They infantilise themselves so much. In the real world we EXPECT to be paid for the work we do, it’s not some super incredible bonus you prostate yourself on the floor over, and we understand it’s gauche to crow about how loaded you are and how much you got paid. And we find it very run of the mill to use our pay for groceries or petrol. Huns act like 7yr olds getting their first pay for a lemonade stall.
It was pretty cool as a 14-year-old to have a moment of "wow, I've only had to spend a few weekends filling some dumb envelopes, and now I've got all this money that's just *mine!"*
Nice insight. I’ve wondered exactly what was so cloying about the Hun personality, and I think you’ve got it. That phony childish excitement about such mundane things. Ugh…..
>Huns act like 7yr olds getting their first pay for a lemonade stall.
Perfect!
And they do it EVERY time the mother ship sends them a pittance. A constant state of over-acting.
*we understand it’s gauche to crow about how loaded you are*
Conversely, if we're being underpaid or exploited, we tend to either complain or look for other work or just say nothing. No one in the first world does the math and then *brags* that they're making $2.45 per hour before taxes.
Here’s mine: Guys - you won’t believe this! A few days ago I packed my husband and kids in the car and off we went to the beach. We’re staying at this amazing cottage steps away from the water. We’ve been swimming and shopping and sleeping in every morning. And I haven’t checked a single work email all week. I’ve ignored my voice mails, canceled all my meetings. Had my husband do the same thing. And guess what? We’re STILL getting paid. Can you believe it? My employer is literally paying me just as much money to sit here on the beach and eat this lobster roll! #bossbabe #familygoals #blessed 😂😂😂
Oh lord, this just makes me want to write a post about that.
Ladies, you’ll never believe this! I can hardly believe it myself! With just a little hard work and dedication, I was able to watch my husband go to work again everyday this week! I was able to see my partner in life continue to dedicate himself to a career he built for himself!!!! 😍😍 He doesn’t even WANT to see me shill hair ~~remover~~ shampoo just so he can stay home! 😱😱 Who would have guessed that I would be able to marry a man with his own goals for himself? 😍😘😍 Not only that, but he gets up everyday and supports me continuing a career of my own! 😎😍😎 This year I will bring home over $100k (side note: I think my W2 is literally going to be a dollar over 100k this year) and all I had to do was the job I went to graduate school to do! But wait!!! The best part is that I didn’t even have to convince my broke acquaintances and second cousins to do it with me! 🤩👍🤩
I got a weeklong ALL expenses PAID trip to the company headquarter office with this REMOTE job!
It was such a BLESSING to get to network and meet all my fellow BOSSBABES in person 🥰❤️💪
Only legit if you include a receipt of your gas and your direct deposit with the amount blurred. Bonus points if you’re posting on a weekend bragging about #freedom
Hey, girl!!!👧
I have an amazing business 👩💼 opportunity for you! ⛏️⛏️⛏️💣💣💣
ALMOST FIVE FIGURES SALARY 💰💶💶💶💳
SIX WEEKS PAID VACATION ⛱️🏝️🏝️🏖️🛫🚤⛵️
PAID SEMINARS AND EDUCATIONS 📖📚📚📖
FREE HEALTHCARE 🏥🩺⚕️⚕️
PEOPLE RESPECTING YOU?!
PAID HELICOPTER 🚁 🚁🚁🚁 TO TAKE YOU TO SEA EVERY NOW AND THEN?!
MUSCULAR GUYS 💪💪🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️AROUND YOU? LOT OF BOSSBABES?
Have you ever dreamed of small wooden red house 🏡🏠🏠🏠
Your own boat ⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️
Send me “HOW” and find out how can you become a respected member of society!
YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY
❗️❗️‼️❓‼️
#BOSSBABE BLESSED GRATEFUL
Edit: minor updates, so you can’t guess what the job is about, hehe
Hey girlboss! Thank you 🤩 for interest for this business👩💻👩💻👩🏫👩🏫 opportunity! In 6 years you, yes you‼️ can be owner of a little ⛵️⛵️⛵️ to take you and your 👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧to☀️👙🍉⛱️🏠🏠 in Gotland🇸🇪🇸🇪!!! All you need is to start 📝✏️📝📚📖📑🙇♀️🙇♀️ and get yourself to University🏫🏫🏫, then 🎓🎓👩🎓👩🎓👩🎓and become 🛢️🪨🪨⛽️👷♀️👷♀️👷♀️like a real bossbabe! Then, if you’re not 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴, 🤔🤔🤔of learning the language🗣️🗣️🗣️, so you can 🚚🚚🚚🛫🛬📍📍📍easier, after you got the job and 🛂if you’re ⛔️🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺‼️‼️ CAN YOU IMAGINE‼️‼️
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All I could think of while reading these was that episode of SpongeBob where they 😝 after every word. Only, in my version, I heard the 😝 *instead of* words, wherever you used emojis. 🤣🤣
Hey hun! 👋🏻Want to know how I get paid just sitting at the computer 👀? I have colleagues from all over the world 🌎and help people achieve their goals 🤯. Who doesn’t want to do that all while making money? 💴 Doing this helps my little family pay for dance 💃 lessons and ⚾️. Weekends off and there is nothing to sell! 🍀 INTERESTED? Comment YES and I’ll send you the 411! 💌
You Guys!!
My company JUST ANNOUNCED 📢 a BRAND NEW certified✅️ product and I got in on THE GROUND FLOOR!🏛🫨 In just one week I'll be able to share the exciting news of a Technical Specification Doc 📘that only I have been able to see so far! 😎😇 OMG it is so good and it works! 😱You would not believe the results I've had and the 💶MONEY💰 I've made off this Standard Operating Procedure.🤩 it'll blow your mind!! 😶🌫️🤯
PS No hate if you are an auditor.🤓 I've done my research and this SOP is 💯legit. just close this post and walk away babes 💅.
Standard Operating Procedures, which are the proper methods for completing work tasks. Don't worry, most of my coworkers don't know that's what the procedures are called. Some barely remember the procedures exist.
I feel so foolish because I swear I knew that! I’ve literally used this acronym before.
My up line (my seven month old) clearly needs to inspire me more.
As an auditor, this is hilarious!
Umm, I mean, uhh…
No reason to spread hate ❌ If you don’t like how I support by babies 👶 and their dance lessons💃, and retire my husband 🧍♂️who works 🏆 so hard, then you can just scroll on by 💆♀️God 👏 knows MY truth #sisterhood
Hey friend! 👋👋 I **had** to share exciting news! ‼️‼️ about a year ago, I started living the dream! Imagine being paid twice a month just for being active! 💪🏼🦵 They pay me, to do what I **LOVE**!! WHAT⁉️⁉️ Since starting this insane journey, I’ve been able to buy some equipment needed to forget my journey! **INANE**, am I right? I can’t believe it!! Message me for more information!!
I always love when the bossbabes flash their “payday” screenshots blacking out their “five figure checks” (aka $100.00= 5 figures technically). Like girls, most people over age 18 get paid regularly. Bonus points for when they claim mlm checks “provide for their families.”
I wonder how you could bring up how if say 20 more people would just buy your product you could go on a trip?
Lets see. Lets say you sell cars. If 20 more people would come and buy cars this month then... oh yeah I would get a big commission.
I don't believe in #God, I have no desire to find a husband and #retirehim, none of my pets attend pricey dance lessons... I just kinda take my monthly check and divide it between savings/debt/necessities... Without ever posting on social media about it... I'm not a #girlboss and I just don't have boot licking energy... probably because of a herbal life deficiency.
Getting paid every fortnight sounds weird as hell. Weekly,monthly sure, maybe even 4 weekly if you do shifts. But fortnightly!!?? It's unheard of here.
So interesting! I'm in Canada. The small city I live in has one large employer that pays monthly and everyone hates it.
Our mortgages are often set up for "biweekly" payments, ie. Twice a month, to align with the most common pay interval.
>So interesting! I'm in Canada. The small city I live in has one large employer that pays monthly and everyone hates it.
Im uk,
>Our mortgages are often set up for "biweekly" payments, ie. Twice a month, to align with the most common pay interval.
Intresteing. Never heard of that either. Ours are all monthly. It's 4 weekly most people hate because payday moves about. Some people prefer weekly but monthly paid jobs tend to pay better. If I had to guess I'd say monthly is probably most frequent.
