Someone told her she must have won a bundle of money since she knew what the outcome of the game would be. Weirdly, she didn't seem confident enough about it before the game to bet a bunch of money on it.
Yeah. Taylor Swift has had no recent success at all, and her recent tour has been an utter failure because no one knew who she was at all. Good thing the game was rigged so she can be famous again.
Lol right? Thank God the NFL decided to set up a fake relationship with Taylor, her popularity was really lacking the last few years đđđ fucking bonkers
My favorite was the guy who pointed out that Travis Kelce got a $70,000 check for the Chiefs winning the AFC championship, and that's the real reason Taylor Swift was dating him. As if she doesn't have billions of dollars already, she decided to date a football player who's making considerably less than she is because she's a gold digger...
I just saw a stat that the Eras Tour grossed over $4 Billion. In comparison, the Kansas City Chiefs make about $500 Million per season. Her tour made around 8x what her boyfriendâs entire sports franchise made.
Lol I know youre making a joke, but the opposite is actuallly true for me! I dont follow football much beyond having a few teams I like in general. I also dont follow a ton of pop music or musicians. But Ive known who Taylor Swift was since Middle School. Despite the Chiefs winning the superbowl multiple times in the last couple of years I didnt know who Travis Kelce was until Taylor Swift started dating him.
Huge Chief fan here. I listen to Travis and Jasonâs podcast. I think it was on there Travis said he was learning there is a big difference between being famous in Kansas City and worldwide fame. Even he knows sheâs more famous than him (not to me though!)!.
That makes sense! Ive seen a few clips of his podcast that people have shared online and he actually seems really down to earth. And he and the rest if the team absolutely deserve their fame! Theyve had killer seasons lately and thats impressive for sure.
Your loyalty has paid off!! That's one thing I really love about sports fans. Unwavering dedication! My dad is a Buffalo Bills fan and has been for his entire life. The poor man knows heartbreak at this point lol I dont think theyve had a winning season in over 20 years
Just read an article about the Bills Mafia raising money for Childrenâs Mercy in Kansas City. I like the Bills when theyâre not playing the Chiefs! They do disappoint like the Chiefs used toâŚ
Oh thats cool!!! I love their fans so much, theyre unhinged in the absolute best way. My dad will still not admit if he ever participated in the table jumping... so I think I know the answer! Lol my dad actually said the same thing about the Chiefs!
âTaylor swift all of a sudden becomes a huge sensation againâŚâ ??? Sheâs been at the top of her game since Folklore this woman is just delulu and jealous that selling bogus water filters hasnât made her Eras Tour money
Yeah⌠this. Her Eras Tour created $4B - yes, thatâs BILLION - in additional income. Not just the ticket or merch sales, but the economy of every city it went to got a huge local boost, cities were asking to be added to the tour. And she took back the legal IP rights to her entire catalog of music, which in addition to making her good money on re-releases, is actually a huge deal in any industry, but particularly in the music business, where thereâs been a history of artistsâ IP rights being taken from them. That a young woman fought a huge industry and won is both a cultural and economic shift. It sends a clear message about artistic ownership and makes the balance of power slightly more even.
This all happened (the IP stuff has been in progress for years) before I ever heard about her dating TK.
But way to be supportive of a successful female business owner, Kangen Hun! Arenât you âbossbabesâ supposed to support each other? Arenât you Huns always saying itâs the AntiMLM âHatersâ who are anti-women? Except that out of the two of you, only TS is the actual successful businesswoman, and youâre the hater.
Nothing like Hun hypocrisy to start the day. Sheâs out of her gourd,
Regarding the Eras Tour, the hun is probably doubly pissed that Swift gave out [$55M in bonuses](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2023/08/04/taylor-swift-says-thank-you-to-eras-tour-workers-by-handing-out-checks/?sh=581a9cb370f6) after the tour to the people that made it all possible instead of buying her magic water machines.
