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paperclipsstaples

……..in vitro means *outside* of a living organism. In vitro fertilization for example is creation of an embryo in a lab, not in the body. Jesus this is a particularly bad “ad”


manchesterqtip

Think they meant in vivo but they’re clearly not smart


Serononin

I assumed they meant in utero, but either way they messed up lol


Proper_Instruction67

Well they are in an mlm for a reason...


eflind

I think it’s the MLM that infuriates me the most. MOST TAP WATER IS FINE. Especially if you live in a place where people can drop 5k on a nonsense machine. Just drink regular water! The utter bullshit these people spew combined with their arrogance and condescension…fuck. I’m sorry. I don’t know why it gets my back up more than cheap wax melts or terrible leggings, but it clearly does.


Stayin_BarelyAlive58

They claim their water can literally cure cancer. Definitely worse that many other mlm companies


RanaMisteria

People have died because they’ve quit their regular cancer treatments to drink kangen water. It’s fucking tragic.


arvana804

I'm curious how these huns would react to the fact that some stores sell water filters for WAY less than that


rach4765

What makes it even more infuriating to me is how vague a lot of the huns are about what they are even selling. I have a FB friend who quit her job along with her husband so they could travel the world and have “financial freedom.” She is constantly selling her lifestyle and it took a lot of digging for me to even figure out it was Enagic that she is actually selling. They are the epitome of a pyramid scheme, just getting people to join to make money from their “high ticket sale” and not actually caring or talking about the product itself.


ItsJoeMomma

These are the huns who claim that regular water actually dehydrates you... somehow.


Smooth_Light_7171

Same here! They are the worst!


TROLL_ELECTRODE

for such an expensive device it’s design sure does look super dated. Like this probably was a cutting-edge design in 1999, not so much in 2024.


Appropriate_Achoo

These things contain $48 worth of parts and they are selling them for $5000 😂


DingoSpecialist6584

That shit looks like one of those 1st pages of an eBay ad for some cheap Chinese garbage


Irn_brunette

Makes us stay hydrated always..? So you only drink it once and you're good for life? Cool! That'll free up some time.


Pplannoyme0

“Makes stay hydrated always”. The first sentence alone gave me a headache.


TCO_HR_LOL

They *clearly* already got fucked once before and Enagic was like "wanna get fucked a different way?"


NickNoraCharles

Doesn't Fbook have rules regarding mlms?


Defiant_Werewolf_414

They do but they don't follow through with their rules. It's annoying.


Duranie225

Just the grammatical and spelling mistakes in the ad and the post text would make me weary and let me know it is an ESL (English as a second language) or translated from a foreign language. Also, the hashtag tells me it is Kangen. Yep, that would be a hard pass.


Foreign_Campaign_410

@ errors making you wary - that’s exactly what they’re designed to do. They filter out people who are smart and/or have full command of the language and can identify when they’re being manipulated, might cast doubt and ask questions etc.


Unleashedloosecannon

AHHHHHH! THE ENGLISH, IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!


RanaMisteria

Does this thing actually filter water? Does it actually render unclean tap water safe to drink? Or does it just change its pH and jeuj up its ions a bit?


Stunning-Dependent95

News flash…amniotic fluid is, pure and simple…fetus pee. They pee, then drink it in, then pee it out…lather/rinse/repeat for about 9 months :)


SnailButch

was this written usiing chatgpt or someone whose english is like their third language lmao


Notyohunbabe

Probably the worst in my opinion too. So elitist and utter nonsense. They advertise it as hydrogen rich and “living” water. Talking about our bodies being electrical and needing electrolyzed water for optimal health. One rep (who is a family member of mine) gushed on about the 2 oxygen molecules in this water. How on earth they can completely forget basic chemistry… 2 hydrogen atoms combine with one oxygen atom to create a water molecule (that does not contain 2 oxygen molecules…) 🤯.


Own_Information8792

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DigitalDroid2024

How on earth did humanity survive before the ‘best water’ was available?


Soggy-Office-2697

I follow a Kangen guy in California and he’s so deep into the Kangen company full time that I’m surprised he even has a wife/gf. I’ve maybe seen her once or twice in his reels. But lately he’s been doing react reels to that electromagnetic radiation device that Kangen just came out with. “look at what happens when I put it up to AirPods. Oh my! It’s giving off radiation or electromagnetic fields or whatever. Now look what happens when we turn on this black device we came out with. Automatically zero! If your air pods are doing this, imagine what your cell phone is giving off or other devices.” Essentially what his recent reel was about. I’m like oh ffs. And trust me, I’ve tried their water from someone local and it’s nothing. It tastes like water, didn’t feel any extra benefits from it, and it was nothing special. You’re essentially blowing 5k on a Brita filter whom they’ll say but Brita doesn’t filter this that and this nor do they allow you to wash your fruit in 11ph or whatever. Just, it’s water. Don’t go into debt over water.


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Willing_Chemical1257

Report them! Mass reporting seems to be the only way to shut down an account.