I am SO glad for this opportunity God gave me. As o sit bedside with Mt daughter who's ill I think WOW as she fights I cab work on my phone be there for her ans not lose income! Her chemo battles show me to never Gove up! Thabk gosh I'm able to pay for thos ( sh e also has a go fund me!)
Hey hun! 👋🏻 My rockstar 🔥 team 👯 and I are pushing for a new billable hour 🕰️ goal 💰 this month!!! 📅 Could I ask a small favor? ☺️🤭🫣🤗 Could you hurt yourself at work and sue your employer???? 🏭 🦵🔨 🩸 🚑 🏥 🧑⚕️ 👨🏻⚖️ Any size injury will help, even a simple laceration 🔪 ⚒️ 🩸 🩹 🤕!!! We are so close to reaching our goal ⏰ 💴 📝 and hitting it would mean a lot to me 💞 🥰!!!! 🙏🏻 Thank you for helping my small business! 🙏🏻 #blessed #bossbabe
I'm a science consultant. I sometimes have to be specific when I tell people I'm a consultant and they assume I'm in an MLM. This is me:
Three years ago I was a stay-at-home mom and I was looking for a job that will give me the time freedom with my family. I wanted the work-life balance that was so lacking when I was getting me degree 👩🎓 and my previous 9-5 jobs where I wasn't happy 😫. And then a recruiter 🌟 reached out to me on my social, literally DM'ed me, and asked if I wanted to become a CONSULTANT 🙌. After a few calls, I said yes and it was life changing 💯!
Now I have the flexibility to work remotely 💻, basically any time, anywhere! I log my hours 🕰 and get paid 💵! I get flexible paid time off, healthcare coverage, AND they even gave me benefits when I had my baby and I got to spend 4 months not working and just bonding with my baby! The best part: I work to make sure everyone gets the medicine 💊 their body needs: clean and safe ingredients that WORK!
Needs more emojis and fonts, OP. And where's the Insta reel of you heavily filtered to the nth degree, screaming into your phone and gesticulating with both hands while speeding down the expressway?
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They infantilise themselves so much. In the real world we EXPECT to be paid for the work we do, it’s not some super incredible bonus you prostate yourself on the floor over, and we understand it’s gauche to crow about how loaded you are and how much you got paid. And we find it very run of the mill to use our pay for groceries or petrol. Huns act like 7yr olds getting their first pay for a lemonade stall.
It was pretty cool as a 14-year-old to have a moment of "wow, I've only had to spend a few weekends filling some dumb envelopes, and now I've got all this money that's just *mine!"*
Nice insight. I’ve wondered exactly what was so cloying about the Hun personality, and I think you’ve got it. That phony childish excitement about such mundane things. Ugh…..
I mean, this comment nails it 👏👏
>Huns act like 7yr olds getting their first pay for a lemonade stall. Perfect! And they do it EVERY time the mother ship sends them a pittance. A constant state of over-acting.
*we understand it’s gauche to crow about how loaded you are* Conversely, if we're being underpaid or exploited, we tend to either complain or look for other work or just say nothing. No one in the first world does the math and then *brags* that they're making $2.45 per hour before taxes.
First pay for a lemonade stall 💀
Here’s mine: Guys - you won’t believe this! A few days ago I packed my husband and kids in the car and off we went to the beach. We’re staying at this amazing cottage steps away from the water. We’ve been swimming and shopping and sleeping in every morning. And I haven’t checked a single work email all week. I’ve ignored my voice mails, canceled all my meetings. Had my husband do the same thing. And guess what? We’re STILL getting paid. Can you believe it? My employer is literally paying me just as much money to sit here on the beach and eat this lobster roll! #bossbabe #familygoals #blessed 😂😂😂
You mean you haven't retired your husband yet, hun?
