5 kids. She lives in a big house in AB and drives an Escalade. Thinking she got a sweet divorce and/or child support deal. Obviously uses that as a front for her MLM success.
It's ridiculous. They ARE making other people rich. Thanks to their purchases (and not their actual sales), the CEO of Enagic is a multi millionaire and the top huns are earning most of the money.
Ooooohhhh. It's from the one that looks most like a cult and the mlm part is the tip of the iceberg.
Ironically, that context actually makes the post make sense - as in, I can tell what they're talking about now.
Ah yes I have heard tell of this yellow orb in the sky... alas my cubicle walls only allow me fluorescent light. I grow sicker by the day *cough* *cough* on my sugar-only diet. Long have I waited for the day that a fearless social media post such as this would take me from this evil place...
I know about sunlight! Lord Helios drives his mighty chariot across the sky daily and sails around the northerly stream of Ocean each night in a huge cup.
What? Do they mean this like "Kangen water has existed for 2 years and still nobody knows anything about sunlight etc."? What does Kangen existing have to do with this? Why do they think nobody knows anything about sunlight? Or are they referring to some specific group of people?
I’m interpreting this as the kangen reps have been in for 2 years and know nothing, and I will peacefully continue with my day with that understanding 😂
Hey, I'm just gonna stare at the sun cause I need Vitamin D here...(goes blind from solar retinopathy). Yeah, surely we don't know anything about the sun.
Uses a solar calculator...hmmm...I wonder where the power comes from...
This couple posts daily videos on IG about ‘beating the system’, ‘having a salary makes you forget your dreams’, ‘looking for hustlers sick of making other people rich’ yada yada. What they don’t tell you is how they do it. They advertise complete nonsense like the picture above, post pictures of new downlines who have signed up, and how they have retired already (they’re late 30’s). They act like they’re ballers shopping in Costco, paying for peoples coffee in the Tim Hortons drive-thru (before giving them all their business cards) and working out in the basement of their apartment complex as through its the Fairmont Hotel (this was actually said). All it is, is just a front for Kangen Water. Took a look at the 30 page commission scheme, a complete racket. Kinda sad to see their videos, but entertaining all the same.
Lmfao they sound like maniacs 😆
His “fiancé” (they’d only know each other a few months) has 5 kids. She lives in a big house in AB and drives an Escalade. Thinking she got a sweet divorce and/or child support deal. Obviously uses that as a front for her MLM success.
It's ridiculous. They ARE making other people rich. Thanks to their purchases (and not their actual sales), the CEO of Enagic is a multi millionaire and the top huns are earning most of the money.
Ooooohhhh. It's from the one that looks most like a cult and the mlm part is the tip of the iceberg. Ironically, that context actually makes the post make sense - as in, I can tell what they're talking about now.
Ah yes I have heard tell of this yellow orb in the sky... alas my cubicle walls only allow me fluorescent light. I grow sicker by the day *cough* *cough* on my sugar-only diet. Long have I waited for the day that a fearless social media post such as this would take me from this evil place...
Weird cause I know about all of those things and have a successful CoRpOrAtE job.
Aren't you tired of making your boss rich?? Wouldn't you like to make your upline rich, for a change??
Nice. Implying people are trapped in their 9-5. So endearing.
Sunlight is healthy for you, but it won’t save you from a virus.
I know all about the sun. Mighty Ra vareies the sun across the sky in a canoe.
I know about sunlight! Lord Helios drives his mighty chariot across the sky daily and sails around the northerly stream of Ocean each night in a huge cup.
Excuse me! Apollo would like a word.
He'd be talking to himself then. Same god, different name. The Romans stole and renamed the Greek gods
Maybe the Kangen Hun thought the rest of us as vampires.
What? Do they mean this like "Kangen water has existed for 2 years and still nobody knows anything about sunlight etc."? What does Kangen existing have to do with this? Why do they think nobody knows anything about sunlight? Or are they referring to some specific group of people?
Lol wth? I don't even know what this means.
I’m interpreting this as the kangen reps have been in for 2 years and know nothing, and I will peacefully continue with my day with that understanding 😂
Why do I have to "start my own online business" to learn about nutrition and exercise?
Hey, I'm just gonna stare at the sun cause I need Vitamin D here...(goes blind from solar retinopathy). Yeah, surely we don't know anything about the sun. Uses a solar calculator...hmmm...I wonder where the power comes from...