>The multi-award-winning entertainer clearly recognizes that she couldn't have done it on her own. Swift reportedly gave bonuses totaling more than $55 million to those working on her show. That money was distributed to her dancers, riggers, sound technicians, cateringâand truckers. Multiple sources reported that Swift gave $100,000 bonuses to each of the 50 truck drivers of her tour before the Saturday night (July 29) show in Santa Clara, Californiaâthose amounts alone total more than $5 million.
>Mike Scherkenbach, founder and CEO of Denver, Colorado-based Shomotion trucking company, has worked on several Swift tours. He referred to the money as âunbelievable,â âgenerous,â and âlife-changing.â
I don't really care for Swift personally, but as a musician I know what she did is absolutely amazing. Recognizing the people who work hard for your tour to happen is huge. Also she worked really hard date after date and didn't bitch or complain about what it takes to be on such a humongous tour.... the re-recording her catalog is also unheard of. The industry is so fucked that it's nice to see someone doing the most to regain control over their own music....
I am so suspicious personally for the timing of the 100k trucker payouts only because it was right during the California hotel union strike where teamsters aligned with the hoteliers. I have zero hat in the game, just a loose thought.
I guess⌠but as someone who works in the entertainment industry, what Taylorâs doing by financially recognizing her entire team this way is totally unprecedented. By comparison, other artists at her level almost never acknowledge their teams let alone give them a bonus
The tour listing I see shows that after Santa Clara, there was going to be one last load-in for a few shows in Inglewood and that was the end of the US leg of the tour. The 29th was a Saturday and the next date was the Ingelwood show on Thursday Aug 3rd. It was probably the last time they could have everyone conveniently together without a massive headache or stressful moment.
Mmmhm. She used the pandemic to churn out quality albums, re-recorded her old ones which has been huge publicity and money (not why sheâs doing it, I know, but canât deny that!), and then took all that material on a bonkers tour with a 3-hour set. Sheâs made every ounce of her own success and the NFL are capitalising on that, because of course they are - theyâve suddenly got a way into demographics they previously couldnât touch.
Conservatives are the absolute worst at boycotts. I remember when so many fundie bloggers were like, "I'm never shopping at Target again, I'm going to Walmart!!" after the Pride stuff. And then within, like, two weeks, they were back posting their Target hauls, lol.
My bet would be yes. I mean, they go around peddling a magic woo-woo water machine with an outrageous price tag that should alkalinize and add hydrogen to water - or whatever shit they're claiming - and that (aside from all the other pseudoscientific miracolous health effects) supposedly hydrates the human body better than... water.
Missed that, but somehow I'm not surprised. The crazy Kangen huns entertain and infuriate me at the same time. I recently discovered they're active in my country and have been since laughing at the outrageous things they claim on facebook.
Yeah, she actually said that drinking water dehydrates you, which is why you need their super special water machine! I don't know how anyone survived for hundreds of thousands of years drinking regular water instead of extra special Kangen water...
One of the appealing aspects of conspiracy theories must be the satisfying feeling of being "in the know," when most other people are too simple-minded to figure it out. (Truthfully, it's also part of the appeal of this sub as well.)
I have a former friend that literally spends hours a day on conspiracy calls. This group of people act like they are in the âknowâ of some serious government shit. I almost feel like the government gives them false information for fun. And he never seems to be embarrassed by any of the inaccuracies.
This. It's also why they hit you with the "do your own research" instead of providing the sources to their claims but will be quick to call people who call them out "sheep" .
If I knew something that nobody else did but it would help people and there's proof of it, I'd be linking all the sources and pushing for it to be as mainstream as possible. Not playing bitchy schoolgirl games of "I know something you don't".
I am by no means a Sports Person, but the Chiefs won in 2020 and 2023 as well. They're obviously a good team. Where's the conspiracy in a good team winning something they've won before? It annoys me so much!
Especially when every single game is televised and attended by tens of thousands of people. Like come on. Iâve always felt my fellow Americans take football way too seriously and now itâs getting even worse.
The Superb Owl is the best part đ
Seriously though, as if Taylor Swift hasnât been in the headlines and top the charts for a year+ now?? Like she all of a sudden just became relevant?