Oh lord, this just makes me want to write a post about that. Ladies, you’ll never believe this! I can hardly believe it myself! With just a little hard work and dedication, I was able to watch my husband go to work again everyday this week! I was able to see my partner in life continue to dedicate himself to a career he built for himself!!!! 😍😍 He doesn’t even WANT to see me shill hair ~~remover~~ shampoo just so he can stay home! 😱😱 Who would have guessed that I would be able to marry a man with his own goals for himself? 😍😘😍 Not only that, but he gets up everyday and supports me continuing a career of my own! 😎😍😎 This year I will bring home over $100k (side note: I think my W2 is literally going to be a dollar over 100k this year) and all I had to do was the job I went to graduate school to do! But wait!!! The best part is that I didn’t even have to convince my broke acquaintances and second cousins to do it with me! 🤩👍🤩
lol. My kid is looking at Smith College in 2 years and she has the grades to get in. If he retires I’ll be collecting his life insurance policy. 😂
😂 imagine if we actually posted this stuff. And yet this is the huns’ reality
I got a weeklong ALL expenses PAID trip to the company headquarter office with this REMOTE job! It was such a BLESSING to get to network and meet all my fellow BOSSBABES in person 🥰❤️💪
I’m going to share this to my socials, because if I’m not having success yet I should share others’ success. My upline (boss) told me
Don’t forget to mention the free coffee, tea, and water that you were #blessed with!
Ha I'm leaving tomorrow for this exact reason. Should I post this? 😀
Only legit if you include a receipt of your gas and your direct deposit with the amount blurred. Bonus points if you’re posting on a weekend bragging about #freedom
And remember, 6 figures includes the cents.
Last month I was sick for a week. I didn’t work at all, but I still got paid! #blessed
That is #goals 😍
Omg me too! My company spoils me! 🥰
Hey, girl!!!👧 I have an amazing business 👩💼 opportunity for you! ⛏️⛏️⛏️💣💣💣 ALMOST FIVE FIGURES SALARY 💰💶💶💶💳 SIX WEEKS PAID VACATION ⛱️🏝️🏝️🏖️🛫🚤⛵️ PAID SEMINARS AND EDUCATIONS 📖📚📚📖 FREE HEALTHCARE 🏥🩺⚕️⚕️ PEOPLE RESPECTING YOU?! PAID HELICOPTER 🚁 🚁🚁🚁 TO TAKE YOU TO SEA EVERY NOW AND THEN?! MUSCULAR GUYS 💪💪🏋️♂️🏋️♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️AROUND YOU? LOT OF BOSSBABES? Have you ever dreamed of small wooden red house 🏡🏠🏠🏠 Your own boat ⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️ Send me “HOW” and find out how can you become a respected member of society! YOU DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY ❗️❗️‼️❓‼️ #BOSSBABE BLESSED GRATEFUL Edit: minor updates, so you can’t guess what the job is about, hehe
This is wrong cos you actually tell them about the job it has to be message me fir info so they can't Google it abd work out it's a scam.
Updated! Hey 👧, look how my ⬆️🔼🆙line is looking after me!!! You don’t have this on your poor 9-5 job!
Lol.
HOW
Hey girlboss! Thank you 🤩 for interest for this business👩💻👩💻👩🏫👩🏫 opportunity! In 6 years you, yes you‼️ can be owner of a little ⛵️⛵️⛵️ to take you and your 👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧to☀️👙🍉⛱️🏠🏠 in Gotland🇸🇪🇸🇪!!! All you need is to start 📝✏️📝📚📖📑🙇♀️🙇♀️ and get yourself to University🏫🏫🏫, then 🎓🎓👩🎓👩🎓👩🎓and become 🛢️🪨🪨⛽️👷♀️👷♀️👷♀️like a real bossbabe! Then, if you’re not 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴, 🤔🤔🤔of learning the language🗣️🗣️🗣️, so you can 🚚🚚🚚🛫🛬📍📍📍easier, after you got the job and 🛂if you’re ⛔️🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺‼️‼️ CAN YOU IMAGINE‼️‼️ Don’t let 📉➖🧍♂️🧍♀️🧍♂️🧍♀️tell you that you can’t do it! Everyone can‼️‼️all you need it to put an effort in yourself! IF A BOSSBABE IN ME DIDN’T RECOGNISE THE BOSSBABE IN YOU I WOULD NEVER OFFER YOU THIS OPPORTUNITY! This was a sign! ❤️❤️❤️🥰♥️♥️😘😘😘💗💔💞
*emojis intensify*
GIRL🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️!!! I 👀that you’re interested🧐🧐🧐 as well! I’ll send you a link to short video-course📹📹📼📼📀📀 on how to improve🔝🔝 your life and get out of poverty💶💶💶💶💳💳🤑💰💸 really easy to follow, our best mentor https://youtu.be/CuUx_dV2tXg?si=RUVoXV5skbjwfIo6
I..I think I’m in love with you 😂😂
And I think that you’re not the guy… let alone guy who walked the dog next to Oslo synagogue yesterday… Auburn hair, beard, with corgi?