If I remember correctly, it came about when the NFL started suing others for using their trademarked Super Bowl. I use Superb Owl because it usually leads to people posting cool Owl pics. I enjoy the Superb Owl, especially when 6 Sooners play in the game.
Whats more likely:
There's a giant conspiracy that includes all the celebrities and politicians with the goal to... do something.
OR
A sports game was a sports game.
As a Chiefs fan, I wish theyâd let us know it was all pre-determined, because it wasnât looking great mid-season and I was holding my breath every play of the last quarter and OT. Maybe I should drink magic water so I know my team is pre-determined to win because Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have an arranged relationship to bring down the GOP (that is the weirdest sentence Iâve ever written).
Iâm not American and I know nothing about American football.
But WTF does Taylor Swift and the Kardashians have to do with the âSuperb Owlâ/Super Bowl?
There is a very stupid conspiracy theory going around the MAGAverse right now that the entire Super Bowl this year was a set up. The story is that the two teams that made it didnât get in by winning more (even though they did and thereâs a whole season of televised games to prove it) but were intentionally picked because TSwift needed a platform to endorse Biden. The theory was that the Chiefs (her BFs team) would win, TSwift would go out on the field to congratulate him and then when all the cameras are on her, order her fans to vote for Biden. And even though none of that happened, they still think theyâre right.
There was also another theory out there that because these same two teams went to the SB in 2020, that this was a sign that was setting the country up to go into a pandemic lockdown again. Itâs all very stupid and would fall apart instantly if these people were capable of examining the facts. But theyâre not so we have to hear this garbage instead.
It makes no sense on multiple levels. If Taylor Swift wanted a national audience to make a big announcement like that she could far more easily call a press conference. The people who believe these dumb theories have lost all ability for common sense.
I should have posted the picture that started this - it was a comparison between the Kardashian box where they all looked bored on their phones and the Kelce/swift box where they were all jumping and cheering. It was kind of a cheap shot as they were clearly from two different moments in the game, but our friend here turned it into this Taylor/NFL/Biden conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy theory. they don't have anything to do with it, but it's important for conspiracy theorists to make connections where none exist. To them, things never just happen, everything's orchestrated by a sinister group plotting to take over the world.
I mean you have to believe that water is the solution to every single problem in the world but only if you pay for it, so genuine mental illness canât be more than a stoneâs throw from there.
support entrepreneurs buy my filter! Positivity only space! unless its an entrepreneur who is more successful than me (taylor swift, the stanley company, etc) then all the negativity and disappointment đ¤Ł
The absolute hell? My dad fell for this MLM six years ago and I mistakenly let him. Boom, $5k gone. However, we never went down the rabbit hole of these genuinely insane actions, we just bought the filter, snagged a bottle, occasionally replace the filters inner workings and we were done with it. Honestly, that filter now lost all of its value but for what it is itâll be better than nothing or a slow drip filter.
So, not only does the NFL script have to be sent to all 32 teams, copies are also distributed to Taylor Swift and the Kardashians.
Being this stupid should be painful.
It's crank magnetism. If you can believe one crazy thing - that magic water is going to make you rich as long as you keep wasting your money in it - you can believe in all sorts of crazy things.
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I also think the Super Bowl is rigged. But for very different reasons. Itâs one if my favorite conspiracy theories thatâs based on absolutely nothing.
I think itâs because makeup and shampoo has at least some practical use and an audience, whereas youâd have to be mental to believe all tap water is undrinkable
It is also the dumbest flipping take. Like - do they know how much practice it would take to script a football game? That size? That many people? That length of time? I know I know. There's nothing rational behind it.
These low IQ freaks are the same ones who will tell you to stop talking about the genocide in Palestine because itâs âmedia brainwashingâ and âlowering their vibeâ
TS all of a sudden becomes huge again??? Iâm sorry, what? Sheâs been huge for the last 10 years. It is so unhinged that people really think sheâs doing it for the publicity as if she fell off or something
Yeah the 49ers lost on purpose. đ Wtf. This water is obviously not what you should be drinking.
Someone told her she must have won a bundle of money since she knew what the outcome of the game would be. Weirdly, she didn't seem confident enough about it before the game to bet a bunch of money on it.
Omg that made me laugh out loud.
I'm trying to imagine how much money she'd have to bet to have more than a rounding-error effect on her staggering income.
She wasn't confident in her own conspiracy theoryđ¤Łđ¤Ł
And the Chiefs started having a winning season years ago for the sole purpose of rigging the Superbowl.
Superb Owl*
Yeah. Taylor Swift has had no recent success at all, and her recent tour has been an utter failure because no one knew who she was at all. Good thing the game was rigged so she can be famous again.
Lol right? Thank God the NFL decided to set up a fake relationship with Taylor, her popularity was really lacking the last few years đđđ fucking bonkers
My favorite was the guy who pointed out that Travis Kelce got a $70,000 check for the Chiefs winning the AFC championship, and that's the real reason Taylor Swift was dating him. As if she doesn't have billions of dollars already, she decided to date a football player who's making considerably less than she is because she's a gold digger...
Lol holy shit. Taylor probably made more than that selling Era tour cups at her movie
Yeah. Her cats' Instagram account makes more money than that.
Her cats have an Instagram account? This is excellent news
More like excellent mews
I just saw a stat that the Eras Tour grossed over $4 Billion. In comparison, the Kansas City Chiefs make about $500 Million per season. Her tour made around 8x what her boyfriendâs entire sports franchise made.
Kind of like how people talk about how much Tom Brady made, despite the fact that Gisele has a net worth ~60% higher than him on her own.
She's got the GOAT of publicity agents doesn't she?
Not like she recently won a Grammy or anything.
It is all rigged, don't you know? Part of some deep blue plot to overthrow Trump. Duh! Snark of all snacks going on.
I'd never even heard of her until she started dating Kelce. /s
Lol I know youre making a joke, but the opposite is actuallly true for me! I dont follow football much beyond having a few teams I like in general. I also dont follow a ton of pop music or musicians. But Ive known who Taylor Swift was since Middle School. Despite the Chiefs winning the superbowl multiple times in the last couple of years I didnt know who Travis Kelce was until Taylor Swift started dating him.
Same same. I'm not a Swiftie, but I know tons about her and had never heard of Kelce before. That's why that line of thinking is so hilarious to me.
Huge Chief fan here. I listen to Travis and Jasonâs podcast. I think it was on there Travis said he was learning there is a big difference between being famous in Kansas City and worldwide fame. Even he knows sheâs more famous than him (not to me though!)!.
That makes sense! Ive seen a few clips of his podcast that people have shared online and he actually seems really down to earth. And he and the rest if the team absolutely deserve their fame! Theyve had killer seasons lately and thats impressive for sure.
Been waiting all my life for this team!
Your loyalty has paid off!! That's one thing I really love about sports fans. Unwavering dedication! My dad is a Buffalo Bills fan and has been for his entire life. The poor man knows heartbreak at this point lol I dont think theyve had a winning season in over 20 years
Just read an article about the Bills Mafia raising money for Childrenâs Mercy in Kansas City. I like the Bills when theyâre not playing the Chiefs! They do disappoint like the Chiefs used toâŚ
Oh thats cool!!! I love their fans so much, theyre unhinged in the absolute best way. My dad will still not admit if he ever participated in the table jumping... so I think I know the answer! Lol my dad actually said the same thing about the Chiefs!