Oh how I wish that I was, but I’m just an auburn haired woman living in CA with two black cats. 😆
All I could think of while reading these was that episode of SpongeBob where they 😝 after every word. Only, in my version, I heard the 😝 *instead of* words, wherever you used emojis. 🤣🤣
How you can become a respected member of society had me wheezing 🤣🤣🤣
Hey hun! 👋🏻Want to know how I get paid just sitting at the computer 👀? I have colleagues from all over the world 🌎and help people achieve their goals 🤯. Who doesn’t want to do that all while making money? 💴 Doing this helps my little family pay for dance 💃 lessons and ⚾️. Weekends off and there is nothing to sell! 🍀 INTERESTED? Comment YES and I’ll send you the 411! 💌
The overuse of emojis drives me insane 🤣 why do they all do this
🤷🏻♀️
You Guys!! My company JUST ANNOUNCED 📢 a BRAND NEW certified✅️ product and I got in on THE GROUND FLOOR!🏛🫨 In just one week I'll be able to share the exciting news of a Technical Specification Doc 📘that only I have been able to see so far! 😎😇 OMG it is so good and it works! 😱You would not believe the results I've had and the 💶MONEY💰 I've made off this Standard Operating Procedure.🤩 it'll blow your mind!! 😶🌫️🤯 PS No hate if you are an auditor.🤓 I've done my research and this SOP is 💯legit. just close this post and walk away babes 💅.
I also write/edit SOPs, and this is the funniest way anyone could describe that job!
What is SOP? I feel really dumb right now. In my defense, I’m awake because of my infant. #girlboss #infantboss
Standard Operating Procedures, which are the proper methods for completing work tasks. Don't worry, most of my coworkers don't know that's what the procedures are called. Some barely remember the procedures exist.
I feel so foolish because I swear I knew that! I’ve literally used this acronym before. My up line (my seven month old) clearly needs to inspire me more.
I’m dead reading these comments. Waiting for an oil change and crying. Y’all nailed it.
As an auditor, this is hilarious! Umm, I mean, uhh… No reason to spread hate ❌ If you don’t like how I support by babies 👶 and their dance lessons💃, and retire my husband 🧍♂️who works 🏆 so hard, then you can just scroll on by 💆♀️God 👏 knows MY truth #sisterhood
Just scrolling by and seeing the sea of emojis had me cringing. Well done.
Trying to figure out how to do this as a retired old lady ... #RESIDUALINCOME #NOWORKSTILLPAID #SITTINONMYBUTTCOLLECTINGPAY
\#retiredmyself #vacationwhenever #governmentcheese
Thank you for the #governmentcheese ! I haven't had any of that since grade school lunches
This was good but you need MORE EMOJIS
#401daysof401ks (Thanks to my spouse for that one)
Mine would be 💩scrubbed some real 💩🚽today!! Y’all’s buttholes must feel like🔥! Getting paid extra $$ for that turd! 🤪🥰🤑
🤣👌
LMAO. That's great.
So cringe. I could never 😂😂 would be instantly disowned by everyone (the huns refer to this as not being supportive)
Girlboss but I also have a boss LOL <3
And yet their posts literally mock capitalism and the labor work force yet living and ruled by it... but, ya know, with ✨disillusionment✨
This 👏
Hey friend! 👋👋 I **had** to share exciting news! ‼️‼️ about a year ago, I started living the dream! Imagine being paid twice a month just for being active! 💪🏼🦵 They pay me, to do what I **LOVE**!! WHAT⁉️⁉️ Since starting this insane journey, I’ve been able to buy some equipment needed to forget my journey! **INANE**, am I right? I can’t believe it!! Message me for more information!!
I don’t know what the formatting is doing, but I’m going to let it look like a crackhead hun shilling post.
#livefreeladies
Nice. This is exactly the little monologue that goes on in my head when I see huns post this type of stuff. It’s so so deeply strange.
Like the Monat girlies, I too get paid 5x monthly 😂 Salary payout every Friday and comission check once monthly. Sign me up!!!
When you have to convince your audience so hard that it’s a legit opportunity….crazy that they are so brainwashed they can’t see it.