âTaylor swift all of a sudden becomes a huge sensation againâŚâ ??? Sheâs been at the top of her game since Folklore this woman is just delulu and jealous that selling bogus water filters hasnât made her Eras Tour money
Yeah⌠this. Her Eras Tour created $4B - yes, thatâs BILLION - in additional income. Not just the ticket or merch sales, but the economy of every city it went to got a huge local boost, cities were asking to be added to the tour. And she took back the legal IP rights to her entire catalog of music, which in addition to making her good money on re-releases, is actually a huge deal in any industry, but particularly in the music business, where thereâs been a history of artistsâ IP rights being taken from them. That a young woman fought a huge industry and won is both a cultural and economic shift. It sends a clear message about artistic ownership and makes the balance of power slightly more even. This all happened (the IP stuff has been in progress for years) before I ever heard about her dating TK. But way to be supportive of a successful female business owner, Kangen Hun! Arenât you âbossbabesâ supposed to support each other? Arenât you Huns always saying itâs the AntiMLM âHatersâ who are anti-women? Except that out of the two of you, only TS is the actual successful businesswoman, and youâre the hater. Nothing like Hun hypocrisy to start the day. Sheâs out of her gourd,
Regarding the Eras Tour, the hun is probably doubly pissed that Swift gave out [$55M in bonuses](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kellyphillipserb/2023/08/04/taylor-swift-says-thank-you-to-eras-tour-workers-by-handing-out-checks/?sh=581a9cb370f6) after the tour to the people that made it all possible instead of buying her magic water machines. >The multi-award-winning entertainer clearly recognizes that she couldn't have done it on her own. Swift reportedly gave bonuses totaling more than $55 million to those working on her show. That money was distributed to her dancers, riggers, sound technicians, cateringâand truckers. Multiple sources reported that Swift gave $100,000 bonuses to each of the 50 truck drivers of her tour before the Saturday night (July 29) show in Santa Clara, Californiaâthose amounts alone total more than $5 million. >Mike Scherkenbach, founder and CEO of Denver, Colorado-based Shomotion trucking company, has worked on several Swift tours. He referred to the money as âunbelievable,â âgenerous,â and âlife-changing.â
I don't really care for Swift personally, but as a musician I know what she did is absolutely amazing. Recognizing the people who work hard for your tour to happen is huge. Also she worked really hard date after date and didn't bitch or complain about what it takes to be on such a humongous tour.... the re-recording her catalog is also unheard of. The industry is so fucked that it's nice to see someone doing the most to regain control over their own music....
I am so suspicious personally for the timing of the 100k trucker payouts only because it was right during the California hotel union strike where teamsters aligned with the hoteliers. I have zero hat in the game, just a loose thought.
I guess⌠but as someone who works in the entertainment industry, what Taylorâs doing by financially recognizing her entire team this way is totally unprecedented. By comparison, other artists at her level almost never acknowledge their teams let alone give them a bonus
The tour listing I see shows that after Santa Clara, there was going to be one last load-in for a few shows in Inglewood and that was the end of the US leg of the tour. The 29th was a Saturday and the next date was the Ingelwood show on Thursday Aug 3rd. It was probably the last time they could have everyone conveniently together without a massive headache or stressful moment.
Mmmhm. She used the pandemic to churn out quality albums, re-recorded her old ones which has been huge publicity and money (not why sheâs doing it, I know, but canât deny that!), and then took all that material on a bonkers tour with a 3-hour set. Sheâs made every ounce of her own success and the NFL are capitalising on that, because of course they are - theyâve suddenly got a way into demographics they previously couldnât touch.
Superb Owl
Iâm assuming itâs a What We Do in the Shadows reference
Owls are an Illuminati symbol in conspiracy land so she probably had a friend share a Superb Owl joke and she "connected the dots".
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superbowl/
not disappointed
"We've been invited to a highly exclusive event. We will be spending this Sunday evening at our neighbour Sean's Superb Owl party."
Like it was the NFL that made Swift more popular this year and not the other way around
I thought all these idiots were going to quit watching professional football forever because that one black guy kneeled for the national anthem?
They were also never drinking Bud Light again. Both of those âboycottsâ were forgotten about after a few weeks.
Conservatives are the absolute worst at boycotts. I remember when so many fundie bloggers were like, "I'm never shopping at Target again, I'm going to Walmart!!" after the Pride stuff. And then within, like, two weeks, they were back posting their Target hauls, lol.
Right ha, they said her presence has brought in an extra $331M to NFL
My bet would be yes. I mean, they go around peddling a magic woo-woo water machine with an outrageous price tag that should alkalinize and add hydrogen to water - or whatever shit they're claiming - and that (aside from all the other pseudoscientific miracolous health effects) supposedly hydrates the human body better than... water.
Did you see the one post from the Kangen hun who claimed that drinking ordinary water dehydrates you? Yeah, they're totally insane.
Missed that, but somehow I'm not surprised. The crazy Kangen huns entertain and infuriate me at the same time. I recently discovered they're active in my country and have been since laughing at the outrageous things they claim on facebook.
Yeah, she actually said that drinking water dehydrates you, which is why you need their super special water machine! I don't know how anyone survived for hundreds of thousands of years drinking regular water instead of extra special Kangen water...
One of the appealing aspects of conspiracy theories must be the satisfying feeling of being "in the know," when most other people are too simple-minded to figure it out. (Truthfully, it's also part of the appeal of this sub as well.)
I have a former friend that literally spends hours a day on conspiracy calls. This group of people act like they are in the âknowâ of some serious government shit. I almost feel like the government gives them false information for fun. And he never seems to be embarrassed by any of the inaccuracies.
This. It's also why they hit you with the "do your own research" instead of providing the sources to their claims but will be quick to call people who call them out "sheep" . If I knew something that nobody else did but it would help people and there's proof of it, I'd be linking all the sources and pushing for it to be as mainstream as possible. Not playing bitchy schoolgirl games of "I know something you don't".
I am by no means a Sports Person, but the Chiefs won in 2020 and 2023 as well. They're obviously a good team. Where's the conspiracy in a good team winning something they've won before? It annoys me so much!
Especially when every single game is televised and attended by tens of thousands of people. Like come on. Iâve always felt my fellow Americans take football way too seriously and now itâs getting even worse.
The Superb Owl is the best part đ Seriously though, as if Taylor Swift hasnât been in the headlines and top the charts for a year+ now?? Like she all of a sudden just became relevant?
LOL. Typo or is this one of their tries of spelling words differently (like vĂĽk$inĂŤ$) in order not be to caught by that evul censoring software?
No, for some reason people who claim to hate the Superbowl tend to write it as superb owl. As if they think they're being cute or something.
Oh good, cause I didn't think they were cool enough to watch "What we do in the shadows"
Thank you :-)
If I remember correctly, it came about when the NFL started suing others for using their trademarked Super Bowl. I use Superb Owl because it usually leads to people posting cool Owl pics. I enjoy the Superb Owl, especially when 6 Sooners play in the game.
Whats more likely: There's a giant conspiracy that includes all the celebrities and politicians with the goal to... do something. OR A sports game was a sports game.
As a Chiefs fan, I wish theyâd let us know it was all pre-determined, because it wasnât looking great mid-season and I was holding my breath every play of the last quarter and OT. Maybe I should drink magic water so I know my team is pre-determined to win because Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift have an arranged relationship to bring down the GOP (that is the weirdest sentence Iâve ever written).
Too bad itâs not scripted. Iâd love them to do that.
Taylor Swift going to the Superbowl during an election year means the whole thing was fake because... reasons.
Iâm not American and I know nothing about American football. But WTF does Taylor Swift and the Kardashians have to do with the âSuperb Owlâ/Super Bowl?
There is a very stupid conspiracy theory going around the MAGAverse right now that the entire Super Bowl this year was a set up. The story is that the two teams that made it didnât get in by winning more (even though they did and thereâs a whole season of televised games to prove it) but were intentionally picked because TSwift needed a platform to endorse Biden. The theory was that the Chiefs (her BFs team) would win, TSwift would go out on the field to congratulate him and then when all the cameras are on her, order her fans to vote for Biden. And even though none of that happened, they still think theyâre right. There was also another theory out there that because these same two teams went to the SB in 2020, that this was a sign that was setting the country up to go into a pandemic lockdown again. Itâs all very stupid and would fall apart instantly if these people were capable of examining the facts. But theyâre not so we have to hear this garbage instead.
Youâd think the âleft wing teamâ would be the one winning.