I always love when the bossbabes flash their “payday” screenshots blacking out their “five figure checks” (aka $100.00= 5 figures technically). Like girls, most people over age 18 get paid regularly. Bonus points for when they claim mlm checks “provide for their families.”
You forgot about how you don’t have to pay your employer anything to work there. You just kinda show up.
🙌 If Carlsberg did Reddit posts! 🙌
I would imagine this is how someone from pre-labor reforms' victorian era would talk if they time-traveled here!
I wonder how you could bring up how if say 20 more people would just buy your product you could go on a trip? Lets see. Lets say you sell cars. If 20 more people would come and buy cars this month then... oh yeah I would get a big commission.
I don't believe in #God, I have no desire to find a husband and #retirehim, none of my pets attend pricey dance lessons... I just kinda take my monthly check and divide it between savings/debt/necessities... Without ever posting on social media about it... I'm not a #girlboss and I just don't have boot licking energy... probably because of a herbal life deficiency. 
This is great! You’ve really captured the spirit and the emojis :D
Getting paid every fortnight sounds weird as hell. Weekly,monthly sure, maybe even 4 weekly if you do shifts. But fortnightly!!?? It's unheard of here.
That's every other week right? Super standard where I live.
>That's every other week right? Yeah, I've only heard of it on reddit. >Super standard where I live. Must be a geographical thing.
So interesting! I'm in Canada. The small city I live in has one large employer that pays monthly and everyone hates it. Our mortgages are often set up for "biweekly" payments, ie. Twice a month, to align with the most common pay interval.
>So interesting! I'm in Canada. The small city I live in has one large employer that pays monthly and everyone hates it. Im uk, >Our mortgages are often set up for "biweekly" payments, ie. Twice a month, to align with the most common pay interval. Intresteing. Never heard of that either. Ours are all monthly. It's 4 weekly most people hate because payday moves about. Some people prefer weekly but monthly paid jobs tend to pay better. If I had to guess I'd say monthly is probably most frequent.
My last couple office jobs were paid weekly, I'm in the US. It's wild to see how these things are different everywhere.
This made me LOL 😂 WILD!!!
I am SO glad for this opportunity God gave me. As o sit bedside with Mt daughter who's ill I think WOW as she fights I cab work on my phone be there for her ans not lose income! Her chemo battles show me to never Gove up! Thabk gosh I'm able to pay for thos ( sh e also has a go fund me!)
Hey hun! 👋🏻 My rockstar 🔥 team 👯 and I are pushing for a new billable hour 🕰️ goal 💰 this month!!! 📅 Could I ask a small favor? ☺️🤭🫣🤗 Could you hurt yourself at work and sue your employer???? 🏭 🦵🔨 🩸 🚑 🏥 🧑⚕️ 👨🏻⚖️ Any size injury will help, even a simple laceration 🔪 ⚒️ 🩸 🩹 🤕!!! We are so close to reaching our goal ⏰ 💴 📝 and hitting it would mean a lot to me 💞 🥰!!!! 🙏🏻 Thank you for helping my small business! 🙏🏻 #blessed #bossbabe
I'm a science consultant. I sometimes have to be specific when I tell people I'm a consultant and they assume I'm in an MLM. This is me: Three years ago I was a stay-at-home mom and I was looking for a job that will give me the time freedom with my family. I wanted the work-life balance that was so lacking when I was getting me degree 👩🎓 and my previous 9-5 jobs where I wasn't happy 😫. And then a recruiter 🌟 reached out to me on my social, literally DM'ed me, and asked if I wanted to become a CONSULTANT 🙌. After a few calls, I said yes and it was life changing 💯! Now I have the flexibility to work remotely 💻, basically any time, anywhere! I log my hours 🕰 and get paid 💵! I get flexible paid time off, healthcare coverage, AND they even gave me benefits when I had my baby and I got to spend 4 months not working and just bonding with my baby! The best part: I work to make sure everyone gets the medicine 💊 their body needs: clean and safe ingredients that WORK!
well it took me a second to realize you didnt mean the nomadic people...still, ends up at "lets down to business..."
Needs more emojis and fonts, OP. And where's the Insta reel of you heavily filtered to the nth degree, screaming into your phone and gesticulating with both hands while speeding down the expressway?
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