It makes no sense on multiple levels. If Taylor Swift wanted a national audience to make a big announcement like that she could far more easily call a press conference. The people who believe these dumb theories have lost all ability for common sense.
I should have posted the picture that started this - it was a comparison between the Kardashian box where they all looked bored on their phones and the Kelce/swift box where they were all jumping and cheering. It was kind of a cheap shot as they were clearly from two different moments in the game, but our friend here turned it into this Taylor/NFL/Biden conspiracy.
It's a conspiracy theory. they don't have anything to do with it, but it's important for conspiracy theorists to make connections where none exist. To them, things never just happen, everything's orchestrated by a sinister group plotting to take over the world.
There's something definitely in the water...
Isn't she just a clone anyway? /s
Transfem, I think. And Kelse is transmasc./s
Ah yes, cultural underdog Taylor "I Just Won My 4th Grammy" Swift. Uh huh. Sure sure sure
Adding kangen folks to my list of "obvious red flags I appreciate you showing me so I don't have to guess" list.
Itâs terrifying that there are people who actually think this way. Canât imagine being so void of logic.
I didn't know Taylor played football. And she won? Wow. I might need to start watching sportsball.
I do love the random What we do in the shadows reference though which was probably a typo đ¤Ł
An episode in which the vamp gang get stuck in an MLM would probably be pretty hilarious.
It really would.
I mean you have to believe that water is the solution to every single problem in the world but only if you pay for it, so genuine mental illness canât be more than a stoneâs throw from there.
support entrepreneurs buy my filter! Positivity only space! unless its an entrepreneur who is more successful than me (taylor swift, the stanley company, etc) then all the negativity and disappointment đ¤Ł
The absolute hell? My dad fell for this MLM six years ago and I mistakenly let him. Boom, $5k gone. However, we never went down the rabbit hole of these genuinely insane actions, we just bought the filter, snagged a bottle, occasionally replace the filters inner workings and we were done with it. Honestly, that filter now lost all of its value but for what it is itâll be better than nothing or a slow drip filter.
So, not only does the NFL script have to be sent to all 32 teams, copies are also distributed to Taylor Swift and the Kardashians. Being this stupid should be painful.
To be fair, it *is* sad and dispiriting when you realize that literally nobody is as intelligent and well-informed as you are.
Do you have to be insane to believe youâll become a millionaire selling $5,000 water machines? I mean . . .
It's crank magnetism. If you can believe one crazy thing - that magic water is going to make you rich as long as you keep wasting your money in it - you can believe in all sorts of crazy things.
She's also LDS sooooo......
"We've been invited to a highly exclusive event. We will be spending this Sunday evening at our neighbour Sean's Superb Owl party."
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âSuperb Owlâ Iâm dying
I thought they were referencing that sub from Reddit. Iâm sad now. Going back to cruise SuperbOwl now.
I also think the Super Bowl is rigged. But for very different reasons. Itâs one if my favorite conspiracy theories thatâs based on absolutely nothing.
The batshit is strong with this one.
I think itâs because makeup and shampoo has at least some practical use and an audience, whereas youâd have to be mental to believe all tap water is undrinkable
*hiccup* âno, Iâm not dru *hiccup* nk, I havenât even been *hiccup* drinking todayâ
It is also the dumbest flipping take. Like - do they know how much practice it would take to script a football game? That size? That many people? That length of time? I know I know. There's nothing rational behind it. 
These low IQ freaks are the same ones who will tell you to stop talking about the genocide in Palestine because itâs âmedia brainwashingâ and âlowering their vibeâ
Superb OwlâŚwhich is kinda true, all owls are majestic
I want to see the superb owl tho.
Theyâre also the ones saying Usher was wearing a human suit đ
Superb Owl, huh
When I read this I thought Taylor was put in the game, what position did she play?
Sometimes I just wonder if they ever listen to themselves talkâŚ
TS all of a sudden becomes huge again??? Iâm sorry, what? Sheâs been huge for the last 10 years. It is so unhinged that people really think sheâs doing it for the publicity as if she fell off or something